Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We’re not in Honduras, but we’re gonna make the best of it. But you should go down there. You should go down there at some point. I’m gonna go down there and get me a Link soda. Yeah. That’d be good. Get you a little pic for the Insta. But first today, I love the fact that when people go on vacation, they think about making a wheel video. That makes me happy that when you’re in like arguably maybe your happiest spot with your happiest people, you’re thinking about us and connecting. That makes me feel happy too. Well, interesting locations up your chances of being chosen for a wheel video. Oh, yep. And that too. You know, that’s just how it works sometimes. Today, in this installment of “Good Mythical More,” we are going to draft and assemble our sundaes. Ice cream sundaes. Ice cream sundaes. But once one of us takes something off the board, the other person can’t have it. And Jordan is going to be judging. But first we’re going to name one of your pets that’s already named. We’re going to decide what that pet’s name could have been, or should have been, or maybe is. This submission is from Tiny. Tiny is the person? Which is not the name of the animal. Oh my gosh. What? It looks like a hairless Guinea pig? But the face isn’t hairless. It’s a hairless bodied Guinea pig? It could have just also been shaven. That is a, that is quite a shave job. From a surgery. Like if a Guinea needs surgery? I think that might be laser. Laser hair removal. Oh yeah. For it to be that clean? The Brazilian. That’s the Brazilian. That’s the Brazilian Guinea. How does, how does, how does this happen? Well, if the owner’s name is Tiny, I’m gonna say that the Guinea’s name is Daryl. I think, well, I was gonna go all the way and say Big Boy. Tiny and Big Boy. Poppy. Poppy? Poppy, we don’t know if that’s the way you actually look or if you’re going through something, but- Poppy look like a skin sack. We love you either way. Hm. Hey, submit your pet at GMM Ready Pet Go. #ReadyPetGo. Let’s bring in Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! I like starting your own chant for yourself. Yeah! People don’t do it enough. It’s pretty easy. I can relate. I can relate. Most people do it if you just start it. How do you, how do you do it? You just say your name and then when it’s done- Yeah. You do it again? You take a deep breath. And make eye contact with people around. Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! And then I stop and you guys keep going and I luxuriate in it a little bit. Ah! I’m like- Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Luxuriate? Dang, you’re bringing it today, Jordan. Comin’ in hot! I gotta. I gotta. Link. Link. Link. Oh, it doesn’t work. Link. Rhett? Rhett? Rhett? It sounds like an alarm going off. Rhett. Rhett. Rhett. Maybe you need more than one syllable. Two syllables definitely helps. Link. Link. Lincoln. Link. Lincoln. Charles. Lincoln. Lincoln. Lincoln. Lincoln. Yeah. That’s much better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don’t need a legit. Okay, so we’ve got these here. Now, last time we did this, we did it with nachos and I won. Yep. Yeah, it didn’t end well. Link’s gonna get the first pick. Great. We were trying to do what Devonte called a snake draft, which is what I thought I tried to do last time. But apparently we departed from it pretty early. Where we were gonna each round of choosing was- All depends on who goes first. Like I would get first pick, you would get second, and then the next time, so it would be like you get two picks in a row, but we’re just gonna go back and forth. Right, right, right. Keep it simple. All right. And you’re gonna judge who has made the better sundae. Yes, I will be judging, and these are all Sporked picks for things that we really, really like. So you’re using some of our best ingredients to make your sundaes. And you’re not going to be giving us any real feedback. No. Until you’ve got the full sundae assembled. So then we’ll know whether or not we’ve done good or bad. Well, we got three ice creams up here. Chocolate, strawberry, and mint. Interesting choice of brand here. So this is a Sporked Straus pick? Mm-hmm. You love the Straus chocolate. I gotta go with chocolate. I’m not, I don’t, I don’t like mint and I don’t usually prefer strawberry. My boys are strawberry ice cream boys. I’m gonna go with chocolate. So Link’s gonna start with chocolate ice cream. There’s your bowl. I’m gonna put this over here. Oh, it’s cold. Wow, I have to think about this a little bit. Does it smell cold? I don’t, yeah, it smells cold. I don’t know why I was smelling it. I love the smell of cold. You know what I mean? I know exactly what you mean. Like an ice skating rink or something? Cold smells! Cold Smells! Cold Smells! Okay. You put me in a little bit of a pickle, and here’s why. Because chocolate will go with both strawberry and mint. Like, if you get stuck with either one of those, you’ll be fine. But I don’t know about combining strawberry and mint, and that might be what happens. Why would you do that? Oh, somebody’s gotta pick two. I