Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna have some fun naming apps that don’t exist. Well, first we’re having some fun naming a pet. Ready? Pet? Go. This is a submission from Riah. Let’s look. Oh Oh look at the kitty. That, that cat has so much fur, boy. Charlemagne That’ll make you sneeze. Is, are the legs short on this cat? What about? Seems like maybe. What about Sade ? That’s pretty good. Sade I’m sticking with Charlemagne. It definitely has. Muffin Muffin. That’s so cute. Look at that Muffin perched on the top of that truck. You can’t, you can talk to a cat like that. A cat will scratch your eyes out if you talk to it like that. It’s how my cat. That’s how my dad talks to cats. And how does a cat act? Like a cat. You talk to a dog like that, A dog wags it’s tail. You talk to a cat like that, it scratches your eyes out. You know, Sokka update. Sokka is getting a little bit more Warm? Warm. Have you noticed? I mean, the dogs don’t let him come around too much. Have you noticed? But like he he’ll accept my pets and then sometimes he will, he will bite me. But it seems like it’s because he loves me so much. Right? Yep. Keep telling yourself that. Seems like Barbara’s loving things a lot lately, too. Barbara’s what? Loving things a lot lately as well. Did she bite somebody? No. No, she was, she was humping stuff in your office. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m sorry about that Stevie. My office too. I knew when we brought that toy in for Barbara that she was going to demonstrate on it. You made it sound like she was humping Stevie. No, no, no, no. Didn’t happen. Uh, there’s still time. But she only hump the little a little toy dog that looks like her. Yeah. Narcissist. Yeah. Okay. I’m gonna give you an app pitch and you’re gonna give me a name for that app. I like naming stuff. This is, this is, this is my, this is my wheelhouse. You’ve just set yourself up here. Wheelhouse. Good name for an app. Yeah. For like a place you buy wheels. Okay. A matchmaking app that finds friends for your dog in your neighborhood. Oh Pooch Pal Hump It. Platonic. Platonic? Hump It, platonically. Platonically, humping Ruff House. Ruff House? ‘Cause they’re rough housing each other? Ruff. Rough. Cause of ruff, like dog. Ruff. They submit. What about like a play date? A fur, furry play date. No, that’s something different Boner. Okay. You’ve hit on one of the writer pitches for this app. Boner.com. Boner! But they’re friends. Yeah. They share a bone man. Bone Buddies Bone buddies Bone buds. I definitely like Boner. Cause it’s like you got Plutonic boner. You got Tinder, You got Grinder. You got Boner. Plutonic. Boner. There’s one more, the writers. What was the first one You said? Pals? Pooch pals. Oh, pooch pals. This one’s a play on partners. Can you guess what it is? Bartners. Poochers? Bartners. Pooch. Paw… Pawtners Pawtners. Have you downloaded Pawtners yet? Pawtners. I did it for my dog. Okay. That’s good. An app that tells you the status of your local McDonald’s ice cream machine. Oh, McWorking? Question mark. Pretty good. McWorking? This is amazing because I, I didn’t realize that this was really a thing, cause I don’t get ice cream at McDonald’s. But until the internet, that’s what the internet will do for you. It introduces you to stuff. And then I started noticing, if I was going through the drive through that they would have a little like McFlurry Paper sign out there that would say, It’s gotta be McFlurry “Ice cream machine not working. Sorry” What about FML? Flurry My Life. I think you’re on to something Flurry With Flurry. Flur Like If it functions, Floy Flurunctiony. Flurunctioning? Question mark? Flurunctioning? McFlunction. Have you downloaded Flurunctioning? Oh Have you downloaded? How about MalFlurry? Mal malflunction. Malflurunction. Up and up and flurry. It’s is it, you know a flurry? A flurry is like a little snowfall. Yeah. Clear skies. That’s the name of that’s the name of the app? Clear skies? That’s bad news. Clear skies. If, if there’s the clear skies is thumbs up. Don’t go to Mickey D’s. Mickey Don’ts. That’s good, Rhett. You’re on fire. Mickey Don’ts I like Mickey don’ts. The writers had a McCream Stream. Yeah. I like, I like Mickey Don’ts. Mickey Don’ts. An app that helps with hair removal for butt holes only. Ooh. Huh? Okay. Don’t understand how it does that. Hair remove, butt hole hair removal. Tunnel. Tunnel of Tunnel of Hope. [Crew laughing] How about this? Sheriff’s Badger? Yeah. Dirty Sheriff’s Badger Clean. I think it would be a polish- Polished Sheriff’s Badge. Hole Cuts. Like Whole Foods? Hole Cuts. Like Super Cuts. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pooper Cuts! Hey! Yeah. Teamwork. Yeah. Is that it? No. Well, the writers had two really good ones. Okay. The first one’s Waning Anus. And the sex one, sex one. The sex one. Give us the sex one. Cause that one’s not sexy at all. Gluteus Waximus. Oh! Hey! That’s good! But I don’t. When I hear the word gluteus, I don’t think of the, the badge The rectum. Gluteus Waximus. What was yours? Other than Hole Cuts? What’s the last one you said? You know what. Hole cuts. You know what this should be relegated to? Good Mythical Evening part two. Which reminds me. I want to, I want to promote Good Mythical Evening. You should. Part Two. We’re we’re doing, we’re not doing any of the same stuff we did for the first one. Except getting drunk. Yeah. We’re gonna do that again. That’s the threat. But the segments that the Mythical Crew have planned are equally outrageous, but uniquely fresh. 