Welcome to Good Mythical More This Is fitting. You clicked on this and we’re so glad that you did. Let’s spend some wonderful time together doing whatever comes to our minds, and- That’s not how this works. …And also, learning Trust me. learning some amazing, just just facts about animation Animations. Yeah, yeah. There you go. That, that you You’ll get there. That you like. But you know what? We just enjoyed that beautiful smart dog. What a beautiful, smart dog. Now let’s name another pet. Oh yes. This is a submission from Jen. Okay, let’s see your pet Jen. Okay. It’s a black dog with a big old pink tongue black dog with a big old pink to pink Long and pink. I, I doubt long and pink. I doubt that that has anything to do with the name. Look at how Look how big that tongue is. Duke. Duke is a good name for that dog. Duke. What about, it is one syllable, but I think it’s more like, like “Slam!” Slam Slam, slam. What is it? Gamora Too many syllables. Gamora, the Explorer! Gamora! Is that from like Sodom and Gomorrah? You think? You think they were named after Sodom and Gomorrah? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or Guardians of the Galaxy. Definitely. Or it could be Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I bet it’s Sodom and Gomorrah Never thought about that. you’ve ruined Guardians of the Galaxy. I have a brother named Sodom Potentially. Yeah. Yeah, man. Another black dolly named Sodom. Yeah. Possibly. Yeah. I don’t know how this works. All I do know Soddie and Gam Gam. Is that when that sound plays you’re going to have to say something stupid, and the thing that I would like you to say… I’m just gonna whisper it to you, so you can hear it for you first. But you gotta say it like Do I, Do I You can say it like you’re celebrating like a, like a team! Do you want me to put my hand up or you want you just Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah? Both hands both our hands. Both our hands? No, I’m not the one who called about the turtle head Okay. Called about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say it back to me to make sure you got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Will I remember it? No. But it’s I got it Loud, loud. No, I’m not the one who called about the turtle head. Why’d you say it’s so unenthusiastic? No! No! I’m not the one who called about the turtle head! Is that slang for something? That’s when you got a piece of poop that’s just peeking out. Why would you call about it? I don’t know. Ask him. It’s pretty dumb. I’m not the one who called about it. That’s when you got a piece of poop that’s hanging out. well… It’s not hanging out. It’s peaking out. It is when you got a piece of poop that’s hanging out It’s peaking out. Man, might I say… quite a few southern accents in today’s Yeah. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. …Game. I don’t know why he would call about a turtle head, that’s the joke! Well… Isn’t that something you call about? That’s just a piece of poop that’s hanging out. Ask him! I was not the one calling about the turtle head. I want you to say it with more “oomph” next time though. Alright. What do you, what y’all know about animations? You put an “S” on animation I’m, I felt like that was- I’m a big fan of the idea of animations Squidbillies. Squidbillies… Okay. What? I didn’t hear anything either one of you actually said. No! I’m not the one who called about the turtle head! Right. Who would do that? Who would call about that? Rick and Morty. Why do you need to call somebody about that? Maybe you call, maybe you call somebody ’cause you’re like, I’m gonna be late because Hey boss, I’m not the one who called about the turtle head. Who was it? Did it sound like me? Yeah. I love the backstory. I was hoping this would happen. I’m gonna be about a few seconds late work today. Something’s come out a little bit. Oh! Having fun this morning. Okay. I’m gonna give you a fact about animations. Yeah. And you’re gonna tell me if it’s real or fake. By making an animated face that represents our answer. Yeah, exactly. That was something that I totally also knew. The reason that animated characters often only have four fingers is because studios save several millions of dollars. Whew. Several millions? I’m making my So wait, so I have this correct? I am to interpret. You are not gonna say anything, but I’m to interpret via your face what your answer is. Okay. Rhett, you look like you’re questioning, like you’re not giving me an answer so much as a question. No I’m not the one who called above the drill head. Yeah, you can say it too. You think it works when you say it works It works in multiple scenarios. I was saying like I just said it like