Welcome to Good Mythical More. I’m so glad you could join us, hang out with us, as we look at some manipulated photos of music artists. Yeah, you got it. Made into food. Yep, there you got it. How fitting is it that we’re doing freeze frame, Link? Because we just did a whole video about photos. Yeah, but the way that I like to do that is not freezing at all! Make you make a choice. What did they do? Whoa! You know, those Smosh boys, you gotta give it to ’em. They’re making it work. Making it work. Mm-hmm. Making it work. Still together. You know? Duos, man. I like to see it. It’s hard, it’s hard. Duos gotta stick together. It’s hard to be a duo. If duos break up, they gotta get back together. It’s hard. It’s really difficult sometimes. Okay, I can also hear you. Yeah, you’re not talking quietly enough, and you’re also telling the internet. What kind of– I can’t hear you. Who did the work on the shop? Who shoped this stuff? Chappie Twinkie Fingies combo job here. Okay. We got, you know, the best we have to offer on– The best we can scrounge up. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Best this side of the hill. Which hill? I don’t know. David The Hollywood Hill. That’s for you to interpret. David Hill, that was a funny joke. Yeah, yeah. That was Davin’s joke. Best this side of David Hill. Let me get my shirt tucked back in- Please. The way did I like it. I was waiting for this moment. Getting tucked up. I like to see a little, you know, in “More”, I like to see a little bit more of my pants. Oh, okay, well. I just like to see a little bit more of it. That’s why they call it “More”, it’s more pants. That’s why, in the thumbnails, it’s your head, but then you can see a little bit of your pants- Yeah. For the “More” thumbnails. There you go, that looks great. It does make me feel more secure, now that we’re back in a tucking stage. You know, back in “Buddy System” season one, we were talking about getting tucked up. First of all, it was into the underwear. But we were presenting, basically predicting fashion trends. We were predicting fashion trends. I specifically had these pockets added to this shirt so they would be under the desk. Okay. The bottom pockets. Yep, oh, look at that. You got lower pockets. I keep Skittles in there. It’s like they were making the shirt, and then they forgot where they were on the shirt. Oh, more pockets. And they’re like, hey, we haven’t done that yet. They didn’t look up. All right, let’s see the first shopped image. Okay, this is- Fleetwood Cheese, Cheesewood Mac. Mac and- Fleetwood Mac and cheese. There we go. Yep, there they are. There they are. What a beautiful group. If you wanna know what I’m gonna look like one day. You think, yeah, you and Mick Fleetwood on the far left? Yeah, there’s a similar thing happening in the nose and eye region. Yes, y’all could be. You know what, I saw him at a restaurant one time. Okay, what was he eating? Mac and cheese? I didn’t see what he was eating. I think it might’ve been a ceviche. Oh. He had on a bucket hat. Yeah, I love a ceviche. It was in Hawaii. Oh. Are you going to be- He has a restaurant in Hawaii. You know, I don’t know if it was impacted by the fires. Our love still goes out to everybody in Hawaii. Yep, yep. I thought you were gonna say to Mick Fleetwood, but yes, everyone in Hawaii. And to Mick Fleetwood. You gonna be evolving your attire, Rhett, to this, what is that, a pocket watch? Random ribbons? Three-piece suit top, yeah. I don’t know. Yeah, what are those? I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Things are gonna have to go way south on your hair front. Yeah, I think my hair might hold up better, I don’t know. I don’t know, I don’t necessarily like the idea of things getting more flare-y as I get, like more like a Ruby Tuesday’s wall as I get older. You’re gonna strip it down. I like simplicity. You’re gonna get rid of the bottom pockets on your shirt. Especially as you get older and it’s like, make less decisions. Think about, he had to make at least seven decisions just around his neck. It’s like, I’m gonna be doing a lot more thinking about other things that are more important than what to put around my neck, I hope. The thing that I wish most for you in your old age is to be able to get your hand completely in your pocket. Well, yeah. His hand is big ’cause of all that guitar playing. Oh yeah? And you too, see? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got big hands, big guitar hands. You gotta get big pockets, man. I mean, he can’t even get, I’m seeing finger cleavage. Like, if you can’t, you gotta be able to at least go knuckles deep into that pocket in your old age. I’m not saying you gotta go to, like, the taint of your thumb, and– That’s not a proper term. What is that called? It’s not called the taint. The thumb taint. It actually, there is a word for it, but it’s not taint. I’m not saying you gotta go all the way down to the thumb taint, but at least get rid of the finger cleavage. Let’s see the next one. This is- Celine Dijon. You got it! Woo! You got it. Woo, yes! Oh man, come on, I don’t… Interdigital space? Yeah, there you go. What? Thumb taint. Interdigital space. Interdigital cleft is another one. I do think there is a specific name for the one right here, ’cause it’s so cool compared to the others. You know what I’m saying? It’s like, this is, you can do things with that. Thumb taint, right there. And you don’t wanna snip that when you’re doing your crafting. Right. That’s a perfect thing to see get sliced in like a “Saw” movie, like, ah! You know, it’s like watching the achilles get sliced. In “Child’s Play”. I’ve snipped my thumb taint. Of course you have. Doing crafting. Yeah. It’s just right there at the end of the scissors. It’s why I don’t craft. It’s just like, I could take some scissors up to those cords in the front of Celine Dion’s neck. Oh, come on, no, no, no, no. Just like, snip. If you snip one of those, her head just like, flops to the side. If you snip both of ’em at the same time, it’s kind of like opening a door. You know when you– Please don’t talk about this. If you’re opening a high-security safe, it’s like, you go over here and snip this button, I’m gonna go over here and snip this button at the same time. Three, two, one, snip, her head just like, blows off her body. Oh gosh. This is awful, man. But then you know what, it comes right back down in the same spot, and she sings. Okay, well, let’s call her and see. Let’s call her and she if she’ll cooperate. Next. How about another one? Oh, this is The Weekend. The Leek-end. Dang, you’re good at this. Yeah, yeah! You’re good at this. Woo! The Leek-end. Go back to that. Go back to, yes. This is the best one you guys have ever done. All right, so was this Chappie or Twinkie Fingers? Well, Chappie just celebrated, so. Chappie. All right. Good god, man. Look at that. Chappie, can you explain to me the process. What’s the ideation process? Uh, you just go for it. No, no, no, but I mean, like, how did you come up with The Leek-end? Did you come up with the-? Oh, the writers did all the puns, we just get the puns. The writers do the puns. Okay. Right, so, Kalyn, you did the puns? Yeah. It’s a group effort as well. And the other writers as well, it wasn’t just me. Carney’s stepping in and saying it wasn’t just you, it was the group. So I need you to, are you gonna- I made some, and- Take all the credit? Other writers helped punch up. I don’t wanna say who did The Leek-end, but Yeah. They’re back here. I’m really making this- They’re back there. They’re back there? Well, now, let me say, I really appreciate the pun, the thing that I was specifically commenting on was the Photoshop work, just to be specific here. That’s good, too. Okay? The pun is great. No, I like the pun. I’m specifically commenting on the pun. And specifically, the placement of the root or whatever that is- That is just great. As the goatee, oh gosh. That is really great. It’s so great. It’s also the photo choice, the balancing of colors. Yes. I feel like we should maybe like, DM him this as a possible profile photo, you know? ‘Cause he might want it. Do we post these anywhere else besides the show? This is a good one. I just feel like we should start incorporating these into our social media strategy. Listen, listen. Or DM. Let’s stay in our lane. Okay. Well, I think we have all the lanes to some degree, some influence on all the lanes. Now, is that a real leek, or is that? It look almost looks animated. It’s a real leek. And is it trimmed? Yeah. You gotta cut a leek, you can’t let a leek just grow. Like, that is a beautiful, beautiful leek, and it just tastes like an onion, Chappie? It is essentially an onion. I