Hey, welcome to “Good Mythical More.” You want to hear some corny jokes? Yep. You want to hear us make fun of our crew members for liking said corny jokes? Yep. Oh yeah you’re in the right place. But first you wanna do a little Freeze Frame? Who knows about that? I was thinking. This is how I think. I was mad. All right. Come on in. Wonder what they did with that? We’re gonna bring in some Mythical crew members, including Brittany, who you’ve never met. Yay. Welcome for the first time Brittany. Thank you. Along with Nicole. There’s Brittany. Jasmine, There’s Brittany, right there. and Lucas, Mad Dog Lucas himself. There’s Jasmine right there. Oy Lucas. There’s Lucas right there. I’d like to sit behind Link. There’s Lucas right here. And then there is Nicole. Pick my nose, pick my nose. Don’t move your nose and I’ll pick it. Wow, your finger’s so big. Dig it out. I was sinking it all the way in there. Good job. And pull- So were you guys all selected to be a part of this because you all like corny jokes? Cause we’re funny. Mm hm. Oh, ’cause, just ’cause you’re funny? Okay. Corny jokes. I just got one good one. I just got one good corny one. You got one good corny joke? I got one good corny one. All right, so we got four corny jokes. We’re gonna match ’em up. No horny jokes, if you like horny jokes then you should listen to my podcast with my Dad. Yeah, right, that’s true. Every Thursday we release a new episode of my dad’s podcast that he lets me be a part of. Where he gives me a dispatch from his locale, which is Myrtle Beach. That’s what it’s called “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.” Right. Oh. Lots of horny jokes. Yeah. Cool. I’m gonna read the joke, I guess. I would think that that would be a good way to do it. We should have got my dad to read the, my dad is so much better at reading jokes. ‘Cause there’s another layer of funny. Right. Because he’s reading them. And he’s just making it funny, just being himself. Hands down my favorite corny joke is asking someone if their dentist appointment is at 2:30. Tooth hurty. Wow, 2:30. Tooth hurty. Tooth urty? Tooth hurty, tooth hurty. I live for opportunities to chime in and make this joke when someone mentions being busy at 2:30. Oh, you’re going to the dentist? I guess is how it’s reversed. Because you’re tooth hurty. Uh, this feels, I mean, the way that Jasmine perked up when we started talking about this, it was very- This one was very- telling, very, very telling. That’s how I feel about that. When’s your dentist appointment Jasmine? 2:30. Yeah, 2:30. Tooth hurty. This one doesn’t have a preamble, it’s just the joke. Text. Great. What did the pirate say when his girlfriend asked him who the prettiest girl in the world is? The girlfriend asked the pirate? What did the pirate say, Oh. when his girlfriend, Yeah. asked him who the prettiest girl in the world is? Who’s the prettiest, Who is the prettiest girl in the world? Who’s the prettiest girl in the world, um? Okay, um. Walk the plank. Um, what else do they say? Bilge, rat. Um, uh, I don’t know. Bilge rat. I got, what, what, what’s another pirate term? Yar! Yar? Yar! Like you are? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yar! Who’s the prettiest girl in the world? Yar! Yar. Matey. Uh, Okay, I mean, I’m getting some head nods from Nicole here, as if uh- It’s a good joke. Nothing that they’re gonna do is gonna help us out. That’s not even a corny joke. It’s not even, that’s not, that’s not a good joke. Oh really? Oh? Maybe, were any of these written by you guys? Nicole seems offended. So I’m gonna give this one to her. I think Nicole wrote that one. No, no, I think, Think what you want. Well, I, she said, when she was coming in here she said, “I’ve got, like, I’ve only got one.” So this is, might be her one corny joke. Hmm. Is this one, yar! What happened after David lost his ID? Did you read it? Yeah I saw it. What happened after David lost his ID? ID, ID, ID, ID That’s good. Uh. David was, what is it? David lost his ID. He found, I don’t know. We had to call him DAV. Oh. Not really Dave, I would say Dav. We had to call him Dav. Had to call him Dav. How do you lose letters? Well, I think I would just say Dave. ‘Cause your typically, you’re not, you know, writing a joke, you’re saying it. What happened to David after you lost his ID? We had to call him Dave. That’s how I would say it. ‘Cause if you said Dav. I think I would say Dav. We’re gonna have to find out, um. Lucas had such a genuine reaction to it, that it seemed like he was seeing for the first time. Yeah. Astute. Mm hm. Brittany, how’s your time here been so far? It’s been great, I mean, Yep. It’s full of these. How does it compare to every other place you’ve worked? Um, a lot more food, a lot more eating. Mm hm. A lot more joy. A lot more joy. A lot more joy. A lot more challenge. That’s so good. More challenges, yeah. Yeah. Rock climbing. No, no, no. Yeah. You’re enjoying the new rock climbing wall? Mm hm. Which is really just the side of the building. Yeah. We just see who can climb it. Brittany and I discovered that we have the same T-shirt. Yeah, that’s a great shirt. That’s what happens here in Mythical Entertainment. People will wear shirts and be like, “oh I also have that shirt.” What