Oh gosh. Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. Oh, I’m smelling, the stink from this is- I’m smelling these linens that smell like fruit. It’s too much. So much, dude. We’re gonna basically be spraying some perfume onto these little strips and then trying to guess which bottle those perfumes are in. But first, we’re gonna list them all. Staple mall stores. Now, these are mall stores that sell staples. Oh. Okay, so. Claire’s. Okay. J. Crew. Gap. Old Navy. Aeropostale. Wet Seal. Oh dang. Way back. Abercrombie and Fitch. Ooh, that’s what I was gonna say next. The one that’s about, Brookstone. Oh, with all the massagers? Yeah. Dillard’s. Oh, okay. Down at the end. Anchor. JC Penney. We’re gonna go there. Anchor store. Sears. Macy’s. Okay, all right. All right, here we go. We’re going there. We’re at the ends of the mall. Journeys. Nordstrom. And then I’m going over to Dry Seal. I don’t know, man. Dry Seal. You know, there’s, like, the Vans store. Did you say Hot Topic? Oh, Build-A-Bear. Yep. Hot Topic, yeah. Yeah. And Spencer’s. Chick-fil-A started in Spencer’s. I was gonna go Spencer’s eventually. Oh dang. Should’ve done that. You okay? I’m not doing good. This stinks. It’s gonna be tough. Link’s gonna get the biggest headache he’s ever had. But this, I’m just not get it. What I’m gonna do is I’m gonna put this on and then once you spray it, I’m gonna take it off. I know this is my punishment. But I’m being punished, trust me. Oh. So that’s a generic atomizer. Well, that’s cool. Just do a little spray right on that. Try not to get it in the air. Hold it even closer. Yeah. Thank you. And now, yeah. And then you smell it and then I’m gonna take this off and I’m gonna smell it. See, but this, what I’m doing right now actually undermines the science of the main episode, right? ‘Cause I’m like, well, if I clog my nose, I’m not gonna get a headache ’cause I can’t smell with my tongue. But I did get a little bit of a headache. What are you gonna do? So, I don’t know what I believe anymore. Yeah, join the club. I’m smelling the dookie. I’m smelling the dookie. I wish I won’t, but I’m smelling it. This one’s not bad, but. I don’t know. It feels a little elegant to me. Does it smell like a purple cat? It smells like either a shoe or- Like a high heel shoe. This robot with sunglasses. What is this right here? This is? I’m gonna go, I think it smells. That says Delicious Feelings is what it’s called. Don’t, I don’t wanna smell it though. Don’t be taking the top off. Yeah, that’s right. We can’t do that. But this is a, what is this, a blue leopard? It’s a cougar. Yeah, a cougar. Oh yeah, this is for an old lady. And then there’s some sort of a cool robot with sunglasses. And then we have Windex, of course. This is not, it’s not these, it’s not. Is this a funny cologne? I agree. It’s kind of elegant. Oh, yes. This is a funny cologne. What’s it called? Fresh Couture. Really? So I have to assume that it smells like Windex. I think this, I agree. Are we having to agree? Yes. We agree that this is the elegant high heel shoe. So now do this one. I mean, when’s the last time you went shopping for perfume? Airport. Last time. Airport? Why? I’d never done it. But we had a big long layover in the Atlanta Airport and I was like- Spray it. Why not? I like, there’s a discontinued Tom Ford cologne that I really liked and they’ve come out with something that is kind of like the discontinued one that has something else in it. Fom Tord? And I don’t wanna say what it is ’cause I don’t want y’all to go buy it up. I keep smelling the dookie. Actually, I’ll just tell you. This one is- ‘Cause maybe they’ll keep it in stock that way. This one’s deeper and darker. I think it’s the cat. They make a Tobacco Vanille. Vanilla tobacco. They make a Wood and they make a Leather. All things I like to smell like. Okay. Interestingly, the Wood is not the one that I chose. I chose the Leather. It’s a Tom Ford Leather and it’s just, you smell like leather. You wanna smell like a old dead cow? Which is what I want. I just used High Karate. That was an actual, that’s an actual cologne. High Karate. This smells unserious. I didn’t think so. I thought it was deeper, darker. So that’s why I said the cat. Oh, I agree. But I thought it smelled unserious. So I thought it was the cat, so. Oh, okay. For different reasons, we’re agreeing. Let’s take this one. Spray that. I, of course, we sold our own cologne, Mythical Number 9. And it didn’t give me a headache, which was part of the formulation. I miss that cologne. It didn’t is what you said? It did not. Yeah, okay. There we go. And I miss it. But we put that scent into lotion. I think it