foreign what is the best hot chocolate that you can buy at the store heat up and then pour down your gullet dang hey let her have let her have her fun science dance man never ends let’s list them all let’s let’s uh okay I think we’re gonna be good at this Pixar movies Pixar movies Toy Story Toy Story 2 Toy Story 3 Toy Story 4 cars up cars two what there wasn’t one about planes what’s the one about feelings inside inside out inside out planes what was it called Planes Trains uh Monsters Inc oh that’s good uh Monsters Inc too no what’s it called monsters Monsters University he’s out he’s out man we suck it Pixar movies there’s other pics on Wally wall F and wall G yeah that’s right yeah yeah uh yeah what other what other Pixar movies come on keep it going um the longer we do it the longer Melissa’s got a date I just feel like Melissa could have her own Pixar movie you know Melissa got her piercing man Musa so listen I got that Pearson Melissa Melissa Melissa Jordan come on in here and help us out with this oh thank you Melissa Still Still she’s still she’s still slowly but slowly and there we I think that’s it I think it’s over come on a little bit more close both of y’all that was uh yeah that was impressive you know never seen a cow dance like that before wow you ever been cow tipping no okay no have you ever milked a cow no have you ever touched a cow nope I’ve never met a cow we used to chase Cows as kids me and red here cow tipping is a myth it’s not really a thing we’re brothers but uh Cow Milking is the thing I’ve done it and I’ve done it directly into my own mouth and how was it excellent okay but you didn’t actually you didn’t suckle the teeth no I squirted it doesn’t count right into my own mouth that’s a different thing that’s something that we’ve yet to do that uh you gotta have the right kind of wipes before you do that okay yeah yeah you can infect the cow oh I don’t know anything about wildlife oh really really all right not really you ever seen a bird I’ve seen a bird I’m actually pretty scared of birds I’m pretty scared of birds I’m also kind of scared of horses very scared of lizards specifically big lizards I’m scared of little lizards lizards can be tough hey there’s a frog in my garage this morning scary and that freaked me out a little bit I bet you know about hot chocolate give us some content I know a lot about hot chocolate I tasted pretty much every hot chocolate you can buy from the cheapest hot chocolates on the market to the fanciest hot chocolates on the market and these are the five best oh snap oh five best but you have one that you that you like the most I have a favorite but I’m shy I’m not gonna tell you immediately let’s see if we let’s see if we agree okay great let’s start with this one all right great value great value is this the cheapest one out of the five probably it’s up there with Trader Joe’s but we love Great Value as a whole we find that their products are indeed a great value look at these mugs oh really you you so you you you think highly of the of the Great Value brand yes shockingly great value does better than many other brand name products for us pretty regularly and look at how big this is this will last you the whole season hey there you go big last you a party these mugs are weird I like them very chic made with real cocoa no artificial sweeteners with marshmallows oh I didn’t mean to bump you there while you were drinking but I did it’s got marshmallows yeah and did we just have water to these or no that’s definitely just water milk and just water I know that you can add milk at home it’s fancier but it’s also more expensive and a little more time sensitive because milk goes bad so we wanted to kind of get the most accessible most natural version of the hot chocolate yeah I do feel oh we get relatively better if they were all with milk but this is a you know we’re going to get good results this way I didn’t hate it but there’s no way this is the best one it’s not creamy enough and I’m not saying that because it doesn’t have milk in it okay um and I I think that it I’m putting this in number five like I’d be really happy if you gave me this um on a camping trip maybe if you were to hand me this and say brother here’s some hot chocolate you know how you would do um I imagine that’s how you would do it yeah but I’d be like uh you know this is this is really this is tasty but that’s really upsetting you that that’s stopping it from closing time yeah you’ve been fidgeting with it for a while yeah and I see that there’s you can get a mellow if you want there’s the mush marshmallows the marshmallows in there but I didn’t see them floating in this well because I think it would be unfair how do you mean I think that they didn’t put marshmallows in ours because they thought it would be unfair huh I don’t know about that I think they probably just melted I think I think that all store about hot chocolates is that the marshmallows melted immediately yeah these kind