have the second pick every time, and if there’s an even number of things, which there are, that means if you don’t pick, whatever ice cream you don’t pick now, you could stick me with the other ice cream. No, you’re picking now. Yeah, but I have the second pick and it’s an even number, which means I’ll have the last pick, which means if you leave an ice cream up there, I have to add it to my sundae. So I’m in a predicament where I might be stuck with both of these. I’m fine with that. It really wasn’t for you, I guess. Which one are you gonna pick? Why don’t you just start with fudge sauce? What I’m getting at- It’s chocolate. – You might just- Hey, what? You laughed. You’re being extremely confident about this, which I love. I thought you were gonna say you’re being extremely funny about it. And funny. You were laughing. Confidence is funny in its own way. You know what I’m gonna do? But you could start- You actually just gave me a great idea. A sundae with fudge sauce. Yeah. Have you ever thought about that? I haven’t, but I’m into it. All right. Jordan’s thinking about it. I am gonna do that. Ha! I gave you the answer. Okay. That’s my only way of avoiding two ice creams that I don’t think go together. Chocolate. Chocolate. I’m going to my happy place. Chocolate chip cookie crumbles from Tate’s. Tate’s is a beloved brand. They’re delicious. They’re our best gluten free cookie. Gluten free, huh? The Tate’s gluten free ones are. But these aren’t. I don’t know. I didn’t buy them for today. Okay. Here, they taste one and tell me if it’s gluten free. Okay. I actually can’t, and this is what’s so nice about Tate’s cookies, is the gluten free ones and the not gluten free ones taste pretty much exactly the same. And both are delicious. Okay. I am moving on to- If you want a crunchy cookie- So good. It’s so airy. Tate’s is there. Mm! Tate’s is there for you. Right? For some reason, my kids always called that cookie castle. What? When my wife got those for them, they’re like, “Cookie castle!” Really? And I’m like like, “What? Why?” Is it ’cause the bag is shaped like- Because it was cookies stacked up on top of each other? Oh. It’s weird. Oh yeah. In the bag. Yeah. They tried to start one time a cookie castle chant, and I was like, uh-uh. They need to come talk to me and figure this out. I’m going whipped cream. Okay. Little early, huh? ‘Cause now you have to add that. You have to add that to the fudge. Yeah, do you? No, I don’t. I can, my base is, I’m gonna, I’m gonna assemble it once I add this- Okay. I didn’t know that. So it’s not in order based on the order you’re choosing ingredients. Cookie castle. Cookie castle. Such a hassle. Don’t be a castle. That’s pretty awesome. Okay. Okay. Link, you’re up. Hmm. I’m that guy who, and I know this is not what we’re doing, but if I go to like one of those yogurt shops that has a bunch of toppings, I don’t get any of them. Really. I just get the yogurt that I want and then I just pay. And they’re like, “Well, you got, what about all of this?” “Oh, all that stuff you’re breathing and touching on. Huh. I don’t even want.” I’m gonna hold. What? You can’t. No, you can’t. No, no, no. No! – You can’t do that. You can’t do that. You can’t do that. And I don’t want you to! That’s illegal. It’s illegal. What you just did is illegal. Well, I think caramel sauce would go on this. And is this Trader Joe’s brand? Yes, it is. Their salted caramel sauce. It’s delicious. Trader Joe. That was really scary. And I’m not gonna put it everywhere. I’m gonna, I’m gonna put it kind of on the side, on one side of it. No reaction. No reaction. Sorry. It’s not a sundae without some maraschino cherries on top. Boo! Can I make that a chant? Yeah. Boo. Boo. I’m gonna take one. You want one? Boo. You don’t like ’em? Woo! Woo! Yeah! I don’t know if I’ve ever had one. Let me try one. Have one! The thing is he’s not joking. Don’t spill it on your shirt. I like a real cherry. Why did they have to ruin it? What is that? Candy? Yeah. They probably put it in like lime or something. I don’t know how they make it but I love it. They put it in lime? That’s how you think they make these? No, like, you know how they put olives in like lyme? Like L-Y-M-E? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And it like breaks ’em down? Let’s look at how maraschino cherries are made. I hear you. You talking about like rat poison? Yeah, they put it in rat poison. Okay, so I’m kind of, I’m waiting for my ice cream at this point, but- Have we done, we haven’t done what we said we were gonna do. We’ve been alternating again. No, we said we are going to alternate this time. That’s what we said. We would not do the snake draft. Oh. We tried last time and failed, so we just are accepting defeat from the beginning. Mm. See, I would never. What’s the process? At this point, I would choose- Chloride, calcium chloride, brine solution. But probably like a lot of sugar, right? So it’s the salt water? Can we get a sulfur dioxide chant? Probably not. That’s probably not worth trying. Hmm. Probably not worth even trying that. I don’t know. They were probably like an accident. It definitely is like, “Oh!”