Welcome to Good Mythical More. Where’s Charles? Where’s Charles? Oh, wrong guy. Where’s Charles? He’s right there. We are going to be given names of restaurants and then we are going to give those restaurants slogans and then we’re gonna see if AI did a better job than us. Oh, okay. But first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to Stand Up To Cancer, to aid in their mission, to raise funds to accelerate the pace of groundbreaking research that can get new therapies to patients quickly and save lives now. Join us in giving, at StandUpToCancer.org/RhettandLink. Dad, you got cancer. Yes, I do. Well, I said that like it was a good thing. You made it sound like… It’s not a good thing, but you’re doing good with it. Yeah, I do well with it. You should clarify. I mean, you made it sound like… I was just like, “That’s a connection.” Yeah, I know. My own dad has cancer. But the type of cancer that your dad has. Yeah. Tell him about it. It’s a treatable. Tell him about it. I didn’t mean to make it so giddy. It sounded like the announcement of like, “Dad, you got cancer.” No, I’ve had it about four years and take medicine for it and I do pretty well with it. What’s it called? Chronic lymph lymphocytic leukemia. That’s correct. You can say it now. CLL. CLL, yep. You’re monitoring that, and you’re doing good. They told me if I was gonna get the kind of cancer this is the best kind to get. Oh boy. You order it off a menu or something? No, I didn’t order it. Okay. Okay. Well tonally, we’re in the right place In a good head space here. Totally. I’m gonna give you a fictional restaurant name. You’re gonna give me your best slogan. We’re gonna see if you can beat Chat GPT. The first one is The Dirty Dove is the name of the restaurant. What would their slogan be? Well, first of all, what do we think the dirty dove sells? Quail. Or dove. It’s tough to sell dove. Why? You ever eaten a dove? I have eaten a dove. Yeah. My dad and I, used to shoot them out of the air and then bring them home and eat them. You talking about the bird of peace? Yeah, right. Are you talking about hunting? Hold on, what do you mean, “No”? Not the dove that you eat, and the bird of peace. It’s not the same thing. Oh, it’s not? No. I think the little white dove is the bird of peace. Right, right, right, right, right. What’s the dove that you eat? Just a gray dove. Yeah. Okay. What is that the dove of? It’s just a morning dove. It’s a dirty dove. It’s a dirty dove. I’m just saying that there’s not enough. There’s not a dove industry out there. There is like a quail industry, like quail farms and stuff. So, I think the dirty dove actually sells quail. I think that’s the logo is, “We actually sell quail.” Okay. It’s actually quail. And do they talk dirty to you? I think we gotta get dirty. Okay. How do you make that dirty? How do you? It’s actually quail, sounds kind of nasty. The dirty dove, where… Is that a quail in your pocket? Or are you just happy to know that it’s just actually quail? Is that a dove? Wait, is that quail in your pocket, or are you happy to know it’s actually quail. Is that a quail in your pocket, or are you happy to know that it’s just actually quail? What about, Thanks for clarifying. Save a dove, deep-throat a quail? I mean, what is eating, if not the deepest throat? Right. Dad, back me up on this. Save a dove, deep-throat a quail. Mm. You weren’t old enough to remember that show, were you, Deep-throat? Oh, I don’t know what it means. I just heard it. I don’t know what it means, Dad. You didn’t teach me that. Okay, so we’re going with, “Save a dove, deep-throat a quail.” Let’s see if Chat GPT can do any better than that. Oh, god. You know it’s good when no one laughs on stage. They went with, “The dirty dove. Where sinfully good food takes flight.” Yeah. I’m not eating there. Where sinfully good food, but we were on the same track. I’m not in it. I’m not interested. How so? What do you mean? It was sinful. We were talking about birds. We’re talking about birds. Okay, let’s try this one, Dank. The restaurant is dank. Dank, like a basement? It was like, dank food. Dank man. Fill your tank with dank. You ever use “dank” in a sentence, Dad? No. I’m just trying to figure it, another one of these words I’m trying to figure out again. Just try it. Use it in a sentence. Well, I’m going to dank you if you don’t do better. Yeah, okay. Oh. You gonna make me a little musty? Ever what dank is, yeah. It might be worse than musty. I don’t know. What is donk? What is dank? I mean, for dad’s benefit. Wet and what? Wet