of marshmallows you know the little lucky charms-esque kind of marshmallows are we calling this the number one slot or the number five slot from your perspective Stevie doesn’t that makes more sense to be number one yeah so let’s put this at number five okay and what’s next Nestle Rich milk chocolate hot chocolate it seems to promise quite a bit you know what I mean it refers to itself as classic you know Nestle is already doing things in the chocolate world that people respect they call they say that it’s rich made with real Nestle Coco okay you know Nestle brings it over 100 years I feel like that’s a couple of notches up in my personal opinion oh yeah oh yeah we have a friend who’s a little bit famous for her hot chocolate like famous amongst like you know three couples uh who had it um I thought it was gonna be a celebrity I was like tell me she makes her hot chocolate in a in a crock pot okay so love it when she brings her crock pot full of chocolate milk it’s so thick that’s nice and I feel like this is reminiscent okay in a way that the first one wasn’t I mean just personally that’s how awesome all right it feels like I should come to wherever that’s being given out and try it come get the chocolate crock okay if uh you know what if we had your number okay yeah we should work on that I’ll give it to you we should work on that I’m gonna write it down Nestle is in number one okay now so he’s number one all right this is yours or mine oh yours and that one’s mine I was trying to move them over I’m sorry yeah well keep it you know what okay what I want to do is I want to be able to like oh okay that way I can get back to it I feel nervous today I’m so nervous I feel nervous you want to just do a quick breathing that’s true yeah let’s just do that let’s just settle let’s just um let’s just take a minute close your eyes just Center yourself like uh uh put your feet flat on the floor feet find the floor just um close your eyes Stevie feel free to join us yeah or you can oh I’m I already am I already am and um we’re just gonna breathe in and if you don’t want to close your eyes you can keep a slight cross-eyed Focus like this you can breathe out you’re gonna concentrate on where your feet meet the floor and there really should be no room for distractions here except any sounds that you hear they’re just part of the environment okay they’re not to be resisted okay they just are just concentrate on if there’s any taste in your mouth Jordan just kind of taste that okay if any feeling on your shoulder and if you’re any sound of breathing if you’re being mean coming from some somewhere else just uh just uh yeah yeah and just uh whenever you’re whenever you’re ready you can come back to mail us not yet let’s not come back and now whenever you’re ready next hot chocolate let’s just kind of come back okay so now that was nice here we are I like that and what do we have here okay this is Trader Joe’s Trader Joe’s organic hot cocoa mix Trader Joe’s is known to deliver no the opposite uh yeah they don’t deliver they don’t do very well for us in general Oh I thought oh wait literally deliver no Trader Joe’s doesn’t deliver right that’s what I was oh gosh and just the smell of it alone where do I have one I thought yeah so that’s yours okay wait you like the smell or you don’t like the smell I highly dislike this milk oh interesting there is no smell that I can sense but this so this is like a sweater I do like the Box the packaging makes me think it’s going to be decent yeah I feel like you would wear the sweater that’s on the box oh good God that’s horrible I feel like this I feel like this hold on this is worse than gray value what is it dark is it too dark chocolatey it’s really really rich but almost too rich for me wow I don’t think it’s horrible it’s a weird taste okay I think it’s last place oh gosh okay it’s last place Jordan okay oh my gosh Jordan why is that so freaking bad I don’t know hold on but I think your taste is a little bit compromised right now because you know yeah I don’t I don’t what’s wrong with it I have a head cold just a little I’m sitting so close to you yeah well I mean yeah sorry no it’s sort of like I’m over it he’s on the tail end I’m not really all right I’m not breathing on you I’m not contagious I’m sorry all right he’s very sorry okay he’s very sorry with whatever happens all right I didn’t I didn’t you didn’t drink after me except for when I think you might have gotten mixed up but I might have gotten our cups mixed that has a classic smell to it maybe it’s because it’s Swiss Miss dark chocolate I love this packaging it is inviting but modern wow okay so that um that for me is very good but it’s not don’t think it’s as good as Nestle it’s mild it’s very it’s mild I think one surprising thing we found about hot chocolate is it is unbelievably mild when it comes from a package I think most people are thinking of a Starbucks hot chocolate a coffee bean hot chocolate something that is really