Welcome to Good Mythical More. Stevie’s gonna give us a food and then we’re gonna see if we can guess what the other person’s ideal serving of that food is. Look at this. I got Gifticality. Oh yeah, you do. And then right under it, Gifticality. Woo. Double Gifticality. But we’re still giving $1,000 to Equality Now to aid in their mission to achieve legal and systemic change that addresses violence and discrimination against women and girls around the world. Please join us in giving at EqualityNow.org/donate. Thank you for being your mythical best and donating. So it’s kinda like the Newlywed Game. We have these whiteboards. It’s only gonna go one direction each round, right? What? Why’d he get the big- Why’d he get the big logo? Oh. What are you guys trying to say? You feel like ’cause he doesn’t understand percentages, he needs a little, little boost with a, with a big logo? Actually, it’s the same size, if you… Oh, can you make ’em the same size? You gotta get closer. There you go. You gotta get closer to it. Do you think those are the same size? Man. That’s the same size, isn’t it? Isn’t that the same size? That’s the same size. That’s the same size. That’s such fun, camera tricks. You had enough of that, Stevie? No, actually I really enjoyed that. I’m still thinking about the boneless wing thing. It’s kind of hard to believe, isn’t it? I just, because the thing is is like, I know that wing meat is white meat. It technically is white meat. But! It’s different. It’s different, it tastes different than a breast. And you’re a breast guy, Rhett. And so I feel like that’s why you accept the boneless wings in your life, and I just, I don’t know, I have a hard time with it. It is drier, no doubt about it. But again, the reason I like breast meat, and I eat the whole chicken, I don’t actually, like, I don’t- A lot of people like white meat. In fact- Your chicken portion is a whole chicken. Most people that I know- One. that are white meat people actively dislike dark meat because it’s like, muscly and grimy or whatever. I’ve got, I’ve got- But I actively like dark meat. I don’t like white meat. I’ve got friends, ’cause I’m famous for my Nashville hot chicken sandwiches. “I’ve got friends because I’m famous.” And I do- On the Internet. I do thighs for those, but I have a friend who wants me to do a breast or a tenderloin or two for her, because she doesn’t, that’s how much she dislikes dark meat. And you know what you did? The last time we got together, you only made white meat chicken sandwiches, and- I didn’t make chicken sandwiches. You’re wrong. The Super Bowl party, I chose to make chicken tenders. Not, it wasn’t a sandwich night. It was making, it was tender- That’s right. ’cause it was finger food and dipping. And by the way, they were good. Well she boned us. They were good. That’s all I’m saying. They were good, and they’re not supposed to be compared to the sandwich meat. I just missed the sandwich. If she wasn’t there, would you have- Overwhelmingly Americans prefer white meat chicken over dark, and I’m not, listen. That’s not a surprise. I’m not, I’m just saying I like it because it’s so much chicken together in one bite and I like to eat so fast. Yeah. But the ease with which you can eat that, those little boneless wings, which are tenders. Just tenders. They’re just tenders. They’re just tenders. What was the percentage split on that? Like 70%? Like 83 or something? Let me see. I think it was like 68% or so. It was 39 to 61. Like it was like a chunk. Yeah. It was chunky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, chicken is the first one. It’s chicken nuggets. So Rhett, you’re gonna guess what Link’s perfect portion of chicken nuggets is. But before you do that, Link, you privately write your answer. Before you answer it. Is this if he’s getting it in a combo with fries? I think so, because like, you’re not just gonna order nuggets like sans anything else? I think, yeah, I think let’s play the, you’re, you know- So the only thing you’re eating- You’re at a drive-through. in this meal is chicken nuggets. No, I think you get- I mean, and fries. Yeah. Yeah, fries. But what piece do you order in the drive through, like type thing? Well see, that’s a trick question. Is it? Because at McDonald’s, you can get a 10-piece or a 20-piece if you’re by yourself. Oh. So I know, I know the answer to this question for Link, ’cause I’ve been with him many times when he answered this, and the answer is 10, but- Well, hold on. I have to write down my answer first. Oh, I thought you already did that. No, I