don’t think Chappie is required to taste the things that they put into the actual photos, so. Okay. That’s great. You’re asking too many questions at this point. That’s not gonna be topped, but… Well, let’s see, let’s see. It was a team effort. Ooh. Good gosh, what is that? First of all, it says Heinz tartar sauce behind. Billie. Eilish, Billie. Oh, tartar sauce. Billie Ei-sauce. What is the, what is that? Oh, what do you put, what do you put tartar sauce on? It’s, what is that? You put tartar sauce on crab. Look at the neck for a hint. Clam. Clam? Fish. Billy, I fish. Okay. And then what, how is the fish prepared? Billy fried fish. Hold on. What? Yeah, that’s, and her look is like, I know what you’ve done to me. Clam. Billy clam. So that’s, that’s go back to the fried fish. This is, that is a, Ooh, look at the eyes. That was Zack. Yeah, Zack. Oh. Are those actual fried fish eyes? Yeah. Well, like cooked in oil. Yeah. Cooked in oil fish. And did you, did you add the Heinz tartar sauce backdrop? Yes. No, she was there. You know, when she did that collab, she’s just- You also literally just saw the unphotoshopped photo, the original photo. It’s just such a good touch. I just want, that was my way of acknowledging is what. Did you go to the tartar sauce awards? Look at that mike flag. What a talented team we have. Yeah, we do, man. I think that the, and I do, you know what I do want give more credit to the Photoshop than the pun for this one. So, because I just think that Billy Fried Fish is a little weak. Billy Fried Fish. I love it. Its a little weak. Billy Fried Fish. Rhett loves it. Yeah. Billy Fried Fish. I’m on Team Graphics Saved This One. But the last one was, everybody equally did an awesome job. But I mean, we’re going to, we’re gonna start really drilling down and giving credit where it’s due. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That’s really the joke here. I don’t even mean anything I’m saying. Thank you for that. Next. Spam Smith. Spam Smith. You’re so good at this. Boom! Spam Smith. It’s, is it grilled? Oh yeah, it is. Got some grill marks even down the neck. That’s how it comes out of the can. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That’s just- Ew, that’s how it comes outta the can? That’s before you slice it. If you just eat spam like an apple, that’s what you’re dealing with. Did you have to take a photo of de-canned spam in a light box or? No, we have that stock photo. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. There’s spam photos everywhere. So you took the easy way out. But did you, did you taste the spam? I have tasted spam. Okay, yeah yeah. Spam Smith. These, you know – I think this one’s going in the DMs as well. I think it goes in the spam folder. Oh. But this should, this really, these really should have an outlet. Yeah. Yeah. Like social media maybe. I know. Yeah. You’re in the lane. Say it. I mean, I’m just asking, asking the question. You’re, you are right. I’m just saying, let’s brainstorm. This is the future of Mythical. You’re doing such a good job with this. Just these. I would just like to see this experience as a photo on the internet somewhere. And what, like are we talking about? Flickster? Flicker? Flickr. Yeah, Flickr without the E, we’re gonna post ’em all on our Flickr account. What about Daily Booth? Oh, Daily Booth. That was, yeah, that was short lived but great. All right. Maybe we do it on Instagram. Next. Oh my gosh. This is a, is that a guava? No What is that? Pineapple – Is that a pineapple? That’s not a pineapple. No. What is it? It’s an ugly fruit. Oh. Oh, is it durian? Mmm Durian- Durian Nickleback. Durian Durian. Durian- Durian Durian Durian Durian, yes, there it is. Durian Nickelback? I couldn’t tell who it was, man. I don’t know what Duran Duran’s face looks like, but I did get one of their tapes when I was in the 80’s. Duran- when you were in the 80’s? Yeah. Duran Duran. There’s, I mean, they’re going hard with their style, but not with their pose. Like they can take some notes from the aging Fleetwood Mac pose. I mean, they started in a different place though. Finger cleavage. They started in a different place with their, the guy on the far left definitely looks like, is this a photo or a video? You know? Well, he looks like. Or the far right, I guess. The, oh, the far, sorry. Sorry. Far his far left. Yeah. He’s