Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” I love a good jingle, you love a good jingle because a jingle gets stuck in your head and then it makes the food get stuck in your mouth ♪ When the jingle is about food ♪ ♪ But when it’s not about food ♪ ♪ Then you gotta get an-another jingle ♪ That’s true, Link. How about we donate $1,000 to Everytown for gun safety support fund aid in their mission to improve our understanding of the ’causes of gun violence and the means to reduce it. Let’s do it! By conducting groundbreaking original research, developing evidence-based policies and communicating this knowledge in the courts and the court of public opinion. Please join us in giving at everytownsupportfund.org Thank you for being your Mythical best! So we’re gonna play a game. ♪ Game time with Gwennet ♪ Gwennet, come on in. ♪ It’s game time with Gwennet ♪ ♪ ‘Cause her name is Gwennet and it’s a game ♪ ♪ It’s game time with Gwennet ♪ Wow, I love your shirt. Thank you. You really showed up. What’s up? He was like really on the Gwen. Have you ever had anybody on the -Ed? Like Gwenned, Gwenned? Yeah, I get it all. Come on, come into the show all the way. Oh my god, I’m so sorry! So do you respond to Gwenned? Oh yeah, I respond to basically anything. Okay. See, pull that lever over there. Okay, am I too high or too low? Too low. Just go as high as you want. Okay. Hey, look at that. That good? Look at that. There we go. Don’t let us see this now. Oh, my god! Come on, come on, Gwen. So it’s actually like my dream to be a game show host? All right, well, first thing’s first don’t give Rhett- I know, I already ruined it! This is a good practice. Okay, you didn’t see it though, right? No, no, no, no, I saw nothing. Okay. Jingles, that’s all I know. Okay, so I think that we are gonna… How many do I have? We have six jingles. These are all like, vintage, like ’80’s ’90’s. Okay, 90’s is vintage now. I know, I actually… The ’90’s will always be 20 years ago to me, no matter what year it is. Yeah. Right. It’s not true anymore. We’ve lived through it all, Gwenned. Yes we have! Oh, I don’t know about you, I’m talking about me and him. Oh, okay. So, I’m a 40-year-old woman. Okay. Oh really? It counts. It counts. Well, good work. Thank you, yeah, old people representation. I’m a 44-year-old man. Yeah, me too. Okay, so we’re gonna listen to clips from these jingles, these should be like- Let’s all tell how much we weigh, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go to the state fair for that. So we’re gonna listen to clips of jingles. And we had to pick ones that don’t have the name of the product, like right at the beginning. ♪ Bugles ♪ Yeah. ♪ Are awesome ♪ There’s one from the ’90s for a product called Baby Bottle Pops. And it just goes, ♪ Baby Bottle Pops, Baby Bottle Pops ♪ And it’s so good, but like, obviously we didn’t. Oh, Stevie liked that one! Okay, good, well you don’t- I mean, I don’t have the tassels. Will you be singing all of these acapella? Oh, do you guys wanna just completely change tack and I just sing them? ♪ Baby Bottle Pop ♪ I’m ready. If you so are you gonna have two seconds to start with. Yes, so we’ll play two seconds to start with. Is it just if you think you got it, you just guess? Yeah, whoever gets it first wins, so if both of you can’t get it after two seconds, then we’ll play a longer clip and then we’ll give you a chance to just guess. When I know the right answer, I’m gonna vomit up a little bit of hot dog. Okay, got it. That’s your buzzer. I think that’s gonna happen, that’s my buzzer. I think you- Just a little I think you get bonus points for that. Okay, I don’t what that means. I’m ready. The things that I’ve eaten. Ready? Oh, I’m ready, yeah. Do I look ready? I’m okay. ♪ So kiss a little longer ♪ ♪ Stay close a little longer ♪ ♪ Hold tight a little longer ♪ ♪ Longer with Big Red ♪ Big Red! I still know that entire song by heart. I knew all the words until Big Red. I’m not say yeah. I’m not say