Welcome to Good Mythical More, no one. We’re glad to be doing the bare minimum today in this Good Mythical More because, as we firmly established, see, I can just stop and say, “I’m gonna scratch this itch.” You normally wouldn’t do that. I normally wouldn’t do that. Yeah. I would ignore it. Nobody watches on Thanksgiving, ’cause you’re doing– you have other obligations. We used to think that people would just sit down with their whole family, and this would be like when they watched with people who don’t typically watch. Like it’s an opportunity to introduce everybody. Mmhmm. To GMM. Yeah, and sometimes mythical beasts might bring that up and then everybody’s like, “Meh, football.” “Yeah, we can watch a parade.” “Oh, take a nap.” Let’s play Ready, Pet, Go! Okay. We look at your pet, and then we try to name it. This one is from Cinnamon Suga, which is not the name of the animal. Cinnamon Suga. So this is a Pomeranian– Look how big– Delicately licking a hot dog. That hot dog is, and how small that dog is. I don’t like this picture. Why not? He’s in a purse. I would say the hot dog part of it is the part that I don’t like the most. Darrell. Pom, is it a Pomeranian? Paul, the Pomeranian. Palmy, Palm, Face palm. Face palm-eranian. That’s pretty good. I’m just going with Darrell. Sheila. Toastie. Toastie is his name. Toastie is a good name for a little, little dog. Does it make you like him now? I liked him the whole time. I didn’t like the fact that he’s, like, barely licking that wiener. Well, he’s like, “I don’t know. If I start, am I gonna have to finish?” You know, he’s a little, he’s a little timid. And he’s in a– He’s in a purse. A tasseled purse. So again, #GMMReadyPetGo. Submit your animals. We’ll name them or try to guess their name. Let’s have some Photoshop fun. You don’t have to change the name. Just for us. You wanna see that there? Oh, Olivia, Olivia. Olivia Wilde, French Toast, French, Olivia. Olivia Wi– Did ya’ll even, did you explain what we’re doing? I mean, at this point it’s– Rye. Olivia Riled? No one’s watching. Okay. Olivia Rye. What is that? Well, these are all Thanksgiving foods and sides, That looks like– Rye isn’t typically on my– The butt end of a bread. It’s just bread. What’s the bread butt called? Is it a biscuit, Olivia Wilde Biscuit. That’s not a biscuit. Name a bread that– It’s a roll. One would, yeah. Wild, rye, rye. Olivia Wiroll. Wi, Wi, Wi, Wi, Wi, Wi, Oliv, Olive. Oh, Rollivia Wilde! There we go! Sometimes it takes a while. Oh, that’s just a roll? It’s just a roll. It’s kind of loaf-shaped. I like a square jaw on a woman. That’s a bit much right there, though. Rollivia Wilde, all right, let’s go again. Oh, gosh, who is that? Zendaya, Zend-eye-a, Zendooa? Pumpkin– How do you say her name? Pumpkin Spice– Zendaya. Spice-daya, Zen– Pumpkin-daya, Pum– What’s in the middle? Pum-zendaya. Eh, you, like, did that with your hand, too, as if you were revealing like a magic trick at the end. Pum-zendaya. Pumpkin. Carney said you got it. Pumpkin-daya Pie. Pumpkin-daya Pie, Pump-zendaya Pie. It’s a sweet potato pie, I bet. Oh, hold on, what’s that in the middle? Sweet Zenda-ter, potater. Potato. Sweet– Zenda-ter, Zen– So, if it was Zendaya. Zendaya, Zen-pie-ya. Yeah, there you go. Hold on– Just a Zenpieya? Just a Zenpieya? Hold on. It’s not a- I thought you pronounce her name Zendaya. I don’t know. We’re looking it up, but they’re splitsies back here. Zendaya. Zendaya. Zenpie. I always want to say Zendaya and then I always hear people saying Zendaya. No, but there’s a way that people always get it wrong. Yeah. And the last time this came up in the news cycle, somebody It is day. Yeah. And I was like I need to know this. Zendaya. Sorry. Zendaya. We– she’s the only one watching. Ironically. Now we’ve, we’ve totally like, not again. I come to you guys to know how to say my name. Stevie, what are you doing today? Well, I, okay, so if you are, if you ever find yourself at a Thanksgiving where you have, like, you have to go to your parents’ house or you have like aunt and uncles there like you have like extended family there. Okay. Do you not have times during the day where you’re all kind of just like, you’re like actively trying to leave the room from each other? Like you’re, I don’t know, like there’s always like down times in the day where it’s like let’s not spend this moment together. We don’t have to spend all 10 hours of the day together. I typically, yeah, whenever I do that, I typically like say you know what, I need to take a shower. I just, wherever, whose house I’m at, I just I’ll take a long shower. You mean if at a friend’s house? Yeah. Even at a friend’s house. Like, that’s what I’m doing. I need to use your shower. Right. I’m gonna be, I gotta wash all this ham burnt ham off my hands. Yeah, get all this black, this soot– Soot. off of my clothes and my arms. You know what I’ve, everybody’s, I just everybody was talking about me behind my back. I don’t know. I don’t know if anybody else was taught– Like, I’m– They’re like, what the? I’m very critical of all the Thanksgiving food because it’s you know, I’m really into food and so I’m just– I deserved it, man. I’m thinking about every dish and I’m like sometimes