Welcome to Good Mythical More. Can we identify with animals? Of course we can. Can we associate the other person with the same choice? I don’t know. Aw, maybe. I don’t, ooh. I thought that it had chainmail built into that new shirt. That’s why I did that so aggressively. It actually, yeah. Don’t do it again, though. That hurts. That did hurt. That actually hurt. That hurt me. That hurt me a little bit. Just playing with you. We’re gonna play List ‘Em All. There’s others, if you want me to grab one. And, we’re gonna go with words that rhyme with “dog.” Frog. Fog. Smog. Log. Cog. Flog? Ma… g. Already? Pog. Trog. Tog. Delight. Dog. Flog. Flog, yes. Snug. I think we’re just out. You said “snug.” Yeah, I’ve been out. Are there any that we missed? I also said one that probably isn’t a word. Bog. I said “bog.” Jog. Jog. Blog. ‘Member those? But I did say cog, that’s pretty good. All right, give us our first quadrant, as we kinda figure out what we’re doing. Okay, so- To re-explain what Link so nicely explained at the top, you have to pick the dog that you think is you, and you think is the other guy. Okay. See, A, that guy right there… Jasper does that face. Jasper makes that face. And he does it when he’s happy. Not when he’s mad. He’s smiling, yeah. And he’s like, he just can’t, it’s like, when I get home from work is when he makes it, ’cause he just can’t contain himself. But it’s like, it’s ugly, and we’re like “Ooh, don’t make that face.” Don’t be ugly, Jasper. I leave. I go back out. He’s happy, though. I know, but it’s just… You’re gonna make him feel self-conscious! It’s like his face is like morphing, it’s like he’s being blasted with a leaf blower. Okay, so, again, I have my choice and Link’s choice. Just so I can get… So my choice is the thing that I think represents me, and Link’s choice is the thing that I think that he will say represents him, or I think represents him. Mm-hm. I think it… What Link thinks would represent him. Okay. I thought you were picking- I’m gonna do what I think represents Link. Yeah. Yeah. And we’ll see if he has the same view of himself, and vice-versa. I think that’s more fun. Okay, so… Me, and then… So we’re describing ourselves, then we’re… Let’s see how this plays out. I don’t know what’s going on with D. How would you describe D? Is that like mid-ear shake, and they took a photo? That made him so derpy? You know, I have no idea. So B is, it’s a Basset on a laptop. He’s grandfatherly and studious. He’s wise. Okay. What did you say about yourself? Cover up what you think I said. I said I was D. Why? Because he looks a little unkempt, and like, you know, his eyes go in different directions. That happens to me sometimes in pictures. Well your eyes are different sizes. But they don’t go in different directions. No, sometimes. That didn’t work, they were both going the same direction. Well sometimes they will, if I don’t really concentrate. Okay. You know, I just feel like… A wandering eye? D’s up for anything, you know what I’m saying? I am trying to cover up mine. I thought you were gonna say that you were B. Oh, no, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no no. Because… I don’t have glasses. You like to research stuff. Yeah, but I don’t, I mean, but I don’t look like a professor when I’m doing it. I know you don’t. But, fine, I was being easier on you than you were being on yourself. I’m hunched over and… After all that talk about, like, Jasper not being able to control himself, regardless of how it made him look, I have to go with A for me. I went with C for you. Thanks, man. That’s who I wanna be. I wanna be posh and pampered- That dog has, first of all, it’s covered in light purple clothing, everything around him is light purple, and, that dog has like gotten everything exactly the way that he wants it, and is in a giant blanket, and is, you know? He’s got his remote, he’s in control of what we’re watching. It does take me 30 minutes to get ready for anything that I’m gonna watch. There you go, C, yeah. Look, we selected all four, and we were wrong. All across the board. Let’s try again. Okay, let’s move to cats. Cats, Rhett, you wanna be associated with a cat, in general? Let’s describe these a little bit more, now. We got a cat nap. In A. You got B… That’s a sneaky cat. Sneaky. Sneaky and mean. That cat’s about to