Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Can you smell your way to correct wine answers? We think we can. That’s what we’re gonna be doing. What fruit used… What fruit made the wine, based on smell? Let’s do a freeze frame. I held my arm ’cause I’m not good with the spinning. I’m not ready to give it up. Okay. But, you’re losing confidence? I’m losing confidence in- I feel that that was one of your better spins. I know, I’m trying, but… Shoot, man. So, we have to give all these wines back- I’m a bit discouraged. Because we’re going to put our blindfolds back on. And then they’re gonna bring ’em in one by one, and we’re gonna smell ’em and see what fruit they’re made from. And now, this is not wine. This is caffeinated yerba mate, which I earned. There’s three cans in here, so you can have the leftovers. But, you would never drink three cans in one sitting, that would be crazy. Mm-mmm. I’m gonna drink a third of this. Did you know wine was made from fruit? Yeah because when I came over to your house that day in high school, and you were like- That’s right, I was hoping you would say this. “Look in this secret closet where the hair conditioning unit is.” The hair conditioning unit. My family had a hair conditioning unit, which answers a lotta questions, you know? You tried to make wine out of a- I did make wine! Like a three-liter bottle usin’- Shout out to Jeff Altree, wherever you are. Usin’ strawberries? Strawberries and bananas. Strawberries and bananas. We took it camping. I was thinking about- We were very disappointed. The Anna Carter, “Strawberry and banana wine!” Deana Carter, Deana. Deana? Well, I call her Deana. Alright. ‘Cause I know her well. That got one reaction, and it was from Emily. Emily’s like, ” Yes.” That was, man… That was like our- The hot July moon saw everything. That was like our junior year in high school. Yeah. First taste of love. Oh, I need to put this down. Okay, you ready for the first smell? Yup. Yes. So, we’re thinking fruit here, fruit. Is this goin’ in my hand? Is there one or two of these? I think we’re gonna waft it under your noses, and there are two. Okay, so we’re not gonna even be able to touch it. Yeah, let’s- Is it under there? No, let’s bring it in now. Okay, smell away. Smell away. Ooh, that smells good. I mean, if that’s not what I think it is, then I don’t know what I think it is. Hold on, is it still there? Yup. That’s gotta be what I think it is. If that’s not what I think it is… You immediately think it’s somethin’? Then I don’t know what it is. If that’s not what I think it is, I don’t know how I can- Yeah, just leave it there. Is it goin’ away? Who is there, KG? No, it’s me, hi. Who is there? Vi. Yeah. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there behind my home? Come out of the dark, you scoundrel! Vi, are you wearing hand lotion? Yes. Ooh, good, good, good! Vi’s throwin’ me off with her hand lotion. Yep. I was like, “Man, this wine smells like some good hand lotion.” You gotta have sterile hands. Okay, you wanna guess? Yes. Three, two, one. Strawberry. Strawberry! Yeah. Alright, I still got it. That’s good stuff. I’ve still got it! Now, you can’t drink it. If you wanna drink it, you gotta step… Now, we can show it to you, we’ll show it to you. Link, on your side. Oh, that is a cool- But, if you wanna drink it- That’s a cool thing. You gotta go off the field. Juicy, huh? You can’t drink on the field of play. What’s the alcohol percentage? “Semi-sweet sparkle strawberry.” Like, what’s the alc… What is it called? You know. The ABV? 12. It smelled like 12. 6.5. Oh, yeah. So, is that lower? So, it’s kinda like beer. Yeah, a little lower. That’s really low. Can you even call that wine? It is a product of Italy, and it is semi-sweet. “Juicy.” I bet that’s better than anything we just tried, you know? It certainly smelled better. It smelled so sweet, how could it only be semi-sweet? Let’s leave it over there, next to- I tried a wine there made of tangerine peels. Tangerine peels? Peels? Peels. Peels. Peels. Peels, well the flavor’s in the peel. Well, there’s a beer… The beer that you’re supposed to drink out of the hexagonal cup. What type of… And it’s a citrus beer. It’s like a fancier, older- Double fermented? No. Man, what is that? You’re supposed to drink out of a hexagonal… Hefeweizen? It’s like a Blue Moon, but