and humid, yeah, like a basement. Yeah. Yeah. Our buns are danker than yours. ’cause you want your buns to be a little bit wet and moist, you know what I’m saying? What if it’s takeout like, “Order now, dank me later.” Oh, that’s pretty good. Oh yeah. That one’s all right, right there. Okay. Danky. Dank kerchief. They could give out dank kerchiefs. It’s a handkerchief that is kind of moist. Order now, dank me later. Chat GPT went with, Dank. Delightfully appetizing nourishment and kitchen. Oh, okay. So, the acronym-play. Well, if they’re gonna do that, they should have gone with, “Dude, another kitchen.” Oh, so A-N is just “another”. It is so Dank, dude, another kitchen. Okay. I’m on board. I think we’ve beaten the computer twice. Yeah. Well, I’m carrying the team. Okay. The next one is, “I can’t believe it’s not cow meat.” Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Can’t believe it’s not cow meat. Okay, so it all seems like, is this a vegan restaurant? Well, I think it might actually be quail. I’m going back to, “Is that a quail in your pocket or are you just happy to know it’s just actually quail?” So, can we go with that one for this one? Not yet. Okay, let’s workshop it. It’s a vegan place where they don’t serve any cow meat. I can’t believe it’s not cow meat. If it’s plant-based, you can still think it’s cow meat. Right, that’s true. It’s kinda repetitive. Let’s go to, “I can’t believe it’s not cow meat. If it’s plant-based, it can still taste like cow meat.” Also, the whole cow meat thing, it feels like we should have just said beef, but it feels too late for that. I actually feel like this is the slogan for a restaurant called Beef-less burger. Oh, okay. I can’t believe it’s not cow meat. I think maybe, Beef-less burger. Look, just take this under consideration. How about, “Is that a quail in your pocket, or are you happy to learn that it’s actually quail? Oh, and by the way, cow meat is actually beef.” I’m confused now. I can’t believe it’s not cow meat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to reiterate, what I’m saying for the slogan, No, don’t reiterate. “Is that a quail in your pocket, or are you just happy to learn that it’s actually a quail? Oh, and by the way, cow meat is beef.” Can we just sort it, I can’t believe it is not cow meat. And then parentheses cow meat is beef. Hmm. How about, I can’t believe it’s not dove? Well, that’s changing the name of the restaurant. Okay. Or that’s quite a slogan. I can’t believe it’s not cow meat. I can’t believe it’s not dove. So, by matter of elimination, it’s not beef or dove. I think maybe just keep it simple and just say, “Cow meat is beef.” No, no, it’s just parentheses beef. Oh, I got it. That’s the slogan. I got it, y’all. Parentheses beef. Close parentheses. We beat your meat. Dad? I ain’t going there. But that’d be all right. It does make sense. You got two slogans ending in meat. We beat their meat. We beat meat. We beat meat. Okay. Let’s see what the computer said. Chat GPT said, “Unbeatable taste, unmatched kindness.” Oh yeah, ’cause it’s an ethical brand. You know, it’s plant-based, so there’s kindness built in, but it still tastes great. Huh, that’s great. I think I’ve got it again, guys. I’m just willing to say what needs to be said. Well I think my quail slogan in that particular one, was actually more fitting. I’m not even the old guy who’s not afraid of Shake Shack. No. Next. Burger Ballet. Burger Ballet? What could be happening here? I mean, it’s obviously a burger joint, but what could ballet mean for a restaurant? I just think it’s more tonal. It’s still just a burger place, but, what? They serve it in like tutu’s? Well, I’m gonna tell you, you can get a good burger and shag to it at the same time. Oh. Oh. So, we’re really expanding the definition of ballet. Yeah, we are. If you’re good at shagging and dancing it can be be as good as ballet. How about, “Black Angus Swan?” Black Angus Swan? What is that? How is that a slogan? That’s pretty good, Rhett. Well, it’s not, it’s just a play on words. Actually, it’s their special burger. What are some ballet slogans? Let’s go down that track. Pirouette. Pirouette. Burger-ette. What do you call the little, the shoes for ballet shoes? Point. Point. Our fries are pointy, just like our shoes. What about, “Our burgers are on point.” Wow, Link. Wow. That’s pretty good. Burger Ballet. You’re in a good spot today. You should write down some of these ideas, or you should think of other ideas that will actually be more useful for us as a business. Right now? Yeah. You’re