somebody, you know cause you’re always like determining who’s gonna bring what and sometimes it’s somebody is supposed to bring this thing that everyone’s depending on and they don’t get it quite right. What if you just– Jessie and I will talk about it later. What if you– what if you just said to me you know what, Link, this year can you just be the cutlery guy? I really need you to bring like some plastic cutlery. Plastic cutlery. Just in case we, you know that would’ve been a nice way to like redirect. Well your wife is an amazing cook and everything she brings is great. She didn’t have the heart to tell me. But I just think you just support her. Just find a way to support and empower her. Cause everything Christy makes is great. Yeah, that’s true. So, you know. I mean. Maybe she could make the ham. The broccoli. She makes this bomb broccoli casserole. Yeah, it is. Every– here’s the thing. I know everything– We only really have it for Thanksgiving. Everything that Jessie makes is gonna be great. Everything that Christy makes is gonna be great. Everything that Jenny makes is gonna be great because they’re all– Southern. Southern ladies that know exactly how to get this stuff right. But you get somebody who’s like, from like Minnesota you know, it’s like you never know what’s gonna happen. Sorry, Minnesota but you just never know what you’re gonna do and you’re gonna do something just a little bit weird. Stevie, are you smoking are you smoking an already smoked ham this year? No, I am doing like a little bit of an anti Thanksgiving this year and I’m going to Vegas, baby. Really? And it’s so weird. I don’t like Vegas, but there was something about it that just sounded like wrong and so right. Are you going– Just you and Cassie or friends? No, we’re meeting our parents there. Oh my goodness. Yeah, we’re doing a whole, whole thing. Are you gonna watch a show? Yeah, we’re going to a couple shows. I’m the, of course the producer of this trip and the itinerary is really filled out with transportation times between each activity that I’ve planned. What show are you gonna try to see? Well, you know, there’s a lot of cirque shows there. Yeah. Gotta see all those. You gotta see the ones where they’re they get a little like– Dirty. Almost gets to be stripping. I’m with my parents. Yeah, but here’s the thing, you can get away with it because– It’s the circus. in the context of the circus. It’s like, you see– I don’t wanna get away with it. What do you mean? I’m just saying if you I’m just saying you wanna see little free things happening. Well, I wanted to see I haven’t seen the Beatles. That’s the one I want to see. That sounds good. I have the record. Carney’s saying it’s good. Love. Isn’t it called love? Yeah. Yeah. So we’re gonna go see that. Are you doing a buffet on Thanksgiving? No. There is a restaurant that I would really like to go to for Thanksgiving, but I’m– I’m not gonna I’m not gonna spoil it. Right. Cause you don’t want people showing up right now. Right now? It’s like the pickle brine turkey. They got time to get there. No, why don’t you wanna spoil it? Well, I actually, I don’t know if we I have to wait to grab reservations, but it’s like this it’s styled after like a ’50s, ’60s like Copacabana type of vibe. So like you have to dress up and then there’s like jazz slash swing music playing in a lounge. And I don’t know, just sounded like kind of cool. Yeah, I think this is– I think you’re gonna have a good time. Are you gonna gamble? Hope so. You know a little bit, but I don’t know. I don’t know how to– how do you how do you decide when you’ve gone far enough when it comes to gambling? Cause I just– it makes me feel bad. You take a set amount of money. Yeah. And you say– But like how do you decide what that set amount of money is? That’s up to you. You search your heart. And then you take that set amount of money and you say, no matter what happens I’m spending this amount of money on this good time. And then you also, if you wanna be extra disciplined you go in and say, if this amount of money turns into this amount of money I walk away and no questions asked. Okay. I need to do that. Yeah. Premeditated. Yeah. That’s a good point. I’ll send you a pic of my ham. Oh gosh. Who is this? You’ll send me a picture of your ham? Yep. Who– I don’t even know who this person is. We’ve taken away too many features to recognize this person. Is this is– this is– It’s stuffing. It’s dressing. It’s stuffing or dressing, whatever you call it. Dressing is what more people call it. No, stuffing is what more people call it. This is the nanny Fran dressing. There we go. That’s Fran Drescher? Why is that The picture you chose, Twinkle Fingies? Yeah. That’s not a– Well you can’t say that’s not a flattering picture of her because you’re seeing key parts of her made into dressing. I wasn’t gonna say–. That’s not an indicative picture of her. [Crew Member Offscreen] Zen-de-yam. That’s what we should have done. Zen-da-yum. What? What are you saying? [Crew Member Offscreen] Zen-da-yam. Oh, a yam. Zen-da-yam. Yam. Yams. Yes, Zen-da-yams. All right, let’s hit another one. Uh-oh. Who is that? Cardi B or Cardi C? Is that Beyonce? It’s so hard to tell. Is that– that’s