Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. We had so much fun watching, stop-motion animation versions of ourselves, doing crazy stuff that now we’re gonna take the audio and see if we can guess what we’re gagging over. Yeah, but the stop motion’s not gonna be a part of it. Yeah, apartment D can’t, they can’t stop motion animate everything that we do. I mean, we gotta give ’em a little bit of a break here. What if they started right now, how long would that take? It’s a labor intensive process. I don’t think it could ever finish. I don’t think it would ever finish. Oh, you mean if they could. They went back to the original GMM and they were gonna, of course, a lot of it, would just be two guys at a desk. That was cool. They were getting creative and doing all this stuff. Yeah, okay. Congratulations Tanisha Danielle. I’m gonna sneeze. Bless you. Bless you. That could be a cool animation. A sneeze sound. You know, it could be anything. You were repping that merch out, in a wild with #merchicality. Well, it looks like. We found you. Tanisha was repping the merch, against like a closet door. I wouldn’t say out in. When I say that, I mean like, you know, the wilds of the internet. Okay. I like that drip too cold. Thanks Rhett and Link. #merchicality Yeah, I would say that suit, that drip is a bit too cold girl. So you know what? We want you to get some more drip. We want you to get some more drip Tanisha. So we going, we gonna hook you up with a warm drip. $30. She can have the cold drip and the warm drip. You know what we could have done? You know, Carney, I’m not, you know that I’m not giving notes or anything, but it would’ve been funny, if one of the stop motion animation was just, like us sitting behind the desk doing the exact same thing. No, that wouldn’t have been funny. What do you mean? What? If we were animated doing the thing that we were doing? Yeah and then we had to guess what it was. But it was the thing. We probably would’ve guessed that one. Yeah, we would’ve guessed it. Yeah, it would’ve been like, everybody would’ve been like, that was weird. I take it back. That’s my kind of humor though, you know? Yeah. It’s like, why’d you choose to do this? Yeah, like confusing. Yeah, yeah. Confusing humor. That’s his thing. I didn’t win, but. Am I the problem? Just so you know. Or is he the problem? That’s my favorite kind of joke. This was right here to. When it makes somebody think, am I the problem? Or is he the problem? Trust me, we know. What do you mean? Who’s the problem? No, your favorite kind of joke is when someone else, other than you is asking, am I the problem? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There’s you, we could talk a lot, a long time about it. You know what I think it’s a good question to ask. Am I the problem? Look at that. That’s what I. I got mine. That’s what I could have won. I got my action figure back here too, my little one. Oh yeah? Yeah, it’s cute. Do you have it? Yeah. Can we send the witch? You know what we’re gonna do? We’re gonna send these two right here, to a random member of the mythical society. I don’t know if you knew this, but if you’re a member of the mythical society, we occasionally take things that are featured on the show. Things that we might do on the shuffle board. Oh shoot. Cool stuff. Yeah and broken figures. And we send them to random members of the mythical society. As is. No refunds. Hold on. I’m just coming too. Evidently I’ve hurt my left hip. Did you break it? Can it be thrust back in? Where is it? Hold on, hold on. I’m just coming to. Evidently I’ve hurt my left hip. Oh yeah. Oh and why we’re talking. Let’s hear a gag. Why we’re talking about the mythical society, just ’cause you know, you can also get the blanket. Bring the blanket out. You know, we got a blanket that basically is the set. Look at that. I mean, well, some way. This is this, this way, this way, this way, like this this way, this, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way There it is. Be a third degree mythical society member. But also, you know what else? Yeah. You can do as a society member today? ‘Cause we do, we have a little tees. Just tell us. That no one else knows about. You can see the official design, for this year’s golden tee of mythicality. Oh really? There’s glitter on this. We’re bringing that back. Listen. I think, arguably, it’s the coolest design, that we’ve ever had, for the golden tee of mythicality. It is rocker cool. Well only the society members, will be able to make that