Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got a sketch artist here. I mean, let’s continue to- Utilize her. Utilize her. Yes, I’m gonna be describing a crew member that Link does not know. Well, he does know this crew member, but doesn’t know who I’m talking about. And Alyssa is going to draw this person, and you’re gonna try to see who I’m describing. All right. All right. All right. But first let’s do a 10 word story. Seesaws. Ruin. Holidays. Because. Well. That’s your word? Yeah, like comma, well, comma. Oh, God! Okay. They. Simply. Don’t. Stay. Flat. See? Seesaws- Ruin holidays. Well. Ruin holidays because, well, they simply don’t stay flat. Right. Right. I think it might be one of the better ones. Oh, gosh. Sorry. I pushed it the other way today because we’ve gotta bring in Alyssa. Yeah, come on in, Alyssa. Yeah, ’cause you know. They simply don’t stay flat. If they stayed flat, then no one would get hurt. When was the last time you were on a seesaw? I can’t remember. It’s been a while. We should get one here. I think we had them on the Buies Creek Elementary School playground. Did we not? I think we did. Early on, and then they went away. Then they get rid of them. Because people will go by and- wham- it’ll hit you in the chin. But there’s the offices that have the cool things. Like, “Oh, there’s a slide in our office.” We need seesaws. Just seesaws in the parking lot. I’m willing to get rid of one parking space for two seesaws. You know what I would like to do? I would like to take all the toilets in the bathroom. Put them on seesaws? And put them on seesaws, so you still have your own room, your own poop room, But there’s a toilet on each side? Stall? Right. Stall, yeah. But then there’s a toilet on each side. And then you know if- If somebody is on the toilet! Next to you. And if they’re heavier than you. And if they get lighter, you know what I’m saying? You don’t knock on one door, and they say, “Occupied.” You just look in the other bathroom, and if the toilet’s up, you know somebody’s taking a dookie in the other bathroom. Yep, yep, yep. Or peeing while seated. Or just peeing seated, which anyone can do. And then you gotta climb on that one and- boop- and then you know that someone’s entered the other one because you start to rise up. Well, and then you know who weighs more. That sounds like a nightmare. Really? Yeah. To have to know how much more you weigh. Yeah, I don’t know how the plumbing works either because the toilet pipes have to come out and then go to the middle and then- But if you weigh about the same and then you’re like- I guess once you do your business, Once you flush, you weigh less. You weigh a little less. That’s the interesting thing about it. Can you sketch this? Can you go ahead and put together the blueprint? Can I make the blueprint? You have no point of reference. That we can just hand to a contractor? You didn’t know what we looked like. You didn’t know any of this, and now you’re a part of it. This is a lot, yeah. It’s pretty fun. Yeah, it is a lot. Okay, listen, I’m gonna start describing someone so we can actually do that part. Here’s Link. This is what you would’ve won. Aw, man. I’m a little grayer. I’m a little grayer in this picture. A little bit. You see how my hair’s coming out the top of it but still lining up with it? That’s pretty awesome. That’s nice. Really awesome. This is very much proportional. This is a woman. Okay. This is a woman. Ask me any questions that you have. What’s her face shape like? I think her face shape is- I think I would say it’s more on the round side. Oh, who you looking at? You looking over there at someone? No, no. No, no. Nope. This person is not present. Or are they? Okay, so you’re saying it’s not Stevie? What does their chin look like in the jaw area? I think that her chin is kind of triangle shaped. Do you know what I’m saying? Yeah, narrower at the bottom. Triangle shaped. Or the other… Yeah. No, not an upside down tri- Wide at the bottom. Her face goes like this. It’s just kind of a round face with a triangle shaped jaw. Okay. And her cheeks? Two of them? I think she has noticeable cheeks. Like… See, the first thing you said was she’s not here. And I think you meant that ’cause I would be guessing Stevie already. But I actually believed you when you said she’s not here. Who else would it be? What did her eyes look like? She has… I think she has- I would call them pretty big eyes. Pretty big eyes? Dark eyes. Dark eyes? Yeah, dark brown eyes. And her eyebrows? Well manicured. Oh, man. That person looks angry. Is she typically angry? She’s not typically angry. She’s typically smiling. Oh, yeah? But does she get angry sometimes? I’m sure she does. She’s never been angry at me. She’s probably been angry at you and just kept it. Who here hasn’t been angry at me? Okay. See, I didn’t get to see your process. Now I’m getting to see it. It’s definitely becoming human. It could be a cat at this point. And I would say that her, you know… Yeah, they’re not deep set eyes. I mean, I wouldn’t describe them as bulgy eyes in the way that Link did with mine. I mean, but they are. Would you describe your own eyes as bulgy? Well, you know an interesting thing, and you ended up getting this, even though he led you in the wrong direction. So you said something about heavy eyelids or whatever, which is like a hooded eye, which is very Irish. And is actually what I do have. And he told you no, but then somehow you knew that the way he was describing it. I asked him about the- what