Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We’re gonna be giving a movie and television show and then we gotta figure out what is the best food and drink snack beverage combo to have with that viewing experience. Food and drink snack. But first “Who You Talkin’ About?” We’re gonna read a comment that one of you may try to figure out who was it about, who was it about. Discordyia says, “It’s unfortunate that blank’s box joke didn’t get the attention it deserved. Best line in the episode. Box joke. Box. I saw the answer, I can’t participate. Oh, really? Yeah. Was it referring to a box? It flashed up on the screen. You know. I cannot tell a lie. I saw what goes in the blank. Blank’s box joke. Let me look at you and decide whether or not you saw that it was you or me. So, what is the drink, what is that? That’s just- This is Tang, man, get you some Tang. But now what you’re doing is you’re referencing something that we did just for the Society, for people who may not be in the Society, which is really smart, but you did that on purpose. Right. ‘Cause what we discovered is a new way to share the drink and we had a Tang moment and that’s only available on the Society. Yeah, we did an extra round. Go over there and check it out. I didn’t even- mythicalsociety.com. I didn’t even know we were gonna do a promo, that was pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. Since you’re in a promo mood, I think it was probably you that made that box joke. Nope. It wasn’t me and it wasn’t you. I was Stevie. Who else is gonna make a box joke? Let’s see it. Well, I’d already seen it. It’s unfortunate that Stevie’s box joke- I mean, I’ve been told that I’m really good with boxes. Oh, dang, Stevie! Well, hold on, was it a joke? Was it a joke? Well, you know, it was one of those- I don’t like, I don’t like this. I don’t like watching- It was, the best comedy comes from the place of truth. Stand by your statement, Stevie. Well, I do. Like I always say. When I lived it and it was out there, my children’s children will remember this day forever. Can you do my voice, Stevie, when I hold it up? What are the chances? I wanna hear Stevie’s best me impersonation. My children- That’s good. That’s good. My children’s children will remember this day forever. I think it’s a little Abraham Lincoln. Hey, I’ll take it. I’ll take it, that was good. All right, give us something that we’re watching. Okay, we’re gonna start off easy here. “The Lord of the Rings.” Really put yourself in that chair. This is none hours of content. Now, let’s just assume- Back to back. Well, let’s assume that we’re watching the first one and we’re watching it- Something you wouldn’t use- You don’t wanna get the runs. That’s true. Because if you gotta keep pausing that thing to take a run of the runs, you will never get through it. Are we at the theater or are we at home? I think this is something that will constipate you. I think at this point you’re at home because the movies are only home watch. What do you eat when you need to firm it up? When you really wanna constipate it out? Cheese. Cheese? The cheesiest snack. I think maybe just a block of cheese. I think maybe you’re just doing straight cheddar, aged, like a Tillamook, just a big block of Tillamook. Tillamook? And no drink. No drinks. He’s with me on the constipation. So, basically, Tillamook block of cheddar cheese and air to drink and that’s what you’re gonna do when you’re watching “Lord of the Rings.” I could eat a whole block of Tillamook. I mean, you have nine hours to do it. Yeah. I’ll start nibbling on a block of cheddar sometimes. Time will pass and it’ll be down to a third maybe, a third of that block. Speaking of cheesy snacks- Like a mouse. Lando was sick recently and I was trying to be a good dad and I was like I’m going to the grocery store. I’m gonna get you some things you feel like you can eat. What do you want? He was like uh, ’cause he was like nauseous. And I was like, well, he said Goldfish. And he was like you know what? What’s that, he was like, “You tried all the Goldfish, what’s the best flavor of Goldfish? Get me that flavor.” Oh. And then I was like, “Well, you watched that episode much more recently than I remember doing it, so you tell me.” I couldn’t remember. He was like, “There’s the blasted ones.” I was like, “Yeah, the blasted ones.” He was like, “Get me the blasted cheddar, I think that’s the one that won.” And he remembered and then I went out and I got it and I was a good dad and I ate half of them ’cause I was right and you were right. Yeah, they’re very good. They’re really good, and I think that’s what I would- But that might be a little too cheesy for a sick boy. A little blasted. Well, you know what. If you’re sick you get the blasted. Okay, so air and a block of cheese is what we’ve decided. Or blasted goldfish. Oh, okay, that was an entry. Yeah. “Jeopardy.” Oh, “Jeopardy,” this is quick, so you can definitely get diarrhea for this one. Yeah, you can get the squirts. What’s