GMMore 2309: We Play Mind Meld: Childhood Memories Edition

Welcome to “Good Mythical MORE.” Ha, I’m looking at this newborn baby. I wonder if that baby’s named after you, Stevie? Or just you didn’t do anything to make them not name their baby Stevie. So in the least, you didn’t stop them from going with that. Well, that’s, I mean, that’s not a very charitable view of this situation. That even, I’m just saying- Even worst case scenario. I think that baby is named after Stevie. Coincidence. It’s purely a coincidence. Full stop. It’s not coincidence. That they made that video. That’s not even on the table. Sent it in, yeah. But the baby could have been named after you. So- The baby is named after her. Probably. Welcome to “Good Mythical MORE.” We’re gonna find out one day when they meet. We’re gonna find out one day when they meet. Right. And we’re gonna wait here till that baby grows up. That’s what this MORE is. That’s right. Now, we’re gonna play a game of mind meld. How much- What if we did that? Do we think about the same word when presented with the same prompt. We stay on the internet until that baby became an adult. We will. In order to drive itself 16, drive itself from Wilmington to California to meet Stevie. And this was a 16-year long “Good Mythical MORE.” And every, I mean, everybody just left and it was just me and you and Stevie. And we probably need Morgan. Morgan. Well, we need everybody. You’re gonna do it like that? No, I’m just saying that at some- Who do we really need? At some point, no one would be watching. We couldn’t pay anybody. Oh. But we need, I mean, we gotta make sure that it keeps happening, you know. Technically, it keeps happening. Well, the thing I’m most concerned about is Stevie, you’ve got to remain the type of person worthy- Yeah. Of your name, sir. And your personality’s gonna change a lot- No. If you’re staying in this room for 16 years. No, they already named the baby and they can’t change it, so- But you don’t wanna disappoint, Stevie. You’ve gotta live up to having a baby named after you. Yeah. Okay. You cannot disappoint Stevie. It’s a heavy burden. I expect to visually see you carrying it every time I look at you. Yeah. But first, before the 16-year long “Good Mythical MORE,” we’re gonna play, “Who you talkin’ about?” We’re gonna read a comment that one of you made about one of us, and guess who it was about. This one is from Eloise Swinton. “The whole crew’s disappointment/horror at blank not knowing Paramore.” Well, neither one of us could name that Paramore. This could be one of us. ‘Cause I remember that- I know Paramore a little more than you do. But I remember this moment. This was like- What’s that mean? I know Paramore a little more than you do. Like what? It’s like the yeah, maybe, or no, maybe that Trevor did a second ago. It’s like, you know them, yeah, maybe. Like, I remember we were being shown pictures and I felt like I knew a little bit more that that was Paramore than you. Yeah, if you had told me that Paramore was like a, you know, female fronted rock band, I would be like, “Oh, I didn’t…” Yeah, I didn’t know. I think that is what happened. It’s Rhett. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were gonna say, Yeah, there it is. “Yep. Rhett not knowing Paramore.” I do now though, they’re everywhere. Let’s see. I mean, they’ve really made a comeback. Is there a clip? What is Paramore? Like, what do they sing? Take off the jacket right now. Could you tell me? Uh-uh. Yeah, you know it a little bit more. You tell me, uh-uh. Not a chance. Not a chance. I was just like, “Don’t pull me in, uh-uh, don’t pull me into this.” Oh, that’s it, well, okay. That makes sense. Uh-huh. Alright. You know how to play mind meld? Yeah, give it to us. I love this. Okay, well, for the people who are watching who don’t know how to play, I’m gonna give you a category. You’re gonna each independently think of a word in your head, on the count of three, you’re gonna say that word and then we’re gonna keep doing it until you say the same word. Mind meld. This might last 16 years. Yes. No, it won’t. Okay, the first- Now, We can do this. We’re good at this game. Category is- Look at me. Well, you don’t… Okay, you can look at each other, sure. Prom night. Three,, two, one. Sex. Getting none. I