Welcome to Good Mythical More. We going to give it to you. We got it. And we’re gonna give it to you. More. More of it. More of us talking, doing stuff, trying to figure out if we were snacks, what snacks we would be. ‘Cause it’s a personality quiz. But first, 10 word story. Remember we don’t have, it doesn’t have to be 10. It doesn’t have to be 10 words anymore. It doesn’t have to be 10 words. Won’t you start. Follicles. Often. Grow. On. People. S. Nether regions. Because. That’s. Why. Sweat. Forms. Down. There. Until. It. Gets. Wet. And then. That was two words. And. Then. I. Massage. My. Skin. Because. I. Just. Love. To. Massage. My. Skin. You wanted it to end. Yeah. Alright. Can we see what we said? Did anybody keep up with that? I think hair does grow in sweaty places. We just have to watch it back. It’s a wicking. Follicles often grow in people’s nether regions because that’s why sweat forms down there because I love to massage my skin, because I love to massage my skin. Well, no, when it gets wet. When it gets wet, there’s wet. Yeah, can’t forget that. Yeah, when it gets wet. It’s a good thing I’m here. Hey, that was a, you know, that was one of our better stories. Yeah. If that says anything. It was like a science. I was trying, did you notice? I do, I did a new thing. Two new things. Just, I’m just give, I’m just giving myself, I’m just saying the things that I did that seemed to help me. Yeah. Two things. Number one, close my eyes for most of it. Oh, really? Okay. Number two. Just said the first word that came to my mind, without thinking. Right. And it was easier to do when I don’t see anything. It’s like a horse, you know. Oh, really? Yeah. Cover those horses’ eyes and they’ll be thinking all kinds of things. No horses, it’s not that they don’t see anything, it’s that they only see in front. In the front. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But horses, I’m a, oh, sorry. No, finish about horses. Horses seem mostly to the side. Okay. Unless you put on the blinders. I mean, you ever seen horses? Oh, ’cause their eyes are positioned. Yeah. They’re like this. Yeah, yeah. But they’re, but blinders don’t blind a horse. They don’t, they can kind of know what’s happening in front of them, you’re right. But it’s not a lot. ‘Cause it’s mostly just face in front of them. Do you know what we’re doing? Yeah. Can I tell you and the people? Please. The mythical beasts. So one of my favorite things that not only is Sporked a resource for knowing what the best thing you should buy the grocery is, but also they do articles where you can match your zodiac sign to different snacks and condiments and things. Love it. And, Very scientific. We wanted to play that with you, but we also know that like, especially the three of us just aren’t very good at zodiac signs, so we got Spork to like boil down each one to personality traits instead. So if you’re curious what you are after this More, go Spork.com and you can see what you are. Cool. But what we did was we seeded out these different descriptions of things. Like the first category is condiments. And we asked the Mythical crew what they thought you two were. And then they voted. The crew? Yeah, the crew. The Mythical crew. So like, for instance, we’re gonna start with condiments. Okay. And then I’m gonna ask you what you think you are. I’m gonna close my eyes. Oh, your eyes are closed too. Already. Okay, you’re gonna see what you think you are and how that matches up to the crew. Yeah, I’m gonna start closing my eyes a lot more on the show. If that’s a problem, I’m sorry. Oh, great. Cool. Ketchup. Grounded, stable, and reliable. Grounded? Grounded. Ketchup is ground? Well, no, I think they mean like you are grounded. It’s grounded, it’s like the first choice. You know, it’s like yes, we put ketchup on this thing. ‘Cause I think pepper is grounded. Like based. Is that what Gen Z says? Grind, ground. Mm. Okay. Ground is stable and reliable. Yeah, yeah. Sweet chili sauce. Fun and outgoing, but complicated. Okay. Alright. We got a candidate there. Barbecue sauce. Bold and in the spotlight. Okay. Honey mustard. Champion of fairness and balance. Oh. Okay. Mayo Like Fox News. Fox News is the honey mustard of