did I ask? It was the bags. The bags. And I kind of just like- If you had the bags, it’s kind of like… Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just ended up overriding his input. Okay, those eyes are pretty. Yeah, she’s got pretty eyes. What about the eyebrows? Yeah, so you said well manicured. Is it an arched or more of a straight eyebrow kind of? You know what? I’m having a difficult time picturing that. You didn’t note the eyebrows. But I think that there’s a little bit of an arch. I think they kind of come down at the end. Okay. Okay. And eyelashes? Yeah. She got them. How much does that cost to add on? That’s how this works. Decent. Okay, so you got eyes and eyebrows on an oval. And I would say that she’s got- What would you say that like- I don’t know the technical term for describing it, but I think she’s got- It’d be like, “Oh, yeah, she’s got like…” High cheekbones? I mean, I know she’s probably putting some sort of makeup on there, but like, “Oh, she’s got rosy cheeks that you can kind of like-” Rosy cheeks. You know, they’re, like, you could grab them and just squeeze them like this. Okay. Okay, that’s helpful. Grab them and squeeze them. I would never do that. Of course. Unless it was part of something that we were doing on the show and everyone- Like we were saying, we’re playing a game. Like, “It’s time for grabbing everyone’s cheeks and going like this.” Consent. With consent. Okay, so you got the high, grabbable cheeks. Okay. Hmm. And let’s see. Her nose. I would say that… I don’t know. I don’t know how to describe her nose. Is it a smaller, bigger? I think it’s slightly larger than an average nose. So would you call it a honker? I would not call it a honker. I’d say I think it’s a beautiful nose. Does it sit lower or higher, do you think? Hmm. What do you mean by that? Just like where it is on the face? Does it turn up? Yeah, does it turn up? Is it little shorter? No, it doesn’t turn up. Okay. A little bit longer. A little bit longer than normal. I’m using the term longer than normal. Longer than normal? Whatever. You know, average. See, I thought I knew who this was, but now when you’re saying the nose is longer… I’m not a hundred percent sure that I’m right about that. I’m going off of memory. I think the nose is shorter, and I think it goes up. Well, you don’t even know who I’m talking about. But based on what you said about the cheeks, I think I know who you’re talking about. I’m not gonna guess yet ’cause I wanna hear about the hair. We can do hair. You wanna do mouth first? Just finish. I think she has a little mouth little. Little mouth. Okay. Little mouth. I bet it’s not that low, though, on the face. You don’t think? It is maybe a little bit higher. See, this is different when you can see it happening. It’s helpful. Take corrective action. Was she holding a crowbar? And are her lips more full or thinner? You know, it’s like a smoker’s lips. You don’t even know who I’m talking about! Like when they smoke a lot, so there’s a bunch of lines I would say on the thinner side. going down to the… On the thicker side? On the thinner side. The thinner side. Because I feel like I really sent you into supple territory with Link’s lips, and I went- Yeah, it was too much. Underestimate. It was too much. Too supple. I got lip plumpification in your sketch. Okay. This is ni- I’d like to meet this person. That can be arranged. Let’s put a wig on. Yeah. Okay, so hair is- This is gonna give it away. Long and full. And I’ve seen her do it both a little bit curly, wavy and also straight. I think right now it’s straight. And I mean, she’s done some different things in this area. Does she have a middle part or bangs? It’s definitely- In the picture that I have of where her hair normally is is more of a side part. And the hair kind of goes… A side part? Just like this. Like a swoop, or? Yeah. Look at that. So I thought you were describing Jenna, but now I know you’re not describing Jenna. ‘Cause that’s not what her hair does. But she’s got the high cheekbones. Ah, yeah, she does. So I thought you were talking about her. And this is a side part. Who has a side part? I thought those were out of style now. No, that’s not true. No bangs? No. No cut-in bangs, no. Okay. No expression lines of note? Mnh-mnh. No. Moles? Beauty marks? Facial injuries? Ears, earrings. Does she wear- Who is this? I mean, she wears jewelry. Jewelry. I mean, you’re looking at this right here. What’s missing? Is this accurate? I don’t know if you’re gonna get it from this, but I honestly don’t know what to change about it. This is not somebody who works here. Okay, can you tell me… I think that the cheeks need to be a little bit- Rounder? Rounder. And then the hair is not… The hair can be straightened? Hmm. And this is a worker. A worker. This is a Mythical worker? No, this is just somebody who just shows up to hang out. Definitely not- I mean, you’re not trying to describe your wife here. No. No, no, no. That would be trouble. Yes, this is an employee of Mythical. I don’t know because, I mean, it’s not Stevie. It still could be Jenna, and you not know what her hairstyle is now, which would be embarrassing. It’s not Jenna. Because she’s got layered bangs. You said dark hair? Dark hair, yup. Yeah, it’s not Jenna. I don’t know. I also feel like there’s too much forehead. I feel like there’s… Make more hair in the forehead. But not bang. Just kinda… Yeah, just the swoopy nature of this. Come down even closer to the eyes. Lose some of that forehead. I think that’ll