Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We are going to analyze and experience the cheesiest of cheese themed gifts, including this cheese printer. It freaking prints- On cheese. On cheese. I love this. And then you eat it, and that’s what… Well, we’ll get into that. We’ll get into it. But first, hey, we’re gonna List ‘Em All. I think we can get every single one. McDonald’s menu items. Well, there’s a lot of those. We’re gonna get them all. Big Mac. Quarter Pounder with cheese and Quarter Pounder. Quarter Pounder without cheese. Cheeseburger, hamburger. Hamburger. McRib. Nuggets. Filet-O-Fish. Chicken- McChicken. McChicken. Chicken McChicken. Chicken McChicken. Fries. Apple pie. Apple pie. They don’t have onion rings, do they? Apple pie. All the drinks. I mean, just sodas. So then you’ve got their McFlurry. Nope, Frosty. Nope, McFlurry. Are you okay? Well, my eyes are closed. Ever since you started… You don’t have to have your eyes closed. That’s not part of this. That’s the only chance I have, man. I’m looking at the menu. Ice cream. They have soft serve ice cream. Of course, a lot of times it’s broken. Breakfast burrito. Yeah, we gotta through the breakfast menu. McGriddles. Sausage McGriddles. McMuffin, egg McMuffin and all the McMuffins. They have the biscuits, so the- They have the biscuits. You know, sausage or bacon, egg, cheese. They’ll also do pancakes. Yes, they have the deluxe breakfast. We’re gonna get all these. They do bacon and eggs as well that you can get individually. Right. That’s part of that McDonald’s breakfast. That’s not the deluxe thing. Coffee. There’s all the coffee drinks. And coffee drinks. What else is there? Okay, hold on. Some sort of chicken wrap. They don’t have the Arch Deluxe anymore. They don’t have the chicken wraps anymore. They got rid of those. I think that’s everything they’ve got. The Happy Meals! Oh, and that’s it. Is that everything? Apples. Milkshakes. Milkshakes. Hash browns. Oh, hash browns! Hash browns. Shamrock shake. Shamrock shake. Nope, nope, nope, not the specials. Okay, and we got them all First time ever. We got them all. We listed them all. And we’re not even in bed. Quick reminder, over on the Mythical Society for your free viewing, unfortunately we released an episode that can not go on YouTube, because we’re cursing too much. Unfortunately. 1,000 years of curse words. It’s shuffleboard, it’s a complete “GMM” episode for free. All you gotta sign up for an initiate tier, it’s totally free, or be any degree member. And if you wanna watch more first, second, or third degree, where it’s curse words in other languages at MythicalSociety.com, check it out. Boy, it’s so edgy. It’s so banned. We’re naughty boys. Wow. Which one do you want us to do first? Let’s just go with the printer. Whatever. So is it in here? Show him the picture. Ugh, I have such bad news about that. Read the box and explore it. “Memorable meals are a click away.” You’re gonna tell us that we can’t do it, Stevie? I guess if you read this, it’ll reveal the bad news to you. “Cradle holds phones and tablets. “Holds up to 24 slices.” So you put your cheese over here and you put your tablet or your phone up here, and then it prints it on there. And like, if you were to think through that- Is this a joke? No, it’s real. It’s a joke, but the problem is things like this do kind of exist, so the joke seems confusing. “With Henri Remoulade’s cheese printer, “adding a nutritious component to fond memories “is as easy as one, two, brie.” Okay, now that we start reading it, yeah, of course. “Thanks to Bluetooth technology, “Henri’s cheese printer transfers digital images “from most mobile devices to your favorite cheese varieties, “luncheon meats, and tortillas.” The Bluetooth, that was a missed opportunity, Henri. “Not compatible with muenster, brie, or Gorgonzola.” Yeah, you could- “Bovine approved pixel image technology, trademark, “creates stunningly sharp images “that will be cherished and digested by your entire family. “Black plastic construction. “28 air vents.” Yeah, this is dumb, isn’t it? Are you serious? What is this? Where did you get this? So you like buy this gift box as a prank gift box. Oh, prank you! “Don’t get too excited, “your real gift is inside.” Oh! It’s a box. It’s a prank box. So