
Welcome to Good Mythical More! Do we know the legal government, what is it? It’s not government issued. It’s parent issued usually, names. Birth name. Birth names of entertainers who have then changed their name. Especially Bruno Mars. Because if they didn’t change their name, this game would be easy. But first freeze frame. I’m not gonna freeze. And then they gotta choose. Options! And who knows what story they put with that. We don’t, but you do. Alright, I think I know Bruno Mars. I’m gonna hit you with a birth name and then you are going to tell me what the like entertainment name is. Well, is one of ’em Bruno Mars? Well, we teased it, so it better be. I hope so. Hope so. I hope so. And you also have multiple choices but I don’t think you need ’em, right? ‘Cause you just know this. Not at first. Innately. ‘Cause it might be like they’re somehow related, you know? No. Peter Gene Hernandez. Peter Gene Hernandez. Hernandez, Hernandez. Mario Lopez. P G H. P G Hernandez. Come on you guys. You know this one. Oh. Personally? We know this person. You know the answer to this. Matt Carney? Yep! I always knew Carney was his stage name. Peter Gene. What do you mean, we know this? You know. You do, you know it. It it a singer? Mhm. Oh, Bruno Mars. Yeah! Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don’t we start with Bruno Mars? Oh, I thought I knew it. Yeah, P G Hernandez. But Mario Lopez was one of the multiple choices that wasn’t true. Oh really? Yeah. Okay. It says for Bruno Mars, he was a chubby baby. So his family nicknamed him Bruno, after the large wrestler, Bruno Sammartino. Sammartino. Yeah. Huh. Cool. So he didn’t make up his own nickname? Just his own last name? I don’t know where the Mars came from. Mars came from- The candy bar. A label executive. What about Mars? Yeah. It’s out of this world. You’re going places son. Okay, I’m gonna try and pronounce this correctly, Belcalis Almanzar. Okay. Should’ve just stuck with that. Is it be Belcalis? Belcalis. Belcalis Almanzar. Yeah. Mario Lopez. Almanzar. Almanzar. This might be… Hmm… This is Shakira. Is it a actor? No. Is it a singer? Mhm. Okay. Belcalis. Well, you could go even more specific than that, I suppose. Is it a singer who sings high notes? What do you mean? Yes. No. A rapper? Mhm. Oh, it’s a rapper. Oh. Who is this, Kid Frost? This is… Snoop Dogg. Luda. Nope. Give us some options I guess. Doja Cat. Well the option’s kind of… I’m gonna say Doja Cat. Doja Cat’s not her real name? Little Dicky’s not his real name either ’cause that’s what he told me. Yeah. Yeah. His real name’s Dave. Your options are Doja Cat, Selena Gomez, and Cardi B. Cardi B! Hey! Cardi B. Cardi B. B for Belcalis. No, so I had heard this part. Growing up people would call her Bacardi ’cause it sounded similar to her first name. And because her sister was named Hennessy. For real? So then eventually Bacardi became Cardi B. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. Cardi B. Bacardi. Cardi B. Bacardi B. Bacardi B. Maybe would’ve been nice too. Cardi B, I like that. Nice, nice, Backwards Bacardi. Rearranged Bacardi. All right. Philip John Clapp. Philip John Clapp. Philip John Clapp. Eric Clapton. Kept a little bit of that Clapp. P G C, Philip John Clapp. Is this a singer? No. Is this an actor? Hmm… I mean. Oh! Is this a reality? I guess. Is this a multi hyphenate? Yeah. Is this a dancer? I don’t think he’s, his number one thing isn’t being known for being an actor per se. Magician. Who’s, Criss Angel? Mrs. Criss Angel. He is in- I’m thinking about John Clapp. A movie series. I mean, he’s in a TV series and a movie series you’ve, Rhett, talked about enjoying. A movie series? That I’ve talked about enjoying? Mhm. Philip John Michael Murray Clap. Based on a TV series. Based on a TV series that I’m enjoying? He’s also- A movie based on a TV series? Is that what she said? She did say, that I’m enjoying. That you’re enjoying? Yeah. I’m currently enjoying it. You’re enjoying? I recently enjoyed it. A movie based on a TV series. Wow. Okay. I need help with this. What am I enjoying these days that I’m talking about? I mean, how many times is there a TV series that then there’s a movie? I mean the Simpson movie. We have had a guest on this show who is also a star of that TV series that is also a movie series. And you played cards with him. Is it a Shazam thing? This is… Cards? This is Johnny