gonna give you the unapologetic squirts. What gives you the most squirts of any, this is chili. Is it chili time? This is like really, really hot chili. Really, really spicy. You know what I like to eat when I watch “Jeopardy?” Really hot chili. Really, really greasy chili. Spicy chili. The kind of chili that the fat has just like floated to the top. Ooh, whee! And you just get a big- You can see your reflection in it. Yeah, you just- Mirror, mirror on my chili. And you don’t have to drink anything ’cause the chili’s so wet. Who’s gonna have the squirts before some bad guys. It’s just wet, fatty chili and “Jeopardy” all night long. Who’s on “Jeopardy” now? Every commercial break , you just- Risky. Go into the bathroom. Is it Mayim? Is she doing it? Well, she’s one of the hosts. But, you now, like I always say. Stevie. History is written by the victors, eat it, loser. Wow. She’s gone full- I think you should be, I mean, to be authentic, you need to be a little more southern that that. What happened to- Eat it, losers. What happened to the deep gruff? What happened to the deep gruff? I mean, you got one thing at a time. You focus on one thing in your impersonation at a time. I’m trying to think, what makes it ooze out? Ooze? Just ooze on out? I mean, chili will do it for me. I don’t, I don’t, I just, I don’t, I don’t get the diarrhea that often. I don’t think I- You get constipated more. I can’t trigger it. You get constipated more. Yeah. I don’t ever get constipated, really. I’ll get constipated. Yeah, that’s a problem. Um… Sometimes it’s both. Okay. Have you ever had both? Sometimes it’s like a cork and- Yeah, if you don’t cork. Yeah, that’s the worst, man. That’s the worst when you gotta cork. Glug, glug, glug, glug. KG, she can’t get enough of bathroom humor. We’re just doing it for you. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. Yeah, yeah, it’s the worst. It’s chili for me. It’s the chili for me. It’s Mayim and who else on “Jeopardy” nowadays? Ken Jennings. Ken Jennings. Oh, okay, they haven’t- They did a thing, they did a thing where they did the masters, the best ever. That’s on, I didn’t watch it. I don’t know if it’s already happened. I just saw it and I was like oh, it took them like 50 years to come up with that idea to like get the best to all be against each other. They’d never done that? I don’t think so. I don’t think so. Are you asking about the hosting because it just depends on who’s hosting and that’s when you’re gonna eat the what, fat chili? Yeah, we eat the wet, fat chili when Mayim’s hosting. We do not watch the Ken Jennings version. How often does it, how do they switch? Is it alternate days or? It’s question, it’s by question. Like do you know- Every like two months is what Davin said. So it’s a two-month stint. So, how many episodes do you think they, how long does it take to shoot two months worth of “Jeopardy?” How quickly do you think they do that? A couple weeks. Couple weeks. They shoot six episodes of “Wheel of Fortune” in one day, Davin said. Oh, wow. So, they probably do the same thing for “Jeopardy.” ‘Cause you, Davin, when you were on “Wheel of Fortune,” you watched the other episodes, right? No, Davin can only talk to me. Yes, I did. You were in the audience? I was, yeah, and this was post COVID, pre-audience era, so all the other contestants were the audience for that. Oh, you make friends? But, answer the question. Not really, no. You didn’t make any friends? They were much older than I was. Really? He was there for the money. You see how much money he didn’t win? Oh. I didn’t see that. Let’s see it. Today . Good. You all witnessed greatness. You’re welcome. Don’t look at yourself. I’m look at the word so I can mouth what she says. Don’t do that, that’s cheating. Well, this is more fun. No, it’s not. That’s too easy. What, is it a game? Listen. What’s the next situation? Unless you start thinking of life as a game, you’re gonna lose. Yep. “American Psycho.” Ooh, okay. What is this now? You’ve seen many clips from this. It’s a series, right? It’s a movie with Christian Bale. You’ve seen many- Oh, when he was like the machinist. No, no, it’s not that. He plays a- He was really skinny in that. He plays a day trader, right? Is that right? The thing about Christian Bale is his mouth. Wall Street guy. And I know you cast Batman for the mouth that that’s all you can see, and I think that’s the only time it’s worked. I’m just not comfortable with that man’s mouth. Something about how his face just goes into his mouth, but it’s like there’s no lips. What are you talking about? I don’t think Christian Bale has lips. Bring up a picture. I think he just has face and a hole. I don’t think he has lips. I think he’s got, I think he might even have average lips. And the way that he holds his mouth, I don’t know. He doesn’t seem like a happy person. I mean, he’s no Ben Affleck, but he doesn’t seem happy. He’s so intense. And it’s that mouth. Well, he’s a very talented actor. He’s a very talented