news. Okay. Mayo. Passionate and supportive. Okay. Neither of us. Hold on. Why is Mayo passionate? I think ’cause maybe if you like Mayo, you really like Mayo. Yeah. And then there’s people who are haters. I do, I definitely know that it’s a very supportive condiment. You can put bread right on top of it. Oh, yeah, the viscosity of Mayo is nice. It holds things. But it doesn’t draw, it’s not like barbecue sauce, it doesn’t draw attention to itself. You barely know it’s there sometimes until you taste it. Yeah. Yellow mustard. You know exactly what you’re getting, and what you’re getting is good. And Kranch, innovative for the sake of innovation. So those are all the condiments. Is Kranch ketchup and ranch? Yeah. It’s cranberry sauce and ranch. No. Yeah, I always forget that. So you can see you have a little cheat guide so you can see, you know, the descriptions I just read. Now, Oh, we only get to pick one. Yeah. What do you think, ’cause that’s what we asked Mythical crew to do. I’m sure, What do you think you are? I think I’m sweet chili sauce. Fun and outgoing, but complicated. Okay. I’m not, I don’t think I’m particularly, You’re not stable or reliable. No, I’m not reliable. I don’t think I’m unstable. But I don’t think, Well I wouldn’t say you were stable. I like, I’m, if you tell me to be somewhere, I will be there. Yeah. Just when is a question. Yeah. And I’m usually on time. What? Yeah. But I’m not reliable in another way. Yeah. I think you’re more reliable. I think, definitely think ketchup is a part of my personality. But it, I mean, ketchup’s a little, I mean, Kind of boring. If y’all thought I was just ketchup, that says a lot about what you think about me. You wouldn’t like that because you’re bold and you like to be in the spotlight. I think I’m ketchup and barbecue sauces mixed. Okay, so it looks like for Link, What about about champion in fairness and balance? Yeah. I, there’s nothing else for me. Innovative for the sake of innovation. Maybe. Passionate. Yes. Supportive. You usually get the big, the, you usually embrace the, Sweet chili sauce. The pants trend before I do. So, I mean, that’s a little Kranchy. I could be a little Kranchy, but I’m going with sweet chili sauce. And you’re going with what? Barbecue sauce. I’ll go with barbecue sauce. What’s your second choice? Ketchup. Oh. Oh wait, well, Link, what’s your second choice? Kranch. Okay. Innovative for the sake of innovation. So, Rhett. Almost 28% of the Mythical crew thought you were barbecue sauce, bold and in the spotlight. And 20.4% thought you were ketchup. Grounded, stable, and reliable. So I know you guys well and you know me just as well. Yeah. We know each other so well. It’s not that you know them, it’s that you know what they know about you. That’s half the battle. That’s not knowing somebody. That’s half the battle. Knowing what someone knows about you is half the battle. That’s what ever, it’s on every bumper sticker that I’ve ever bought. That’s very, it’s very barbecue sauce of you to say. Yeah. And Link, almost 41% of the crew thought you were sweet chili sauce. Fun and outgoing, but complicated. Aw. Now the runner up is, Thank you, I’m complicated. Interesting. 14.8% yellow mustard. You know exactly what you’re getting and what you’re getting is good. You know exactly what you’re getting. I don’t, That seems to go against, Yeah, that’s not true. Yeah. I’m not predictable is what you’re saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I’m glad that 54 of you responded to both of us. That makes me feel good. Well, now Rhett, I gotta say, I’m just glad we still have that many people working for us. You’re smallest piece is Mayo. I still got a lot of, I got a lot of mustard. Your smallest piece is, look at how tiny your Mayo is. Passionate and supportive. Yeah, yeah. Well, I’m very passionate, but I’m not very supportive. So it, you know, let’s see. Honey mustard, champion and, Link’s smallest piece is grounded, stable, and reliable. Yes, sir. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you see how this works? It’s so fun. We’re going cheese next. I mean, I’ll tell you if I think my wife would disagree, but so far. I like that as a secondary. I like that as a secondary follow up. Will Christy agree, is like the other thing we’re gonna ask. Yeah. Okay. Yes, cheese. Bleu cheese. A bit of an acquired taste. I love Bleu cheese though. I love Bleu cheese. That’s it. That’s the explanation? A bit of an acquired taste. Manchego. Sweet, nutty, fruity, salty, rich. Rich. Oh, wait. Nutty and rich? Yes, yes. I’m reading the right thing. I thought we were just describing these cheeses. Ah, it’s, everything’s good. Fruity. Well, let me just say right now, What does it mean to be fruity? You’re kind of all of those things. I mean, you’re definitely nutty and fruity. You also can be a little bit sweet, and you definitely are salty. And I think you’re rich. I, I’m sweet and salty. I mean, if you’re not Manchego, then y’all missed out. I don’t even know the rest of them. Nutty and fruity. Orange Cheddar. What’s fruity mean? Loves to be number one. You can’t say that about cheese. What? Orange. Loves to be number one. He knows that’s gonna be him. No, this is, You can’t say that about me. I refuse to take that. Okay. Velveeta. Sensitive, soothing, and calming. Yeah, no. Parmesan. Worth the wait to get through the hard emotional outer shell. Neither one. I don’t, I have a, my, I don’t have a hard emotional shell. That’s a myth. Brie. Mysterious and misunderstood. And Burrata. Fun, creative, and weird. Okay. Why is Burrata fun, creative, and weird? It is, I mean, if you get, if you’re in like Fuquay and you get Burrata, people will start asking questions. I’m just saying. ‘Cause it’s like a, It’s not a normal cheese. It’s like a gelatinous globe of cheese. I don’t know about that. I really like Burrata. I don’t know if I’ve had Manchego cheese. Oh, it’s great. Or how to say it. It’s a Spanish cheese. It’s great. It’s great with, But it’s sweet, nutty, fruity, salty, and rich? Iberico ham. Maybe I would like, is it hard? Yeah. Yeah, it’s good. You would like it. It’s one of my three cheese requirements on my cheese boards. As is Manchego. Also, if you get the, like crystally bits, you know? Oh, I know what you’re talking about. Crunchy little bits. I think I’m actually Brie because y’all misunderstand me and told me I was Orange Cheddar. But I’m actually mysterious and misunderstood I think, do you think we’re both a bit of an acquired taste? Well, of course. I don’t, I would like to think that we’re not. Ah, based on feedback that I’ve received from the wide range of people on the internet, I would say yes to that. All right. I’m going for sweet, nutty, fruity, salty, and rich. I’m all of those things. Proudly. Okay, so Rhett, 24% said Orange Cheddar. Your runner up, which was close to being number one, runner up was just over 20% for Manchego. Sweet, nutty, fruity, salty, and rich. Okay. Okay. Link. Yeah. Nearly 39% said Burrata. Fun, creative, and weird. Okay, yeah. But your runner up is just over 20% with Bleu cheese. A bit of a acquired taste. I’m a bit of an acquired taste? Whoa. Whoa. Now, Rhett, your smallest pie was Brie, mysterious and misunderstood. Yeah, ’cause, And Link, yours was. Because I’m misunderstood. Yours was Parmesan, worth the wait to get through the hard emotional outer shell. That was, they did not feel that way about you. I do not have a hard emotional outer shell. No, I don’t have that. That’s right. Or if you do, it’s not worth the wait to get to. I know I’m weird, but I also think I’m, yeah, I think I’m sweet and salty. Nutty. And rich. Okay, next one. Okay, we’re going Mountain Dew flavors. Rich you can’t, means you can’t have too much, you gotta keep it to small dose. Okay. Can’t take too much at once. Yeah. Okay. That’s rich Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew flavors. Flamin’ Hot. Always keeps things spicy. Livewire, energetic and adventurous. Pitch Black, mysterious and enigmatic. Spark, balanced and harmonious. Baja Blast, main character energy. Seein’ a lot of this now, this whole main character thing. I don’t have that though. Code Red. I’m not seeing it in you, I’m seeing it as a trend. Yes. There’s always one. Code Red, compassionate and sweet once you get to know it. And Voltage, playful and curious. Hmm. Hmm. I would like to be playful and curious. I would like to be energetic and adventurous. I’m, I think I’m