Cardi B. Yeah. Why does she look like the green M&M? She is, because you have M&Ms on Thanksgiving. Is that an apple? [Crew Member Offscreen] A Thanksgiving Apple. A Thanksgiving Apple. What is green on Thanksgiving? A green bean? No. Close. Peas. Yeah. Cardi P. Yeah. Oh, she’s one big pea. Her face is one big pea. Yeah, it is. That was– hey, that’s a good one. I like that. That’s my favorite. That is a good one. That is a good one. Since you’re not here watching, I’m gonna promote something else that you’re not gonna watch. You can celebrate Thanksgiving with me and my dad on Dispatches from Myrtle Beach. Yeah. The jokes are more grateful. The shagging is still shaggalicious. And it’s available wherever you get your podcasts. Wow. Okay. You know. Oh! Well that’s a turkey face. It’s a turkey. Oh my gosh. Somebody got turned into a turkey. Look at the– look at how the arm has become feathered. But in a– that is– this is a cursed image. It looks like– Oh my gosh. Rosie Perez. Is that– But I don’t know who it is. Was this a Chappy? [Crew Member Offscreen] This is Zach. Zach. You’ve really done something. Oh man. The flesh on the face of a turkey is just– It shouldn’t be put on a person. That’s for sure. Who– is that Alicia Keys? How did you– Alicia Turkeys. Get that? Yeah. How did you know that was Alicia Keys? Because of the piano? Yeah. You know, a woman playing a piano. It really narrows it down. Who are these jerks? The cap– The Property Brothers. It’s the Sprouse boys. It’s the Sprouse boys. Brussel Sprouse. Brussel Sprouse brothers. Oh, one of them was on our show. Brussel Sprouse Brothers. I mean– Cole Brussel Sprouts. Do you remember their names? Cole And Dylan? And Donovan. Donna? Dylan. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dylan and Cole Sprouts. We had– we had– which one did we have? Cole. We had Cole Sprouse. We had Dylan. We had Dylan. He’s the one with a shaved head, right? I don’t believe he– At the time Has a shaved head now. Yeah, but he was kind of in his bad boy phase when he was on GMM. That was part of it. Part of his, you know really solidifying that bad boy image was being on GMM. Rebecca is the one who brings the brussel sprouts to the yard. And she does a really good job. I don’t wanna sell anybody short. I accidentally propositioned her last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was such a weird thing. But every time I do it, Christy’s right there with me and she’s there to explain that I didn’t mean it that way. Yeah. It was completely unintentional. We had another friend who was talking about the versatility of the F word. Yeah. And he was making an argument that it was the most versatile word, not just curse word versatile word in the English language. It can– you can use it in so many contexts. It can be noun, verb, adjective any grammatical place that it can be situated in a sentence. You can use the F word in that way. And then he, in a sentence said– Yeah He said a bunch of– he said a litany. He was cursing someone out in a bunch– with using all the different way all the different places in the sentence. Right. Like F’n f u, u F. And then I was like or let’s f and I looked straight at her. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And she didn’t know how to respond. Yep. But I was just trying to say– Wait what did Christy say to clarify? She said he doesn’t mean that. There’s, yeah, right. Yeah. Yep. He doesn’t– he doesn’t mean that It’s the– it’s the second time it’s happened in three weeks, but he doesn’t mean it. Yeah. Right. I think as long as I don’t go for a third, third strike, I’m good. Yeah. Right. Just, you know. Okay, let’s move on. Smosh. Squash. Squash. Squash pit. No. What kind of squash? Try not to Smosh squash. Butternut Smosh. Yeah. Butternut Smosh. Yeah. Butternut Smosh. Oh, instead of squash. Why is Courtney’s face so much smaller? But she’s– she’s on the same plane with everybody else’s stools. That’s a good question. Who should we direct that question to? Chappy? [Crew Member Offscreen] I couldn’t like mar her beauty. Right. You, yeah, you didn’t wanna– You couldn’t mar her beauty. You can’t just put a big old squash on Courtney. Did you put her arm between her knees or is that something she was already doing? [Crew Member Offscreen] She was already doing that. Why would– why was she doing that? Is that when she used her knees to pull her hand off of her arm? No, that was that month where her left hand was doing things that she couldn’t– she didn’t want it to. Right. She had to pin it between her thighs. Okay. All right. I hate butternut squash. I’m sorry. I like a butternut squash soup. I thought you were gonna say you hated one of the four of them. Pick one. Which one do you hate? I like a butternut squash soup but only because there’s a lot of butter in it. Actual butter. Yeah. I’m an acorn squash fan. If you stuff the right thing in a squash you can get– like meat. If you stuff the right meat in a squash. Meat? Really? Yeah. We’ve had meat in a butternut squash before. Yeah. It’s like making– it’s taking the squash outta squash and putting meat in it. Okay. It’s definitely an improvement. 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