- A bad idea. “I left my cherries in my”- Whatever it is, it’s a bad idea. “Sulfur dioxide.” And then you tasted ’em and it was like, oh, they’re kind of translucent and they’re super red. Feels like a depression era thing, right? Yeah. Right. Yeah. I’m in a predicament here because the only thing left up here that I, I can be okay with M&M’S, but I don’t like candy in my sundae. Well, just so we’re clear, you have definitively mentioned every single thing up here saying that you do not, you actively dislike it. Except I’ve never heard you say you don’t like gummy bears. But I am the judge. He seems to forget that. I do think that bananas would be a good addition to this. All right. Even though- That’s a nice banana too. It’s not my favorite thing to do, but, oh, that’s too many. I’ll tell you- Take some of these things out. – Things could go sideways quick here towards the end. I gotta make some interesting choices here. Have to anticipate what he’s going to do. At this point, I am going to go with M&M’S. I’m gonna keep it in the family so far, you know? Keeping that chocolate goodness going. This is also, you know, you get some style points for that ’cause you get a little bit of a rainbow. Interesting take. Yeah. You’re like that guy who goes to the yogurt place and goes to the toppings bar first. I’ve only done that a few times. Let me get all my toppings first. ‘Cause that’s in front of the store. Let me create my base of M&M’S. It feels like you’re just calling him stupid. You’re like, “You don’t even understand that the yogurt’s in the back!” Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. I like to do a parfait. I hope he picks up on that. Oh! That’s interesting. Topping. Yogurt. Topping. Yogurt. Topping. Yogurt. That’s interesting. And the yogurt store person likes that you do this? No, no, no. They hate it. You’ve actually done that? Because that’s not a bad idea. It sounds like the kind of thing you should talk about on a show. Okay. You know, like- It’s a pretty good idea. For entertainment purposes. Parfait it. I haven’t done it. I lied. Mm! I lied. I’m sorry. Do I want strawberry or do I want mint? I think if I give you, if I leave mint for you, that’s gonna be strange. More so than strawberry. It really, a lot of this depends on Jordan’s taste in ice cream. Yeah. How well do you know me? Because people who like mint- Pretty, pretty, pretty, ask me anything about you. I know you. When is my birthday? It is September. What day? 70th. No, it’s 17th. Okay! Close, but wrong. March 24th. Oh. Yeah. I’m gonna pick the strawberry ice cream. Sticking you with the mint. Okay. All right. And I am gonna keep it in a separate bowl for now. Okay. It’s a two bowl sundae. So now I made my choice of mint ice cream, which again, it could be really good or really bad. It all depends on Jordan’s taste in ice cream. And now I’m gonna take the marshmallows. Okay. That leaves you with the gummies. I know you like gummies, so I kind of did you a flavor. And then I’m gonna take- Yeah, but this is not about what I like, which is something I haven’t lost sight of, actually. I appreciate that. Yeah. That’s really sweet. I’m putting that in there. And then I’m gonna throw some of these on top. One at a time. Come on. Come on. Come out. Come out to play. Come out to play, little marshmallow. And there we go. And I’m gonna make you, Jordan. March. What did you say? 24th. 24th. I’m gonna make you the perfect bite. Ooh, okay. I like this. It’s gonna have a, it’s gonna have everything in it. I love that. So is part of your sundae you feeding it to me? Sure. Okay. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanna know what I’m judging. Okay, so I think I need to find some of the caramel because that is, that was just on one side. ‘Cause you don’t want it in every, and then I’m gonna get, I’m gonna get rid of that without using my finger. Okay. And then that’s just a, it’s a nice little dainty bite. For a nice little dainty me. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, I don’t wanna, the suspense is, is we need to capitalize on the suspense. Okay. And I think, and I have something to say. So we’re like. Say it. Yeah, it feels like we’re in trouble. Say it, girl. Sporked! Sporked! Sporked! Sporked! Sporked! Two syllables. I like that. How about Spork-ed. Spork-ed. Spork-ed. Sure. Whatever will get you to look at the website. Find the best sodas over at Spork-ed. Spork-ed. Best lemon-lime sodas, best colas, best sodas for mixed drinks, best diet sodas. Even an updated best root beer ranking. Wow. Over at Sporked dot, what? I might have to, I might have to get you a little more here. Well, you know, while Link is assembling your perfect bite- I got it. You can begin eating this sundae on your own terms over here. Stevie, am I allowed? Yes. Thank you. Have we capitalized? Mm! Good technique. What does that, what’s that do for you? What are you tasting? Mm. I’m gonna try a little bit. Okay. All the things separately obviously taste nice. I think the chocolate ice cream with the salted caramel, and the Tate’s cookie, and the banana is