Knoxville. Yeah! Philip John Clapp with two Ps? Got it. Okay. Yes. I love that. A TV series that has movies, “Jackass” I have been enjoying those recently. Mhm. I wanted to show you something. Gwynedd let me borrow her Jane Fonda’s Primetime Workout. Interesting thing about this, sold for $40. Good God, yeah, well- Back in the, let’s see, it doesn’t say on here, but this is eighties. But the interesting thing about this Carl Home Video Production is there’s tips on the back and there’s 10 of ’em. Whoa. And it includes, I mean, number 10 is be sure to wear shoes with good cushioning and support for the aerobics section. Tip number one, try to set a regular time to exercise and stick to it. Tip number two, three times a week on alternate days is the minimum number of workouts you should strive for. Number three, turn off the phone before you start and avoid interruption. Turn off the phone. But the phone was like plugged into the wall. Who in their right mind would do that? I guess unplug it. Turn off the phone. And if you turn off your phone and you called somebody in the eighties, it wouldn’t ring. It would be a busy signal. It would be busy. And then you get to step number four. Empty your bladder. Yeah. You gotta empty your bladder. That’s a good one. That should be higher up. Empty your bladder. Turn off your bladder. Turn off your phone, turn off your bladder. That’s what I wanted to talk about. Oh, you wanted to get to bladder? I mean it literally just tells you to pee. Well, if you ever peed during aerobic exercise? It’s quite a mess. Especially if you have the right shoes. You know? You’re doing a lot of jostling, you know? You’re hopping and then you’re down and you’re hopping. And think about if you’ve had, you know, some kids. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything’s just gonna slip out. Yeah. Oh really? After I had kids, I started peeing everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Right. Mark your territory. Right. Let ’em know you’re still in charge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially while exercising. Empty your bladder, wear comfortable absorbent clothing that allows you to- Pee on yourself. Empty your bladder again. Yeah. Right. That’s step number nine. Alright, well thanks for sharing that Link. You’re welcome. What is Jane Fonda’s birth name? That is a good question that we will Google. Probably not Jane Fonda. Well, no, ’cause her dad’s Henry Fonda. Probably not Henry Fonda’s. I think it’s Henry Fonda Jr. That’s weird. It looks like her birth name, It was J A Y N E and she changed it to get rid of the y. Yeah, get rid of the Y. If you’ve got a Y in your name, get rid of it. After you empty your bladder. Who’s real surname? Does anyone have an important Y in their name? Okay. Mikayla what would your name be without a Y? Mikala. Mikala. Mikala. Okay. You said, what was you, what’d you say? You said, what was you? Stevie? Oh, you’re talking, that’s your look to me? You said a name? This direction? Yeah. I said whose real surname is Cockburn. Cockburn. Uh… Cock, Cock, Cock. It’s funny. This is an actor from the eighties? Actor, director. Actor, director. Scorsese. Scorsese. I loved him in Cannonball Run. Everybody knows he’s a Cockburn. Cockburn. Peter Cockburn. Peter Jackson. She- Oh, yes. Was that a party we went to one time. And is a director? An actor, director. Actor, director. Did you have a crush on her? No. Actor director. She was at a party we went to? Did I talk to her? No. Thankfully you did not talk to her. We kept you distracted. We went to a party. And what was that party we went to where they were doing the, they were doing the pictures and Christy and Jessie were there and Stevie was there. Which pictures? The fancy pictures? They were doing fancy pictures, but we didn’t take the fancy pictures. Oh, so it wasn’t the Audi thing because- No, no, no. Because we got pictures. This is that smaller party at the Roosevelt Hotel or something like that. Laura Dern? Nope. I know her last name is Dern. But we saw her at that party. Who was the other woman? Is that the party you’re talking about? No. Oh. Which party was it? There’s so many we’ve attended. You know what is weird is that I’ve been to two parties that she has been at. And the first party would give you more of a hint because the first party was a wrap party for, I think it was called