is a white V-neck? It was a- No, I don’t have that shirt. It’s a cat, the cat swirl shirt, we both have that. I thought about wearing it today. That’s cool. The ramen one? No, but it’s by the same brand. Oh, nice, nice, nice. Yep, yep, you got yours by playing ski ball at an arcade. I earned it. You earned it. I actually just paid for mine. You traded in for tickets? Yeah. Wow. That’s why it’s really special to me. Sounds like a nice shirt. I know, it’s nicer than it seems when you win it playing ski ball. Yeah, right. There is good prizes at the Burbank Arcade. There’s good prizes at the Burbank Arcade. Oh ya’ll hear that? Is that where you work your second job? Mm hm. I make a commission, so. Burbank Arcade, where is that? It’s in the mall. Is it? It is? Oh, it’s in the mall. Mm hm. Downtown. Let’s go after this. Round one. Is that the one with bowling? Mm hm. Okay. Oh, there’s bowling. I can answer any of your questions about it. It’s good. This feels like a, feels like a little social topic. I like ski ball, I was just gonna ask if they’re ski ball. There is Ski Ball, yeah. That’s what, but that’s not where you got your tickets. It’s not a high ticket earner. Okay. You gotta spin a wheel and get lucky, and get one of the jackpots, that’s when you can get a shirt. Oh. Mm hm. Oh, do you play the game where you, there’s the quarters and you’re trying to get the stack to fall, by putting more tokens in? Oh. I love that game. I thought that was the big ticket winner. But that one, do you get the coins? Well, you were showing me a TikTok channel before this of the woman doing the- The scooping lady? There’s a TikTok- Scooping Gems. There’s a TikTok that’s just live and it’s just that game. Yeah. It’s just, it’s just the coins. Yeah. Wow. It’s so good. You, you disapprove? No, I think that’s cool. Yeah it’s very cool. You’re just like, you’re just in disbelief that- Yeah, that people do that. Like just put a camera in front of that and just let it go. Well, what’s crazier is people watch it. Yeah, that’s so crazy. Guilty. People who cannot win anything. Oh. I mean like, when you see somebody doing that at the arcade, do you go up to ’em and watch? I guess maybe, yeah, you do. Yeah. If they’re doing really good. If it’s getting close. ‘Cause you wanna see it, uh oh, when’s it gonna fall, When’s it gonna fall? At some point it will fall. At some point it will fall, and maybe you can be there. So there’s like tension building, that works. And then with the Gem Scooper people, they show who ordered it and then you’d think that could be me. I could be seeing what I’m about to get. And then she tells all the all the gems that come out of it. I like that kind of stuff too. Oh Gems. So it’s a sand pit, and then they. It’s like a sand pit thing where like the gems just kind of like undulate. And they’re coming, it’s sand that’s being vibrated, and so they’re constantly resurfacing. And moving. Seeing crystals. Oh, cool. Yeah. It’s really fast. It’s just, it’s something you never, you have to see it to understand it kinda. It’s the kind of thing that if we were to show any of this content to ourselves 20 years ago we would be like, “what’s happening to humanity?” That’s what we would be thinking. Yep, yep, what about this content? Uh, well this is great, and this is a math joke. Hm. What’s 5Q + 5Q? It would be 10, let’s see, it’s not 10Q, but uh, You’re welcome. You kind of messed it up when you said it’s not 10Q. ‘Cause it is 10Q. Oh, 10Q. You’re welcome. Okay. Oh thank you. Thank you. You see now Lucas, it’s acting like, 10Q. He doesn’t get this one. Oh, thank you. 10Q, you’re welcome. 10Q, so give that, give that to- What’s 5Q + 5Q, 10Q, thank you. Now the way that we’re- You’re welcome, oh. The way that we’re gonna determine if we’re right is they’re gonna be able to deliver it and it’s gonna be a lot funnier then when we deliver it. ‘Cause this is their go-to joke. Cause it’s their joke. Cool. Right, yeah. So starting with Nicole. This one, okay. Oh, this one. Okay. What did the pirate say when his girlfriend asked him who the prettiest girl in the world is? Yar! You own that one, it’s a good joke. No, she didn’t. You didn’t even sound like a pirate. Yar! Is that better? Oh yeah, eye patch. Now that you covered your eye, you sound like it. So uh, okay. All right, I got it. I gotta stand by that I guess. Well, yeah well let’s just let everybody tell them. Brittany. Then we’ll see how good we feel about it. What happened after David lost his ID? We had to call him Dav. Dav! Oh! Okay, all right. I think it is Dav. Okay, all right. See we agree, we’re the cat shirt people. That causes me to doubt that it’s your joke, but I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. Cat shirt people do agree. Dav is funnier. It might be. Than Dave? Yes. Yeah. Definitely. I guess. It requires you to think and then it becomes funnier. Jasmine, you’re in HR. Yeah is the all okay? I, yeah She’s just all, “okay.” This is very safe. My favorite corny joke is asking someone if their dentist appointment is at Tooth Hurty. I live for opportunities to chime in and make the joke when someone mentions being busy at 2:30. Yeah, this is more of an explanation of the joke. Right. It’s not the actual joke. Makes it funnier, ’cause you- What are you doing at 2:30? Do you have a dentist appointment? No. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah, see, she doesn’t know how to do it. This is not hers. I don’t know how to do it either, but it ain’t mine. Right, yeah, yeah, we’ll find out, we’ll find out who does though. Okay, here we go. Person one, what’s 5Q plus 5Q? Person two, 10Q. Person one, you’re welcome. All right. I mean, try that one, Jasmine, try that one. I don’t know if I can. I got laughs outta that one. I feel like I did really good on it. Oh. What’s- Hey, it is funny. It’s a funny joke. It is a good joke. What’s 5Q + 5Q? 10Q. You’re welcome. Wow. Wow. She told it better. She loves it. She loves that joke. She loves it. She loves it. All right, are we locked in? Yeah, yeah, Nicole? No. Oh, okay. What’s your favorite joke? Should I just grab it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grab it and say it. Oh it’s really this one. What’s 5Q + 5Q? Uh, 10Q. 10Q. You’re welcome. You just go up to people and ask them that? No, I don’t just do that. Like I like know the person. Like you can’t just go up to people and say jokes. Yeah, you can’t just do that at Burbank Arcade. Yeah, I can’t do that. There’s somebody playing the coin game. Yeah, like if I’m cooking next to like Lily or something, I’ll do it and she’ll just be, “eh.” You do it in order to get- Just a little, a little guffaw. Yeah. Okay. A little giggle. A little guffaw. The old guffaw. That’s good. Are we right? No. Okay, grab yours and let’s hear it. Well we were very wrong. How would you do this? Um, can you tell me that you have something to do at 2:30 today? Oh yeah, I got something today. I think it’s three, no, uh, 2:30. A dentist appointment? No, not a dentist appointment. Mm. Are you sure? Yeah. You said it was at tooth hurty. Yeah, I really can’t see- We haven’t spent enough time together outside of the shirt stuff, so. Yeah right. You do this, you, you can make this work? Yeah. In your life? Oh yeah. It often happens over Slack, so it’s often written, but. It’s a written joke. Oh right, ’cause you didn’t say- Well. Okay. It can be both, it’s versatile. All right, yeah. Jasmine, I think that the pirate is you. It is not. Oh wow. Hey! It’s Dave. Dave? It’s Dave. It’s Dave. It’s Dave! No it’s not. You’re in HR, but she’s a writer. It’s David, not Dav-id. Right? Yeah. If it was Dav-id and you take away the ID, then it’s DAV, but it’s David. Right it’s a spoken joke. It’s a spoken joke. I think it’s Dave. I had to start calling him Dave. He lost his ID. Mm mm. DAV, what? You don’t want somebody’s saying, “what?” It makes you think. You don’t want somebody saying “what” to a joke. It’s too much debate in the joke for it- Right, right, right, right. Yes. Um, I did write this, actually. Well, but- Oh, you did? But we didn’t let Jasmine, Oh no sorry. just say her joke. She’s gotta tell it. Lucas, Lucas It’s effective now. No, no. It’s not be funny anymore. No, no, no, yeah. Shh, shh, shake it off. Forget about it, what joke? Who, David, I don’t know that guy. What happened after David lost his ID? Uh, I called him DAV. I don’t know, what? We have to call him Dave. We have to call him Dave. Had to start calling him Dave. I still think it’s DAV. He lost the ID, which is the end of his name. I think it should be DAV. I think it should be DAV. All right Lucas. Can I talk about my joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You actually wrote this? I actually wrote this a couple months ago, um. Wow, Okay. Just kind of came up to me and it came, came in, It came up to him. Well, I like pirate jokes, so I, one of my other favorite jokes is a pirate joke and so I wrote one. Yeah, well this is why you’re in the art department. It’s a funny joke, Rhett, everybody laughed. What are other pirate jokes? The other pirate jokes? Yeah. Okay. Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate. No. Interrupting pirate who? Yar! Interrupting pirate. Yeah so it kind of, it’s- It’s all got to do with the “yar” A similar punchline. Except in that one “yar” isn’t, “you are.” ‘Cause in this one it’s “you are”, ’cause it’s like- Got it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, Yar! My girlfriend’s like, “who’s the prettiest girl in the world?” I’m like, “you are.” And then I thought, what if a pirate had a girlfriend? Wow. Yeah. He’d probably say just, yar. Yar, yar. I think this one has results. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. You know, relational. Yeah, right, yeah. Yeah. Oh no. my girlfriend loves it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, so. I bet she does. I gotta give it to Lucas, ya’ll. Oh cool. That wasn’t even, it’s wasn’t a contest. What? I didn’t know it was competition. No one explained there was a competition. Okay, you can give it whatever you’re giving. I don’t know what you’re giving. Credit, man. I think they all did great. You had the best joke. Thanks man, that’s- We were completely wrong about you. Which just means you’re all mysterious. Yar. Check out Link and his dad, Charles in the latest episode of “Dispatches From Myrtle Beach.” This season is filled with even more dirty jokes, funny stories and shagging. Available wherever you get your podcasts.