Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are in the world of crazy hairstyles. Here’s a good example. What is the crazy occasion that this crazy hairstyle should be worn in? During a prostate exam? How about first we boogie down now. ♪ I lost my mic pack while I was boogiein’ down. ♪ Well, that was a short boogie. Sometimes all you need is a little boogie. Look at that. Look at this mic pack. If your boogie’s too long, you might embarrass yourself. Look at that. Let me put that back on. Link, you’re embarrassing us. Now they know we have microphones. I know it’s so embarrassing. We have microphones. See that right there? But this microphone right here does still work. Gotta. It’s not fake, it’s not a prop. Who do you think we are? Got yourself, uh- Letterman? Some sort of, uh, listen to this voice I’m doing. I don’t know what it is. You know, sometimes you do a voice and you never can do it again. I feel like that’s where my voice is in a register right now and it’ll never be in again. Let’s put these out. I’m okay with that. If you never do that again. Let’s look at each of these. I think Imma keep cutting hair, man. I really do think there is something about it. It’s kinda like mowing grass, but it’s a human’s head. There’s a relaxing quality to it. Once you get down the physicality. Once you understand a person’s head. Yeah. I think that mullet, I think that was a good choice. Oh, I really do. I agree. It’s very “Stranger Things” But Lenny’s? What’s his hair gonna look like when he gets married? By that point. I think it will be a tight fade. Legitimately because his hair on top was largely untouched, you know? And you left it kind of wide. And it left it wide. So it basically it’s in the place where if you were to just do something like a fade into it, wedding is no problem. I mean, I personally think he’s gonna probably just roll with the iguana. The day before your wedding, you drastically changed how you looked. Everything. I shaved my hair off and I shaved my chin strap off. Made so many mistakes. What a crazy mistake. The only mistake I didn’t make was marrying Jessie, but every choice I made about- Every other thing he’s done is a mistake. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. Look at that hairstyle. So, we’re smart enough to know that that guy only has two sets of eyes. Or that person, that lady, who cares what it is. It’s a being. It’s kind of alien. So this is a set of lips. That’s not actually hair though. It’s a hair piece. Yeah, it gets a little more interesting when you turn it this way. No. Could be something. Just laying down. It could be something else. It could be something else. It could be something else, but you might need to see the doctor for that situation. Well, does it need to be a prostate doctor? What are they called? I don’t think you- The butt doctor? I don’t think you want to be thinking about a prostate exam when you’ve got, more or less, an orifice on your head. Well, what we’re gonna do then is we’re gonna bring up this next one, ’cause we’re gonna make a lineup of crazy hairstyles. This one. That’s Pizza Head. Pizza Head, or as we know him, former employee, Alex. Doesn’t it look like Alex? Well, I mean, Could be Alex. it probably looks like a lot of white dudes with beards from the back. Pizza Hair. And what is that piece that’s flapping over? That’s the thing that I’ve gotta figure out is how you manipulate the hair. That’s a hairpiece. I think what they do with this is they put- there’s things inside the hair that the hair is fastened to. This is a woven addition. But that stuff back there is definitely something that we would’ve done in college. I mean, we gave you that giraffe hairstyle. Definitely the best hair or die job we ever did. It was amazing looking. Yeah.I wore that for a week or two, maybe. Would this be good at the prostate exam? I think we’re getting the right angle. He’s looking down. He’s bending over. Yeah, I mean, it is impressive to your doctor and it could be a little reminder that the reason I’m in here getting this prostate exam is all that processed meat I ate on all that pizza. So thematically it could work. We can move it around, but for now I’m gonna say- let’s move that all the way over there. Pizza Man could be prostate exam, for now. The next one we’re looking for, and we can move these around is an Aly and AJ concert. Who is that? Is this someone we should be familiar with? Aly and AJ? Were they Disney people first and then became concert people? Twinkle Fingie, can you bring up a Aly and AJ photo? Just for our reference here. We don’t know who we’re talking about. Is that a no? Okay Chappie, you’re on this today. Mikayla has something to say about Aly and AJ, one moment. Hello? What are they? Can you hear me? Speak up. Hello. Hi Mikayla. Hi. Aly and AJ are icons. They were both on Disney Channel shows at one point with their sisters and they came out with the best song ever made, “Potential Breakup Song” about Joe Jonas, specifically. Do you know who Joe Jonas is? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Big fan. Okay, cool. Great actor. One of them dated him and then he, Both of ’em? One of ’em. Are they sisters, did you say? They’re sisters, yeah. Okay. AJ dated him. Do you have a picture of them yet? Yeah, we’re looking at ’em now. Okay, AJ is the one on the right. Okay, dated Joe Jonas then wrote a song called “Potential Breakup Song?” “Potential Breakup Song” but it was very much a breakup song. All right, thanks Mikayla. No problem. Here’s a crazy- That’s all you wanna know about them? That’s plenty. Do they still play? Yes! Look at this hairstyle. It’s actually holding the face of the person wearing it. You must watch Aly and AJ perform. You have no choice. Don’t look away. Keep your head up. So, that could work. See, the way that that hair is being manipulated into those hands, that’s what I needed for the iguana head. If I had that. Yeah. I don’t know what that is. I assume that there’s- it’s probably just a completely manufactured hairpiece that matches the color of the hair, to be honest with you. It’s wrapped in hair though. This hand’s coated in hair. But I think its wrapped in extensions. Fake hair that matches the color of the hair that you’re working with. It’s cool though. That would be cool for a night out on the town, almost as cool as that mullet that I carved into Brittany’s. You really carved it. Okay, what do you wanna see? Another scenario? Oh yeah. A date at Medieval Times. Now what’s Medieval- No, just kidding. Know what Medieval Times is. I’ve never been to Medieval Times and with the right group of people, maybe from out of town. You’ve been to The Stampede though, right? You’ve been to that? No, I haven’t been to- You’ve never been to a thing Uh-uh. where you get to eat with your hands? One of those dinner shows. Never been to one. [Stevie] What’s a Stampede? Well it’s Dolly’s thing that she owns. It used to be called Dixie Stampede. It’s a stage show. I think she just changed it to Dolly Parton’s Stampede. Yeah. So it’s like a Medieval Times, but country? So back in the day, it was- It was Civil War. It was Civil War. It was gray and blue. It was North and South. Oh my god. But obviously, we’ve moved on and Dolly acknowledged that she did not want to be portraying that. So they changed it to red and green, I think. And just call it Dolly Parton’s Stampede. Or maybe it’s red and green during Christmas. It’s two warring factions, but it’s no longer a Civil War thing. Have you been to Medieval Times? I haven’t, but I know it exists. I’m familiar, but I did not know Dolly had a war reenactment. It’s its exactly the same as Medieval Times except they’re Civil War era. Medieval Times, I know that there’s a turkey leg situa- there’s medieval food, but Stampede? Southern food. Oh, okay. Oh is it? I don’t think I’ve actually been. Yeah, it’s Dolly Parton’s Stampede now. See, it’s just become It’s just horse work. Just an America thing. Just a bunch of horse work. Modern America. Where is it? Is it a chain? I know there’s one in Gatlinburg, gotta be. Or Pigeon Forge. Pigeon Forge’s near Dollywood. There are two open now. Oh. Every thing that Dolly does is great though. You know? And you know what? She makes adjustments. She changes with the times, she doesn’t just say, “well, this is the way it was and I’m Dolly Parton.” Right. “And you’ve gotta do this and stare at my boobs.” That’s what this hair is doing. Oh, wanna remind you, y’all only got a few days left to grab the one-of-a-kind- Is it upside down? Is this right? One-of-a-kind collectible available exclusively on the Mythical Society for Third Degree members. 