House? House. Yeah. That show? Mhm. House M. D? Mhm. I didn’t go to a wrap party for House M.D. No, I did. You watched a lot of house. So who was on house? Oh, it’s also a director. She directed and she had a tiff with the, uh… Yep. The girl who had the Russian accent in the Marvel movies. Okay. She’s pretty. She was also on The O.C. And I think she’s- When you said the girl that had a Russian accent are you talking about- I think you’re confusing two actresses. She had a tiff with her. Scarlett Johansson’s sister. Scarlett Johansson? You refer to Scarlett Johansson as- No, her sister. I thought you were talking about Florence Pugh. Florence Pug. Yeah. Yeah. She’s black widow’s little sister. Boy, I don’t know what we’re talking about here. Oh, you know, she was in House and she had- I didn’t watch house. Olivia, Olivia…. Mhm. Olivia Munn. Olivia Munn! No, not Olivia Munn. Olivia Rodrigo. What’s name? Olivia Wilde! Olivia Wilde! Oh, Olivia Wilde was Olivia Cockburn? There you go. Olivia Cockburn. Olivia Wilde. Trying to say it as Cockburn, not Cockburn. Cockburn. Olivia Wilde. Yeah. That was a good move. She comes from a family of writers so she took the name from Oscar Wilde. I thought you were gonna say she comes from a family of Cockburns. That too. She does that too. Of course she does. Whose real name is Eric Marlon Bishop. Oh, Eric Marlon Bishop? Is any of this still, did he keep any of this? Is it like- Marlon Williams? I don’t know his middle name but from his first name and last name, no. Eric Marlon Bishop. Is it a wrestler? No. Missed opportunity there. Is it a spokesman? Like the guy from Allstate. No. The Allstate guy changed his name to the Allstate guy. Is it a game show host? No. Is it a singer? Well there’s murmurings after I said game show host. Apparently he has hosted things. Yeah, but you wouldn’t, that’s not what he’s known for. Is he a race car driver? No. Was he the star of Blackish? No. Is he a gymnast? No. Do you know if he’s into skateboarding? No. Is he CPR certified? Give us some choices. Jamie Foxx. Oh. The Weeknd. Jamie Foxx is definitely a made up name. Or Michael B. Jordan. Oh, The Weeknd. No, it’s not The Weeknd. The Weeknd is, I’m so bad with names right now. But you know that The Weeknd has a real name And you know what it is? I knew it until you asked, his name is not- Michael B. Jordan doesn’t make sense because he added the B to not be called Michael Jordan I would think. Aha. So it’s gotta be Jamie Foxx. It’s Jamie Foxx. Yeah. The reason is not great, I gotta say. What is The Weeknd’s freaking name? Abel. What’s Abel’s last name? Testavalulu something. Abel Cockburn. Says Jamie Foxx, Jamie noticed female comics would always get a time slot at comedy shows. So he started using unisex names like Jamie Foxx to get on stage. He’s a hustler man. Okay. Alright. Well, interesting. Yep. And I get the whole Jamie Foxx. It’s not just a- Yeah, it’s almost stripper-eqsue. A gender neutral first name but the Foxx is like, who’s Jamie Foxx. With two Xs? He like added an extra X to it. Yeah. At least he didn’t go three. Who is Eric Marlon Bishop? Yeah. I mean, I gotta say it worked out for him. Mhm. I mean, he could have just said Eric Foxx. Oh, I know why ’cause you told me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I met a girl named Eric. Where? At a party? Mark Sinclair. No, I didn’t You got me. Mark Sinclair, Mario Lopez. Mark Sinclair. Mark Sinclair. I don’t think that Mark Sinclair is a bad stage name. You think it’s good already? I think it’s fine. So this is a stage actor? If this is somebody who Sinclair feels a little too sophisticated. This is somebody who wanted to- Okay. Feel a little bit more down to earth. Yeah. Well did he did just that, I will say. Okay, great. This is an actor who went in the opposite direction. Mark Sinclair. He went in the opposite direction of Sinclair? Well you said that Sinclair sounded sophisticated. Carrot Top. And his new name, it is not giving sophistication. First name Carrot, last name Top. Larry the cable guy. No, that’s his real name. Well, what about Jeff Foxworthy? Mm. What’s wrong with that name? What bout Jamie Foxworthy? Ooh, that’d be a cool mashup. This is a action star. Oh! I don’t know any of those. Vin Diesel. There you go. Yeah Vin Diesel, I mean… It says when he was bouncing for New York City nightclubs he adopted the name to appear tougher. Vin Diesel. It’s a good name. Get outta here. I’m Vin Diesel. He put, Vinn has two Ns too, just like Foxx has two Xs. Uh uh. No, it doesn’t. Just one. Oh, well it should. It’s just like Vin number. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah he took two little car, two little car, two car things. The more I think about it, he was just looking at a car. Yeah. He was like, what do I put in this thing? Diesel. Sink, mirror. Like a Volkswagen Rabbit. Yeah. I mean it could have been anything. It could have been like Windshield Wiper Unleaded. But he ended up going, he ended up making the right choice. Unleaded. Unleaded just doesn’t sound as tough as diesel. Wheel Unleaded. It’s just the worst of the gas types. Tire Tank. Eileen Regina Edwards. Window Bumper. Eileen Regina Edwards. Oh, Rihanna. Rihanna. I think she says Rihanna. Did I tell you I’m one degree away from Rihanna now? Our friend, Brian Kennedy, produced a couple albums for Rihanna, right? At least one Grammy winning. He played on ’em. Yeah, he collaborated with her. So, I mean, I haven’t brought it up with him yet. You know what I’m saying? I’m just letting you know that I now have a friend who has worked with Rihanna. That’s all I’m saying. I haven’t, I don’t know what to do next. Yeah. I’m looking for tips. I’m thinking about changing my name to Bumper Window. To get in there. Before I reach out. Or Window Bumper or Tire Tank. I need help with the name before I reach out. Tire Tank will work. My friend Tire Tank really wants to meet you. I think you should, something with Pump, I feel like. Oh, okay. Hose pump. Hose pump. So you’re at just at the gas station. Tire Pump. No. Tire Gauge. Eileen Regina Edwards. Isn’t there a certain like southernness to this for you? Eileen Regina. Oh, Reese Witherspoon. Which has nothing to do with where she’s from but I was trying to make a connection with her music. Oh. Shania Twain. There you go. Shania Twain. She’s Canadian. Well first of all, Shania Twain excellent work there on the stage name. That’s a good one. Shania. Nailed it because we all fell in love with Shania and then found out she was Canadian and we’re like, well I’m already in love with her. You know? It’s like, that they did it right with the music, the whole packaging of everything and the name. And then you’re like, she’s Canadian. You’re like, okay. I guess that’s all right. Yeah. I can still like a Canadian country singer. Yeah. Shania Twain. I wonder who came up with that. I had a middle school teacher that was obsessed with Shania Twain. I think I’ve talked about him before. He also had like, he would chug liters of, was it Mountain Dew or Mellow Yellow? Probably Mellow Yellow. It’s better, it is better. Also had giant sweat stains under his pits ’cause he would do like a lot of like gesturing. Yeah, he’s thinking about that all the time. I actually really liked him but he always talked about Shania. Yeah. He would literally chug a two liter? Yeah. He’d have a two liter. A like, a stunt? No, more like a, you know, you carry around a big water bottle and you’re like I’m gonna drink this throughout the day. But like a two liter of Mellow Yellow. So it was hot. Yeah. What a weirdo. Yeah. Shout out to you, sir. My brother had a poster of Shania Twain in his dorm room. Remember that? Uh uh? Yeah. Really? Yeah. He had that famous Shania Twain, the image that you would remember if I were to show it to you. Black leather pants? It is from the, I think it’s from her, not maybe the first but the most popular album like at the time. Which, you know, like, late nineties. I just pictured her in the black leather pants. She might’ve been, I can’t really remember. What other posters did he have? Nothing. It was just Shania. Just the one? Huh. I can’t remember any other ones but I do remember the Shania one. You sure it wasn’t Badget’s poster? Nope, it was Cole’s poster. See now that’s a name. If you wanna make yourself something, you can make yourself Badget. Yeah. I’ve never known another Badget. Everybody known another Badget? Badget Rent Cycle. That’s what I would call myself. That’s a good name, Badget. Yeah, Badget was Cole’s roommate. Rhett and Badget. Remember Good Mythical Evening is coming up fast. We’re gonna be going live on August 24th at 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific. Get your tickets goodmythicalevening.com.
