Danger, intrigue, bottle openers. We got some weird bottle openers. It’s Good Mythical More. And it might get dangerous, legitimately. You made it. We’re gonna do ’em. Let’s see if there, if they were good ideas. But first, congratulations to Jayce. You wore that Mythical merch out in the wild with hashtag Merchicality. Looking cute in my new GMM hoodie, just like me. Whoa, whoa. What are the chances? Both looking cute. And Merchicality gives you more merch. Yeah, we’re gonna give you $30 to the Mythical store. We’re not gonna give you any money. Nope. Foiled again. That’s right. Not foiled, we’re gonna use that cap. Just a quick update on the Coke Slushie. Now that we’ve given it even more time. I mean, it’s totally slushy. It is, it is beautifully, completely slushied. I think that’s just what would happen if you just left it just sitting probably, right? No, you got, I think you gotta start raking it. Oh and it’s the perfect consistency. Yeah, I mean. We kind of got impatient with it. We did, we did. Oh gosh, it’s pretty great. Link, I have an as assortment of Mexican Cokes, so do you. We’ve got multiple ways to open said Cokes. Let’s start with one that seems almost boring. And let’s give ’em to the crew. Like anybody who wants some Mexican Coke, line up. I’m just gonna hand ’em out. So this is just a multi-tool. This is a multi-tool with multiple tools. What’s a surrounding packet? like what is that part? This is like so you can keep it in your wallet or something. Is that what you mean? Yeah, I just thought that the design of the actual thing would fit in your wallet. But they give you also another wallet. Well, it’s pointy and metal. This is kind of like a knife here. Can opener. There’s multiple. The multi-tool? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like that edge right there is a knife edge. But here’s just the bottle opener. You did it! Very, very easy. Here you go. Pass it around, it’s hot. There is a four position wrench in there. A butterfly wrench, a saw blade. So how does this part work right here? I’m interested, it looks like a weird shaped North Carolina. That, that is number six. That is a four position wrench for various size nuts and bolt. Oh yeah, so the nuts fit here, here, here. You want to keep this in your pocket? All right. That went all the way around and came right back. We’re gonna set all these aside and then you guys, ’cause we’re gonna have lunch in a little bit you can just take cups of ice and you can Mexican Coke your way all the way to Tijuana. Now this is just a ring. For what? I mean, alcoholics? Commitment, man. Like if if the rings you wear are determined by being able to open a bottle. I think everybody’s got a friend in their group that they could imagine this would work with. I discovered like just a couple of weeks ago that my bike rack has bottle openers on it. Okay, well I’m not getting that off. It’s like, I guess when you get back from a bike ride, like right at the end where the thing that the bike hangs on, there’s like, you can just pop open a drink. Oh, you do it that way. Do it on the bottom. That was easy enough, huh? It was my ring. And that, the opener part is concealed. Here, try that. Here’s another one. I have a bar code ring. Did you have like, a wall mounted bottle opener like in the garage growing up? That’s a thing, right? We didn’t have a garage growing up, Stevie. You had a carport? Nope. We just parked next to the house. Yeah, that’s right. You’ve been there. You went to that house. I just wasn’t analyzing. Is there a garage here? There’s no garage. And our basketball court, before my dad put the hoop in the street, was just the yard. It was like Hoosiers. If you’ve ever seen that movie. You did it Link. I’ll tell you what I do have, Stevie. I have one of those in my house right now. Golly. And I use it every night. In the garage? No, it’s not my garage. It’s in my, it’s in my entertainment space. It’s in like the TV room. We got a little bar back there in the TV room and then there’s a little fridge and then there’s a bottle opener attached to the wall, which is the best thing. If you have a little bar area, attach it. Yeah, man. Attach a little opener. I pop up with my Topo Chico every night. Hey man, next time you’re doing that, give me a call. Give me a ring. Hey, man. Next time you’re doing that, give me a little ring, man. Hey, cool dude. Hey. Hey, cool dude with shades. Do you think you could use your shades to open my Mexican Coke? Oh, I don’t know. Where are my glasses? They’re on your face. Yeah, totally forgot. Check these out. You could open two at once. Maybe push it together. Maybe use both of them. Oh, there it is. Give me two, bro. Give me two at a time. You’re gonna have to hold ’em, though. This is kind of redundant, right? To have two openers. Why you breathing so heavy? Because I’m cool. Why you holding ’em so close together? You need to hold ’em. I’m trying to hold ’em. You need to hold ’em in a way. At ear length. Why am I holding ’em so- Party. I should hold ’em up here. Oh yeah. This is so worth it. Party. Like you’re not gonna. Party. You’re never gonna break these glasses trying to do what we’re doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, enjoy. So far, so far, the the one that I actually would use is the multi-tool. ‘Cause I’m not wearing a ring, but I am gonna maybe wear these glasses. I’m gonna wear ’em out. Does that hurt it? Could it be a, could it snag on your lobes? On your top? It could be a, it could be a multi-tool for attacking people. Now I am excited about this one because this makes, it’s called a cap gun. It takes the cap and it turns it into a projectile. You pop this back, you cock it and then you put this on here and then you just shoot. I’m gonna shoot it. Before we shoot each other with it. Aim at the fan, it’ll make a cool noise if you hit it. A little short. Okay. That’s fun though. It didn’t hurt. That’s good. That’s good drinking fun right there. Hey, I just opened another drink. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. I like this one. I could really see this one working at like spring break. Think about it. And you could take two of these and then you could just turn ’em into glasses, too. Oh my goodness, look at that. You know, just put glasses in the middle. Like can we, can we make this happen? I’m still cool. Enjoy, enjoy. Yeah, drink up guys. Is that the Thanos hand? This is, this is the, uh. Glove of power? Infinity Gauntlet. Infinity Gauntlet. Those terms go in one ear and out the other. This one right here. I just don’t, there’s nothing too special about it. It doesn’t snap. But let’s snap off a cap. I just call it the power glove. Did that just go in the hole? There’s a hole right here. I don’t believe it did. Just outta shot. And the cap went down in the hole. It drained. Oh, that’s pretty stout. This is fun to have out. And this is cool if you’re a fan, you know? I definitely like that it’s a big grip but I bet you it’s not worth the price. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Enjoy, yeah, you have that one. Enjoy it. But I do like the fact that it’s very sturdy and it’s decorative. So it’s like, if you’re the kind of person that puts up Marvel things in your house and stuff, you’ve got this on a shelf, it just looks like a cool infinity glove and then bam, boom, boom, you’re open and before you know it, it’s back there as a decoration. And you’re not gonna hurt yourself doing this either ’cause your fingers are so far away from the cap. I like that. I wanna save this one for last because all you do is you just put this down on the bottle and it somehow magically opens it. I don’t believe that it’s gonna work. So next to last, we have the HPGHD can opener from Real Tree bottle opener. This thing does a turkey call. Now before you do the turkey call, can I, I wanted to ask you what your party philosophy is. You know, we regularly visit. Start hard and keep going as long as you can. Well, not your general party philosophy. I do appreciate that. We host some get togethers at our respective homes and we’re usually at these get togethers. And so when I’m with my other friends that don’t like you, but one of the things that. Christy said that, I will say, what she says that my party philosophy should be is read the room. Yeah, well, yeah. She says that to me a lot. I think you’re illiterate when it comes to reading the room. But are you the kind of host that if you were to give out these, are you the kind of host that would be like. Pop it for you? Pop it and hand it? Because it feels like a power play to me. To pop and hand feels like a power play. I’m just, I don’t know. How many these are you like, popping and? There’s not a lot, you said the Topo Chico example, but like in your daily life. I don’t share those. No, I’m saying at a party. Maybe you got a cool, like, oh I got some bottled IPAs. I mean most people are doing cans these days. Bottled IPAs, sure, okay. But bottled IPAs, do you go up to your bro, boom, pop a top and hand? Do you pop and hand or do you hand and wait for him to pop? Well that’s more of a power play ’cause then I have to ask. Well, yeah, it could be like this. Let’s just role play that. I did the pop and top, but this would be like, hey bro. Hey bro. Oh, that was a double power play. I already have one. I already have one. I don’t know how to open it. We do it like a wedding. And then bring it, let’s bring the turkeys in. Did you just call my turkey? Your turkey’s coming. Yeah, you can have it, drink up. So and finally we have the Lulu circle. You push somehow, you just put it down on it. Don’t even think about it. Just do it as advertised and see what happens. What?! This exists in America in 2022? How much does this one cost? Do you know? Let’s find out. Lulu Circle. That’s great. Give me bottles. I mean, yeah, I mean. Hey, I’m definitely- Everybody who hasn’t had ’em. If you come to my house. Now, hold on. We’re gonna go, we’re doing a speed run. Okay, but just pretend that you came to my house. I’m the, I’m throwing a party and I got one of these bad boys. Would it be obscene if I did this? ‘Cause I don’t think I should do that. Yeah, it would be. That’s just when all the boys are over. Hold on, don’t do anymore. Wait. What? So we also, it’s also a dice roller. What? It comes with dice. I saw those dice in the bottom. We thought it was just leftover props. And it’s only $8. What? This is nice. Let’s get these for everybody. Let’s get these for everybody. Here, turn it over. Can you see through those? Not really. All right. So here, we’re right over here. Right down here. Bam. Look at that, little baby dice. Seven. I rolled seven. One, two, three, four, seven. Bam, bam, bam, hit it. Speed run. One hand. Separate ’em a little bit. ‘ Cause I gotta be able to grab. Don’t grab. Don’t grab? But it’s gonna fall. Flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop. I don’t think I can do it. You gotta have a buddy system here. I’ll do this. Here we go. You got it? Coming in hot. 3, 2, 1. Oh, it’s stuck. You gotta eject the first one. We broke it. How much did these cost? Okay, Houston, we have a problem. The turkey is laughing. Hey, let’s not get these for everybody. Let’s, yeah, we’ll get you guys something else. We wanna invite you to check out all the podcasts that were recorded live at Mythic-Con. We captured some lightning in a bottle there. And so with all the Mythical podcasts, you got Best Friends Back All Right, you’ve got Dispatches from Myrtle Beach, you’ve got Trevor Talks Too Much, You’ve got A Hot Dog is a Sandwich and you’ve got Ear Biscuits. So check ’em out. Coming in hot. Look who’s got, check it out. It’s a guy with a knife. It’s magnetic, you gotta eject it. You have to eject it. All right. You know what, we’ll just save this for later. Okay, well, I mean, this was cool at first. It seems like it should come out the top. You know? Well man, that party started awesome. Started in a good place. I think my favorite’s the turkey one. Oh, somebody just shot the Turkey. There was literally the sound of a shotgun. It’s Real Tree. Check out the latest Best Friends Back All Right, recorded live at Mythic-Con. Stevie and Neagheen are live for the first time ever.