Welcome to Good Mythical More. You know, it’s not just food that you can apportion. You can apportion all types of things. Yeah, right. And when you do, it’s your amount and what I think, well, my amount, and then what I think your amount is, is something that I’m gonna guess based on Stevie’s prompts. And I’m gonna do the same thing. Why don’t you do the same for me? I will. But first we’re going to give $50 to http://www.mythical.com so Jamie Naragon can get some more merch because they rep that merch out in the wild! You said you we’re gonna give $50 to http://www.mythical.com? We’re gonna give ourselves $50? We’re gonna give 50 dollars at http://www.mythical.com to- Jamie Is what I meant to say. Just hanging with a rando at a local coffee shop. Good shirt. Yeah. Hey, listen, you put that merch on. You put that hashtag merchicality with it. We might find you, give you $50. Jamie’s local coffee shop has exposed rafters. That’s cool. That’s cool. That’s cool. That’s cool. So give us, give us something, Stevie. Yeah. What’s the perfect portion of nights in a week to spend in at home? I emphasize the wrong “in” there, but I’m talking about like nights that you go out versus that you stay in. What’s the right portion of nights that you stay in? Okay. During a week. How many days are we talking about? Seven? Yeah. Yeah, let’s go with the seven day week. Okay, well. So this would be outta seven. The Sumerians came up with that. It could have been 10 days. It really could have. It could have been. How many… I gotta come up with my own answer here. How many days do I wanna stay home? Nights. How many nights do I wanna stay home? And going out to eat is going out. Going out to a party is going out. I think so. Staying at home is when you get home from work and you don’t leave again. Yeah. I think it needs to be more of like a… It can’t just be you go out to grab food. It has to be more of an event. It has to be more of like… It’s gotta- A date night! It has to be something where you gotta think about what you’re wearing. You just can’t go outta the house in whatever. This feels like a weird stipulation. I mean it has to be built up a little bit. I mean you can go out to dinner or go out to the movies. I’m including going out to dinner. Including going out to dinner, but not just grabbing a bite. You mean like not getting takeout? What do you mean? Not just saying, “Oh I’m gonna go “and I’m gonna grab a bite at this place.” This is more like, “Oh no, I’m having a day.” You’re just saying the same words again. Yeah, that’s going out man. Maybe your definition of going out is different, but count that! No, it’s not a date. If it’s like, on the way home, I’m gonna go by Chipotle and I’m gonna eat a burrito, that’s not going out. But you’re gonna stay inside and eat it, or are you gonna get a drive through? Because if- I’m gonna eat it in the Chipotle, but that doesn’t count. Why don’t you just take it home? Just take it home. Burrito stays good And it still wouldn’t count. So if you ate it at the restaurant, it wouldn’t count. Yeah. But that is not… Put a time limit on it. More than 30 minutes. Okay. Outside of that, then it counts. Right, right. How fast are you gonna eat a burrito? Less than 30 minutes, it doesn’t count. I’m just saying it doesn’t count. This is going out. It’s like, “Oh, I’m thinking about what I’m wearing.” So going out to dinner for a date or something would count. Going to Chipotle on the way to just going back home does not count. Okay. And for me, that’s four times a week. For you, I thought it was two times a week. But this is the number of nights you want to stay in. Then, it’s the opposite of what I wrote. Can you change your answers? The nights you want to stay in? I want four, five, six, seven… Oh, I did the same thing you did. So if you wanna stay in… I wanna stay in three out of the seven. See, once you start expanding to just eating, five nights out of the seven, I think you wanna stay in. I wanna stay in three nights out the seven. You wanna be out four times? You wanna be out more than not? I’m gonna change mine to four. Well, I’m glad you did ’cause I guessed Link’s amount! You got that right. Link’s! So you think we wanna go out the same amount? Link’s where he would take four! It’s just not true, Gollum. It’s not true. Link’s is four, take four. I didn’t know you wanted to go out as much as me. Link’s! Oh! Link’s is four nights. I get it. But I, I, I, I also do four. I do four. He does four. See- I do four, he does four! Once you started making it about food and not about social, then his number went up. If it was just social, I’m just curious, what is our numbers to go out for social reasons. That’s the number that I gave. And then I might even change that to a six for you, and then that’s a… No, no, no. You think I only wanna go out one night a week? Yeah. You wanna go out two nights a week? How many nights a week you wanna go out? Are you saying like, okay, you’re saying that- Go out! Going out with my wife to a date night does not count, ’cause that’s just my wife? Right. Doesn’t