what’d y’all actually get us? What did we get? Well, there’s a picture of the crew in here, but I don’t see where the gift is. It’s the writers and they’ve all got their eyes closed. The writers have their eyes closed. Did you guys use a filter or did you actually close your eyes? They actually closed their eyes. Oh, wow. They can write, but they can’t talk. Okay, so cheesy printer box. That’s wonderful. That was a picture day picture. We teased everybody with that too. It’s like the backlash from this is all going to be redirected to you, Lucas. All right, let’s see the next one. Is this it? Yep. Cheesy Jokes, Rhett. I don’t know anything about this. 100 single cheesy jokes. Do you want me to open this for you? I bet you there’s not a BJ grunt in there. What if the first thing was, what do you not want to hear through your hotel wall? What if that was the first joke? I would- Oh, here comes the pizookie! Oh, come on! Come on, man. That’s what I don’t wanna hear. Come on, man. Come on, man. So you’re an announcer, huh? You’re an announcer, you give a warning. Interesting choice. I’m just joking. What are you, a secret pizooker? No, I’m joking, you gotta announce it. You gotta make your intentions known. A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought that’s not mature. What? Okay. A kid threw a lump of cheddar of me, I thought, that’s not mature. Link, there’s aged cheddar, bro. You know, that’s what they did. Okay. How about this one? I think you might be able to guess these. Okay, yes. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? Cheese bone. Cheese bone- The second part’s right. Bone? An instrument that has a bone in it. It has a bone in the word. A bone- Second part of the word. Bone flute. If you keep playing that bone flute I’m gonna pizookie! Come on, man, you can do this. What is an instrument with a bone in it? Like, with the word bone in it? It’s brass. Oh, trombone! Trombone! So this one doesn’t have anything to do with cheese. It’s just cheesy. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A couple of handful of fruit. Hands full of fruit. 13 apples, 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? This is anatomical. Anatomical? Yeah. 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Well, you, my friend- You’ve got a problem. You have some big hands. Big hands. That’s it? The answer is big hands. That’s actually the best one so far. Yep, yep, yep, you didn’t get it though. Give me one. You know what they say about people with big hands. Lots of oranges. What do you order… How do you order food at the new restaurant called Karma? Karma comes back. You wait for it to come back around. There’s no menu, you get- What… There’s no menu, you get what you got coming to you. Yeah, yeah, what’s another way to say that? You get what’s coming to you. No, no, think about it. You get what you deserve. Yes. Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow? Nope. Well, when he woke up, his something was gone. He was eating a giant marshmallow. His pillow was gone. When he woke up, his pillow was gone. What type of sandals do frogs wear? Frogs. Hippity-hop sandals. What’s a frog? What’s a frog like? An amphibian. And what’s another amphibian that’s a lot like a frog? A toad. Uh huh, what kind of sandals- Toad, flip-flop toad- Do frogs wear? Toe- What is not allowed on this stage? Toeless shoes, toeless sandals. What do we call those? Toadless sandals. What do we call those? What do we call toeless sandals? What do you call those? No blank-toed- No blank-toed- No blank-toed sandals. No open-toed. Yes! Open-toad sandals? Not allowed on set. How do trees access the internet? Tree mail. No, that’s not it. Okay, hold on. How do trees access the internet, they, what? Wood you know the answer? Wood you? They wood, if they could. How do people access the internet? They- Log on. Ha! Log in! Log in? Log on in, log on in. Do you wanna keep doing that? Is this now the “More,” or do you wanna look at these cheesy socks? I’m having so much fun. Yeah. What happens to the clouds when they become rich? What does this say? “Bring me some cheese” on the bottom of the foot. You just hold your foot up. I gotta give these to Christy. I gotta give these to Christy. She’s gonna be grunting with these. Yeah, you