smells like something specific. And I think it’s the one. I’m smelling the dookie. I think that’s highly fruity. I might be smelling my fruity lens though. No, it’s highly fruity. Then it’s the fruit box. Juice box. Yeah, we’re thinking that’s the fruit box. So yeah, it’s in our lotion. But Mythical Number 9 was a good cologne. We just had to price it such that I think it was a little inaccessible. This is Puma. Other than that, and I like the scents of lotions. Delicious Feelings. Most lotions don’t give me a headache. So it’s not the actual scent. It’s something in a lot of these colognes. Well, I think lotion doesn’t have staying power though. The whole point of a good cologne is staying power. I think it’s whatever they put in there to- I’m smelling the dookie. To make the staying power is the thing you don’t like. What about those stores that are like candle stores or like Christmas stores that you walk in and it smells? Does that give you a headache? That’s fine. Really? Usually. This is okay. I think it’s the Puma. The cougar. Why? It smells like an old woman. Yes. It does. It suits that. Yeah. It suits it. Smells like a grandma that’s into young men. And why shouldn’t she be? Yeah. You know? Do it. She walks every day. She does that walk where her arms are moving so hard. Yeah. You know? Why not? So she can keep up with the pool boy, you know? Now, this is throwing me. So she can tread water, you know what I’m saying, in that waterbed of hers. When you are out for a walk in your neighborhood. Yeah, I am. Every morning. Do you say hi to everyone who walks or jogs by? Yes. It’s not that many people. This morning I had two substantial conversations. With people you knew or people you didn’t know? With people that I’ve gotten to know. One person I know because he’s Lincoln’s friend’s dad. And he walks a dog. And then another person I met just by walking the dog. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And the dog’s name is Penny and I can’t remember the woman’s name. Yeah, I always remember the dogs’ names and never the peoples’ names. And then you say, “Bye, Penny” at the end and it’s like, that’s weird. Yeah, and I hate being that person, but at this point, I don’t know how to ask what her name is. I think it’s Irina or something. She doesn’t know your name either. It’s fine. I think it’s fine. I’m a little bit of a head nod and maybe a little grunt. See, okay. That’s acceptable. What is this one? But I try and say hi to everyone and if you don’t say hi back, ooh, I, so much judgment. It’s over. It’s over. I always say “Hey” back. And I say “Morning” a lot of times. ‘Cause usually it’s the morning. Morning. Yeah, yeah. I had a guy say very, very aggressively, “Good evening.” In the morning? No, it was the evening. Cassie will do a good evening. Okay. It sounds like you’re kidding. Good evening. Yeah. And I didn’t say anything back ’cause it took me off guard. Rhett. No, no. He was basically jogging and- Good evening! It’s interesting that you talk about this because my wife and I were talking about this guy because we passed him on our evening walks at least 75 times. He’s never said a word. And then out of nowhere, on number 76, he’s like, “Good evening!” And we were like, “Whoa, the guy talks.” He was building it up. It’s like the pressure in a Super Soaker. And I was like, I didn’t say anything back. I think this one is- He walks so fast, he’s- Robotic. He’s almost like one of those people that’s a walking competition. It’s gonna be the robot. You know what I’m saying? Like this guy should be jogging, but he wants to keep one foot attached to the ground at all times. That’s okay. There’s certain people in our neighborhood that are, there’s one woman that’s always walking and then there’s, you know, there’s some repeats that you see, but the whole not saying hi or something back to someone, then what I’ll give you when you do that is “Okay” is what I’ll say once you’re a couple steps past me. Oh, once they can’t hear you. The “Okay, guess not” is what I’ll say. Really? No. And then I’ll get into a physical fight. Yeah, you will. Now, do you wave at cars who go by you? No. I give the birds to the cars. I do that sometimes. Cassie does that. I don’t, there’s something about, we had this conversation the other day that, like, people were, people who drive and they look into other cars. I never do that. Like I’m like, I’m in my car. There’s no people, it’s only cars. And some people, like- There’s no people. Can look and go, “Oh, the woman next to me, the woman behind me was doing this this morning.” I’m like, how do you have enough time or attention span to also drive and