determination. Oh shoot. Yeah, yeah. So we’re starting that Monday through until Friday. Go to mythicalsociety.com and learn more about that. And again, be a third degree member by September 30th, If you want to get, did you take my head off? No. If you want to get this blanket. Why are you tearing up our, it goes back on right? With our powers combined. Alright let’s hear a gag. Should we do this episode, of “Good Mythical More”? No. Yeah. At this point? Okay. Okay, I’m gonna play gag audio and you’re gonna guess what the gag is from you guys. Here we go. This is the first time I wanted to cry. God. That’s visceral. That’s pretty old. It seems like that would be me. You can tell from the audio and the proximity of Chase’s voice and stuff. Like that was an iteration of the set that was over there, on that side of the room. You think? I think so. Before we had these. Very astute. These sound panels right here, that keep us from being anybody making eye contact with us. I have, I mean I, how am I gonna guess? And I said, this is the first time I’ve wanted to cry. I have multiple choice for you. Oh thank you. Okay, is it A, eating offal in will it burrito. B, eating pigs feet and edible nail polish, in will it sausage. C, pork blood in will it snow cone or D, using the office bathroom, after Moochelle had her away with it. Oh the D okay. I see how we’re doing D. D is nuts. D is nuts. D. Okay. I have a guess. Is. Yeah, I’m gonna say. Three, two, one, A. It’s will it Burrito. Really? No, I’m gonna change mine to. No, you can’t change it, that was our guess. C. All right, A. It was a pork blood in will it snow cone. Ah, should have got that. Do you wanna watch that? Yes. I mean, okay. This is the first time I’ve wanted to cry. This is the first time I’ve wanted to cry. I did not wanna watch that again. So I’m playing with my toys. Can you put my head back on my body? It makes me uncomfortable that there’s a nub, that close to an orifice of yours. I’ve beheaded you. And now I use you as an avatar for walking. Next gag, please. I hate throwing up so bad. I want to cry. I don’t wanna look at it. I don’t wanna look. Oh, it touched my face. Get it off your face, man. I was crying a lot back in the day. This seems so traumatic. Like this seems like. Yeah. Like immersive therapy or something. Yeah. Like, you know? Those were the days. Man, YouTube changed the rules, man. They changed the rules on us. Thank God. I need. Options? Yeah, those. Is it A, five weird ways to cure nausea. B, eating pig snout in the gross animal food taste test. You liked that. Oh, no, apparently not based on the audio. Or C, smelling vanilla while eating blood, in the second smell tasting experiment. Yeah. Okay. This whole I want to cry. There’s no D is nuts? Or D using the office bathroom, after Moochelle had her away with it. Okay, right, that’s gonna be the choice. Okay, three, two, one. C. She gotta be. Huh, you guys are agreeing, to pick the wrong answer every time. Really? Wasn’t blood, that wasn’t the snout? No, it was five weird ways to cure nausea. Because I think. Oh, we had to get nauseous. I hate throwing up so bad. How did we get nauseous? Oh I wanna cry. I wanna cry. I don’t want to look at it. It touched my face. Get it off. Get it off your face, man. So there was something in the mask. Yeah, it was fart spray. Oh gosh. Yeah. And then you were watching people, someone throw up on a roller coaster. It was so awful. The fart spray was so. The fart spray felt like you were being poisoned. It didn’t, it wasn’t like, this is a bad smell. It was like, I’m gonna not gonna be okay. It makes me want to just keep playing with toys. You remember you farted during that segment? Oh, that was when I farted on the show? Yeah, during that you were so grossed out, that you let out a little toot. Have I only farted? Have we each only farted once on the show. I remember. I can remedy that. I think Link, there was some kind of jump roping. Link was doing something really like not, it didn’t seem like the fart was about to happen and it happened very, it was very sly. I don’t remember what it was. Scoop burr. I think a lot of people didn’t notice it in the moment. Did we point it out on when I farted on that show? Yeah. Oh, it was a replay? Oh wow. We enhanced it. We enhanced the audio. Look Rhett, this is us leg wrestling. Do you want, let’s just, here’s another one. It’s just not going down, man. No, no, no, no, no, don’t. Man, I went too big, the ball was too big. What was that? It sound like somebody