in a good head space. “Our beef is on point.” I don’t wanna say burger twice, but yeah, we got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. That’s pretty good. Beat that, Chat GPT. Chat GPT said, “Where taste takes center stage.” Yeah, that sucks. Okay, now, the writer’s got even more interesting with their restaurant names, ’cause this one is Sushi Caboosey. You bet your ass, we got great fish. That’s pretty good. Yeah. Caboose, ’cause you’ve got like, you’ve got a conductor. Oh, you know what it is? It’s a place where the sushi is on a model train that comes around, not one of those floaty things. Yeah, the carousel? All aboard the sushi train. How do we say it? We need to say, What about, “su-sushi?” I feel like I’m setting you up for these, but you’re really landing it every time. Alright, that’s it. That’s a good one. They said, “A delicious train of flavors.” That’s tired. What do you think about Chat GPT? Are you threatened? About what? Chat GPT. You heard about it? No. Yeah. We should probably keep it that way. It’s AI. What do you think about AI? Don’t know what that is either. Well, you don’t know what AI is? Artificial intelligence, you know? We’ve talked about this. We think it’s out there. Yeah, it’s out there somewhere. Oh, you’re talking about aliens. This is like, it’s hard to explain. Yeah. Well, why don’t you try it, Link? Well, Chat GPT, you can type stuff into it, and then it’ll talk back to you, like it’s a smart person who has access to everything on the internet from a certain period of time, to a certain period of time. Hell, it’s hard enough for me to turn a computer on. Okay. All right. So, you don’t think much about it. Talking to the wrong generation. You know what, it’s better not to think about it. It is better. Mmm. Okay, this one is, “Ronald McDonald’s basement bites.” Ronald McDonald’s basement bites? So, he’s got a little side-action going on here. Ronald McDonald, can this even, how? This is like bootleg McDonald’s. I mean, that’s bootleg McDonald’s. What of this? “Put your nuggets in the basket.” Put the nuggets in the basket. I don’t get it. Do you get it? They have a basket of nuggets. Yeah, they got them little chicken nuggets. They send them little bites, but you could put ’em in a basket, but, in the basement. Right. Ronald McDonald’s basement bites. I still dunno. I’m still confused. We’re not clowning. We’re not clowning around with our… Basement bites? We’re not clowning around with our basement bites. We’re not clowning around with something. We’re not clowning around, we’re chowing down. Oh. Oh, thank you for your applause. Chowing down? Are you saying chowing down, because it’s in a basement? Yes. No, you didn’t. Basement bites, man. Okay. Chow down. It could just be that. This is Chat GPT’s answer here is, whoa, it’s little creepy. Hey, wait, could it just be go all the way down. Go all the way down. Where childhood memories meet delicious surprises. Oh! Send your kids to the basement? Dang, man. Chat GPT. This is creepy all around. You should do more research. Ronald McDonald’s basement bites. What else y’all got for us? And finally, the restaurant that we’re ending on, is called, Satan’s Anus. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Satan’s anus. Wonder what they serve? Come and get something on fire all the time. On fire all the time. Satan’s anus. It’s hotter on the way out. That could be nice. That works pretty good, yeah. So, everything’s spicy? Everything’s spicy And smells bad? Why does it smell bad? Satan’s anus. It’s hotter. ’cause it’s an anus. Well, that’s just where everything comes out. I hope it comes out all right, no. Comes out right every time. Comes out. Don’t tempt me. What about that? What, what? Don’t tempt me. What? Oh, man, you should have quit while you were ahead. How about this? It’s actually a quails anus. You and your quails. You got it on the brain, ain’t you? I got quail on the brain. Fine. I’ll go with it. What did Chat GPT say? The hottest spot in town. Spot. His anus. Oh, it could’ve said there’s a new sheriff in town. Oh, that’s good. I like that. Get it? There’s a new sheriff in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the butthole is called a sheriff’s badge. Have you ever called it that? Yeah, yeah, right. If you look at it? It is like a sheriff’s badge, yeah. Y’all been comparing them, or something? For those people who like know about this stuff, I’m just gonna sound like a nim-wit, but A nim-wit? A dimwit. A nimrod or a dimwit. No, you sound like a nim-wit. A nim-wit.