GMMore 2435: Playing A Crazy TikTok Cup Game

Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. We’re doing the canned juice cup game. Juice. Under one of these cups is a shot glass containing juice of the can. I don’t know how you put a F in juice, but I, Juicef. I appreciate it. You said juicef. Oh. Juicef. Juicef. Is there any word in the English language that has a S and then an F? Juicef. ‘Cause that’s, it’s actually, juicef, juicef. It’s actually fun to say. Juicef. What about the name Yusuf? I might have another Yusuf. I might have another kid just to name him Juicef. Juicef World. Davin found one. Misfit. Oh dang, Davin. Mr. Wheel of Fortune over there. It doesn’t end in that though. Misf. Okay, let’s check our voicemail about that. Misfit. Hey, Rhett, I’m just calling to let you know I didn’t really like the shirt you wore one time. So if you can not wear it again, I’d appreciate it. All right. Okay, thank you. Well, I was excited. You were singled out. She juicefed me. You gonna wear that shirt anymore? Yeah, I know which one she’s talking about. Yeah. You’re not gonna wear it anymore? Not gonna wear it anymore. I had already thrown it away. I already burned it. So the way this works is we just alternate. Okay. So let’s do a round of pointing at our body parts and whichever one is worth more money, you get to go first. You can go first. What? Come on, it would’ve been a fun game. You can go first. You go first. What’s up with that? Why is he saying I can go first? What’s up with that? Why are you telling me to go first? You can go first. You go first this time. I’ll go first the next time. No, I want you to go first. All right, fine. I’ll go first. You go first. I mean, if you go first, by definition, you have a greater chance of being the one that gets the shot glass because you went first. Also, you’re picking three. No, but there’s a greater chance that I won’t choose the one with the shot glass if I go first because it’s one out of five. I don’t know how statistics work, but you’re gonna have three of those. I’m gonna go first. Go first. I’ll just go first. What are the chances that you get it on the first try? One in five. 20%. Yep. 20%. But there’s a 0% chance that I get it on the first try ’cause I’m not doing it. So I’d rather be me right now. Right. That’s one of my favorite things to do is whenever something’s happening and somebody, it could be anybody says, “What are the chances?” And because it’s happening, I can say “100%”. What are the chances that you’re gonna pick up a cup? 100%. What are the chances that it’ll have a shot under it? 20%. What are the chances that I will touch a cup? 0%. Now there’s a 25% chance. Yeah, that’s right. But if I put this back. No, don’t. That would be idiotic. Well, then the chances of me choosing that one again are very high. Ha! You should’ve done my point game. Point at a body part. Oh. What is that? Tastes like Vienna sausage. It is. And you, all right, now it’s my turn. Hold on, let’s play this out, KG. Hold on, this is when it gets fun for me. Okay, right. Yeah. Yes! Now you go. Yeah, he was an only child. And when it got to this point, I always went home. I was like, “Hey, man, you’ll have plenty of fun by yourself”. Oh man, I dodged a bullet. Okay, so now I go first, which you know, now there’s a chance that I end up getting the shot glass in my second cup that I touch. Yeah, that’s true. But then I’m thinking about things like what are the chances that it’s in the exact same place that it was last time? Ooh. None. Zero. Because now we’ve demonstrated. Oh, are you sure? You sure? Yes. Oh, sorry. Which one you want? I’m not gonna, I can’t watch you. I can’t watch your face ’cause you know which one it is. Just always smiling. 50%. Woo! You know what’s cool about this, Link? It’s a 50% chance, but there’s a 100% chance that one of us will be the one to take the shot. And if it’s not you, do you know who it is? You. Me. Yes! This one’s thicker. 100% chance, man. You missed your opportunity to say there’s a 100% chance. Now, given what my stomach already feels like, I’m gonna tell you I might do a swish, but I’m not gonna do a swallow. I’ll do a swish and a spit. I will allow it for you. This one’s fish water. So I don’t think I can do the whole shot. You gotta be more specific than that. Fish water. Is that specific enough? Clam juice. Yeah. Clam juice. I’m really motivated to never drink any of this stuff. Yeah, yeah. Your effort is what’s causing you to not get the cups. So you’re first again, right? Yes, back to you first. 