Welcome to Good Mythical More! Can you look at a muscle in isolation and know what famous person it’s attached to? Probably not. We’re gonna try. See if you can beat us to the punch. Just to be honest with you. It’s Good Mythical More, y’all. Anything can happen. But first, let’s tell a 10 word story. Gigantic. Bobby. Takes. Turns. Staining. Little. Hoo-hoos. Hoo-hoos. Because. Hoo-hoos. Need it? Is that it? Is that two words? I said two words. Need it? Need it? What is that? What did we say, guys? Gigantic Bobby takes turns staining little hoo-hoos because hoo-hoos need it. 11 word story. Gigantic Bobby. That’s one of my favorite stories. That’s one of my favorite things about gigantic Bobby that I’ve heard. Okay. This is an ice bath for his feet. I’m so glad that I won. Here’s what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna do it down here, so I’m gonna take my shoes off first. Why don’t you put your feet in up here and then take it down? That won’t work. Oh, we got a camera down there? We have a special camera. We got a camera to prove that you’re actually doing this. For this freezing. For this reason. So we’re gonna see muscles. Don’t show them my little socks. Don’ show them my little socks. You don’t want to show your no-shows? I want them to think I just go barefoot. Don’t show my little socks. Look at that sock, dude. Looks like a pair of panties. Don’t show them my little socks. You’re wearing panties as socks? Don’t show that. Put that away. There’s so little material. I have to do that. You know, some people can just wear shoes without socks. I don’t know how they can do that. Some people can just do that. I’m not a sweaty person and I cannot wear socks without shoes. I’m not a sweaty person, but my feet and hands is where all the sweat comes from. My hand doesn’t sweat at all. See, you’re an extremity sweater. I get it out on the tips. Now, this isn’t gonna feel good. No, it’s not. The left foot is in there. And it hurts. You know, it hurts ’cause your body’s telling you something’s going wrong. The thing is, is that it’s unpleasant right now, but it’s really the time that’s gonna be a problem. Well, at a certain point. How bad does it feel right now? How you feeling? It doesn’t feel good. Doesn’t feel good. But it’s not like… It’s not painful yet. It’ll get painful and then it will numb and you won’t feel anything. Then you can take your toe out and you can bite it and you won’t even tell. But you know, my feet are gonna be so not inflamed, if they were inflamed. It’ll be easy to get that sock back on. It might be a full sock when you put it back on. I might have to downsize my shoe. Yeah. Let’s see the first muscle. These are abs and nipples and a little bit of blood trailing. Is that blood or is that just like, a bad hair dye job that’s leaking like Rudy Giuliani? I think this is, what is that? What is the guy who is… Jake Gyllenhaal in that, didn’t he get buff for that new movie where he’s a fighter? That’s a really good guess ’cause I was gonna say Van Damme, but that’s too old of a guess. I think this is Jake Gyllenhaal. I think the skin tone actually matches- Playing a blood sport. Gyllenhaal. I’m going with Gyllenhaal on it, too. I’m piling on that guess. Good guess. Go older. Chuck Norris. That’s too pale for Sly Stallone. He’s not muscular. Also, he doesn’t have that kind of hair in between his… His chest is not huge. I’m just saying. This is an actor. This is not an athlete. Mm-hmm. But there’s a little bit of blood. Who would have a little bit of blood trickling down their left peck and have their shirt off? Tom Cruise. Okay, you’re in the right area. Did Channing Tatum bleed in the stripper movie? I’m in the right area? You’re in the right, yeah. You’re thinking the right genre of actors, but no, Channing Tatum’s too young. So Tom Cruise level. Y’all wouldn’t put Swayze in here, would you? I mean, come on. You wouldn’t put Swayze. Swayze had a six pack at certain points. But Swayze, I mean, God rest his soul, man. Can’t be making fun of Swayze. The blood contains iron. Oh, it is Hugh Jackman. Well, it’s not. No. I think Robert Downey Jr. This is not Iron Man. Yeah. Oh, iron. This is Robert Downey Jr.? Yeah. I was going with like, his bones are made of like, what, titanium or something? And so I just took a leap. But this is not the Iron Man movie. This is Sherlock. No, but that was the hint. Oh. At a Manumteum. My feet hurt. I did not see this movie, but yeah, see how he’s not that muscular. He’s kind of. He has some muscles, but he’s kind of skinny. He’s like investigator bulked, you know? That’s pretty good for, I mean, how old is he in this movie? For Sherlock? He’s at least 50 already, right? He’s 58 right now, but in this movie… When did Sherlock come out? I bet he was 47. 2009. 44. Wow. So he was your age. Mm-hmm. He’s my age. You look like that with your shirt off? I do like his pants. I could have a off-centered belt like that. Let’s see the next one. Now, we’ve got an elbow, we’ve got a bicep. A little bit of a forearm. Emilio Estevez. He did wear a lot of cutoff shirt sleeves in “Men at Work”. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? What a great movie. “Men at Work.” I love being able to make like, two people laugh. That’s all you’re gonna get with Emilio Estevez. It’s more fun to say something like Emilio Estevez and get Emily and Carney to laugh. This is- Than to get all y’all to laugh. I think this could be Mark Wahlberg’s arm. No, he’s way more jacked than that. Yeah. It’s not that big of an arm actually. It’s a short arm. It’s a short arm. Oh, is this a short- It’s a short guy. This is… There’s other options. Well, then this is Tom Cruise then. It’s a lady arm. Oh, that’s a lady’s arm? Wow. Linda Hamilton. Hello! Yeah, I remember Linda Hamilton. She would do pull-ups in Terminator 2. Oh, is this Sigourney? This is a nice lady arm. Weaver. Oh. Specifically Sigourney Weaver. Not Sigourney… Are there other famous Sigourneys? I don’t think so. Sigourney Cox. Sigourney Cox. Wow. Is this television or movie woman? Movie? This is Angelina when she bulked up for… Tomb Raider. Tomb Raider. No. This is Angelina when she- No. She’s an angel. She’s an angel. She was a Charlie’s Angel. Is that Lucy Lou’s arm? No. Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz. Yeah, about to say. Cameron Diaz arm. This is an older. This photo is old. Well, okay. What are you trying to say? Nothing. Her arm’s not that toned now. How do you know? Well, I’ve seen more recent pictures of her. That’s very toned, though. I’m fond of her. I’m fond of her. That’s a good arm. That’s a good arm. I seem like if I say anything else, I would just get myself into trouble. I don’t know why. That’s why I’m just sticking with I’m fond of her. Give us another. Now there’s a thigh. And is that? I’m looking at the background. That is a sinewy front of a calf. This looks like somebody on some sort of reality show, like a pageant or something. Whole front of that calf, you can just like, see that piece of meat. You can just like peel it off like a Fruit Roll Up. Is this a- That a woman, as well? I think this is a woman’s thigh. Yes. Good gracious. This is Carrie Underwood’s thigh. Oh, it is! He’s right! It’s Carrie Underwood. She has the freaking biggest thighs. Yeah, yeah, because she is known for like, being able to crush watermelons. Boom, boom, boom! She’s also the one on the right in this photo. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She does that on Instagram. She crushes watermelons? Every other post. Cantaloupes. Every other post is Carrie Underwood just taking a watermelon and popping it with her thighs. I mean, look at the definition in her legs. That’s crazy. Who is that guy though, really, is the question. Axl Rose. That’s actual Axl? Sadly, yes. That is the lead singer for Guns N’ Roses, my friend. That is him. Carrie Underwood. She was an American Idol finalist, wasn’t she? She was. Is she from North Carolina? No. She’s from Texas, right? Oklahoma somewhere. I don’t know. Her legs didn’t look like that on American Idol and then like, she discovered. It was just like something,, she discovered something about her legs. My feet are in ice. Yeah. How do you feel about that now? Is it- They’re burning now. Burning? Yeah. Is it a distraction? It makes me feel a little bit alive. Is that why you’re not performing as well in this More as you typically are? Oh, thanks for noticing. You’re not reaching your normal Rhett standard. You seem distracted. Well, my feet are in the same place the whole time, as well. Okay. That’s quite a leg. Oh, and here’s an arm. That is the guy from “Friday Night Lights” who played Riggins. Taylor Kitch. Taylor Kitch. He was in that movie about being on Mars or somewhere. Nobody really liked it. Nobody liked it. It was very expensive. He fought a sand worm or something. I don’t know. I think he has more. No, it’s the guy who was the wolf in “Twilight”. Actually, I was gonna guess Robert Pattinson. Taylor Lautner. So it’s as long as it’s a Taylor, those are all your guesses? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s Coach Taylor from “Friday Night Lights” who I was sat next to on a plane one time. It was not lost on me. And he was Kyle Chandler and he is exactly the same person as Coach Taylor. Like, he’s just playing himself. He’s not acting. He talks exactly the same way. He’s not an actor at all, actually. He’s just a guy. He’s just a guy and he’s like, oh, this is being filmed? That’s how Kyle Chandler acts. Yeah. They just tell him, “Just go in there and be yourself.” Just be yourself, you know? Is this being filmed again? I don’t know why he sounds like a bad George Bush when I do it, but. It’s shorter arm than Robert Pattinson, but it’s not wide enough to be the werewolf guy. That’s so veiny, though. It’s vascular, is what the kids call it these days. But it’s not. You wanna be vascular. This isn’t a huge person. I mean, it could be Chris Pratt. Most famous people are tiny, which makes me an exception. Me and Andre the Giant. You’re the two non-tiny known people. Two I can think of. Are we gonna need a hint here? He is known for another feature, and that feature is his hair. He’s known for his hair? Known for his hair. Carrot Top. Yeah, it’s Carrot Top. Oh, wow, Link. That’s really… Man, you’re really bringing it. Carrot Top got swole! Yeah. Carrot Top got swole. Then it