it’s older and- Expired Blue Moon. More Scandinavian. Northern Lights. Arctic Circle. I just wanna- Can you just search, “Beer to drink out of a hexagonal glass”? Can we talk about like, how cool you look drinking outta that glass? I mean, it just- Well, it’s our grooming, Stevie. It’s what? It’s our grooming. Oh okay, that has a double meaning. Huh? Okay, yeah, yeah. It’s our grooming. We’ve been grooming each other for this moment. You want us talk about, about our grooming while we wait for that… No, no. But yes, I do want you to. But no, I was just saying you look really cool. The only reason we look good is because of the products we sell. Because of our grooming. Because we groom ourselves with… I use the clay pomade in my hair. But if you want something a little more malleable, you can use the original pomade. If you have a beard, you can use the Beard Bomb. I do. And then, if you wanna comb your hair, you can use the “Mythical” comb. I have. Which has been tested on Stevie’s head, every single one of ’em. Yeah. Also, that’s a brush. But, we do have a comb. Yup, that was a brush. And then, yup, and there’s a musical comb. Now, I’ve been criticized multiple times for the way I do this, I wanna point that out. And you can get the sack too. I don’t know where I saw it. The “Mythical” sack. It was passed along to me that what I needed to do was to just run my finger across this without stopping. I did it backwards. And I always do that too. It is better just to do that. That’s our theme song, y’all. Thanks for the tip! That’s our theme song. I wanna do it again, I wanna do it again. So, did you find it? Hoegaarden. Hoegaarden Belgian White Ale. White Ale, Hoegaarden. You’re not supposed to go. I think they use tangerine peels. Peels. Peels. For that. You, who’s there in the Hoegaarden? Who’s there? Welcome to my Hoegaarden! Step out from behind the bush! All the hoes bring their bushes to my garden. Alright, I thought about it and I said it anyway. Alright, let’s smell something else. Ooh. Ooh. Ugh, what? Cough syrup. Ay! What? Okay, I know what this is. Hold on a second. I gave it away. I think I know. I think I know. Three, two, one. Cheery. Banana! Oh, you’re right, it’s cherry. Banana? No, you’re both wrong. Oh. Boysenberry, it’s a berry. It’s- It’s red. A fruit that you typically eat dry. Prune! Yeah, yeah. I mean, a plum. Plum. Yup, yup, it’s plum wine. Take a look at that, Rhett. That is a pretty bottle. Look at that. Like, if you had to be friends with this bottle or this bottle, and for the rest of your life, it was your only friend, which bottle would you be friends with? Yeah, I definitely think the plum bottle. Yeah. This would be fun for a night. Juicy’s a bit extra. Right. This would be good for a lifetime. Right. You have a permanent place in my Hoegaarden, plum wine. That, I mean, look at that. It didn’t smell that great. “Plum flavors and caramel.” It had a richness to it, it had a richness to it. Takara. It’s actually- What’s the percentage on that one, is it comparable? 12. You know what? Okay. I want a friend that’s 12- Hold on, this is sake. Not a friend that’s six and a half. This is not… Well, it says, “Premium white wine,” but Takara is a sake company. It’s made out of Berkeley, California. Straight outta Berkeley. So, is sake considered white wine, or- I thought sake was just a rice wine. [“Mythical” Crew Member] Yup. Yeah, so if it’s not rice, then it can’t… But, it’s made by the people who bring you sake. “From the people who brought you sake.” Yeah. Plum wine. From the people who brought sake to your Hoegaarden. Right. Right. So, this one’s better. This one’s in number one. Number one! Okay. We’re ranking these based on- Hey listen, we got ranking in our blood, man. You give us stuff, we’re gonna rank it. We gotta ranking in our blood. Okay. Oh. This is a very dry wine. Mild, mild smell. This is a fruit that you wouldn’t expect to make a wine out. It just smells like a white wine to me. It smells like a sauvignon blanc. I’m getting a headache. Can my nose get drunk? No, not on YouTube. Can I get an olfactory hangover? I feel like I’m gettin’ a nasal hangover. You probably could sniff enough… You could probably sniff enough because- I think my head must be hurtin’ because of the helmet. Oh yeah, it was the helmet head. And not wearing my glasses. Like, taking