I’m gonna sing along and hopefully, it’ll come to me, and it did, Big Red! Big Red’s a hot gum. Have you had, you know how hot Big Red is? I can’t eat big red. Oh, it’s so hot! I’m 40! Who eats Big Red? Do we get to see the whole thing, Gwenned? Is Big Red still a oh? Look, look Stevie! Look how big it is! ♪ So kiss a little longer ♪ ♪ Stay close a little longer ♪ ♪ Hold tight a little longer ♪ ♪ Longer with Big Red ♪ ♪ That big red freshness ♪ I can’t even interview these people. I guess I’ll just wait. ♪ That just goes on and on ♪ ♪ Why you chew it ♪ ♪ Say goodbye a little longer ♪ ♪ Make it last, a little longer ♪ Jump over the hedge! See they’re still making out. I’m gonna take this trophy home. It’s a lot about kissing. Yeah. Yeah. What we’ve learned now is that gum like that with some sugar in it isn’t the best way to keep your breath fresh, it’s really not. No, I’m sure, I’m sure it’s not. It’s not a way to do it, it’s really not. But for like making out. Yeah, yeah, but it really makes it. I like a hot make out session where it burns my tongue a little bit. I know when you get to burn your Significant Other, too? Speaking of horny, do you know? I think Big Red is what Stevie called Enzo’s Wiener. Really? Didn’t I didn’t have a name. WeeWoo is what we referred to it as. It’s a WeeWoo. WeeWoo! Big Red. I uh- Enzo was a dog. Okay. Enzo was a dog. I figured, but- Rest in peace, Enzo. Enzo was the dog that had a lot of- That Big Red is just like. Oh my God, without that context, that must have been really frightening. Here’s the thing that would happen with Enzo is that, Stevie basically had a Big Red radar, so she would know when Big Red was coming out to play. Excuse me, how could you not? That thing was big and red! We’d be in a meeting and no one would know! It was like an alien! You’d be like, him hitting with your foot, like “Enzo, Enzo, Enzo!” She’d take her shoe- And now we’re all looking at his wiener. No, no no, it was mostly for the farting. Stevie would take her shoe off, she’d take her sock off and then she’d like wrap her toes around it. Ew! Ew shit, that was, stop! Trying to make it go. I wonder how many more jingles will make us talk about dog penises? I don’t know, hopefully, all of them. Are you a dog person? Yeah, I’m an all animal person. Okay, that’s a cop out, next one. Wait, wait, wait, do you guys remember that commercial playing? Big Red? Yeah! Yeah, well, ’cause it was from ’92, but do you remember the makeout in it? I remember that commercial and I don’t… For some reason, like the makeout, the intense make out part of it? I didn’t remember. You blocked that out? I wouldn’t, I mean, it was PG. You couldn’t even tell that there was tongue on tongue, actually. I was asking because in ’92, as you guys- Freshman year in high school. Were little boys. I just would think maybe you would remember this commercial and the making out ’cause you were like lookin’ for- ’92, I was like, wow, man! Don’t say it. My hormones were just like coming outta my eyeballs. That what I’m saying! Okay. I was so capable of so many things. So little, little gum makeout sesh to get it goin? So yeah, so much. Gwen, push this forward. So much Big Red. Okay, okay, okay. I won’t spoil this by saying what I wanna say, but it had to do with dog penises and okay, so let’s just start. Just in case you wanted to know. Yeah, let’s start the let’s start the next jingle. Give it a shot. ♪ When you wanna hot meal ♪ Oh, mm-hmm, Quaker Oats What? I didn’t even understand what she said. When you work hard meal? When you want a hot meal. ♪ When you work hard meal ♪ ♪ Quaker Oats ♪ I have nothing, is that right? No, it’s a really good guess though. Just kidding, it’s not! Little more. Let’s hear more. ♪ When you want a hot meal ♪ ♪ Without a big deal ♪ When you want a- ♪ We got a big deal ♪ When you want a hot meal without a big deal. I’ve never heard this. ♪ When you want a hot meal without a big deal ♪ ♪ Totinos Pizza Rolls ♪ Might be it, right? ‘Cause it’s not a big deal, it’s a hot meal though. Okay, We’re getting closer, genuinely. Let’s play a little more. ♪ When you want a hot meal ♪ ♪ Without a big deal ♪ ♪ What are you gonna pick ♪ ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ Yay! There we go. Hot Pockets. Yeah! ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ That was good. Wow. ♪ Hot ♪ ♪ Po ♪ Okay. Speaking of hot pockets. ♪ Cket ♪ How do we get back to dog penis? I know I was like, there has to be something there, right? That’s what you know, it’s awful. When Big Red would go away, it would retreat into the Hot Pocket. The Hot Pocket, hey! All right. It’s right. Put dat thing back in da Hot Pocket. So that’s two for Rhett. It’s one for me. You didn’t get it. Zero for me. You didn’t one. Hey, before you move on, Gwenett, I do wanna acknowledge the fact that you hail from Sporked.com. That’s correct. And over at Sporked.com- There’s good work being done over there. You and the team- You said that very accusatorily. You’re just rankin’ everything. You know the best flavor of Takis, you know the best flavor of Cheetos, you know the best flavor of Lays potato chips. What else do you know? I mean, okay, I can talk about today. I mean, today I tasted Taco Kits. Taco Kits. Yeah. Taco Kids. Yeah, yeah, Taco kits. Kits, not Kids. Like Old El Paso Taco Kits. Oh, we made like a few different varieties. How many Taco Kits are there? There’s a number, you’d be surprised. ‘Cause there’s a number. Does Big Red make one? Speaking of taco kits, just ki- that was a call back. Oh, yeah. Taco Kit. Taco kit, that’s where the Big Red goes, the Taco Kit. Well, depending on your preference. Gwennet, if you want a hot meal without a big deal- What am I gonna pick? ♪ Big Red ♪ I mean- All right, let’s hear another one. Gotta catch up. Wait, wait, wait! Do we have the hot pockets commercial? Oh yeah, we haven’t seen. Yeah, yeah, watch the whole thing. ♪ When you want hot meal without a big deal ♪ ♪ What are ya gonna pick ♪ ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ ♪ When a hungry bunch ♪ ♪ Shows up for lunch ♪ This is early ’90’s ♪ What’re ya gonna pick ♪ ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ Hot Pockets! That freezer had nothing but Hot Pockets. Chicken and cheddar or ham and cheese. As they should. In a crispy pocket. ♪ When it’s late at night ♪ ♪ And you want a tasty bite ♪ ♪ What’re ya gonna pick ♪ ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ The hot meal in a pocket. Look it there, they’re in love. ♪ Hot Pockets ♪ Try Lean Pockets too. All right. I’mma not gonna give you a hot pocket, but I’ll give ya some mo’ Big Red. Did you not take issue with the way people were snapping their fingers in that commercial? There was so much wrong with that, too many closeups. It was a lot of closeness in general, I thought. Lot of like, people’s heads like, “I’m eatin’ my Hot Pocket right next to your head” Like what is up with that? Nobody gets that close when you eat. It was like a lot of turtlenecks and a lot of closeness. Yeah, yeah. Not and not enough diversity. Oh! That was all white people. I mean, really. White people da only people dat like, Hot Pockets? I mean, I’m white and I do like a Hot Pocket. That’s true. It’s a good kind of Hot Pocket. Are white people the only people who like Hot Pockets? How do we speak for this white guy? That sounds like a Red House commercial. I’m white and I’m- Rescue us, Gwennet. Okay, okay, so the next one I think is actually maybe the hardest one that we have. Okay, so it’s not one we’ve already heard probably. No, no, no, this is a fresh one. Okay, so, let’s get a clip. ♪ I like the way you make me laugh ♪ ♪ I like the funny things you do ♪ This sounds like a sitcom. I know it’s uh- I know, that’s exactly what I said. ♪ I like the way you make me laugh ♪ ♪ Huh huh huh huh ♪ Exactly. ♪ Doo doo doo doo de doo ♪ ♪ I think its something chocolate ♪ ♪ Doo de doo Quaker Oats ♪ I mean, you gotta guess, lob