didn’t write anything down ’cause I’m thinking about it. Okay, well your answer is 10. And yeah, the one thing I don’t know is how many… But I don’t think it’s his real answer. Okay, what if you could go outside? You can go outside of the number… If they said, “How many nuggets do you want exactly, sir?” Yeah, like you can, you’re at the drive-through and you can order however many nuggets you want. Okay. I have a number. If you can order any, any exact number that you want, this is the number of nuggets that you would order. If it was just nuggets, fries, and a Coke. I feel strongly about this answer. I kind of want to go both ways with this. What do you mean both ways? I’m gonna put in the corner. I kind of want to know what yours is too, but I’m gonna predict yours in the corner. So for me, I’m saying Link’s nuggets- Like my ideal amount that I would want to eat? Yeah. With some fries. I’ll put my order in the corner too. I’m putting yours in the corner, and I’m saying yours is… I’m covering it. When I turn it around, I’m covering up my answer. Okay. Okay. So I said that if you could order any amount of wings, you would order 13 wings. I said 10. Nuggets, not wings. So did you, okay. Did you hear when she said that you could order any amount? It doesn’t have to go- Yeah. Yeah. Just to make it more creative, you wouldn’t go away from 10? No. I still thought 10 was like an ideal amount for me. That’s my answer. You were right the first time. You went through all that trouble for nothing. I think 10’s a good number for this. Can you see how disappointed I am? Yeah. You look pretty disappointed. That you could have named any number, and it would be cool to order 13 or 11. Well, I wouldn’t want to eat. That’d be three more than I’d want to eat. Okay. This is the number that I would want to eat. And it was… 22. 22. Yeah, I said 20. So you would want to eat 22. Again, again, again. I’m a professional entertainer, and so are you, right? So the question was, if you could order a certain amount of chicken nuggets that were not the restricted amount. Right. Right, right, right. So why would I order 20? Because I can already do that. In this scenario, I don’t have to stick with that. So why not make it more fun and say 22 or 21 or 19? Because you don’t wanna leave two on your plate. I’m going to eat all 22. Well, it’s clear that whatever’s on your plate you’ll eat. Bingo. So if there were 30 on your plate, would you eat all of them? Yes. 35. But that’s not how many I want. I would ask for- At a certain point you would stop eating the nuggets. You’d be like, you know what, I’m done. Right? How many chicken nuggets can you eat before dying is a question, it just pulled up on Quora. Quora. Quora. Thomas Hilden said, “I’m not sure, but I’m at 12,945,388 and counting. I’ll post the final number to Quora from family after I’ve passed away.” Okay. That was fun. All right, so let’s go again. Pancakes. Pancakes. Oh. There’s no drive-through situation you can apply here. How big are these pancakes? McDonald’s-sized? I think IHOP-sized. IHOP-sized. An IHOP pancake is this big. Those are big. Or like, well, how big are homemade pancakes? Like half that size? Well Stevie, you don’t wanna get me started on my homemade pancakes because I don’t follow directions. I put more water or milk, sometimes both, into the recipe, and I make a crepe-like consistency, and I do a stack of 10 to 15, and they’re very, very, very thin. That’s what I do. We got to really define the sizing here. So, this is where it gets weird with numbers, okay? So, are we saying in between an IHOP size and a McDonald’s size? I think so. Like this size? To me, McDonald’s are, it’s too small and IHOP is too big. Who is this for, Link or me? You. Well you wanted to- We’re gonna do both. Do both, yeah. Good God. So. I just got this shirt dry cleaned. So I’m gonna start, I’m gonna make the big answer Rhett’s, ’cause that’s what was asked. And then I’m gonna make the little answer mine. How big did we say they were? I lost track. In between. In between McDonald’s and IHOP. Okay. They’ll fill you up, I mean they expand in your stomach. How many am I ordering or how many am I eating? Because I tend to only like to eat the middle of the pancakes. Your ideal portion. Like how many I’m actually eating? Yeah. If I were to eat everything on the plate. Yeah. Okay. I want you to take into account the fact, before you answer for me, that, you know, I’m not- I’m not a growing boy anymore. You know what I’m saying? I’m not, this isn’t college me. I got you. You know what I’m