20% chance. No! No! Right at the tip top. Hey, it’s very clear. It looks fine. It looks fine. See, you smelled it before you dealt it. It looks fine. It can’t be that bad. I mean, I was gonna say this one is not that bad, but apparently it is. I’m just, I get, well, it tasted bad and then I get scared. So what is it? It is bad. What does it taste like? But it’s like a bad vegetable. Is it bean water? No. Is it pickle juice? It’s earthy. Uh-huh. Oh, it’s mushroom juice. Yeah. Tater. Tater juice. Okay. Now you go. It’s fun, man. Come on. You can’t lose. Oh, this is fun. Why is it not fun for you? Well, I think it’s fairly obvious ’cause the game is over. Because I’m not crazy. That’s why it’s not fun for me. Okay? All right, now you ruined the fun for me. Why? Because you had to do it. No, because that wasn’t fun for me. Good. This part’s fun. Now I gotta go first again. Check out these dink it and sink it, we’re calling these can glasses because they’re glass, but they’re shaped like cans. And they hold a nice 12 ounces of, 16 ounces of water. So you can put a can plus ice. But you can’t put a can inside it. See? And it says “dink it” on one side. It says “sink it” on the other. You could put a can on top of it. You could take a can and turn it up like this. That’s cool. See, now you’re having fun. I knew what was gonna happen, yet I’m still having fun. See? Kinda like this. Ah! That’s what you get for being a cocky, cocky, cocky. What is it? What is it? Bean water. Do you like it? It’s a specific. Lima bean water. Yeah. Really? Lima bean water. Same as a butter bean? I know my beans. I’ve had three of these. How many have I had? Three? Four? Three? Yeah, three out of four. Who goes first this time? Odd number, you. Okay. I’m going back here. Yes, you. Look at him. Look at him. Four out of five. Oh, we’ve got fish water again. The fish water,, you always gotta pause a little bit. Ooh. Roo, roo. Oh. Uh-uh. Oyster? No, it is a shellfish though. Oh, it’s crab water. Yeah. Tasting a little shell? You want some crab water? No, dude. No. Let me smell it though. I’m just not. That’s four out of five that you’ve had to take. I’m not up for this today. Yeah. Well, here’s the thing. I really want it. I’m tempted to say, “What if I started trying?” But that doesn’t make any sense. It’s a game of chance. There’s literally zero strategy and it’s my time to go first. Like thinking about which one it is is like the people who play “Deal or no Deal” and listen to the crowd. It doesn’t matter. Hey, guys, why don’t you cheer based on where I should go? Woo! Woo! Woo! Yes! Thank you, Maggie. I refuse to play your game. I refuse. Oh wow, this is exciting. I wanna, I gotta call my wife. Which red cup do you think it should be, baby? The one on the right or the one on the left? I really feel like it’s the one on the left. I really feel like it’s the one on the left. Who’s left? Woo! Woo! She’s got Scooby Doo back there. Yes! Dang it. Thank you. Is this five out of six? Yeah. I’m so happy. I gotta move my thing back ’cause I’m happy. It tastes like prunes. It’s pretty clear. Prunes don’t come in liquid though. I know it’s not prunes. I said it tastes like prunes. It’s fruit. You think it’s fruit? I don’t have a way to place this. Yeah, it’s, I was trying to think of the dish that my mom used to put it in sometimes. Yeah, like a stir fry. Water chestnuts. Yeah. Where else do they appear? Only in your mother’s stir fry. But it’s kind of stinky. Okay, so now this is back to Link going first ’cause this is the seventh one. I’ve gotten five out of six. Is this the last one? Okay. Thank goodness. I can’t keep pressing my luck. It’s pretty phenomenal. Every round is independent. The odds are the same. The odds start the same every time. 20%. Ah! Hopefully, this is a bad one. Hopefully, it’s a bad one. Come on, man. I’ve had five of these. Oh! See? Look at that. Oh! I was gonna say, I bet you they put more than one, but I didn’t want you to find it. You stinkers. And now I just found both of them. You gotta drink both of them. You’re the one that kept Well, I’m not picking those up. You’re the one who kept wanting to play. I thought it would. I’d start with the thick one first and then I’d follow it up with the clear one. You gotta tell us what you think it is now. You gotta tell us what you think it is. That’s clams. That’s clams. That’s clam juice. I know it. Is it clams? That’s every single one we’ve had mixed into one shot glass. Ooh, so clams. Yes, you’re right. And then that’s just probably vodka, but not. I hope. We couldn’t have that on the show. What is that? All I’m tasting is the clams. Let me. It’s water. Sweat of the crew. It’s water. Is it just water? Is it water? Yeah, it’s just water. Oh God. Thank you. It’s water. Don’t. Oh. Wow. They do this on TikTok, is that why it sucks? Now see, that actually was fun because I was like, “Maybe there’s something under there”. Dink it and sink it. Our favorite way to drink it. Shop the dink it and sink it can glasses at mythical.com.

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