did you know? Okay, so you’re both saying it is true. Yeah It is true! Yep. It’s a… Millions of dollars. Yeah. Say millions of dollars. Cut the time for the frame by frame rendering of characters by cutting off that finger. Because look at this. Which one? See this right here? That millions, this thousands. Which one do they cut off the middle finger? ’cause it’s longest? Yeah. It’s always the middle finger. If you look at any animated hand they’ve chopped off the middle finger. Yep. Yep. Robot Chicken is named after a menu item on a local Chinese restaurant’s Menu Wow. Robot chicken. Definitely. If the sound plays while you’re making that face, I do feel like you need to voice it in that character. No, I’m not the one who called about the turtle head! wasn’t me. Definitely wasn’t me. Okay. I’m interpreting Rhett, it was a silly little secret that this …is true. No, it’s not true. It’s not. That’s obviously a lie. It seemed like, it seemed like it was true what you were doing. No, no, no, no. Because here’s what I’m saying. I’m like, you know I’m not the one who called it by the turtle head. Of course I am! Okay. So you think it’s false. Yeah. I’m not good at faces Link. It’s not really my thing. Link thinks it’s true. Yeah Yeah, yeah. He thinks it’s true. It’s true. And! That’s my hair. We actually are having lunch from this place. Kung Pao Bistro. We were like, “Hey what’s this Chinese place that it’s named after?” And then we Googled it and then it’s Kung Pao Bistro. So now we’re ordering lunch from there? we’re having lunch from Kung Pao Bistro Yeah. Are we getting robot chicken? Today? Probably not. Yeah. We didn’t order robot chicken? Isn’t it crazy? Maybe we can make a swap. Now. What is Robot chicken? We don’t We, hold on. But you didn’t know Oh, that’s weird. Y’all didn’t order it. We are getting robot chicken! We are getting it! Oh, we’re gonna get robot chicken for lunch. Robot chicken for everybody! Well, I mean there’s probably not that much to go around Until it’s gone. Yeah. While supplies last. Alright, so we’re two for two. No, I was wrong. Yeah I’ll give it to you. Okay, thanks. Bob’s Burgers, was originally about a cannibalistic family who serve the unknowing public, hamburgers made out of people meat. Why would they, why would they do that? Why would they think that they would do that? Just so you know, I’ve changed my strategy, now I’m not trying to be the person who said the fact, I’m responding to the fact. ’cause I believe that’s more logical. That’s what I’ve been doing the whole time. Yeah. And it looks like you don’t, you don’t believe it. Oh really? Yeah. A little bit. Yeah, you’re right. I don’t believe it for one second I’m gonna, you know what I’m be like. He definitely, he is mind blown. He believes it. Okay. So, Rhett thinks it’s fake. I am not the one who called about the turtle head. You gotta say “no!”. No! I’m not the one who called about the turtle head. Yeah That’s important. The “no” is important And Link thinks it’s true? Why would you call about it? Okay. It’s… true. Wow! It’s true? Yeah. They changed it before the pilot. right? I, I mean, I’m hoping that the pilot did not have them serving people meat and then they changed it in episode two. ’cause that would be quite a swing. Little Mermaid, you know Link, your favorite movie that you’ve seen a lot because your wife loves it. Never seen it. Never will see it. Jodi Benson, the voice behind Ariel in the Little Mermaid, actually used a plastic fork to comb out a knot in her hair, inspiring the animators to create the iconic scene. The iconic scene of what? Her combing her hair with a fork? Yes. You know, interestingly enough, I, I took Jasoo for a walk and some grasses that got all in his furs, Oh wow. You had to leave him out. you can’t bring him back after that. The only thing I had to get the grasses out of his furs was a fork. Spent like an hour, huh? When we were camping. Yeah. that makes sense. Using a fork to get the grasses out of his furs. Grasses? What kind of grasses were these? Like sticky, sticky, prickly grasses. Like burrs? And some burrs. He hated it. Then I washed the fork. No! I did not! I’m not I’m not the one! who called about the turtle head! But tell me about that call. Yeah. Yeah. That I don’t know about. I’d like to hear more. Exactly. I’d like to hear more about it! Tell me more about that call. Like why would they call about it? Who called? Yeah. What did they say? Because it wasn’t me. Not me. Is it a doctor’s office? That’s, that, that that is, you know I’m gonna say The doctor’s office called you back. No, I wasn’t the one The ER, the ER called you back. I wasn’t the one who called about turtle head. Oh, Well somebody did. Well