saying? This is what I would actually do right now. So I think that you only chose three. A three stack. You’re right. That’s what I would do. Three. Yeah, ’cause that’s a lot. And if it’s IHOP-sized, two. Woo! Yeah, so we nailed this one. Stevie, you proud of us? All right, so… Yes. What do you think that I said? Two. I said two. Look at that! I wanted to say one, but you gotta have something to melt that butter. You gotta squeeze it in between at least two. If you ate a pancake that big and that was what you got for breakfast- I’m not talking about you went to Roscoe’s and you got chicken and waffles, or chicken and pancake or you were getting multiple things at Waffle House. I’m saying, your meal is pancakes. If I saw someone- Well I wouldn’t do that. who said, “I got pancakes for breakfast,” and they got one pancake. Slap ’em, that’s what I’d do. Get outta town! Yeah, ’cause that would be- Get outta town! “I got pancake for breakfast.” What? You would have to say, “I got pancake for breakfast.” That’s right. Yeah, that’s not pancakes, that’s pancake. Get outta town! Yeah, you gotta, you gotta stop slapping people, first of all. Yeah, I know. I can’t help myself. So then what’s the… So, okay, this I’m saying is incorporated into a general breakfast: strips of bacon for breakfast. This is not like a full meal of bacon. This is just like, you know, you have some eggs, maybe some toast, and then bacon. Somebody in your house made bacon with breakfast, and they made enough where everybody could have as much as they want. Yeah. It’s like one of those situations where there’s paper towels on plates and then another set of paper towels, and then more bacon and another set of paper towels, and you’re like, you know, how far is this gonna go? That type thing. Okay, and we’ll make Link’s the big number on this one. Yeah. Okay. Bacon strips. These are full strips. Full strips. Full strips this time. How many would I actually- This isn’t in your typical half strip. Okay. Okay. All right. Link, I think you would eat three strips of bacon. No, man, I would eat six. What? Honestly, I would keep eating bacon until I ran out of the stuff that I was eating it with. Like, I like to eat my bacon with my, like, along with the eggs. So if I run outta eggs early and I still got bacon, I gotta get more eggs. Well you understand these are full strips. Yeah, they’re full strips, but yeah. I think you were thinking half strips. I think we’re the same. No, I can eat a full- I can eat a lot of bacon. Six half strips is three full strips. Bacon is so thin, and it helps me keep eating my eggs. Well dang, now I wonder what you said for me, ’cause I said I would do four. I said you would do six too, man. I underestimated you. I mean, there’s no way I eat more bacon than you in a sitting. Well the thing is, is that I feel like I could, if I wanted to, eat 50 strips of bacon, like, you know what I’m saying? Like there’s not a lot to it. You just think it’s not good for you. It’s just, it registers as being very bad for me with every bite, ’cause it’s so good. And I’m just like, I can’t do more than four. I’d feel like a fool. Bacon is- Slap my own self. Bacon is good. Slap yourself. You have five strips of bacon. Chalk ’em up and slap myself. Okay. Get outta town! Street tacos. You go to a taco truck, you get an order of tacos. What’s it look like? And this will be, Rhett is the big number. Man. And I’m talking this size. I’m talking- Yeah, yeah. LA street tacos. Yep. Two corn tortillas. Never hard. Never hard. In fact, Link, tonight, why don’t you go to the taco truck nearest your home and ask for a hard taco and see what happens? Just- Well that’s a tent. Just see what happens. You know, they don’t have a place to store it in the tent, but in the truck. Tent or a truck does not matter. You’re not gonna get a hard taco. They might say, give us a second. All right, so I, have you written your answers? Um… I’m gonna tell you what my typical order is. I mean this is what I do every single time. But I’m gonna give my answer first though. I predicted that you would order four street tacos. You know, I would order three. I always order three. But I will tell you, I always start with three. And sometimes, if I’m still there when I finish and everyone’s not ready to go yet, I’ll get more. But my order is always three. This is my typical order. However, there was that one time at Christy’s birthday party when we went to La Descarga… Uh huh. And there’s, by the way, I think we told you about this I think we put it on our Instagram years ago. Yeah. We