was running to go do something and being like. Like somebody very small, was running to go do something. Putting it in your mouth. Yeah. See, we, did you pick these as candidates to be animated? Is that where this came from? No. Cause I could see this one being like. Chase running up putting a fish eyeball in your mouth. I’m guessing fish eyeball, ’cause he said ball and he was going like this? No. Okay. Is it eating cod sperm in will it dumpling. Eating a salmon, turkey, pork, chicken and trout skin burger in will it burger? or eating duck balls in will it pasta? Well you said ball. I’m gonna say duck ball, C, because of that reason. Yeah, that’s a pretty good deduction there. C. And that is it, I didn’t get to guess. I guess C. Well, you’re playing with your toys. I guess C. Lets see it. It’s just not going down man. No, no, no, no, no, don’t. Man, I went with too big. The ball was too big. Yeah, that’s tough man. Yeah man, that was a real tough day. That was a real tough day. How about another one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know what it is but I think it’s on the floor. But I’m out man. I don’t know, you know what, I don’t even wanna know what it was. Octopus. I think it’s on the floor. This is in my mind a standout moment. And I guess we picked a clip that doesn’t say too much, but when I think of a, top five gagging moment in the history of the show, this one is definitely up there. I will say top three. Can we hear it again? I don’t know what it is. I don’t know what it is but I think it’s on the floor. But I’m out man. I don’t know, you know what, I don’t even wanna know what it was. Two clues. I don’t know what it was. Yeah. So it was a game in which something and then you said I’m out, which means that it was something competitive about, can you get this thing down that you don’t know what it is, but I, that doesn’t gimme any clues, but it might help with guessing. Yeah, so the. Octopus. Yeah. Smell taste. Yep, yep, yep. Let’s watch it. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know what it is. But I think it’s on the floor. But I’m out man. I don’t know, you know what, I don’t even wanna know what it was. Octopus. I don’t wanna, I don’t know what it. I don’t wanna know what it was.. I don’t wanna know what it is. Octopus, octopus. Can we animate every episode? Moving forward. Yeah. Like we’ll do everything the same. Yeah, we’ll still be here. Everybody will still be here. Just no cameras. Yeah. Just a bunch of people with clay. It’s real time. It’s real time calymation. It’s real time. It’s live. Man, can you imagine that? Live Claymation? Yeah man, we could break some real ground there. You’re slow blending into the set continues. You gotta break ground and get the clay. Go back there. See if you move back, if you blend in more. Take down the mother beast. I sent this, you know, I sent our set, to my seamstress who makes all my clothes. Seamstress. And said, I just really want it to be exactly the color of the set. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta, that’s not it Rhett. Listen, you got. Take down to mother beast. You want me to take down the mother beast? And then keep your pants in front of the column. and put your shirt in front of where the mother beast is. And then put your face, put your head over the column. Face away. I gotta get up against the wall. Face the column though. So your head and your pants need to be, in front of the column. So like do, that’s not working. Do an air. I’m a person, man. Do an air chair. I’m not an action figure. Listen to me, dude. I know controlling people gives you joy, but I’m not gonna let you get it right now. I’m just saying. This is for my seamstress. This is your moment. And you know what? This is for you, dude. I’m trying to make you look good by disappearing. Now put your, like do an air chair, so that your pants are in front of the column and your head is in front of the column and your shirt is in front. Look man. That’s better. Look at that. Put your head in front of the column. No, look at the screen. Put your head in front of the column. No, I’ll put my head on this. Put your, further to the right. Further to the right. Further to, keep going, keep going a little bit further. Keep going, keep going, keep going. That’s all I got. All right and be still. And you know, after a while. Did she nail it? She nailed it. I’m watching you. To get the GMM woven blanket, join third degree quarterly or annual by September 30th, mythicalsociety.com for details.