my glasses on and off… Boy, I am really feeling sorry for myself today. What is that? Somebody has to. It’s something that doesn’t have a lot of bottom to it. It’s a top-heavy fruit. Um… You know what I’m saying? It’s not very sweet. Yeah, I was saying it could be a little- So, it’s something that comes from a family that’s not super sweet. Okay. I think it could be a sourness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Orange. Raspberry. Orange. Link is in the right- Blackberry? Yeah. Yeah, blackberry. Okay, it doesn’t- Yeah because of the sourness, but it wasn’t citrusy. Oh, this is Mani… Manischewitz! Manischewitz. We first learned about this- Manischewitz makes a blackberry wine? Yeah, I knew you’d perk up. I knew the Levi… Levine. Levine. I knew the Levine would perk up. The Levine? Huh? Is your Levine perking, Stevie? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is your Levine peeking through? Jessie’s… Jessie. Stevie’s vine… I was trying to make- Alright. I was trying to make vine in the Hoegaarden. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The vine in the Hoegaarden. Yup. You haven’t had this though? Larry King first introduced us to the Manischewitz. Oh, he did. May he rest in peace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he did, yup. I think he had it in his hand when he went. He had a bott… The rumor has it he had a- “Blackberry Manischewitz”- He had bottle of Manischewitz in his hand. “Kosher for Passover.” 11% by volume, if you wanna know that. Yeah, I gotta keep it under control. This is my numero uno. I got a soft spot. You think it’s better than Takara plum? Well, we’re not tasting any of ’em, but yeah. You think it smells better? Yeah. Would you wanna be friends with with… I definitely wanna be friends with the Manischewitz. You know? Oh wait, I need the percentage. When I die, I wanna see Larry Ling. What’s your afterlife called, Stevie? What? Sheol. Sheol? Don’t you go to Sheol? Sh’ol? You go to Sheol, right? No, they’re saying what’s our afterlife called? You might go to Abraham’s bosom, I don’t know where you’re gonna go. Come on, Stevie. Sheol is Hell. No, no, no. No, no. No. It’s just a place of death. I’ve never heard that word in my entire life. Well, you ain’t been reading your Bible. And I have Jews around me right now. Y’all don’t know about Sheol? None of y’all Jews go anywhere when you die, do you? Just be honest. This is it for y’all. What’d you say, Carney? We go to the Hoegaarden. The Hoegaarden. Leviticus 27:11- Abraham’s bosom. “And all shall enter into the Hoegaarden.” Wait, you didn’t give the percentage. 11, I said! Oh, I’m sorry, I missed it with Sheol. And then, I repeated it. That’s honestly higher than I would think for Manischewitz wine, you know? Yeah ’cause above 10’s not kosher, right? What? Isn’t Sheol Hell in like, Christian circles though? No. The term? Somebody Google, “Sheol, S-H-E-O-L.” It’s in the “Old Testament,” and it’s like basically, the concept of Heaven and Hell did not exist in the “Old Testament,” which is one of the reasons that- Y’all don’t know where you’re goin’. You know, the Jewish folk don’t talk about it. Yeah, we didn’t talk about Heaven and Hell, yeah. And the Christians adopted it from the Greeks anyway, so it’s not like they made it up either. So it’s like it was just a new idea, and then we really went with it, us Christians. But, the Jews had a place that you went, but it was kinda just like… You kind of just go into just a… Oh, we have an abstract here all of a sudden. “Several dozen times throughout scripture, meaning the Bible, the word Sheol appears with reference to the afterlife. The ‘Old Testament’ portrays Sheol as the bunker of humanity’s enemy, the devil, and the exilic wilderness away from the promised land. Yet, Sheol is also under God’s authority, and ‘Old Testament’ saints testified to his power to raise people up from the depths of Sheol! In Jesus, God did just that. He entered the realm of the dead himself”… Okay, this is becoming… I think… Okay. This is from a professor of Oklahoma Baptist University- Okay, yup. Who is taking a Christian perspective and projecting it back onto the “Old Testament.” Yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta go with the… We need a Jewish understanding of Sheol, not Oklahoma Baptist University’s understanding. Yeah, come on. So, you gotta go to Jewgle. Yeah, that’s where you gotta go. That’s where you gotta go to figure this one out. I can’t believe I didn’t get a laugh outta you for that one. I mean, that’s my best joke of 2023. Jewgle. And you know what? It’s very- Okay, ask a rabbi, “Is Sheol Hell?” “Sheol is of uncertain etymology. It was a place where those who had died were believed to congregate. Jacob, refusing to be confronted at the death of Joseph says, in ‘Genesis,’ chapter 37, verse 35, ‘I shall go down to my son as a mourner to Sheol.’ Sheol was very deep”… “Proverbs,” 9:18. “And it marks the greatest possible distance from Heaven.” Well, because the Jews believed in a resurrection at some point, but no one was there. Oh. They would all be raised at some point. “Sheol is described as a land with gates and divided into compartments. All the dead meet there, and it is a place of silence. It’s not a bad place, nor is it necessarily the equivalent of Hell.” That’s right- “The idea that a person does not go to Sheol until gathered unto their fathers was taken literally. The dead bones were sometimes carried”… Scroll it. Is that a screenshot? It looks like a PDF. “Dead bones were sometimes carried around until families could share the same grave, i.e. the cave of Machpelah, where Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob were buried.” Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob were buried together. Bacob. “To be buried with one’s fathers was important in early biblical narrative and in other cultures.” So you could like, group up. It was like getting a Groupon in the Sheol. I think it’s so that when you’re all raised, everybody’s like, “Oh, you, you, I know you.” Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it’s like, “If we all get reanimated, I wanna be with some familiar people.” Be with people you know. Okay, this checks out. Yeah, there you go. Your little Bible lesson for the day. Alright. Let’s start doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let’s start doin’- How about a whole new channel? What day is this, Friday? Every Friday- You’ll it “Good Friday.” We’re gonna do a little… We’re gonna do a little religion thing, and we’re not gonna be exclusive to any one religion. Every religion gets equal play. Gets a little bit of curiosity. Yeah, right. Let’s smell some more wine. Let’s smell… Yeah, who are we, man? I don’t know, how did this show get made? Okay. Yeah, every Friday, “Good Friday.” “Good Friday.” Belief, we’re in the belief zone. Oh! Well, that smells good. Ugh! It smells good to you? Yeah, and I think I might know what it is. Ugh! Oh, yeah! Ugh! Oh, yeah! What smells… Ugh! I like that wine. What? Ugh! Why do you like it? Oh ’cause when you know what it is, you’ll love the fizz. Is it stink? Is that what it’s happenin’ around here? No, no, no. Is it stink? No, it’s not cheese wine or something like that. I think I know what it is. Are you gettin’ excited with the stink? Yup, I like it. Three, two, one. Tangerine. Orange! It’s orange. Yeah. That’s what orange wine should taste like. Ugh. Earl Stevens. “Orangesicle.” Wait, can I smell that again? Well, that is a… Look at the coloring on this, guys, good grish. It smells exactly like a dreamsicle. It doesn’t to me. It smells like- I smell the vanilla. I think that’s what I’m reacting to, the vanilla part. Oh, yeah. “A crisp and refreshing sparkler. Ideal for any occasion. Best served with friends.” Don’t drink this by yourself. Don’t don’t get caught dead. You would be so pathetic if you drank this alone. With a big bottle of orange wine. Just turnin’ up the orangesicle. Alright, Stevie, you wanna know the ABV? Yeah. 11.50. Oh, okay. Ooh. Creepin’. Produced and bottled in a Lodi. Oh. “Stuck in Lodi again.” Lodi, California. That’s has a wonderful pallor. I’d be friends with that bottle. How friendly would you get with it? I mean, I would hang out with this bottle. This bottle would be the kinda friend that maybe we would be in a text thread with a couple of other bottles. And I’d say if they were in town for Thanksgiving, I’d be like, “Yeah, come on over.” Alright, to Sheol we go. It’s not necessarily a bad place. It’s just a place where the dead gather. Unleash your legendary style with our line of Mythical Grooming and Personal Care products. Available at amazon.com/mythical.