out a guess. ♪ I think it’s candy cigarettes ♪ ♪ Ah dee cigarette ♪ ♪ I like the way you give me fake cancer ♪ All right, let’s hear some more. Let’s hear some more. ♪ I like the way you make me laugh ♪ ♪ I like the funny things you do ♪ I already knew that. ♪ Doo doo doo doo de doo doo ♪ I knew you said that, yeah. I do remember this. I don’t know words to this one. ♪ Doo doo doo Tootsie Roll ♪ ♪ I like the way you make ♪ Well, Tootsie Roll, no. It rhymes with “Do.” ♪ I like the funny things you do ♪ I feel like if you- I like the hmph amonay? If you think do- ♪ Banana ba do ♪ You’re on the right track, you’re on the right track. ♪ Bleh, Bleh Blue ♪ but not Mountain Dew, but keep that in mind as we play this next clip. ♪ I like the way you make me laugh ♪ ♪ I like the funny things you do ♪ ♪ You got a style that’s all your own ♪ ♪ I like the Sprite ♪ Sprite! Sprite, is it? We blew it! Is it Sprite? We blew it! What happened, Twinkie? I just get the- I think that was the reveal! I think we only have two of the non-reveal clips and the other one is the reveal clip, that’s why. Yeah, Gwennet. Your face, like you seem so disappointed in and then it said Sprite, you’re like, “No!” Okay, so we’ll give that one to Link. We should’ve gotten that one. Sprite doesn’t make ya laugh? Okay, I am excited to watch this commercial because everyone’s acting like an absolute maniac in it. Oh, yeah? ♪ I like the way you make me laugh ♪ Oh yeah. ♪ I like the funny things you do ♪ This woman has a pig! In a mink coat. ♪ You got a style that’s all your own ♪ Yeah, okay. ♪ I like the Sprite in you ♪ ♪ You make me wanna smile ♪ Lisa Bonett! ♪ You make me sparkle too ♪ Up for sale. ♪ You’re such a kick to have around ♪ What’s going on there? ♪ I like the Sprite in you ♪ Sprite, the only one with lime- Whoa, did you see there was a 7UP right beside it that they didn’t pick? That makes us different! Oh, really? Yeah. ♪ I like the Sprite in you ♪ Man, I gotta drink more Sprite. I like the Sprite in you. You know, ER doctors hated this commercial. Yeah. I don’t get what the catch phrase means? Like I think it’s a lil bit of a mystifyer. I like once the Sprite is on the inside of your body, that’s when I really start liking it. I know you can only think about it inside of you. I like when the Sprite is moving through your system. ♪ You got a sound that’s all your own ♪ ♪ I like the Sprite movin’ through you ♪ I did wanna ask you since that one sounded so much, much like a sitcom jingle, Do you have a favorite sitcom jingle? Well, that sounded a lot like what was the one with all the hmm. I can’t think of any now that I’m only hearing the Sprite jingle. Oh, no! Was like the 20-something women who live with like the older lady. What was the name of that? It was like late 80’s? What? Facts of Life? Yes! Okay. Oh you take the good ♪ you take the bad ♪ ♪ Ya take em both an’ then you had ♪ Like, it has like a Facts of Life. I don’t know, I mean, in my brain it feels like it’s connecting to Facts of Life. What was the premise of Facts of Life? So they were at a girl’s school and then like Mrs. Garrett was like the house mom. So I was kinda right? But then they all grew up and got older and I think they had like a store or something? I don’t know. Then George Clooney was on it for a little while? Was he? Okay, he’s gotta style all his own. Yeah, no, I love the Sprite in him. I love the Sprite in him. 40 year old woman. Okay, so we’re gonna move on to another one. This one’s more of a classic, I think. So, let’s hear a clip. ♪ This early light breaks through ♪ Oh, Folgers in your cup. Yeah. Rhett, you’re so good at these. I mean, Folgers in your cup. Folgers starting to brew, the aroma’s calling you. Let’s play it. Let’s play the whole thing. Whoa, it’s a dancer’s morning. This is when river dance’s very big, you can tell. River dance? Oh! Late ’90’s, river dance’s huge. Yes. This should definitely be only white people. They’re like let’s pick the whites thing