rich this is not like that so I think you kind of have to realign your your taste buds the Nestle is so much thicker than the Swiss Mist I’ll tell you right now Great Value it gets better when I go back to it but that’s one observation I just make but okay yeah I’m gonna go back to the great value I don’t know a Swiss Miss or great value is better Swiss Miss is just slightly better so I’m gonna do this all right and then we have one more another another dark one no no not necessarily this is good and gather which is Target Brands sea salt caramel okay so it’s a little fancy a little fancy still very cheap though which I love interesting Packaging now this one’s obviously gonna taste totally different but is it going to be good really is the question it says just add milk the other ones say Just Add Water okay well we made them all with water so it’s kind of hedging sure what a wild card this is with that caramel taste and that salt taste I mean I like it delivers on it I I I I definitely like but I feel like you’d have to give me a warning okay yeah you’d have to I think it is this isn’t going to taste normal this is going to defy your expectations but once you do that I think it’s better than the Great Value in my opinion I think it really I you know what there’s part of me that thinks that Jordan may have ranked this at number two tell me why I don’t believe so because it’s really good for what it is okay if you if you’re into that much like me really good really good for what it is if you’re into it if you’re into it you’re looking for what it is um right man I I don’t really know how I feel anymore I feel like this is the first taste test we’ve done y’all seem really stumped kind of confused a little scared here’s what here’s what I will say I feel should we breathingly that I don’t like the Trader Joe’s okay I want to go back to that but I feel strongly about it okay it’s so bad okay it’s a disappointment but it’s so different it is than the rest of them look at they do that if for some reason you thought that that was like different in a good way you might have that on the side I can’t I can’t tell but it’s so different in a way that I don’t enjoy I feel like Nestle which is what was the third one we tasted or the second one third Nestle no third second well I can tell by tasting it second still my favorite Nestle is so good Jordan I hope you agree okay but this is the wild card for me the Swiss Miss versus salty sea salt caramel and I hate putting this so low because the Gap here it should just it should just be like Great Value was number one see man I feel like all three of these for me are almost interchangeable this one is my favorite and that one’s my least favorite but I’d like to lock in this ranking okay so let’s start with Trader Joe’s please tell me you hated it all right Trader she didn’t hate any of them man she liked all of these oh but you like I hate it okay keep in mind that Sports rankings are not just my personal preference we’re a whole team of people right well to that point my might I suggest we start with number one fine Stevie okay because I can see both rankings and I feel as if that would set us off on a very positive note okay yeah thanks Stevie hey Jordan what do you think about start with number one so Nestle classic Rich milk chocolate was number one on earth yes it’s so much better than everything else like it’s right by far do yourself a favor over 100 Years of Heritage yeah like they really do it’s heads Above the Rest absolutely there was such a huge gap between that one and all the rest of them to be honest there are four more five more on our list I don’t know why you would buy one other than that I don’t understand how are they doing it so much better like 100 I guess that’s 100 Years of chocolate memories I guess so memory yeah I guess so that’s what it says right here chocolatey memories chocolatey memories okay are we ready for number two yeah this is going to be a huge upset Trader Joe’s okay we need to understand let’s unpack this like I said I told you that this might be the case because it’s so different if you like the difference then you would put it you’d put it in a gap well it has an extremely dark chocolate flavor it does it’s a little unexpected my guess is that link you probably don’t love dark chocolate I don’t okay yeah everything I know about you makes that makes sense to me like my like my first name like your first name which is Charles ah yeah it is you’ve always known that about I’ve always known that about you and I love that about you this one tastes good it doesn’t taste bad and I will say respectfully as your employee you are I think wrong about this it doesn’t taste oh you’re fired okay all right I’m gonna go thank you so much um you know what I respect that it doesn’t taste bad it doesn’t taste bad it tastes I like hot I like Jordan stick to your guns go out in the blaze of glory yeah I I like dark chocolate I’m gonna crash my car into