was talking during this photo. The guy on the far left just looks like kind of normal guy who’s kind of like, you know, he could walk down any street. Yeah. And just be seen as a guy. He could be at Trader Joe’s. But those other three guys. The guy with the red jacket. If they walk down the street, you’d be like, oh, they must be in Duran Duran. That guy, he’s seen things, man. He’s given edicts, you know. He does look a little Hunger Games-ish. Yeah, yeah. He’s got what Lando calls powerful shoulders. I think his jacket has shoulder pads. That’s what, that’s how what he, from a young age, he would, he would look at shoulder padded jackets and he would say, oh, she’s got powerful shoulders. Hmm. Okay. So it’s working. And so that something, It’s working on Lando. That’s something that, well, you know, he’s outgrown it now. Now we say it as a reference, you know. Lando’s freaking 13. He’s like, he’s not, he’s, he’s not that boy that he’s not that little boy that said, “Hey, you wanna go to a play?” Oh. Even though people still bring that up to him, and he’s still not happy about that. Still not happy about that. Alright, let’s, let’s see the next one. Oh, she’s hidden in the kimchi. Kim Cardi? No. I don’t know who that is. It’s a musician. Kim. Who is that? It’s that, I don’t know who that is. Kim. It’s Kim. Little Kimchi. There we go. Oh, but you used a current photo of Lil Kim, which made it a lot more difficult for me to know who she was. Yeah. Things have changed a little bit. Yeah. She also spends a lot of time making- Her and Lando both. Decisions about what’s on her neck. Or is that one, is that one decision? Is that one decision? Is that one thing? Now Lil Kim looks great. Not that anyone’s asking me. Okay. But she doesn’t look the same as she used to. Right. Right, right, right, right, right. She has undergone quite a transformation. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. You know, it’s just a natural aging process. So that. That’s why, that’s why Lil Kim kimchi didn’t work for me. But yeah. Credit to everybody who contributed to this equally including her plastic surgeon. Oh, come on. Okay, how about the next one. She hasn’t had any work done. Okay, so this is- John Mayonnaise. What’s up with, what’s up with it? It’s like a dollop on his forehead. It’s like the mayonnaise comes to like a, it looks like a nipple. Yeah. He’s got a mayonnaise nipple. He’s got a mayo nipple. John Mayo nipple. He might, he might repost that. You know what? Yeah, we should send it to him. And did you put, did you put the things that we cut to make his neck fly off? Yeah. I’ll be honest, most of my time went to the Billy Fried Fish. Yeah. I could tell. This one was really not your best work. Hold on. Does John Mayer have neck cords that big. Go to the orig. It’s a smear. Okay. Oh no but They’re in the neck cord place. But you accentuated neck cords with as a mayo smear. That’s thoughtful. What do those do? Even when you half ass it, it’s tasty. I don’t think I have them. Let’s see. That’s why I’m so wobbly. How about one last one? Okay. Oh, yes, Megan the leek. This is leeks too. No, it’s not. It’s green onions. Green onions? And? Scallions. Megan the Scallion. So obvious. Megan the Scallion. Can we go back to the Megan the Scallion? Can you zoom out and see what it’s like to have a scallion shot in the foot? That’s a deep, that’s a deep, that’s a deep reference Link. That, that’s a deep, deep reference. He got sentenced to 10 years in prison. Demonstrates your deep pop culture knowledge. Tory Lanez. Oh, even know the name. Well, he’s another artist. Oh, another artist. Shot her in the foot. He basically shot himself in the foot. I’m sure that was the pun that everybody was saying. Megan the, it’s kinda- What’s the-? That’s a good looking one. What’s the mascot of the green bean? Jolly Green Giant. Yeah. Yeah. She kind of looks like if there was a can scallion brand. Yes. You know? Yes, it’s like the Jolly Green Giant’s love interest. Yeah. I’d like to see them get together. Let’s write some fanfic. Let’s slide into those DMs. I don’t, I don’t know. I’m kind of feeling like she and She-Hulk need to hang out. Or The Leek-end. Oh! What? Did I overreact to that joke? Oh God. The rice is like eating rocks. I broke a tooth. But other than that, it’s really good. This is, I am, I’m into this.