between those. I hope, ’cause main character energy is negative. I’m going with Livewire. Energetic, adventurous. Well, you, this is one where you both got the same thing. Main character energy. They both gave us, It’s main, it’s main character energy. Really? Baja Blast. Yeah, Rhett, you’re 31.5%. Link, you’re 27.8%. Yeah, I, yeah. Now I will point out, Rhett, your runner up is Spark, balance and harmonious. Of course, Link, that is your smallest piece. That is your smallest. So how can you be main character energy, but also balanced and harmonious? I don’t know, man. Don’t ask me. I don’t think main character energy is negative. I dunno, man. I don’t think it’s negative. I think it’s like, The memes that I’ve seen, it’s always like somebody doing something like, main character artist makes music video in a Target without permission. Yeah, man. Mm. Mm, yeah. Yeah. But I’ll own it. Okay, I’ll give you a choice. Well, actually the choices were cereal or soda, and I feel like Mountain Dew is a soda so we should do cereal, no? Yeah, let’s do cereal. Okay. Okay. Are you learning a lot about yourselves? Oh, yes. Yeah. I don’t know. Are you learning that about, about the crew? I don’t know. Ask me. Well, they’re all, you know, they were given options. You know, they were just given options. That’s all they can do is pick, pick me up, pick from options. And they weren’t asked to write essays about us. They would’ve been different. I am now though. That’s next. You are what? Next More is we just read your essays about us. Yeah. And I’m not talking about like a 360 review either. I’m talking about, Yeah, it’s all glowing. Glowing, glowing essay. See the salty is coming out. Okay, Frosted Flakes. Ambitious, bold, and loves to win. Oh, come on. Trix. Spontaneous and playful. Impulsive at times. Okay. This could be me. Okay. It could be Count Chocula. Passionate, dramatic at times. Fiercely loyal, dramatic, fiery, and dramatic. Okay. So there’s, we got two dramatics. So passionate, fiercely loyal, fiery. Dramatic. If it, I wouldn’t wanna overemphasize the dramatic to say that I think Christy is Count Chocula. Oh, crap. We forgot to do, we forgot to see if Christy would approve. I don’t think she would disagree. Okay. I would tell you if she would disagree. Okay, great, great, great. But I call her my Honey Bunches of Oats. Oh, gosh. Honey Bunches of Oats, restores balance to the world. Restores balance to the world. I love that that’s the description. I love Honey Bunches of Oats. I haven’t had that in so long. Quite good. It’s good. Don’t let ’em get soggy, but you have time. Yeah. Oreo O’s, lives in a fantasy world. Yeah. Ah, this is what Christy would vote for me, but I don’t think that’s what I’m voting for myself. Frosted Mini Wheats, Patient and dedicated. Honey Nut Cheerios. Perfectionist. Hmm. Well, I’m assuming that you chose Frosted Flakes. What do you think you are though? I mean, I’m a perfectionist. And I think Honey Nut Cheerios is a good embodiment of that. I think they did good with this. You did good. You did good, sport. I mean, probably Frosted Flakes. Out of these choices. All right, I’m going with Trix. Rhett, 46.3% voted for Frosted Flakes. Ambitious, bold, and loves to win. Runner up, 16.7%, Honey bunches of oats. Restores balance the world. Huh. And, Link, you got Trix. 31.5%, spontaneous and playful. Impulsive at times. At times. Don’t think, just do. And then 27.8% perfectionist, Honey Nut Cheerios. Oh, you know me. I feel so seen. So look at that, that’s who you are. Oh, that’s it? That’s who you are. As snacks, as people, as the crew sees you. Now you can think about that. And so now we’re gonna have things, Written about us. From those things made of us in our likeness, like, Yeah, what else are you gonna do for us, guys? Write an essay, do a Photoshop. You gonna make little dolls out of Frosted Flakes and Trix for us? And then feed them to us, on camera? Body pillows perhaps. Is that the next step? Yep, and now we’re gonna turn you into body pillows of these snacks. Close your eyes. Yeah. I hope I, a ball. The ball. I’m going to the ball. Do not understand? I’m going to the ball. I’m gonna be nice gentleman at the ball. Good luck. It’s rough out there.