help. Yeah. Uh huh. It’s just starting to look like somebody. And even darker eyes. Don’t see the pupil. Really dark brown, so the whole eye is… Yeah, the hair is wavy or curly. She will straighten it, but I feel like this is making me feel a little too straight, yeah. I’m feeling a little too straight right now, guys. Okay. It does look pretty generic, but… But it is, I mean, it’s definitely closer. She looks a little perturbed here. Should we show? I feel like we should show. Well, we’ve got a camera on it, Link, over there, but I don’t know how good the shot is. But can I turn around it to this one, though? Just for… So who is this? What kind of crime did she commit? The face shape is not right, but I don’t know how to descr- I just don’t know what- I would still have to guess Jenna from this. I don’t know who else this could be. I feel like the face is rounder, and the chin is even more triangular. Let me see. I can try. Let’s make that adjustment. Maybe even add a little bit of something to define the part of the cheek that you would grab for that game that we’re never gonna play. High cheek bones. Squiggly hair. Narrow chin, I feel like was the biggest descriptor. Yeah, and then just- Do you… Stevie, do you know who this is he’s describing? Was it told to you? Yeah. Would you know what… Okay, Stevie, if you could add some more descriptions that I could actually apply to the drawing, is there something I’m missing? It’s so hard. I don’t feel like this looks like this person really at all. I know it doesn’t. I know it doesn’t, but I don’t know. I don’t know how to capture it. I’d have to be looking at a picture of them. What else would you say, Stevie? Would you describe her in some other way? Glasses? Let’s add some glasses. Accessories? No, she doesn’t wear glasses. The face is a little bit too long. Long. The face is too long. And I would turn the lips up a little bit more. And that’s gonna do it? Sorry. Fuller or… Smilier? Happier. Okay. And I also feel like- I feel like maybe I should get in there and… I’ll let you finish this. I think that helps what you did with the right cheek. Of course, I don’t know who you’re drawing. I may or may not be getting notes directly around this person. And then I think that while the chin is definitely- Oh, she’s over there whispering in your ear? Triangular, if you were to look from the side, you would see that it- Who is this? You would see that her chin kind of goes out, you know? So you might actually kind of emphasize that a little bit. Is this gonna be somebody that I didn’t know worked here? Are you about to embarrass me? It’s like, “Who are you?” I don’t know this person, so I don’t know. How are we gonna reveal? Is she just gonna come out? Well, you have to guess. You need three guesses. I don’t know. Is it… I don’t know. I mean, I would still have to guess Jenna. Those adjustments that you made were helpful, but I just don’t know the termino- They definitely- let’s turn it back around. You need me hold it up? Yeah. Yeah. I definitely feel like that’s closer. That’s significantly closer. Those were all adjustments that sent it in the right direction. This looks exactly like an actress that I’m thinking about that I don’t know her name. Okay. All right, you have to start guessing, Link. Mikayla. It doesn’t look anything like Mikayla. I don’t know. Legitimately, I don’t know who else this could be. It doesn’t look like anybody who works here. Okay, let’s bring this person out. I was like, “That guy?” Okay, there we go. There we go. There we go. It’s me. Hi. Oh, Nicole! I can see it. Okay. The chin. And the cheeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do work here! Pretty similar, I’d say. Curlier hair. See, I was trying to describe your cheeks. Yeah, they’re defined, but also high, so I understand. Yeah, so you see how those adjustments we made at the end got closer? I should have gotten this. Yeah, it’s a pretty good approximation. It looks beautiful. I just got back from New York, and I was gonna get a sketch, but now whatever. I’ll take this. I would make some adjustments. I would add more in the eye area. More hooded? More hooded eye. Longer eyelashes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it does help to see her. It does, yeah. It certainly does. Oh, it definitely does. I’m trying to figure out who does this actually look- This looks exactly like an actress. Nicole! It looks like me kind of. It looks like Nicole! Actress. No, that doesn’t look like… No fault of yours. Oh, and you know what? Obviously, your hair is much curlier now than it is, but will do a straight. Today’s a curly side part day, but I do middle parts, I straighten it, so. Yeah, you keep them guessing. Yeah, that’s me. And so I don’t know what she looks like today. Those cheekbones. Look at that. You just wanna grab them. Best cheeks in town. Don’t you wanna grab them? Hey, we should do that. Put that on the list. Grab Nicole’s cheeks You can do it now. and do that. Can we? Yeah, of course. Go for it. They’re the best cheeks in town. Go for it. Aw, wow. Aw. We did it! That was really satisfying. Thank you again, Alyssa, for bringing your talents to us today. Thanks so much for having me. For not having any point of reference, you did a great job. Thanks. I appreciate it. Check out our entire slate of Mythical podcasts. “Ear Biscuits”, “A Hot Dog is a Sandwich,” Link’s new podcast with his dad, “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach,” and more, all available anywhere you get your podcasts.