Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. You know, the world is full of Funko Pops. My kids’ bedrooms are full of Funko pops. I mean, they’ll be like floor to ceiling in these stores. All of them? All your kids do it? At different times, to different levels they have. And then at a certain point, I think Lily wanted money for something and then I just found a bunch of Funko pops wrapped up and she had like eBayed them. Got a little business. She got a little business. Huh. She removed the heads first. Good, well, you’ll be right at home. No, that’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna identify Funko pops headless. So if you’re not into that, click away. But first, a random disturbing fact. Giant beavers, the size of black bears once roamed the lakes and wetlands of North America. Ooh that’s cool. That’s not surprising, man. North America used to have giant things- Big old mammals. We have big old bears, giant bears, giant sloths. I wish I could go back. A big old- If you could go back to the- big, big mammal times. And then just saddle one up. I’ve, I’ve seen footage of pet beavers in homes building dams out of household items that they’re just like… How? I don’t even know. It’s on TikTok, but I don’t know how- House beavers like Where, what, how do you have a house, beaver? It’s… why do you have a house Beaver? It’s wild. Seems strange. I don’t know. How does… Maybe you build a house where a beaver already is? So then you have to include them, You have to invite ’em to everything. If you don’t, then they come back and haunt you after they die. Mm. You don’t wanna be haunted by a beaver. All right, let’s see the first one here. That is Dwight from the office. That’s a businessman of some sort. That’s a Rainn Wilson. You think that- Wilt son? Rain Wiltson Shoot. Man, that’s a good guess. And its the correct one. Yeah. Well because he wears the mustard shirt and he always has his phone. Yep, yep. Did you see, you know Rainn went around promoting his book, which I wanna read “The Soul Bloom” or something like that. Mm hm, something like that. He’s a thoughtful guy. He was telling a story about being on a plane next to the- you know how, on at least Delta, they’ve got all those backlog episodes of “Office”, and the guy sitting next to him on the plane watched “The Office” the whole time without realizing he was sitting next to Rainn Wilson. Because I think Rainn had a mask on. And then at the end of the thing, he was like “You like that ‘Office,’ huh?” He’s like, “Yeah.” And Rain was like, “Yeah, I heard it’s okay.” Then he said, “Well, yeah, the first couple seasons are kind of slow.” He’s like talking to him about it for a couple of minutes before he realized You’re talking to Dwight right now. That is funny. A friend of the show. You know, I had him on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And- How about another? Don’t have his Funko Pop. My kids also went through an “Office” phase, which I was proud. Oh yeah. That they were big into “The Office.” It holds up. So this is wrestling Dwight. It seems like he’s untucked his shirt and he’s ready to grapple. Who-? Who would’ve a tie? A disheveled tie, untucked shirt And Lulu Lemon pants, boots. Who’s a big handed businessman? Is this like “Wreck-It Ralph” or something? I don’t know anything about it. I never watched that. Is it, can we get a hint about like what genre we’re in? I think you said, “Wrestler.” Oh, it is a wrestler. Yeah. Oh wow. What wrestler- He had- dresses like this? wrestler Hands. I think this might be Mankind. Hey. Is it? Oh yeah. Wow. Yeah, the Mask really sets it off. What Era is Mankind from? The Stone Cold Attitude era. Stone Cold Attitude era. I was not a viewer then but- I had checked out by that point. Do we know if Mankind was ever anybody else without the mask, Carney? Yeah, he had a few personalities. He was Cactus Jack without the mask. He was Dude Love without the mask. Dude Love. And he was Mick Foley- sometimes without the Mask. Oh, he’s Mick Foley. Yeah that’s Foley, yeah. And he had multiple personalities. Oh. I love that. And what is the mask supposed to be? Is it like a Chainsaw Massacre? No, that would be Skid. It’s inspired by that. It is inspired by that. But there’s no real story behind it, he’s just kind of like a disturbed man. Yeah. That’s a good- scary mask. Office worker. Disturbed office worker. Yeah. Next. Okay, so this- That’s the guy from Nightmare on- Jack Skellington. Yeah. Mm. Nightmare. Whoa. That’s cool. What is it called? “Nightmare Before Christmas.” Christmas. “Night Before Christmas” So just to continue to talk about my children. I did not watch any of the, these movies, like the “Coraline” or “The Nightmare before Christmas.” I didn’t see any of them until they told me that I had to watch ’em. They’re all very good. Did you not like ’em? I do like ’em. They’re