count for me either. So social! Social. How many social nights a week? So you’re saying a social night is when you go out without your wife? It’s when you go out with people who don’t live in your household. Wow. When you enjoy the company, socially, of people who don’t live in your home. Does my son who’s at college count as a person who doesn’t live in my home? No. Okay. I think… So basically a party. You’re serving, Link! That scared me. I’ve never been so scared of Trevor in my life. What am I serving? All of it. Just everything. Okay. Yep. Is it twice a week or is it once a week? I think it’s three nights a week for me. I think- I’m on a tear. I think it’s twice. But I think there are definitely some weeks where in addition to my date night, I only want to go out socially once. But I think typically it’s two. But if it’s like a busy week, maybe it’s just once in addition. Yeah. See, I was right about that. I feel like that’s more than… More than average. One a week? Yeah. No, it’s not. Well I was hearing some- Well first of all, the only number less than one is zero. The discussion back here was different. Less than once. Yeah. Yeah probably less than once. They have to go to month. On a weekly basis, y’all don’t like to go out? Y’all are young and vibrant people. What’s wrong with y’all? Yeah, we’re not that young. Come on guys. Not that vibrant. Anyway! I’m at a good… I mean, if it’s less than two for me, I just feel I’m wasting my life. You also really like a good like concert too. You like being up there while someone’s taking a VHS video of you. I like mixing it up. Does concert count though? I don’t know, Link had a weird system, so we gotta check. Concerts count! When you’re just going to grab a concert, does it count? Who’s the most extroverted person in this room? David Hill likes to party. What if you stop by a concert for less than 30 minutes? KG, you like to party? I don’t like to party, I like to go do things. You like to go do things? How many times a week do you go out? To do things? Yeah. Probably like two or three. Yeah, that’s right. Yeah, two or three is high. It’s high. Right you don’t have children, though. Well, to do things. Define “to do things.” Groceries. Like last week, I went to a Dodger game and then I went to Disney. Does a Dodger game count? Yeah, Dodger Game! Disney! Does Disney count? Okay. Yeah, that counts. Disney counts. All that counts. Universal though, doesn’t. Universal in Link’s system doesn’t count. Going to someone else’s house and eating their snacks counts. Oh. I like to do that. I like to do that. Hm! What an interestingly life. Does the Magic Castle count? Yeah, that counts! I’m there every other night. Explains a lot. Give us another one. Okay, I’ve gotta redo my answer. We’ve only got through one. What’s the perfect amount of people to follow on Instagram? Perfect. What? I’m interested to see how this actually tracks to whatever I follow You’re serving! Yeah, that. So lazy, you can’t even walk over here. Trevor, that could have been just a voiceover. I mean, you don’t even have to be here for that technically. And it didn’t correlate to me, actually. I didn’t feel like I served at that moment. Dude, I don’t know what you want from me, man. Well, I don’t even know what serving is, but I need some sort of correlation between something I’m doing, you know? It’s a mindset thing. It’s a mindset. It’s a mindset? Yeah, you just gotta be in the mindset that you’re serving. Hmph. I don’t know. I don’t know how many people’s the right amount to follow. You have a quota on these things? I’ve been meaning to go through my Instagram account and unfollow a bunch of things. I was taking that into account when I gave my answer. Okay. I said that I think my ideal is 40 at a time. Like I just want to be… you know? I have been looking at cats lately. You do realize, I’m just saying, at 40- And vans, and nature, and sometimes if I go out, I get tired of vans. I’m like, “I’m unfollowing all the vans.” But if you only follow 40 people, there’s a chance that you go on there two days in a row and you don’t see anything new. Oh really? Well, I knew you were 400. No, no, I’m 150, ’cause that’s about as many people as you can keep up with psychologically based on our hunter gatherer days. How could you go out three to four nights a week with people other than your wife and only follow 40 people on Instagram? He’s weird. I don’t follow any people. I don’t follow people on Instagram. I said 75 for him. Well… How many people do I follow? Link follows 118 people. and Rhett follows 400 and what? 463. 