look at the woman behind you at the same time? Yeah, there’s a lot to keep up with. I only wave at the cars without people in them, just the parked ones. Just to familiarize myself with the machines. I believe that if you are driving, it’s on you to wave at the walker. The walker. Yeah. Yeah, but then I wouldn’t get upset if the walker didn’t wave back. I wouldn’t be like, “Okay, fine.” Yeah, right. You wouldn’t say, you wouldn’t talk crap about him. Can I ask you a question? I need to get feedback on this because I feel like maybe I’m being too hard on this couple and you’re gonna be like, “Why would you care about this?” Yeah? There is a, I mean. There is an older couple in my neighborhood and they, and by older I mean like 15 years older than me, which, by the way, is 60. And just to put things into perspective. Ouch. They walk hand-in-hand the whole walk. Yeah, I have a couple of those as well. That’s sweet. Now, it’s super sweet. But hard to do. And Jesse and I, what we do when we walk is we go hand-in-hand at times like for a little bit and then I’m like, we are not, like, I’m so big, she’s so little. Like this is, and then we kinda let go, right? Yeah. But every time I see them, and it doesn’t matter what part of the neighborhood they’re in, they’re holding hands. And I’m like, it’s sweet, but it’s also frustrating to watch because I’m thinking about the logistics of like, doesn’t it feel hard to do? I mean, it’s sweet, but it feels How fast are they walking? Is it a stroll? It sounds like it could only be a stroll. It’s a stroll. Well, there you go. It’s a quick stroll. They’re on a stroll. So you feel anger towards them? Yeah. Okay. Well, that’s on you, man. Because it’s like, I feel like what they’re telling the neighborhood is that all couples should be hand-in-hand the whole time. And I’m like, well, maybe for some of it but not the whole time. I mean, there’s areas where the sidewalk gets narrow. We gotta go single file. Yeah. You know? And my wife’s always in front. Really? Always in front. Yeah. No, she’s not. No, she is. And it’s not because, I mean, she just, at one point, she just got in front when we went single file and it’s just always been that way. And I’m totally fine with it. I think she thinks that if I’m in front because of my long legs, that I’m gonna leave her. Yeah. And not know that I’ve left her, so she has to set the pace. Yeah, that’s true. But she has a thing that she does where she modulates her pace in a way that I- You run into her? I almost step on her multiple times. And I’m like, can you? And then I’m like, “Sweetheart, I know I’m not holding your hand right now, but could you maintain a constant pace?” Yeah, you definitely call her sweetheart when you’re saying that. We’ve locked in our answers. I know that we did not do a queen sweep here. Well, at first, the first two you got correct and I was in awe, yeah. The green is for Good Girl, which is the Stiletto. Good Girl. And then the pink is for Purr Cat. Okay, before you do that, let me quickly see if I can rearrange the other ones because this one I believe is the, okay, hold on. Well, you got one other correct, it looks like. Well. Okay. Well, let’s just go with what we just did. Okay, now there’s one that if you swapped these two, you’d have everything correct. We felt good about the juice box. Are you sure? But we shouldn’t. You know what? People don’t like it when I give you the answers. And they don’t like it when I help you. I’ve said too much. I’ve said too much. You know what? Well, yeah. Yeah. Yay. Hey! Hey, that’s pretty impressive. All by yourself too. You had no help at all. Smell off. So what is up with this? Yeah, that one that you, I mean, it doesn’t smell bad, I guess. Moschino Fresh Couture. It’s not bad. The cougar is called- This doesn’t work, by the way. Delicious Feelings. Yep. The robot- Robot? Is Paco Rabanne. Paco Rabanne. Okay. And then the juice is Eau De Juice. Eau De Juice, 100% chilled. That is a cool bottle and does it literally, oh, it sprays it. It doesn’t spray out of the straw though, which is a little bit unfortunate. Yeah, there’s a button, right? It sprays out of the button. I mean, it sprays out of there and the button’s on the back. But that’s a cool bottle. The thing is they can get away with charging. Oh. Why is it? It’s a piggy bank. Why is it full of rocks? Oh, do you think the glass broke inside of it? Maybe that’s the case. I don’t know. We’ll never know. I don’t care to find out. I need some fresh air. If I didn’t have nails on, I could fit my whole fist in my mouth. Married. I gotta take two off. We’re going eight. Wow. You can get married too. That’s good.