good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was missing out. That’s why you have kids. So they can tell you about the things you’re missing out on when they get old enough. Morgan, don’t worry. Like, you’ll start to benefit- you pretty much, You know, it’s about keeping the little ones alive and then one day the tables will turn. It’s funny ’cause a lot of parents think about the stuff that they can show their kids that they didn’t experience as kids. Right. You get the things that your kids are experiencing now, to show their dad. It’s like, “Why do you always show your dad things?” “Well, he was missing for a long time as a child.” Like, what is the explanation? We don’t have an explanation. Well, I give them the Bunker explanation. You know, like that Brendan Frazier movie. Well, it’s I tell them that was me. It’s like those folks that are like raising a cult and they can’t watch any movies until they get out, when they’re like 20. Yeah, I was just raised as your friend But I was watching all the movies. I don’t, I know, I know. We’ve been through this. Before we get to the next one, we wanna remind you and humbly ask you to participate in the Mythical Census. It’s just a short survey designed for us to gain insight into what you’re interested in and what makes you tick. We want to continue to reach you, make you happy. The survey opens on June 12th and it runs through Friday, June 24th. So fill that out just because we’re saying please and it’s valuable. And if that’s not good enough, you know what? We will give you 15% off mythical.com for participating. How’s that? Wow. mythicalcensus.com. When this is over, or you know what? Pull it up right now. Second tab. Second tab. Second browser, second screen. mythicalcensus.com. You know, you’re enjoying this. Do that at the same time. We’ll wait, or we’ll go on. You know, you can do three things at once. We’ll go on. We’ll go on. Here’s the next one. The Blue’s Clues boy. Blue’s Clues boy. What’s his name? Jimmy, Jommy, Jemmy, Julie. No. Bill? Pah, pah, Paul? Bob. Bob Starts with an S. Slater. Sammy Stilton. Scooby. Scrillix. If you answer an email. If you reach out to me via email very quickly, call me this. Sincerely. What? Sometimes people refer to me as this via email if they can’t stop and- Steve Yep. Steve. MMm hm. Steve. And this is the second Steve. First Steve This is only Steve, right? No, there’s been two Steve’s. There’s three. There’s three Steve’s? Wow. Do all Funko’s not have mouths? I don’t think they do well. Well just saw one that did, Jack Skellington. Okay. Steve, should have known. Okay. What? Wings? Has she got? Are are those wings or is that like- Hair? a sea shell. Oh, oh, oh, It’s a lot of hair. Is it giant hair? Pink Lingerie. Big hair. Hmm. Stormy Daniels. That’s it. Bingo. This character wears this outfit when she goes to what she believes is a costume party and it turns out is not a costume party. Oh, that’s one of my favorites. “Legally Blonde.” Yay. I have not seen that movie. I don’t know how I guessed that. How’d you-? I think, again, people tell me what happens in movies and I remember it. It’s a great one. She goes to a costume party. She’s so charming. Yep. And what’s the other one where she was a lawyer? That’s the same. What’s the one where she wasn’t a lawyer? Yeah I mean, a large number of films. Illegally Blonde. I don’t think I’ve seen a movie with her in it. Is that a surprise? Not true. Not true. You’ve seen a Reese Witherspoon movie. How is that possible? Name a Reese Witherspoon movie you’ve seen. “Election”? No. “Fear.” “Sweet Home Alabama.” “Fear?” No. Let me pull up her whole- They’re about to find a movie that- What about the one where she went- “Cruel Intentions.” Oh, “Cruel Intentions.” Wild?” So good. Wild. “Clueless?” I’ve seen Clueless. Nope. She’s not in there. Reese Witherspoon… “Big Little Lies,” HBO? You watched that- I saw a little bit over Christie’s shoulder and there was a penis, That was the TV. I kept walking. That was a prosthetic. Whose penis was that? Skarsgard. Yeah. I kept walking. I haven’t seen her in anything, but I’m a fan. I’m a fan of her as a person. Next. Wow. That’s a Harry Potter situation, right? This is Hermione. Come on. Come on. Well? Hermione? Did you pronounce Hermione differently that time? Hermoine. Hermoine. Hermoine. This is a popular character very much right now. Oh, Wednesday Adams. There we go. Okay. Oh, I didn’t, yeah.