do something. C is just, that is a wild stretch there. It just looks so celebratory. That is the most celebratory stretch I’ve ever seen. And then D is cozy, and cute. I actually think that D looks a little bit like “Why did you put me in these clothes?” Miserable. Miserable to be put in this position? Just not happy with… Not happy with what the owner has decided to do. Okay. Okay. I will say that I’m kinda torn in describing myself. You know? I don’t feel like you can pin me down to one cat. Well, I can go ahead and tell you which two you’re torn between, I’ll just go ahead and put that as a little ratio. Okay. Well then I’ll do that as a… And then, for you, what do I think you are? I don’t think I’m on here. We gotta get a fifth cat. Do we have a fifth cat? No, let’s see. Okay. Mm. Lock in your answers. I don’t, this is hard, this is really hard for me. This is hard. Aye, it’s so hard. Okay. Okay. I like to look at a cat. Go ahead, you go first. Cats are great to watch. I thought that you said D because you’re associating yourself with a cat out of just requirement. It’s not a position you wanna put yourself in. I mean, that was a little deeper than I was thinking. I just went with B, because I think sometimes… He looks grumpy. Not sneaky. Yeah, I just think that people think that I might be upset, ’cause I just have a serious face a lot of times, but I’m very rarely, if ever, upset. So, unless I’m playing a bit about trombones or something. Okay, what did you think I was? You are an A, but you wanna be C, but you’re really just a guy who takes an inordinate number of naps in any given week. I… I love a good nap. But I put that as my alternate. I thought you were gonna, oh no, I said I was C. I said myself. Yeah, I said you wanna be C, but you’re actually A, which exactly what you did. I know you better than you know yourself, man. So that’s right. You did it, okay. I just interpreted, you’re completely right. Completely right. Completely right. Just like that beagle in the previous thing. You wanna hear something really sad about a cat? I was walking my dogs yesterday morning, and I saw the top half of a cat on the side of my road. Was it also with the bottom half? Nope. Oh. No bottom half. Okay, then you probably shouldn’t have told that story. And it was not alive. It was no longer living. Top half like hot dog style, or hamburger style? No, stop. I mean, I don’t know how to answer that, actually, but the, oh yeah, hamburger style, yeah. And that is what the coyote I think did, is made a meal out of- Why do coyotes do that? Because that’s what happened to me when I used to live in Sherman Oaks. We went in the front yard and there was half a cat. Mm. Like, why do they do that? What are you coyotes trying to do? What are you trying to say? The day before, there was a dead snake right there. And his mouth was open, it wasn’t a rattlesnake, it was… Just a snake. And his mouth was open, and it kinda looked like he was really relaxing, like he was… The ultimate relax. The ultimate relaxing. Yeah, he was also dead. And… Yeah. That was a bit sad. Do you wanna talk- And I also, you wanna hear something else sad about a dog, just to even it out? Yeah. I walked to the end of my walk, and, well, I’m almost to the end of my walk, and at the most precarious position on the walk- You saw the other half of the cat. Jade always has to drop a deuce, and it was like, at a precarious spot in the road. So here I am picking up dog doodoo off the road, and this car goes by me way too fast. Oh, did you give him the “Hey!” I almost did. I love giving that. And then, I noticed that the guy then whipped up where I was going and walking, so I finally walk up there- Got it cornered. And then, I see that the car’s parked at the dead end, and it like, it dead ends into like a canyon, it’s pretty picturesque. Oh, yeah. And, there’s a water tower there, and a chain link fence, and the guy is down on a knee, in front of the chain link fence, which is locked, and I was like “Maybe he’s doing some work, trying to get the lock open?” And as I walked up, I was like, I don’t know, 20 yards from him. I heard him “Hemememe” whispering something. And I was like “Well, if this guy’s, this is erratic behavior, and should I be talking to this guy? Should I say anything?” And I walked up and I looked over