was questionable. And yeah. He came across my TikTok and I didn’t feel good about it. I didn’t feel good about it. Did you click away or did you feed the algorithm more Carrot Top? I tried to swipe. I tried to swipe. You tried to swipe? I don’t think that works on. Oh, you mean up swipe. Yeah, yeah. I up swiped. You up swiped. Yeah. He went through a transformation. Good for him. Good for him. Oh, my gosh. This is Iggy Pop. Yeah. Dude, you are good at this. I don’t understand. I know what Iggy Pop’s torso looks like. Yeah, Iggy Pop is a kind of, he’s a meme. It’s kind of like- His torso’s a meme. Yeah, yeah. It’s so ripply. It’s like ruffled potato chips. I recently saw a meme of Iggy Pop and it was his body and then they took- His face. Yeah. His body and put it on his face again, so that his face was his nipples and his belly button. Just like his nipples and his belly button already and it’s very difficult to look at, but pretty cool. Somebody thought of. It’s pretty cool. I’m sad. Go back to just the close up. I’m sad that I got that so quickly. It’s like, it’s a combination of 0% body fat. And being old. And having a lot of old skin. Yeah. Just being old is one way to say that. Old and no body fat. And still showing it to everyone. Yeah. No tattoos, though. That’s the interesting thing. Go back to the wide shot. Does Iggy have any tattoos? None visible. No, no, no. He doesn’t. I never could have said that. He’s against tattoos. Yeah, he has his standards. It looks like the guy behind him is holding his pants up gingerly. If you’re not gonna wear a shirt, Iggy, I gotta hold your pants up. I’ll be right behind you the whole time. He’s like, all right, get in there as close as you can. And I’ll be holding a string with my other hand. When I pull this string, Iggy, you start singing. Oh, talk about vascularity. Look at that. That is, ugh. This feels very, the lighting feels very 80s, so I’m gonna go with Sylvester on this one. I think this is an old person who still is committed to working out and this is a current picture. Sly Stallone is not a bad guess. I don’t know, man. You think you can have that much vascularity as an old guy? I guess if you take the right stuff. I think this could be like, a Chuck Norris. I said Sly Stallone. Is that right? No, this is like a present day. A president? So I was right. Present day. That’s Biden. Old man. Not an old man, but someone that has been in the news for their transformation. The veins aren’t right. Someone who’s been in the news. I mean, Chris Pratt had the Guardian’s transformation. It’s that type of transformation. Kumail Nanjiani had a transformation. Kumail. That’s Kumail’s arm? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Kumail. That was the photo that came out. That was his reveal. That was his reveal after his initial transformation. The veins make me nauseous and I would tell him that to his face. Because I might see him. You know, I’ve been known to see him around. We saw him when he was getting ready for this and was beginning to work out. Yeah. I saw him afterward when it was right before it came out, like three days before the movie came out. I saw him at a restaurant and talked to him. Have you seen the movie? Yeah, I’ve seen the movie. I didn’t like it. Here’s another pasty white guy. Is this a white guy? What? Let’s talk about race. Doesn’t have to be a white guy. I believe it probably is a white guy, consider that that’s white. White. I don’t know. This looks like this is a model. I think this is a mannequin. I think this might be Pattinson. I think- Huh? Older. Matthew McConaughey. Jared Leto. How much older? Oh, that’s Cruz. No, let me see. Let you see what? Let me see how old he is. Oh. He’s 51. 51. Yeah, but those nipples are 33. Oh, this is Walberg. Yeah. This is Walberg. Yeah. Okay. He doesn’t eat those Wahlburgers. He gets up at 3:00 AM every day. Yeah. Hits 40 golf balls. He’s mostly shoulders. Is it just that picture or it’s just like he’s mostly shoulders. Yeah, he’s been lifting those cinder blocks. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah. Feel it, feel it. That was good. Oh, and now we’ve got. Who is this? Is this a woman? What? Is this a woman? Yeah. Okay. This is a woman. This is Sigourney. I mean, that woman. Did you see her an “Alien”? That was a long time ago, dude. This is Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin been doing the sit-ups? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need a hint. This is a singer. But not Iggy Pop. And her stage name is a color. Pink. Yeah. Yeah, Pink is, okay. I’m a big fan of Pink. Not necessarily like, I don’t listen to the music necessarily. I’m a big fan of Pink as a person. What do you know about Pink as a person? Every single time I see Pink say something. Yeah? In some clip, and again, you can’t judge somebody by the clips. God knows. But they add up. They add up. God knows. I’m like, “Pink’s on point.” That’s what I usually. Pink’s on point? I say, “Pink’s on point. Pink’s on point.” You heard it here, y’all. Pink’s on point. Pink’s on point. Unleash your legendary style with our line of Mythical grooming and personal care products. Available at amazon.com/mythical.