- Did you watch that? Come on. I watched a couple episodes of that. Is Reese Witherspoon in it? Nope. Not when I saw it. Well, I’m not watching it. Fred Armisen was Uncle Fester. That sounds good. But you had to keep waiting for him to show up. “Pleasantville?” No. “Pleasantville” no. She’s also in, did anyone see “Freeway?” Of like one of the first movies she’s in? What’s that? Oh, so good. Legally Blind is what made her famous. Right? She has that deep, deep southern accent. Oh, “Mud.” You’ve seen “Mud.” Oh, that’s a good movie. Yeah, she’s in that, right, who was she? was she-? She was McConaughey’s- Ex-wife. Ex-girlfriend? Ex ex-girlfriend. What a good movie. Especially when you’re- That’s a good movie. two Southern Boys who grew up in the sticks and went into the river a lot. Like that movie is like, Yeah, yeah. So close to home I’ve seen Reese Witherspoon in a movie. Who was the other actress in that? Who else is in “Mud?” Those boys didn’t, neither one of those kids ended up going to do anything else or did they? You still doing the survey? Do the census mythicalcensus.com. You see, you could have been done by now. Because those kids were like super talented but I think they were literally like- Sarah Paulson? those kids were not actors, if I remember it correctly. They were just like locals. They were good actors. Whatever they were. How about this one? Oh, that’s a guy from “Up.” The old man. Up. How’d you know him? His name was- I couldn’t remember that. We tried to remember the dog’s name recently on this show. You tried to remember his name on the show. Oh, we did? Were we told his name? Yep. Walter? And we were thinking, we’ll never use that again. That is a good guess. Good bless you. Starts with a C. Colter. Carl. Carl. Bless you, son. All right, let’s do another, who else was in “Mud?” Anybody? There was somebody else… Sarah Paulson Hamilton Sarah Paulson? That’s not what I’m thinking of. No. Beast. Who’s the other adult? Hamilton. Hamilton. Who? Alexander. I don’t know. I don’t, how do we be more specific with that? I haven’t seen “Hamilton.” I will not see “Hamilton.” Lynn Manuel Miranda Third president of the United States. John Adams Third president of the United States. Thomas Jefferson. Yeah. John Adams. Who is it? John Adams. I said yes, Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson was the third. Yeah. Who was the second? John Adams Oh. Oh. Okay, things are getting a little heated back here. Got some sort of a- Mulan That’s a curved blade. It’s not? Mm Mm. This is Mortal Combat. This is when Matt Damon got a lot of blow back for being in that Samurai movie. Yeah. This is Tom Cruise as “The Last Samurai.” This is for a TV show that you both watched. As did a good portion of people. Seinfeld This is Kramer. Kramer in the Samurai. I did not watch this TV show. You did not watch it. But we did. Yeah. “Simon and Simon.” Did you ever say that? Nah, no I didn’t. “Dukes of Hazard.” I mean that is like a Samurai scene. “Quantum Leap.” The original. Why would they have a Funko pop of them? “Mash” Is this, it’s a television show that we watched? Mm hm. Recently? With a samurai? Maybe I think you were maybe very disappointed in the end, as was everyone. Well that’s not a “Lord of the Rings” character and I wasn’t disappointed. Oh, is this HBO series. Is this “House of the Dragon?” “Game of Thrones?” Mm hmm. Is it? Which is it? Is it “Game of Thrones?” Yep. Well – I don’t know which guy that is. Who dressed like that? Oh gosh. That’s not Dinklage, is it? He never dressed like that. Is this one of the unsullied? Lift that skirt? No. No. Need another hint. A woman. Oh, is this a Dragon queen? Nope This is Daenerys. Nope. Nope. This is the Golden Samurai witch. We give up. Let’s see if we can see it and say who it is. Oh, this is Gwendolyn what’s-her-name. Yeah, I can’t remember name. Brienne of Tarth. Brienne of Tarth, yeah the giant lady. Sure. She was giant. I mean, that was her- the character was really big. I’m not saying, but she’s got quite a stature. Huh? Okay. Let’s see another one. Fun. Go. Is there another, the energy just died in the room. We’re trying to play a game. Come on. This is a bouncer. Hey, what are you doing here? I work at the Pawn shop. This is the “Pawn Stars” guy. This is a secondary character. This is “Sopranos.” Mm hm. Mm. Go- This is Benny Soprano. This is the main guy. That’s the main guy. James Gandolfini. Yeah. What’s his name? Tony Soprano. Hey. Tony, Tony, Tony. Look at that. I watched the first couple episodes of that and then you know, it was the timing. You gotta really watch- You were there for when it happened. When you start, what’s to be a really good show, that’s been long running, You really gotta be careful when you start a really good show. Because then if you fall off, ’cause you weren’t ready, you weren’t committed. You thought you were, but you weren’t. That’s on you. And then you’ve kind of, you feel like, “Well now my moment has passed.” It’s like, I don’t feel like I can watch “The Sopranos” now because I tried it and it’s like, “Well do I re-watch those first three episodes or do I try to” You know, I’m paralyzed. What a conundrum. What a conundrum. Don’t do what I did. Learn from my mistakes. Help us create even better content and products for you. Take the 2023 Mythical census@mythicalcensus.com and get a 15% store discount.