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I’ve never met- I mean for all a cool gynecologist that are watching right now, I’m sorry, I don’t mean to offend you, but never met a cool gynecologist until Neagheen’s sister. Well, okay, Stevie, be careful because I happen to know for a fact that this show is very popular amongst gynecologists. Well, let’s hear it. Cool ones. If you’re a cool gynecologist, let us know. Lot of gynecologists have GMM on in the waiting room. OBGMM. That’s what we call it. It’s a feed. It’s actually the camera’s down here because they’re more comfortable seeing it from this angle. So it’s like, hey, welcome to OBGMM. We do that. Well, actually it’s just the show, but we put a pair of thighs in the foreground. So you feel like you’re looking at- that’s your angle, you’re leaning back and you’re looking. Right. You’re looking. Add it it in post. Basically OBGMM is just the show with some thighs in the foreground. I tried to get us some integration sponsorship opportunities, but she wasn’t really having it. ‘Cause I have an issue with the lighting. I don’t know if you’ve experienced gynecologist lighting, but it’s fluorescent and it’s bad. No one wants to be there. Yeah, so it doesn’t flatter the hoo-ha. Yeah, exactly. And so I was trying to get her to change her lighting, very contentious part of the conversation. And I was like, what if we paid for it? But you have to put just our photos in the exam room, just a nice poster. Lighting brought to you by. So I’m still negotiating that, but I haven’t yet. Slightly warmer and dimmer lighting brought to you by OBGMM. You don’t want dimmer lighting, though, for exams. That’s the thing, when you look at one of those fluorescent mirrors and when you’re getting ready to go out and you’ve got a fluorescent mirror and you’re like, man, I am so old or whatever your thing is that you say when you look at yourself in fluorescent lighting. The reality is that’s just showing you the truth. I mean, she’s showing you the truth. It may not be good for your self confidence, but it’s just showing you the truth. And so the OBGYNS need to see the truth, Stevie. Yep, yep, yep. That’s right. It does remind me of the story- Strong disagree. It’s been a long time since I’ve told the story of the first time I went to a gynecological appointment was With your wife? Yeah, I accompanied Christy when she was pregnant with Lily our first and I was like, oh yeah, I’m being a good future father. I’m gonna go to the appointment. And what I didn’t realize was that I’d be sitting in there while the gynecologist was probing and poking and looking around. This is awesome. He’s just talking like it’s just another day at the office, ’cause apparently this was his office. Yeah, and it’s his job. But I was just sitting up there by Christy, just like, oh my God, I thought they were gonna ask me to leave if something like this was gonna happen. You didn’t think about what might happen in a gynecological appointment. I was just like, uhhhh, and then he’s talking to Christy and he’s like, oh where’d you go to school? Oh, I went to Meredith college. That’s where Link and I met our sophomore year. How long you been married? I’ve been married two years. And then he is like, and what about you Link? Where’d you go to school? And I was like, Buoys Creek Elementary. That’s literally what I said. That’s literally what I said. And then I just heard myself say it and I was just quiet. And he and Christy just kinda looked at me. Oh gosh, you regressed. Christy was like, uhhhh… You regressed all the way to elementary school. But also you weren’t even seeing anything. Were you? ‘Cause that would be weird. It just felt weird, I mean he was like, so where where’d you go to school? Was he moving his head that much? ‘Cause that’s not good. Where’d you go to school? You’re not supposed to make that kind of face or those sounds. Buoys Creek Elementary. I don’t know why. Well, you know what? It wasn’t untrue. It wasn’t untrue. I did go there. They expected you continue. And then this is where I went to high school, and then this is where I went to college. Yeah. I’m sure that’s what your interested in. Please, don’t talk to me. I am in kindergarten. I’m just a boy. I’m just a boy who doesn’t want to know how to talk to you. This is amazing. What are you doing down there? Buoys Creek elementary. What’s between a girl’s legs? Okay, so this is an interesting Wow. That spider is made of fake hair type stuff. It’s almost as good as the iguana. But the webbing carved into the hair is pretty impressive. That