2022. So shine your sheriff badge and show up. You’re gonna have to buy a ticket. There’s lots of different tickets available. There’s gonna be a A pre-show. A pre-show that’s gonna be streaming live. But you gotta be a member of the Mythical Society. Yeah. In order to watch that. And if you’re not already a member of the Mythical Society, there’s a ticket That includes that. There’s also ticket that includes an exclusive t-shirt and access to not only the event, but the event after the event which is Good Mythical Evening More. Is that what we’re calling it? Yeah. Good, Good Mythical More Evening. Both. Yeah. And what we were just talking about. Yeah. More that? Made me think about something that is, that we’re gonna be doing. But if it was Good Mythical Evening we wouldn’t say rectum and anus. We’d say we’d We’d we’d use the real terms. Yep. Or we’d like point to ourselves Right? Point right at it. September 1st exclusively on Moment House, it’s Good Mythical Evening redux. An app that helps pageant toddlers find spray-tan boutiques. Okay. So little Honey Boo-Tan. Fru-Fru What’s what’s Honey Boo-Boo up to nowadays? She is probably a Senator. You know? That is where, that’s where they that’s what? Most of our politicians these days are. It’s not really Senator. It’s more, it’s More like house of representatives. House of representatives. Yeah. That’s the, that’s the low brow ones. Yeah. Okay. So we got, we got big hair, little girls, brown tans. Honey Boo-Brown. Burnt and Little Cute and burnt Little and Burnt. Burnt and turnt Little Smokies Little smokies, little smokies. That’s it. Little Smokies helps, it help a little toddlers. Get Toddlers in Tiaras get tans. Toddlers, tiaras, and tans today. What’s the app do? It helps you find the nearest tanning salon? Yeah. Only for pageant toddlers. Toddler Tans is not bad. Tiaras and tans. Tiaras and tans is pretty good as well. I like. Tiaras, tiaras and tans But little Smokies is the best. I like, they had Tans for Tots. Which also sounds like a charity 1-877-TANS4TOTS And then, Temper TANtrums. So that’s pretty good. Yeah. But of course little smokies. Temper Tansums, tantrums. An app that is a secret dating service for nuns. Ooh. Not gonna happen. Habit. These are so there’s a whole list here. These are so good Under The Sheets. Oh I got it, Cause don’t they wear a sheet? Yeah. That’s a good one. Under the sheets. Nuns, nuns don’t wear a sheets, Do they? How about this one? Cellibutt. Ghosts wear sheets. Cellibutt. Because they’re celibate, but it’s celibutt. They’re selling their butt. No, just it’s like celibate, but it’s celibutt. But emphasis on the butt. With two “Ts. Celibutt with two Ts. Hungry for habits. Habitual. Habitual. That that’s that’s classy. Habitual. I I’m gonna go with celi-bust-a-nut. Celi-bust-a-nut. Okay. They had, this is good. It’s gotta be habit related. Yeah. Come on. Give us another second. Gotta Habit. Gotta Habit. Gotta Habit’s good. But it’s secret. Yeah. That’s yeah. It’s secret. Hidden Habits. Lift the Habit. Oh, what do you call the confession booth? Confessional? Consexinal. Consensual confessionals. Is it habit related? Yeah. There’s a few but one. Yeah. One’s like, one’s pretty straightforward with habits. What’s a phrase you would use with habits? It’s like lady bits. Horny habits Lady bits, habits. A phrase you would use like in life. Horny habits. Bad habits. Yeah. Bad habits. Oh bad habits. Yeah. That’s pretty good. Bad. What about lady habits? You have one? Break breaking the habit. Break it. Just breaking ’em off. Just breaking off that habit. You wanna hear the other ones? Just, just ripping off the habit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just for Nun. That’s like a, a fun like early 2000s feel. Just for Nun. But my, my personal favorite is cloister moisture. Cloister moisture. That’s uncalled for. What’s a cloister? A group of nuns, right? Oh yes. That’s like a flock of nuns. Oh no. It’s when you stay away from society. It’s my favorite one, and I didn’t know the definition. Cloister Moisture. That’s pretty good. That is. I just like the moisture part. Okay. Or sentiment is the other one. Sin Sintiment. Okay. Let’s see. An app that teaches you how to play movie scores on a harmonica. An app that teaches you how to play movie scores on a harmonica. So like a, So you got a. What’s another word for a harmonica? Suck and Blow Cinema. Cause you suck and blow on a harmonica. Cinema. Cinema. Cinema Sucks. Cinema music, mu cinema music Cinema blows Harp, harp, mouth harp, film harp, Film, like film scores Music Mouth. Siskal and Blowbert. Suckskal and Blowbert. Suskal and Blowbert. Suckskal and Blowbert. That could be us man. Yeah, suckskal. Suckskal and blowbert. Two thumbs up. Way up. This is a tough one. That’s good. Suckskal and Blowbert, you can’t beat. That’s. Yeah, that’s. I think you nailed it. The, these are.. Harmovieca, which you know. And Filmonica, which yeah. You you you, you won. I think you won. Suck and blow right there. That’s why. Hey, that’s why I’m good at the harmonica. How you learn the harmonica? Suck and blow. That’s how that’s that’s how you do it. You just suck and blow. Wait. That’s why I’m good at the harmonica. Cause it’s simple. Cause you can suck and blow? Suck and blow. It’s just like breathing. Okay. Yeah. You breathe right into the instrument. Okay, just wanted some, some clarification there. Who knows what’s gonna happen? So get your tickets for Good Mythical Evening at goodmythicalevening.com.