perfect. Mixing in the strawberry, I do not think does it for me. And same with the marshmallow. The marshmallows are kind of just an ambiguous texture that gets lost in the sauce. Yeah. So those are my pros and cons. Okay. I also loved it being fed to me. I think that’s really fun. Okay, and I’m gonna feed you some more. Okay. So, and on my sundae, the rules are if you would like me to feed it to you, I can. But you can also approach it in whatever way you see. Ooh, did you hear that? You have to decide. Because I’m gonna take into consideration what you choose. I would like- Mm! I would like you to eat it on your own with your own spoon. And that one just had what you wanted. Mm-hmm! Yeah! You assemble the bite. Mm! Now I’m going in. That bite is great. That bite was so great. Yeah. I wanted to abstain early. I know. Do you remember? I do. I do remember. Okay, I’m gonna get a piece of everything. And this one, and the cherry. You’re hurting, man. Mm-hmm. Okay, I have to take this gummy bear out of my mouth. And now I’m holding it. Yep. I didn’t want to put gummy bears in there. I’m gonna put it on your desk. Are you allergic? No. I don’t like to put gummy bears into ice cream. You don’t like the bears? I’m scared it’s gonna pull my veneers off. Yeah. Yeah. They get hard. It’s rock! Hey, that’s real hard. That’s real. I hate the gummy bears. It’s I would say one of the biggest disagreements in my household. My girlfriend loves gummy bears and gummy worms on her ice cream. She likes how hard they get. I think that is- I love it. I hate it too. I think it’s unhinged! Why do you like that when the, when a hard worm’s crawling in your ice cream? Because, well, I say no to worms. But bears, I like that it like, prolongs the experience. It gives you something to do and then your ice cream lasts longer. I say no to worms! It tastes good. I like the concept of it. If you could keep it soft, it would be great. But I literally had to take it out of my mouth ’cause I got scared for my fake teeth, of which I have many. I say no to unplanned parent pregnancy. What? He’s saying lines from a special commercial we once made. Roll the kingdom commercial. I say no to unplanned pregnancy. I can’t even say it right. Parent-cy. I thought you were just giving me advice. Say no to unplanned pregnancy. Yeah. Not really an option for me, but I’ll keep that in mind. You know on like, TBS and like, cable, that they have their little like, promos that run in the little lower left-hand corner or whatever, and do annoying like, animation things? Yeah. I just want like a little Jordan in the corner of every episode of GMM, just to react to everything you say, Link. ‘Cause it just like- Wow. It just capitalizes on it. That’s so sweet. Thank you. I love that. I will say that I don’t like the use- Will you be our picture on picture? Yeah. I will. No, no. Complete. Has to be a green screen thing. Oh. It’s gonna be a little mini Jordan, just overlay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Picture in picture. I love it. I’ll do anything to keep my job. I don’t like that you didn’t feed it to me. Okay. It felt like- Noted. I didn’t get it. Right. Why didn’t you do it? Right. Are you too proud to feed me? It just felt, he did it so graciously. He did it twice. It just feels a little control. It feels a little controlling. Of me to want to be fed? No, me feeding you. Oh! Assembling your bite feels like I’m making too many choices for you. So it was out of respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear that. Okay. It was out of deference. Okay. All right. Okay. I will, I will accept that. I think this is good. The gummy bears are a huge miss. The mint ice cream is very good, but I don’t necessarily know if it goes with a maraschino cherry. Mm. So those are my pros and cons on both sundaes. Okay. Now you need to choose. Is it time? Yep. It’s time. Sporked! Sporked! Sporked! Spork-ed. Spork-ed. Okay, the winner this week is Link! He knew. I said he was confident in the beginning and he is still confident. Just, the Tate’s cookie crumbs. That, I mean this. Oh! These are so good. These, this is just, the cookie castle’s where is the place to be. It’s great. And with the chocolate ice cream, and the salted caramel, and the banana, it came together so great. This was wonderful. It was just a little more standard. This surprised me a little more. But both are great and both of you were great. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. Would you like me to feed you? Yes, please. See, he didn’t do the- I know. I wasn’t gonna say anything, but. What’s the thing I didn’t do? You can say it in the corner later. In the corner. What did I not do? He just used a lot of technique when he fed me to make sure none of it got on my mouth. But when you did it, I had to myself a little whipped cream. I’m trying for you to have some personal autonomy. And I don’t want that. I don’t wanna do anything. We’re kindred spirits. For the best soda rankings, head over to Sporked. Best lemon-lime, best cream soda, and more. They even got reviews of the new sodas, like Starry and Starry Zero.