63. Oh Link’s pretty close. I couldn’t have told you that, because what Instagram ends up doing is it ends up basically figuring out who you care about and kind of just showing you that. And you don’t have to follow ’em. Right, isn’t that true? Neither of you guys follow me. Right. Do you follow us? Yes. Okay. Wow, you know what? I’ll rectify that today, Trevor. No way, let’s go! Hey, but you know what? Link won’t. Yeah. Because even when Madison Beer tried to get him to follow her on this show, he still said no. Right, ’cause I don’t really like to follow people. Yeah, yeah. You didn’t win, but you’re serving right now. I mean, who am I following? Yes! Click on that. The 118. He said I’m serving. You can’t click ’cause you’re not logged in. Can you log into Link’s account? How does it work? Maybe I’ll see. I’ll see who I’m following. Yeah. 118 people. I’m following some people. I’m definitely following some people. I don’t know. I need to clean this up though. Well, why? Like, why? Because a lot of these people, I don’t… I like to clean things up, okay? No, no, because if you don’t engage with ’em, they stop showing it to you. Oh really? It all takes care of itself, man. Okay. It takes care of itself. You don’t have to think anymore. The machines think for you. I don’t conduct any friendships over Instagram. I’ll put it to you that way. I don’t have relationships happening through Instagram. It’s not a social media for me. Great, great. What’s the perfect amount of pairs of underwear to bring on a 10-day vacation? I mean, I have a formula. I think we might have the same formula. Okay. What’d you say? 12. Well, show it to me. Prove it. Both of us. So two extra pair. If you go past a week, you gotta allow for another accident. So I allow for one accident and he allows for two accidents. If I go on a five day trip, I take six pair of underwear. If I go on a six day trip, I take seven pair underwear. If I go on a seven pair, it’s eight. If I go on a eight pair, 10. You go up to two, ’cause the probability of me shartin’ twice becomes much more real. But there are days that I don’t wear underwear at all on vacation. Listen, I have sharted once. I mean maybe more than that. I’ve sharted once on vacation, but… Going to. Dollywood. But I don’t actually take extra underwear for potential sharts. I take ’em because you might have to jump in a pool or something. You know what I’m saying? It might be like, “I mean, these might get wet.” “I don’t know what’s gonna happen.” You know, that’s why I take ’em. ‘Cause sometimes, there’s hot tubs and you forgot your bathing suit or something. Yeah, yeah. You know, you gotta get in your underwear sometimes. I bought a new bathing suit and I’m creeping towards the speedo. Surprise. Yeah. I got a bathing suit that… It’s like boxer briefs. They go down to mid-thigh and they grip pretty tightly there. But I will say they have a drawstring at the top. So there’s a drawstring at the top. It’s boxer brief underwear with a drawstring. That sounds like this guy is serving. Oh yeah. Right. Who’s lining up for that buffet? You’re gonna be one of those old guys that makes everyone feel- Well you are one of those old guys that makes everyone feel uncomfortable, but you’re just finding new ways to make more people feel uncomfortable that don’t know you. I like it tight. I like it tight and secure. What’s the perfect amount of group chats to be a part of? On text? Yeah. That’s what I call a group thread. Does that work? A text thread. I’ve got so much crossover in my text threads, you know? And it’s a little complicated sometimes. Because I’ve got family, like all of Jessie’s family and then like all of my family, and then like everybody, and then like my family without my parents. So like… Wow. There’s one where we don’t have Mama Di and Daddy Mac in it, but everybody else is in it, if somebody’s gonna say something that’s a little bit off color that maybe they would get upset about. Okay, yeah. You know? And then we’ve got like me and you and our wives, and then like it’s a couple other that’s like, me and you and our wives and like another couple. And then I’ve got some that’s just me and Jesse and another couple, but not you guys. Oh! You’ve got those too. Oh, I got plenty. I got plenty without you, man. I’ll be fine. How frequently are you participating? How active are these? I mean… Pretty active. Pretty active, let’s see here. I’ve got the “Absolute Unit” text thread. That’s the four of us. Me and Chrissy, Rhett and Jesse. Ours is called “Absolute Unit” and I don’t remember exactly why. I mean, actually, just right here… One, two, three, four, five- One, two, three… I’m gonna go that I have six, and I’m gonna say that you have- Link? Based on what you said- You’re serving! Thank you, Turbo. Just so you understand, my last one, two, three, four, five, six texts- I have to go seven texts deep before I get to a text that’s just with one other person. Six of them are threads. Is that a brag? No, I’m just saying I don’t text individual people a lot. Okay. I don’t think you texted in the groups either. You’re a member of them, but you’re silent. I’m not a great texter, yeah. I think I’m in six. I think you’re in 11. Hold on, you didn’t commit any numbers. Hold on, hold on, gimme a second, gimme a second. Forget what I said. I think you’re in six. I think I’m in 11. Oh snap! Best friends forever! But I need to clean it up a little bit. Yeah, you should clean it up. Help us make you happy by taking the 2023 Mythical Census at http://www.mythicalcensus.com and get a 15% store discount!