takes a lot of time, ’cause it’s basically multiple fades. So if you go to Medieval Times- Think about how many fades that is. Yeah. That’s a lot of fades. Listen, I’m looking at the menu for Stampede and it’s not getting me right now. The photography’s also interesting. Okay, what is it? It says a four course feast with our own original creamy vegetable soup. – Okay. Hot homemade biscuit. Tender, whole rotisserie chicken. Yeah. You get a whole chicken. Hickory smoked barbecue pork loin. Corn on the cob, herb baked potato. Hot flaky, apple turnover. Unlimited Coca Cola, tea or coffee. I wanna go right now. That’s good. Stevie. I thought like I thought it was gonna be a fried chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw. The reason they do the rotisserie chicken is because it’s a homage to Medieval Times. It’s basically saying that- Kind of the same thing. Well, you know what we’re doing? I’ll tell you they have a vegetarian feast and they also have a gluten free feast. I’ll tell you, Dolly, she’s thinking about everybody all the time. Now I’ll say, the gluten free feast does not include the original creamy vegetable soup, which is a real letdown. Well, I’m not interested in the gluten-free option. And, based on where you’re sitting, you have to choose a side, which was awkward back when it was the North and South. Oh, I was like, I just read to you all the sides that you had. Corn. I’m on the side of corn, leave me outta this. All I get is the mashed potatoes. Now, if you wear a spider to medieval times, you’re gonna get whacked in the head. ‘Cause people have weapons. I don’t think you should do that. Oh, I see one over there that’s perfect for Medieval Times. Okay. So where do we wanna put this one then? Where do we wanna put to spider? Not at medieval times, not at a prostate exam ’cause I think that one’s as good as any. I feel like what we got here for the prostate exam is good and this is you’re forced to watch the concert. I just think you gotta grab that other one and just put it on. Alright. Oh goodness, look at this. This is a horse head. You wear that in Medieval Times and they think you work there. This is amazing. Look at that. It’s like, oh, do you have the biscuits? I think this is the fashion show spread that inspired- Or once we had the idea for Damnyell, I’m not saying it’s something that we invented. He’s not a real person. I’m not saying that at all. But I’m saying once it was conceptualized, we found these images on the internet and we were like, we want to do our comedic version of that. I don’t think it’s from that exact same set of photography because I know exactly which one we looked at to be inspired. Yeah. But it’s a similar thing. There is a Hatfield and McCoy Dinner Feud. At Stampede? No, it’s the same producers? Restaurateurs? See, that makes sense. Probably the same horses. It looks so fun, guys. Where is that at? Let’s see. There’s a dog with scuba gear on and a woman holding dynamite and fried chicken, it looks like. Yeah. Okay, I have to go to that. Hatfield’s and McCoy’s. Tell us where it is. During a breakup. So, kiss you goodbye. That’s good. Yeah. Kiss it goodbye. Get one last look at these lips, buddy. Forge, Tennessee. Pigeon Forge. Probably Pigeon Forge. Yeah. They had Pigeon on the other line which is not how addresses work. You haven’t been to Pigeon Forge? Isn’t that where Dollywood is? It’s not that far, probably from Wow, they have two competing in the same town then. And they also have Pirates Voyage and the Comedy Barn. Comedy Barn, you get some big laughs of the Comedy Barn. On a gondola ride in Venice? Ooh. It’s a spider, I don’t know where this spider should go. But the gondola ride… Hang on, I have to sneeze. I’m actually thinking, Venice just started charging day visitors. Anybody? Bless you. They have to pay a day fee to now just visit Venice. They just instituted that. So I think we need the cheapest haircut because that person’s having to pay extra just to go to Venice for the day. I’ll stick with the spider because that spider’s not really part of- Well, I don’t know, I think that’s an expensive hairstyle. Well, I think we’ve really done something here. We really did something here. Now let’s go to Dolly Parton’s Stampede. I’m going to cosmetology school. Only a few days left to grab the GMM woven blanket as a Third Degree monthly member. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.