said getting none. So we said the exact opposite. Oh, what are we gonna do now? Three, two, one. Condom. Tux. I said tux. What’d you say, Link? Tux. No, okay. So now, we’re supposed to take the two words that we just said and try to find what to sync. You forget about prom, you take the two words that we said. So Link doesn’t know how mind meld works. So just to clarify. We don’t keep trying to go by the prom. You’re trying to say the same word. But I, a little bit know who Paramore is. Yeah, you do. Okay, so you have condoms So now, I’ve condoms And tux. And you said tux. Okay. When I say condom… Three, two, one. Boy. Wrap up. Boy? If you got a tux and a condom, that’s a boy. It’s wearing that probably. No, it’s a boy. I mean- It’s twisted. A man, but not, I mean, you know, like you’re in prom. You don’t call it like a 17-year-old boy a man. Okay. Three, two- Hold on. Where are we at now? I told you we’re great at this. Wrap up and boy. Wrap up and boy. All right. Three, two, one. Sheets. Pillsbury. Pillsbury sheets. All right. Three, two, one. Cookie. Crescent rolls. Oh. Oh Sheets, the sheets, the cookie. Oh, cookie, yeah, you’re right. Three, two, one. Bake. He said . All right. I was gonna say tin, like the tin that it comes in, the tin. Don’t lean back so far, I don’t like them looking in the back of my head. You said, okay. Bake and tins. Bake and tins. Hold on, hold on. Okay, got it. Got it. Three, two, one. Cupcake. I can’t think that fast. Let’s do it again. Baked and tin. Yep, yep. Three, two, one. Cupcake. Muffin. Come on, man. Hmm, okay, sorry. All right. I said muffin, you said… Okay, okay. Three, two, one. Bread Bakery. Bread, bakery. Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Three, two, one. Dozen Loaf. All right. A loaf and a dozen. Okay. Three, two, one. Donut Eggs. Oh. Dozen donuts or donuts or bread. Donut and eggs. Hold on. All right. Three, two, one. Circle. Round. Oh! Okay, okay. Round circle. Circle. Okay. Three, two, one. Oval. Sphere. Don’t go 3D, man, go 2Ds. Sphere and oval. Sphere and oval. Oval and sphere. Oval sphere. Three, two, one. Globe. Egg. Oval sphere is a egg, man. ‘Cause this is spherical. Oh, okay, you said earth, I said egg. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Mother. Chicken. Mother chicken. We got this. We got this, Rhett. No, no, no. No, don’t screw this up, man. We got… Don’t you screw it up. Okay, okay. Three, two, one. Hen Hen. Mind meld. All right, all right. You ever seen to go that fast? All right, let’s do another one. This is so much hard. Ready? The category is wildlife. And here we go. Wildlife. Wildlife. Three, two, one. Deer. Monkey. Three- Hold on, hold on. Deer, monkey. Three, two, one. Mammal. Zoo. Mammal zoo. Zoo. Three, two, one. Teeth. Zookeeper. Zookeeper teeth. Zookeeper teeth. Okay. Three, two, one. Woman. Woman. Mind meld. That was quick mind meld. All right, again. Zookeeper teeth. The category is college. College, college. College. College. College. Okay Here we go in… College. Three, two, one. Learning. Jesus. Okay, learning Jesus. Okay. Three, two, one. Bible. Seminary. Oh, come on, you went all the way. Come on, man. You went all the way to- We’re on our way to Bible. Bible seminary, okay. Three, two, one. Conservative. Preacher. Oh. Conservative preacher. Conservative preacher. Conservative, conservative preacher. Conservative preacher. Okay. Three, two, one. Joel Osteen. Stick in the mud. Joel Osteen. Joel Osteen. Stick in the mud. Stick in the mud. Joel Osteen, stick in the mud. Three, two, one. Texas. Monster truck. Monster truck Texas. Monster truck Texas. Okay. Three, two, one. Grave digger. State fair. Grave digger, state fair Grave digger, state fair. Okay. Okay. Grave digger, state Fair. I got something. Three- Okay. Two, one. Demolition Derby. Dorton arena. Ah. Ah. Dorton arena Dorton arena. Demolition Derby. That’s where it happens. Dorton Arena and Demolition Derby. Oh gosh, what are we gonna do now? Oh, what are we gonna do now? Dorton arena and Demolition Derby. Three, two, one. Wreck. Crash. Oh! Oh. So… Okay, crash and wreck. All right. Wreck and crash. Got it. Three, two, one. Car. Injury. Car. Car injury. Car injury. All right, all right. Three, two, one. Ambulance. Seat belts. Ambulance’s seat belt. Okay. Ambulance’s seat belt. Three, two, one. EMT. Safety. Oh. Safety EMT. Safety EMT. Safety EMT. Safety EMT. Safety EMT. Okay. Safety EMT. Three, two, one. Rescue. Doctor. Doctor rescue. Doctor rescue. Okay. Three- Doctor rescue. Two, one. Medic. ER. ER medic. ER medic. Okay. Three, two, one. Wait. Military. Wait? Like waiting room? You gotta wait. Wait on the military. You don’t have to wait on a medic, man. They’re there. Wait military? Wait military, all right, yes. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, wait… Yep. Just throwing away with everything and just taking these two. I’m doing those Okay, okay. I’m playing the game we’re playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three, two, one. Draft. Press. Military press. Oh. Weight military. You think you’re… Draft. Draft? So now, it’s draft and press. Draft press. Press and draft. Draft and press. Draft and press. Press and draft. Huh, okay. Press and draft. Press, draft. Okay. Three, two, one. Beer. Engineer. Draft beer? What do you press with beer? To get the draft beer to come out and you press it. All right. Ah, engineer and beer. Engineer and beer. Ah, oh, what do… Hold on, wait, one second. You must’ve got… Okay. That’s… I get it. Three, two, one. Brew… Brewmaster. Master. That’s the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, brewmaster. I heard you say, what’s the guy but I was already thinking brewmaster. Brewmaster. That was pretty good. Mind meld. Mind meld. All right. Let’s do another one. First of all, I wanna remind you, check out Sporked. We’re constantly adding new taste test and rankings for stuff that you can buy at the grocery store over at sporked.com. This is a tool, this is a resource, so that you know the best of what to buy so you don’t miss out on it and waste your money on crap. Best keto desserts. Yeah, yeah. Best vegan shredded cheese. What? Best whole grain cereal. If you want, if you’re into more diet conscious and not at all diet conscious rankings, head over to sporked.com. We got ’em all. Mind meld. Your category is technology. Three, two, one. iPhone. Robot. iPhone robot. iPhone robot. iPhone robot. iPhone robot. Okay. Three, two, one. Metal. I, Robot. I, Robot. The movie? Yeah, the movie. What’d you say, meadow? Or is that a TV show? I, Robot and metal. Metal. I, Robot and metal. Metal, I, Robot. Metal and I, Robot. It’s a TV show, right? No, it’s a movie. Oh, what was the TV show with the guy who played Freddie Mercury? Mr. Robot. Mr. Robot. Mr. Robot. I, Robot and metal. Thanks, David. Okay. Three, two, one. Soundtrack. Jetsons. What? Jetson soundtrack. Okay. Three, two, one. Meet. Sixties. What’d you- Meet. That’s the first… That’s the first note and word of the Jetsons’ theme song. Okay. Meet. Okay. All right. George Jetson. So it’s a… It’s a note and the word sixties. But it’s meet. Meet sixties. But it’s meet. Meet. Yeah. George. Yeah. Three, two, one. Ham. Woodstock. You’re like meat from the sixties would be ham. Yeah, yep, yep. Ham and Woodstock. Okay. Three, two, one. Snoopy. Meat Loaf. I don’t know if Meat Loaf performed at Woodstock. I don’t think he did. Snoopy and Meat Loaf. Snoopy and Meat Loaf. Snoopy and Meat Loaf. Okay. Three, two, one. Salty. Peanuts. If you made Snoopy in a meatloaf, I do think it would be salty. Salty peanuts. Salty peanuts. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. PayDay. Coca-Cola. Oh. We both said a brand. PayDay and Coca-Cola. PayDay and Coca-Cola. Okay. Three, two, one. Snacks. Sweets. Sweet snacks. Snacks sweets. Sweet snacks. Sweet snacks. Sweet snacks. Snacks. Sweet snacks. Sweet snacks. Okay. Three, two, one. Candy. Gummy bears. Sweet snacks, candy. I’m sorry, I screwed that one up. Gummy bear candy. Gummy bear candy. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, gummy bear candy. Gummy bear candy. Three, two, one. Haribo. Haribo. Hey! How many people get to Haribo? Mind meld. You ever seen that? You never seen something like that. Now, lightning round. Okay. Yeah, yeah, you can’t… No time to think. Category is… Wait, what? No time for us to think. You just three, two, one, we say it Okay. And then three, two, one, then we say it. Category is wedding night. Three, two, one. Sex. Sex. No time to think. 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