the building after this episode um dark no in a chocolate hey in a fun way very well a part of the building that no one’s in No One’s Gonna get hurt or immediately get out of the car it’ll be funny you know what you guys are being too sensitive I like it now I love it now you’re right yeah no but it’s good don’t drive a car I won’t that was a joke that was a joke I’m joking okay it tastes good it’s very dark it’s very interesting it has a lot of flavor and there are multiple people on the spork team that really prefer dark chocolate to a light chocolate so if you’re looking for a rich dark chocolate flavor Trader Joe’s is the way to go okay okay the more that I drink mix up the reasoning thank you the more that I change my mind because I don’t want her to drop anything well here’s the thing as someone who loves dark chocolate I think the reason that I don’t agree with your ranking okay is only because hot chocolate for me is a is like one of the ways that I enjoy milk chocolate like I don’t like milk chocolate like bars I like dark chocolate bars but something about making it a liquid makes me want it to be a little milky I wholeheartedly agree with you I don’t really want to drink a dark chocolate anything so this is not my personal preference but I think it is a lot of these that we tried taste like garbage they taste like nothing and this has a strong flavor it is I can only rank what I’m given right like I can’t invent a delicious hot chocolate yeah that’s not your role add a role is not to just make hot chocolate I bet you you put this third number three my personal favorite these are so cheap they’re Accidentally Vegan and they’re incredible they’re delicious they’re so good they have other flavors too peppermint double chocolate they’re all good but this one’s the best Accidentally Vegan yep meaning like they’re not intending to to sell a vegan product but it is vegan I I see what you mean I’m I’m totally with you here I personally don’t love sea salt caramel stuff but they nailed it I agree everything that she knows about you would have indicated that you would not like well I just feel like there’s a lot of things that you don’t like food wise what would you say are your top three favorite flavors or flavor profiles this is um okay um we’ll take it that’s number one Milky okay gooey and milky yeah and um uh saucy saucy but what kind of sauce I like peanut butter I like cereal and I like um just one more well you said a gooey thing you said a Milky thing and what’s the saucing thing you like you’re talking about um like uh it’s like talking to a child like ribs it’s like ribs okay you like pork ribs you like cereal you like pork ribs and you like peanut butter this could be a transcript from one of those interviews from the guy who interviewed the corn kid you know what I’m saying it’s just like what’s your favorite flavor profile gooey milky and Saucy and the next thing you know good the gooey milky Saucy song is blowing up there you go yeah all right get the corn kid on the show yeah okay no may I may I remind you that that you both had uh that one ranked at number three in your rankings yes we did we agreed perfectly aligned right well I think it was just moved actually no no it was it was pushed down when Trader Joe’s came in but you had Swiss Miss at number two and then yeah you’re right you’re right thank you all right number four above this well I’m gonna say so make a quick decision do it she likes Great Value more than that what do you think I have no way to know especially with what you said earlier that’s like I thought that the Great Value it could come up yeah all right we ready yeah number four is Great Value yes beat it it tastes good it has many marshmallows throughout the whole thing it’s gigantic it’s so cheap it’s practically free I love it so that leaves Swiss Miss at the bottom of this ones that are still worthy but I bet you that’s because it’s like expectations were high and it just didn’t need them absolutely and what I’ll tell you that was shocking to us is this is the only Swiss Miss worth buying classic Swiss Miss no thank you so oh wow what do you think is the number one seller Swiss Miss is sells more than Nestle my guess would be yes because when I think hot chocolate I think Swiss Miss I guess I would guess that it’s Swiss mess this is don’t make fun of me no no I’m just saying no no I’m just a guest here no I just was saying that it was a cool rhyme scheme and I was just repeating it my guess what’d you say I don’t know my guess is yes what you said my guess is yes it would be somebody take her keys this is what I wanted I wanted to create a power Dynamic um putting me at the top oh yes this is our this is our our worst but that’s these are our best emphatically agreed Nestle take it home oh Nestle has a cocoa plan what yeah it says Nestle Coco plan I’ll I’ll report back to see more of the best hot chocolates the sport 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