Welcome to Good Mythical More We have real testimonials from actual sandwich artist telling us of the craziest, wildest, out of the blue just unanticipatable orders that they’ve ever experienced. Wow. We’ve got and had to We’ve got that information? deliver in sandwich form We got hold of this information? Yep. We also have fake ones that our writers have written. Can we tell the difference? You guys did that? So we got hold of this information. Yep. That is wild and crazy Subway orders that are real. Yes But also at the same time At the same time The writers In complete parallel path Came up with other orders that are wild and crazy, but they’re not real Yeah, it’s as if the writers were ordering from Subway but they just gave it to us and we were like, oh, that’s fake you wrote it. Not gonna get it. And you’re telling me that this is just a coincidence. No, I never said it was a coincidence. Oh, it was a plan. I, yeah, I implied that this was planned. Oh. Okay. Well I was about to be really impressed but now I’m just moderately pleased. I also have a random, disturbing fact. Holy crap. Cruise ships all have morgues on board. Oh, well, crap. I knew I was feeling a coincidence. I wasn’t just making a crazy joke. I was feeling coincidental energy, which is something that happens to me, especially while I’m wearing blue and cruise ships What are the, what are the chances? What are the chances? What are the chances? There’s three things that are Now Happening right now A hundred percent. The first thing that happened is that lovely couple was playing On a cruise shi- on a cruise ship. And you were like, I bet that’s And I, and I said something about a cruise ship. And I was like, no, it’s not the best part. And then I felt quiz energy You know what I was thinking What? But I didn’t say Yep. I was thinking, no, but it’s not because I was thinking the morgue is the best part of the cruise ship. But then hold on earlier, you told me when I did the little knock knock thing, you told me off camera, you know, when we sneak away, It was just between us. You, you said when he said, I’ve got something for you- I was thinking about- And he knocked. Yeah. And then at the same time that he said, I got something I wanna say, I got something for you. And then he said, I got something for you- And then, then I did the knock. And I said, you know what? When you said I got something for you, and then you knocked at the exact same time. I was thinking that I was gonna knock. And that’s why I did it in the second round. Cause I wanted to, I, I really wanted to follow through with my thoughts. There’s so much coincidental energy- There’s so much, I mean we need to I mean, what else do we need to do? Everybody? Everybody gets scratchers. What? Oh, everybody gets scratchers. I feel like we need to do something that involves chance. Coincidence Manipulated to It’s people being on the same wavelength like What do you think Stevie #blessed They’re legally Yeah required to carry body bags and maintain a morgue in case someone dies. Isn’t that just the freezer? for lines that typically carry older passengers up to three people die per week on cruises worldwide. That is awesome. I would love to die on a cruise. I think we need scratchers. I mean, yeah. Right. See scratchers times There, there’s some Scratchers times people who are, who, who decide to just live on a cruise ship until they die. So it’s kind of guaranteed to happen. It’s kind of part of their wish. No, I’m not gonna forget. Even though I am very impressed. I’m not gonna forget that you’re my subordinate. And I will take you up on something here in a second but let’s get to one of these. Remember that time that we were in a morgue and Nice Well a movie set morgue, I guess it was a morgue No! It was a real morgue It was real. Old psychiatric facility Buddy systems season Shut down One, was it? Many movies have been shot at that place. Two One Season two Including some horror movies Yeah, I would, I know what it feels like to be in there, in the drawer Okay. These are, these are beyond interesting in my in my definition. So here here’s the first tale: Worked at Subway. This 50 year old trucker asked me to toast, a tuna sandwich, put extra, extra pickles and sprinkled two Splenda packages on top. That was all the sandwich had: real or fake? a lot of pickles and Splenda. Well, some people like if you, so the, the pickles at Subway are dill pickles because that’s the most common pickle that people want on a sandwich. Pickle. But some people like the Mr. Pickle facts Bread and butter pickle, which, the sweetness, it’s a pickle plus a little bit of sugar. And I think this is a bread and br-butter, trucker Bed, bread, and butter trucker maker. This is a bread and butter trucker. So I think this is 100% Subway