didn’t read the other sock. Oh. “If you can read this, bring me some cheese.” I either have my feet up or I’m dead. I don’t know. What happens to the clouds when they become rich? You can do this. They- Yeah, yeah, you guys are figuring them out. You guys are figuring them out back there. They blow it all on- What are clouds known for? They dump rains. What do clouds do when they get rich? They make it rain. Yes! So satisfying. Okay, all right. Give me one. How did the farmer fix his pants? Pants, pants. Okay, so you can patch them. And then what kind of patch is around a farmer? He used a pumpkin patch. I’ll accept it, with cabbage patches. Oh, okay. Stupid. Didn’t like it, didn’t like it. How many lips do flowers have? Two lips. Okay, tulips. You can’t wear open-toed shoes. What did the cheese maker build out of stones? A Roquefort. That one sucked. What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? A remorse code. Were you told that? No, ’cause it’s obvious. Morse code, remorse code. Is that right? That one was pretty obvious. I guess this is a cheese candle. I guess it is. Or cheese with a wick. What did the penny say to the other penny? We make- Two cents. We make cents. We make some cents. We make double cents. Here’s my two cents. No, we make, what kind of cents? Twice cents. Double cents. Two cents. We make so much cents. Perfect cents. Perfect cents? We make perfect cents. We have some more on playback that are physically here for you to look at. Show them to me. I love cheese and the word blank. Moist. It’s not actually a game for you to play. What do you mean? It’s just that there’s a bad word on the mug that we can’t show. Oh, that’s just censored. Well, you can show it to us. Yeah. No, I mean, it’s the F word. Oh! The mug just says that. I love cheese and the word oop, banned! Hey, if you wanna hear us say it, go over to Mythical Society. We’ll see how many promos we can get in. Does it smell like cheese? It doesn’t really smell like cheese to me. Is it supposed to smell like cheese? Oh, now I’m seeing it. Boy, that’s quite a word to see. Okay. Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker? Why did the tiger… It really could be anything. It’s not really related to a tiger. Why did the, insert any animal here, eat the tightrope walker? He lost his grip? It wanted a- Snack. It wanted a, boop, diet. Aerobic? The tightrope walker. A balanced diet. Ah, you got it with very little help! Here’s another one. Well, here’s one too, mac and cheese candy canes. You wanna try that? Not really, but I will. And so this is a piece of- This is the pet cheese. That’s cute. “Not quite enough to make a sandwich, “but he’s cute. “The pet cheese makes a great little companion on your desk, “on the dashboard of your car, “or kitchen self, watching you cook. “They are fun and silly little birthday gifts, “Valentine’s Day gifts, Mother’s Day gifts, “for gifts for veggies?” Why do we have a wrench here? You want this? Oh. Gifts for veggies. Maybe you can give Christy that little pet cheese. I’m not loving that. I’m not loving that. On what- I looked at it. On what! Why was the lopsided clown looking for another cheese? Why was the lopsided clown looking for another cheese? ‘Cause he was off kilter. He only had one Stilton. That sucked. Why did the boy tiptoe passed the medicine cabinet? He didn’t wanna wake up the… Why did the boy tiptoe passed the medicine cabinet? What’s in the medicine cabinet that could be… Oh, gosh, smell that. Ew! That is not nice. Why did the boy- Smells awful, but it tastes pretty good. Tiptoe passed the medicine cabinet? He wanted to wake up the sleeping pills. See that? See the comedy of fire? See how that really elevated this punchline? Can you melt a… Can you melt- Here’s one more. Or does it just burn? That just looks like a… Is that a ramp? It’s a doorstop. It’s a cheesy doorstop. I kind of like that one. It’s practical. It makes black smoke. Smell. It doesn’t smell any worse or better. I bet that picture of the writers would go up real nice. No, no, no, no, no! We’re putting that in our office. Oh, really? Yeah. Where? Where? Right behind the other picture. Watch the Banned Episode of “GMM” for free, available to everyone and the “More” for first, second, and third degree, MythicalSociety.com!