I, I’m sure I gotta Find them! I’m, I’m sure you don’t. I’m sure the situation passed. I don’t know man. Sometimes, sometimes they don’t resolve themselves. Sometimes they just Sometimes they don’t resolve themselves. Sometimes it’s just Trust me, I’ve seen it …Back in until you don’t see it. Now you see it, now you don’t. There it is again You know David Sedaris, the writer, the author? I know of him Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. Very funny. Highly recommend, very funny. His book that I’m reading right now, he talks about, on tour he always picks one thing to like, collect from the audience. And this tour, he was collecting stories, horror stories of things that got caught in people’s butts that they had to go to the hospital for. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah, and the list is great, Oh yeah. But the, the turtle head reminded me of… Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s why I did, that’s why I did it. So you’d remember it. put turtle head up there? Yeah. Sorry. Assume your faces… What are we talking about? The the, the fork. Okay. We got a false and a true and it’s… False! Oh, it’s false! That was a good fake out. Yep. Let’s hear another The Simpsons! early draft of the Simpsons, Ned Flanders was a time traveling salesman who kept trying to sell Homer gadgets from the future. I don’t think time travel has its place in the worlds of the Simpsons Two falses? Yeah, you’re right. Yeah, you’re right. You know your Simpsons. Yeah, he was Hello? Um, No, I am not the one who called about the turtle head. Are you sure? I think I would know. Well, yeah, but that was from this number and a very similar voice. Oh really? Yeah. He was like What did he say First, He said, I’m embarrassed about this. Yeah? But I don’t know who else to call. And who did he call? Who are you? I’m the body shop. Okay. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You, you little fender bender. Wanna bend that fender? I think it’s the same guy who’s got the civic sport in with us right now. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well no, I- I was not, I was not the, what is it? It’s turtle He said he had a turtle head problem. No, but what’s my, what, What did, what did he say? What do I say? “No, I’m not the one who called about the turtle head”. That’s what you said at the beginning. I’m not, I’m not, I’m not the one asking about the I, I’m not the one who asked about the turtle head. Well he didn’t ask anything about it. He just said, I mean at first we thought it was a prank call, ’cause I reckon, I bet it was. We in, in our system when the number called, it automatically brings up his account. He’s got a civic sport in with us. Okay. Rear view mirror Right. Turned upside down somehow. So he is seeing everything backwards. Well, I, that’s might be how he’s he’s assessing the turtle head. And he said, well, while he actually said “while I’ve got you, do you know what a turtle head is?” I was like, “of course”. He said, “well, I got one”. Okay. And I was like, “what you, you think you…” and then did he? “…Do you want a discount?” Did you ask, did you ask to call… Did you ask to like, “gimme a moment lemme call you back?” Or “why are you calling me?” I got another call, a lady that’s got a that’s got a beetle in. Okay. And weirdly, she’s dealing with mirror issues also. Somebody switched her left and right mirrors, little prank action. So now they face the forward part of the car so they don’t work. Anyway, I’m working on that. Forward view mirrors. And while I was talking with her, who incidentally did not have a turtle head, How do you know that? you hung up! Or at least the guy I thought was you, hung up. Somebody called from your number. Right, is it… So I just called back and said, Yeah, they were probably “Did you call about the turtle head?” And you said “No I was not…” I didn’t… “I was not the one who called about turtle head.” You are not the one. Yeah. Yeah. I’m not the one. Yeah. So that’s where we’re at now. “No, I’m not the one who called about the turtle head.” Yeah, I got that right. Okay, well… let me know if you figure it out. I’m sure. I’m sure it’ll pass. Why are you calling? I’m answering. I answered what? Ah, man. What? Oh man. Why is, who calling? We’ll be at the Hollywood improv this Thursday night. That is some, that is some comedy there. Yeah. Right. Yep. Yep. Just look for us there. It’s, It is, it is like you gotta you gotta work real hard, to find anything that might be a little bit funny. I thought it was all funny! Yeah, it’s a little defeat, I feel a little defeated though. Mail with Jen is back for a mythical society Special! Send in your mail by October 2nd.