happen. Yeah. This, this seems, this seems feasible. Yeah. It’s a true tale from user, rockatansky0, on Reddit. You know the thing that I’m discovering now that Lily has a job as a barista and she comes home and she has all these reports of interacting with customers and all the wild things that happen. I I’ve never had a, you know, a customer service job or like a food service job, which is why I’m so spoiled. And You worked at an amusement part at one time. Yeah. For, for summer. And I was miserable I guess, but like, it wasn’t I wasn’t taking orders or interacting with people. Like she, it, without fail every every shift she comes home with a story. Yeah. Cuz people are nuts. People, people are people. Yeah. That’s just the way it, it’s what makes the world go round. And truckers, truckers are awesome. Oh, you know, I’m getting, I’m getting a little I’m getting a little parched and this water is really not doing the trick, subordinate. Could you fetch me a carbonated beverage from the fridge? What do you want? Maybe a La Croix What, what flavor? Surprise me. All right, go ahead. I mean, how bold, like the amount of confidence that you would have to have to order two packets of Splenda on your sub at Subway. And not worry about being judged? Is that what you’re saying? Well, that, and also like it is not a topping that is like available. So you are like, you’re talking to this person and you’re like, go grab two Splenda packets or maybe you bring ’em yourself and then that person’s gonna open them. You brought me lemon Surprise. I think lemon’s pretty good. I think we determined that lime is best. You’re right though, Stevie. It is crazy. Thank you. I gotta say that. That’s really it, that’s Did I miss it? I’m gonna say flubway. Nope. Oh, that’s not, that’s not bad. Okay, good. I only worked at Subway for three months, but there was this guy that would come in every Tuesday and order one of the most bizarre sandwiches ever, a flat bread with green peppers, banana peppers, and jalapenos covered in oil and toasted three times. By the time it was done, the sandwich could literally snap in half when I had to fold it. Wow. Real or fake? The super toasty pepper flatbread. Three times Only on Tuesdays though. Green peppers, banana peppers, jalapenos pepper, he’s a pepper boy, oily pepper boy burnt bread, oily pepper boy. This is a flub. This is a flubway. I don’t buy it. I only worked at Subway for three months. I don’t buy the extra details the three months into Tuesday. Yeah. That’s what that’s what did it. Trying too hard. Could be could be Reddit. Could be writer. You never know. I only worked there for three months. Every Tuesday. There our writers go trying too hard again. Don’t work so hard guys. Yep. I didn’t mean that. Yeah. It’s fake. It’s fake. It does sound tasty. Yeah it’s not bad. Like a three pepper flat bread. I will say getting banana peppers and jalapeno peppers on your sub at Subway is a great way to just mask anything else that’s wrong with it. Yeah. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s like, it’s like you do that. And you’re like, that’s kind of spicy kind of kind of flavorful. I kind of like that. It’s half a packet of Splenda. Yeah. I went through a phase where I I would add the, the red, that red saucy stuff. Right? Red sauce? It’s like a red Ketchup You know I have ketchup. It’s like a red pepper spread It’s like a… Jard- not Chipotle. Am I thinking about Jersey Mike’s? Yeah. Is it Jersey Mike’s that has a red pepper spread? Yeah. Like a cherry pepper thing. Cherry pepper thing. This seems a little too fancy for Well those cherry peppers. Well, I went through a phase. Oh, they’re so good At, at Jersey Mike’s Whoo Okay. Let’s hear ’em another While I worked at Subway in my early twenties a girl wanted a foot long on white bread, double provolone and double American cheese, no meat, no toasting, no veggies, but she did want ranch. And so much of it. She kept asking for more and more. And I kept putting more and more until I ran out of one bottle and had to grab another. I wrapped up the drenched sandwich and sold it to her. She sat down with her friends right after and ate it. No hint of a smile or laugh. Just ranch. This is a tricky one. I mean, when you’re like, what, what, what did you say specifically about emptying the ranch Finished a bottle or you know, like the bottles of ranch. Okay. Well maybe there wasn’t that much in it. You can’t put a whole bottle of ranch on a, on a sub. I agreed. I think this is what we’re we’re seeing right now. And this gonna be difficult or it be difficult to determine. But I do believe that this is not from the writers. I do believe it is from the internet, but I believe that within that story, it is itself a lie. Now I know that that’s, Don’t bring that into this. There’s like a