the vista, and I decided I wasn’t gonna say anything. And then I just kept hearing “Yamamamya. Hema.” You said he’s talking to himself? And then I was like “I gotta say something.” So I said “You looking for something in there?” And he turned around and he said “My dog’s been missing for six days, but somebody called me, and said they saw him run up this way this morning.” So that explains why I guess he was darting up there, but it doesn’t explain why he didn’t turn and ask me if I had seen the dog. Now, he got there before I did, but still, I’m walking around the neighborhood. Who was he whispering to? He was calling the dog, but he was like, I guess, embarrassed or something? To call the dog. Which made me suspicious that he was making the whole thing up. Because then I was like “Well what’s the dog look like?” And he was like “Well it’s bigger than your brown dog, a little bit. Short hair.” I was like “What’s his name?” He said “Nick.” I was like “Definitely lying.” Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, I said “So somebody saw him just now and called? ‘Cause he has a collar?” And he was like “Yeah.” And I was like “Well if you get close enough to a dog to see the phone number, can’t you hold the dog?” Is what I was thinking. This is weird, man. I just felt a little weird. You witnessed something that was not what you thought it was. Then he was like “Do you want my number?” What? I was like “I’ll look for your dog, ’cause I walk this way every morning.” He was like “Well, I could give you my information in case you see him.” I was like “Yeah, great.” And then he starts walking to his car, and I pull out my phone, and he was like “Oh, I guess you can just write down my information.” I was like “Yeah. Tell me your information, I’ll write it down.” what was he gonna go do, get a business card? I don’t know! I don’t know, it was all so strange! I’m very suspicious of this. On the walk back, I did see his dog, but I was like “I’m not telling him.” “He’s too weird!” Yeah, yeah, right. That dog’s better off in the wild. It’s just weird, right? Dodging coyotes. I don’t know, it’s just weird. Just weird. You know what? We’ve got something we wanna promote, but we’re gonna wait a second, because we want to get that story out of your memory. Keep your pets close. Let’s just go to the next one of these. Keep your enemies closer. Oh, god. Oh, we got… So now we’re into primates. We got A, what is that, a mandrill? B, we’ve got a chimpanzee. C, we got a laid back chimpanzee, grabbing his crotch. D, we got a little monkey. He’s nervous. That monkey got big ears and anxiety. Okay. The mandrill is just like totally over it. Okay. Like “Seriously?” Boss man B over there, with his cigar. Boy, I, you know, I know that we shouldn’t dress chimpanzees up like people. We shouldn’t. But when we do… I mean, but boy, is it great. It’s great. But you shouldn’t do it, you know? Even if they seem like they want to. Even if they come up and ask you to get into the clothes. Okay? Don’t do it. Don’t do it. This one’s pretty clear to me, like there’s a part that just looks like a GMM episode, in this. Oh, hell yes. Yeah, mine is remarkably easy, I just hope that Link gets it. Okay, and then the Link is not as easy here. Yeah, me, I… You know… Okay. I don’t know. All right. I’ll go with what I thought you, well, you go with what you thought I was, ’cause you had to… Exasperated mandrill, A? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks like any one moment where Link has done something very Link on the show, and then I make that face. And he might do something like C. You know? Just like “What? What do you mean my crotch was towards the camera?” “So what?” But I mean, I throw in a little bit of anxiety, but it has nothing to, the things that I’m not anxious about, I am totally crotch-first about. You know? So I can be both. So I put a little bit of a D in there. So we nailed that one. Right on for that. Now that we- Have we forgotten about the half the cat, and the lost dog? No one’s thinking about that. So let’s talk about- Creepy guy, real creepy guy. If you really wanna find your dog, why whisper at nothing? Okay, all right, let’s do the next one, and then come back and do it. Yell at the dog! We’ll do the next one, and then we’ll do the announcement when you’re not thinking