in the world. Yes, yes. ♪ Waking up is Folgers in your cup ♪ That makes more sense, cuz the Folgers is in your cup. Not in you. In you, I know. Sloshing around while you’re- in 2022 the similar commercial, but it’s industrial dancing which you, you recall? Yes, yes I do, I do. What if, what if they did that? Like a very niche. I’d watch that ad. ♪ If you’re still a fan of Korn ♪ Keep going. ♪ And you really hate actual coffee ♪ Yeah man, that’s bad, it’s there’s some bad stuff. Yeah. It really is. But great advertisement, right? Yeah, I mean. So who won? Is it over? Oh wait, no, it’s not over yet. We still have two more. Oh God, well, let’s hit ’em. You can tie maybe. ♪ Pizza in the morning ♪ ♪ Pizza in the evening ♪ Well a warning would’ve been nice. Right into it. What in the evening and what in the morning? It’s like puttin’ ya Big Red in a light socket. Guys, you don’t know this one? Hold on, but I didn’t hear what they said. ♪ Peenur in the mornin’, Peenur in the evenin’ ♪ I’m surprised you don’t know. I’m surprised you didn’t know like that, but we’ll hear some more. ♪ Pizza in the morning ♪ ♪ Pizza in the evening ♪ ♪ Pizza at supper time ♪ Oh, pizza at supper time, that’s pizza rolls. No, pizza in the morning. Oh, Bagel Bites. Yeah, gosh. There you go. There ya go. I’m so bad at it. You love Bagel Bites and you hate when people don’t like ’em. Well, I don’t currently. But I do like the jingle. I love Bagel Bites. I never got into bagel bites. I love them so much and I ate them every day after school. This commercial has far too many precocious children in it. Okay, let’s see. I don’t wanna see it. Now you can feel good about givin’ ’em pizza. Can you? ♪ Pizza in the morning ♪ Because it’s on a Bagel? You can feel good about that? That’s pizza, that’s a bagel. Why is he eating it like that? Pizza Bagel Bites. Bite size pizzas on wholesome little bagels. Oh, no, no. Pizza Bagel Bites. Pizza whenever you want it! The font is crazy. You could get away with anything back in those days. He’s like, “Why don’t you just… “Hey, listen, you’ll be watching Godzilla or something. “Not really Godzilla, but kind of a knock off. “And we cuttin’ you and you’re like.” Fun fact: the vocalist for that commercial died immediately after this performance. Went out with the bang. I didn’t mean body rate. ♪ Pizza in the mornin’ ugh ♪ I can’t recover from this. I think we should all give bagel bites another try though. They’re really good. I mean, those kids made it look really good. Having so much fun, even the teens were able to eat ’em. Yeah, children give them to teens. they’re like “it’s okay.” Makes ’em good at soccer. And it, well, if you’re in a karate outfit. Yeah, you gotta put on your a karate outfit and then you gotta kick the soccer ball. Yeah, I think it also might have been a basketball he was kicking. It’s all, so it’s all- Let’s just mix it all up. Yeah. Sports! All right, it all comes down to this one. Oh, issat how it works? Okay, so the next one is from 1988. Let’s hear a clip. ♪ One, two, a one, two, three ♪ Gushers! Gimme a break, ♪ Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar ♪ All right, we got it, nice. Really? ♪ One, two, a one, two, three, roll ♪ ♪ Gimme a break, gimme a break ♪ This is fun, love it! Oh, look at that. This is like a viral video. If this would’ve been in the day age of YouTube. Yes. You have a lot of people singing directly to camera while doing their everyday activities. I was gonna say they went with a real, every man kind of vibe that I like. Yeah, everybody seems, well. This guy keeps balancing. Except for the balancing guy, everybody’s doing normal stuff. It’s just people just living their lives. We’re like, whoa! There it is, the extended edition. I love these people. Oh, Gwennet, thank you so much for all- Thank you for playing my game! All of your good work. Go check out- Sporked.com! Don’ front. All Cheetos are not created equal. 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