rule. There’s a rule on Reddit that you can’t like, it’s no fun when you accuse the original poster of lying. Right. The OP cannot be accused of lying because, I mean, you never know. So you kind of just have to say, okay, we’re accepting, Yeah. this as truth. So I’m gonna play by the rules of Reddit and say I’m accepting this as truth. So I’m gonna go with Subway. But I believe that it is a lie And I would like to say that I believe this is true. It is real, it’s slightly paraphrased but it’s from a recent Twitter thread by user @PB_and_garlic So it’s not Reddit, it’s it is Twitter. I don’t know what the rules are. The rules of Twitter are different. Mm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Liar, liar. So we both got it right. For different reasons Different reasons. you know what else we got right. I think Mythicon Oh, we got that, right? 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So go over to mythicontickets.com while they last Come on now, come on. Let’s hear it. I worked at a Subway a long time ago and a guy would order two full bags of lettuce on his sandwich every day. Imagine two pounds of lettuce on some bread. He would order often enough that I knew to go in the back and grab two full bags just for him. Two full bags a bag of lettuce Two pounds Ah, two pounds of lettuce on some bread On a bread. Not really possible, but this is hyperbole. It’s it’s a good story. I think it could be real for that reason because I, I really like that shredded lettuce. I mean something about the crunch of it. It’s like someone already chewed it and then put it on there for you. It’s cru- it has this and you add more you find yourself wanting more of that crunch. And then I guess you get to a point where it’s like you just want it that high. Like I can, I, I can believe this. I can’t. Flubway. It’s real. Yes. From user Luserus on Reddit Luserus. Yep. Luserus Luserus Yeah, yeah Oh, you know what? If it’s on Reddit, it’s real. You know, subordinate, one of, something that would really do my heart good is if you would do an acrostic poem based on my name. And when I say my name, I mean, Rhett McLaughlin R is for Randy, a friend I wish I had, Oh like, come on. H is for Harry, another friend I wish I had, Hey H is for hairy, his, his head is covered in it. E is for Excellent Eccentric because his opinions surprise me. Huh? T is for top this. And then the other T said, ha take that. Oh no, my gosh M is for I didn’t, I didn’t feel that. I don’t know. How is that directed to me? It’s a poem. I said take that. Okay. Well there’s we still a lot of letters left. So, surprise me. M is for micro C is for cabbage L is for laughs for days A is for ax- just accept yourself, dude, you’re too old to change. U. Am I at u? U is for I might have to ask you to stop. U is for u are a friend, G, G is for gosh, your last name sure is long. H is for, Hey, I know you, man. L is for long walks. I is for intricate. Yep. Intricate. Yeah. Look at all the pieces. And N is for Neal. His best friend’s last name. You need anything else? Okay. Rhett tell him to do one for me now. You know what? I’m gonna start a new channel. I think I’ve got all I need Link’s Acrostics Linkcrostic Another Yeah. Subway story. There was a guy who ordered everything on a foot long every single kind of meat, including three or four different types of chickens, steak, meatballs, tuna, all the deli meat, all the cheese Has to be true And every single vegetable and condiment and we didn’t skimp on anything. He got exactly how much of each that should be on a foot long. It was literally impossible to fold. We basically just left it open-faced and wrapped it in paper. Dude walked out after paying like $60 just for that one sandwich. I mean, even if this person, even if the writers made this up, there’s, this happened somewhere on earth. Well, it’s, We have to know that And it’s gonna happen now if it hasn’t, now that everyone’s got the idea. I mean this kind of sounds like an internet video. If you need to feed a group, We ordered everything on one Subway sub. We should do that. I’m sure it’s been done Has it been done? Like you said, I think it’s been done How much would that cost? but I still think the writers made it up. What would it look like? Should we do it? Comment below But I think it has happened, but I think this specific it instance was was written by our fine writers. Well then it’s our idea. So let’s do it. We own it. We own Subway. But you’re saying Link that it’s Real. Yeah Real It’s real from user insert_password on Reddit I know, but I wanted to own the idea. I don’t think ideas like that can be Insert_what? Password Insert password Insert password. Okay. Oh, Davin just whispered the try guys already did it The try guys. 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