about the dog- But when we do announce it, it’s gonna be… What does GMCP stand for? I can’t even remember. Good Mythical Crew, the Podcast. Sorry, Chase. Glad he’s not here today. Glad he’s under the weather. Well, I’m not glad he’s under the weather. But if he were to be under the weather, today’s a good day to do it, because I just forgot the name of his show on the Mythical Society. Good Mythical Crew Podcast. I’m not gonna promote it, though. An owl. A horse. I would call that a very surprised owl, I would call that a very wispy horse. All owls look surprised. C is a Husky, is that a Husky or a Malamute? In a car. I think it’s photoshopped. And then D is a rabbit reading a paperback. Every part of that C is photoshopped, including the wheels on the thing. You know? What is real? What is real? What is real? I’m going on a limb here. Well then it’s gotta be the owl. Ooh. I don’t know what my choice is, I know what I think your choice for yourself is. Which is B. Mkay. And I’m gonna make my choice before you tell me. Yeah, because of the hair. I mean that pony got a mane, y’all. But you know what I did? I think I’m gonna pick C for me, ’cause I just can’t explain it. And I don’t like, don’t try to get me to explain myself. Well, I just said you were also B, because I feel like that horse’s hair is kind of a combination of our two hairs. It really, yeah, it really is. I mean, it’s really actually exactly my hair right now. I mean, they took, if there was a way for them to take our DNA, put it together, with a horse? And saddle it? With a horse, that would be the horse right there. You wanna promote it now that we’ve got distance from the- Now that we’ve talked about- Half a cat and the lost dog? Genetically engineering our DNA together with a horse and making a horse-man hybrid? The only thing I was thinking was that, maybe the guy was so discombobulated, and embarrassed, because he’s the one who lost the dog. He didn’t wanna admit to it. And maybe he just wanted me to leave, because he thought that my dog would scare off his dog, if his dog was there. So he was like “If I just ignore this guy-” I think he’s just a weird dude. Well I have his number. I could call him and ask him. “I got some follow-up questions, man.” Let’s call him right now and tell him we’ve been talking about him. Michael. Ooh, that’s his name? And the dog’s name is Nick. He said his name is Michael. And the dog’s name is Nick. Well we don’t really have a choice, I’m gonna promote this at this point. Good Mythical Crew the Podcast, there’s a summer series, Link, that we’re doing over there on the society. And this is when- But Chase is doing it. Chase, yeah, but the collective we. But mostly Chase. Chase is chatting with one crew member each episode. He puts ’em in the hot seat, and they answer some questions that you might be dying to know. And some of you won’t believe that we asked them. Yeah, we asked these questions. Yeah, we did ask Chase to ask questions that when they answered ’em, it could be fireable offenses. Right. It’s really what we did. All episodes are out now, it’s available to second and third degree. Second degree, you only get the audio, but you’ll get an idea of what’s going on. But if you really wanna see what’s going on, you gotta be third degree. Who fessed up to fireable offenses? MythicalSociety.com. All right, one last one, we’ll make it quick. A, we got a sleeping pug. B, we’ve got… I think that’s a bird that’s trying to get busy. Got a sloth, and we got a camel listening to music. Okay. This is easy. This is easy. All right, okay, all right. So for you, I’m definitely C. I mean, sorry, sorry, D. D, you’re the camel with the headphones. I like to listen to music, and I like to stay… Awake. Hydrated. I put B for you because you like-a the sex. Yeah, that’s right. I mean, I like-a the sex, but you like-a to talk about liking the sex. Well I like to dance for my wife. And that’s right, right? Mm-hm. And she likes to stare at me really close when I’m doing it. Look at that. And then reject your advances because your plume isn’t big enough. That was a low blow, to try to make that the thing we went out on. I’m sorry. Oh, thanks. Plume. Good Mythical Crew the Podcast, hot seat summer. All episodes are out now, available second degree and third degree. MythicalSociety.com.