went around to every taco place and taco truck trying to find the best al pastor taco in LA, and it turns out that it was the place right next to La Descarga. The first time I had tacos there, I had like 13 or 14. Just, me and Mike Edwards were just one after another. And like, he’s just like me, he’ll eat until he drops. And so if I have somebody like that with me, it just becomes this like, whoa, okay who’s gonna give up first? I feel like both three and four are really conservative. I’m surprised. Like that’s, I would have three or four, for sure. So that’s like, you’re really cutting yourself off there. Yeah. I’m trying to live a smart life. What about, yeah, so see- I said that you would order three, the same amount as me in this scenario. Yeah. I would order three. But you always order more than that. Name a time you’ve been with me and- This is that part in Newlywed Game like, “I always go to the taco stand with you and you have never just ordered three!” I order one carnitas, one al pastor, and one carne asada. That’s my order. You know what you should order? Tie-dye joggers. Oh, do you like this sweatshirt? Yeah. We have joggers that match it. Yeah. Go to Mythical.com and get ’em. Mythical logo hoodie tie-dye right here, I’m working it. You got this, got this- You can make it a set. You got this written down the leg too and it goes together. You look nice. Written down the leg. Yep. Okay, we’re tying it back to the main with this final ask of wings. And this is just, hm, maybe there’s a little fry on the side, but like 95% wings. And we’re still talking like either a drumette or a flat. Regular wings. Yeah. And we’re going with, I’m just saying, don’t restrict yourself to what is a typical wing order, which is like, usually like in Zaxby’s- I don’t wanna know that. Don’t tell me any numbers. I’m not, I don’t know those numbers. So I’m just gonna tell you how many that I think you would want to order. He doesn’t know the numbers. But in the big section you’re predicting me. Okay. I don’t know if I’ve ever been in a solo wing situation to know the number in an order. It’s always been like a group, you know. The only place that that has happened consistently for me is Zaxby’s, and we don’t have Zaxby’s out here, so that was more of a North Carolina thing. Oh, excuse me. And listen, keep in mind, the first time I ever had wings, and I’ve told this story many times, I had 55. I was in college and I didn’t know what a buffalo wing was, ’cause I’m from the sticks, and I started eating, and I counted and I got to 55 and I was, I’m done. Yeah, you were. I don’t eat like that anymore but it’s why I’m tall. So how many do you think that I order? Link? You order 10 wings. That’s right, Rhett, 10 wings, same as my nuggets. And I order… 12 wings. I said 15. Yeah. Not anymore, I can’t, 15 is too many wings. You’re really slowing your roll. This is not good for your personal branding. I think this is wishful thinking. Do you really just order that many? You order 12? Yeah, ’cause think about it. If I go in with the family, and we order a bunch of wings, and we actually order way less wings now that Locke’s gone- Did you say a family? Yeah, any family. He waits outside ’cause he doesn’t want to eat alone. Yeah, one of the things I do is I go around LA, I go up to windows, actually. Tap on the windows, they come, I say, “Hey, you guys wanna go in on a wing order? Just me and y’all?” So just me and a family. And typically what we’ll do is we’ll get about 50 wings for the family, and what we’ll do is- See and then you’re eating a lot more. No, no. You’re not eating 12. I eat about 12, and then we usually have some leftover that those kids in that family take to school the next day. And I get, we get three flavors. I usually talk the family into getting garlic parm, regular hot- And lemon… And I don’t know, lots of families like honey barbecue, and I try to talk ’em out of that ’cause it’s overrated. Yeah, I don’t like those. So usually go with like a mango habanero if I can talk ’em into that. Yeah. And then I’ll eat four of each one of those. 4 times 3 is 12, and that’s my order. I kinda like a dry rub, was my third one. Really? Like desert heat? I like a garlic parm. I like a classic. And then I like if they have like a dry rub kind of a thing. Speaking of dry rub, you can dry rub yourself right on outta here, to another YouTube video. Get outta town! Get outta here! The perfect complementary bottoms to one of our best-selling hoodies. Complete your set with the new Mythical tie-dye logo joggers at Mythical.com.