actor. And “American Psycho” is a pretty intense movie. It’s a good movie, but, I mean, it’s not like, when you hear “American Psycho,” you think it’s gonna be like a killer, killer movie. But what is it? I don’t really remember the plot ’cause it’s literally been 20 years since I saw it. It could upset your tummy. But it’s got some- It makes you nauseous? Yeah. It’s got like a bathroom sink scene. What happens in that? Doesn’t somebody’s head get… He doesn’t have lips. I’m looking at pictures of him now. Do it on your own time. I think it’s his lips are a very similar color to his face, but they’re there. He just needs lip liner to show them. So, anyway, while you’re watching this, I think just in case you get, there’s some unsettling scenes, right? That’s what I’m saying, you could- So, this is about coming out the other end. So, you want a Saltine? You want something to, you want a little Coke and some Saltines? No, you want something that when you do vomit, it won’t bother you, you know what I’m saying? It won’t sting as bad. What about overnight oats? Oh, okay, now you’re talking. Yeah. Overnight oats. And I don’t know if you knew this, but those can ferment ’cause I got drunk off a vat of overnight oats just a couple of days ago. Well, how many overnights did you put it? My container was really puffy and I was like let’s just go for it and then it was real sour. And you kept eating it? I didn’t eat all of it. I’m just joking, you know me. Okay. Beware. Beware of the fermented overnight oats. So, fermented overnight oats, but I think you probably need a drink for this one. It’ll put, what’s it put on your ribs? Put meat on your bones. It’ll stick to your ribs. And I like a good chia pudding, too. I bet that’s gonna be pleasant coming back up. No, no, the seeds go, no, no, no, no. You don’t want that. Those chia seeds get into your nasal passages and they never get out. Oh, gosh. You have like a Chia Pet coming out of your nose. Now, you’re thinking. I have one of those anyway. What would you drink, what do you drink with overnight oats? I think probably just a latte, you know, ’cause just the morning time when you have them, ’cause you’re gonna watch this in the morning. I only watch, I only watch Wall Street movies in the morning. I only eat overnight oats in the afternoon actually. Well, that make sense. I don’t eat it for breakfast, I eat it as like a filling snack. You don’t like eat them when they’re ready after they’ve beeN overnight. You wait until the afternoon. And, yeah maybe that’s why they’re fermented. That’s when they fermented. Okay, you know what I always say. I’m a winner, see my prize. You’re a loser who sits and cries . See? You still did good. Yeah, yeah, I did good. And you’re getting better, too, Stevie. It sounded more and more like me. All right, let’s see, overnight oats for “American Psycho.” Okay, what do we wanna land on here? How about “Tiger King.” Remember “Tiger King?” Wow, took the world by storm. Because nothing else was happening. It was the pandemic. Everyone was talking about it. It was, that was a good little series. I mean, it was unbelievable tossing and turning and revelations and then they milked it dry. I think you wanna eat something that makes you feel like you could be there with him in his place in Florida. I don’t think he’s there anymore. No, no, when you were watching it. Yeah. He’s in jail. You talking about tiger jerky? No, no, I mean, like what would he, Joe Exotic, what would Joe Exotic- Joe Exotic, probably a littler Miller Genuine Draft. Is he eating anything in any of those scenes? Can you just search Joe Exotic eating? See if there’s any eating footage. Surely he ate something on camera. What is this wasted meat? Wasted meat, what is he eating there? Oh, yeah, yeah, the Joe Exotic pizza commercial. He did a pizza commercial. You eat pizza while you watch Joe Exotic. Yeah, you can eat anything you want. You can eat like- Anything in that picture, you can eat it. So you can basically have the pizza or any of the drinks. Is there a Yoo-hoo back there? I believe there’s Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo sounds good. Yoo-hoo and pizza. Yoo-hoo and pizza, that’s it. Make you feel right at home. Yoo-hoo and pizza, you, me and pizza. Why is there, it’s interesting, Joe Exotic burger. Yeah. I’m looking at these things that are coming up and somebody like named a dish after Joe Exotic? Is that what they were trying to do? Well, there’s a place call In Skip Grill and they name a burger after Joe Exotic and the whole thing looks deep fried. It looks awful. It looks awful. That picture looks awful. But season one’s really good. Season two he’s kind of in prison the whole time so it’s not as good. Yeah, I didn’t watch that one. Yeah, I didn’t watch that. You know what I was thinking the whole time. Avoid eye contact with me, like I’m Ellen. Unleash your legendary style with our line of Mythical grooming and personal care products, available now at mythical.com.