GMMore 2454: Playing Crazy Donut Games From TikTok

Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to take some donuts, including this one, that is currently tied to my ankle. And this one is tied to my ankle. And we’re going to play some Tik Tok games. They’re physical in nature. I’m a little concerned. Oh, are you not feeling well? You just won a physical game. And by the way – I feel like I won in a way that people are gonna say, “you know what, I wish he would’ve just played.” You probably would have won anyway. Thank you. You got a corn hole. But, I did change my strategy because I knew I was doomed and changed up. I wouldn’t have done that, I would’ve gone with another purple one and maybe. Hey, but it was fun, though. We could’ve tied, I don’t know. It made it fun. That’s called a win-win. Let’s do a secret handshake before anything else. Oh, we got this, it got tied to my ankle. Don’t get the donut, yeah. Okay, and then we gotta shake hands in our pockets. Yeah, oh, this is not weird. Shake this hand? That’s the handshake that nobody knows you’re doing. Secret! That is the secret-est handshake. That is so secret. Hey, did those guys just shake hands? Through their pants? Yes. Yes. Okay, this first game, are we gonna watch the video? Yeah! Let’s take a peek. So people understand. At the donut ankle string game. Fun baby shower games, is what it said. Boy, they are cackling. Now they’ve got little donuts. This is a baby shower. We’ve got big donuts at this man shower. Nothing I like to see more- Also I don’t know. Middle-aged women lifting ankles at baby showers. Stevie, yes? I was gonna say, I thought one woman was holding her leg up. I feel like that’s not allowed. I feel like your leg has to be – Well hold on now. You’re right, it’s not allowed for Rhett. You don’t know. We don’t know yet. I’m not quite ready to go back there. Why are you not ready? I need more coffee. Okay. Okay. This seems like it might be, this is gonna be easy or impossible. I can’t really tell from this. Let’s just see how it looks when you put your donut up there. Is the donut currently – Donut is currently out of frame on this, but it’ll – How do I? Stand up. You can stand up, man! Oh, I did stand, I am standing. That seems about even. So it’s the first man shower to eat his whole donut. Yeah, ready? Yeah. Three, The whole donut? Yeah! Yeah! Oh, gosh. Three, two, one, go! Oh, oh! See that leg holding happening. Hey, he’s doing the illegal thing. Oh! I gotta rest. I got a lower back problem. Hold on, he – Whoo, I’m tired. How does this – I gotta get my – I forget, once it gets over here, I forget that my foot is attached to it. When it gets down here and I’m about to eat. Okay, maybe it’s the first to, like, take the donut off the string. Like, to just get a big bite out of it or something. Why? It doesn’t feel like it should be this hard. It didn’t look that hard in the video. My mouth’s too small for this freaking donut! My hip flexor’s exhausted. Why’d y’all put a regular-sized donut? Put a little donut, I can’t get it in my mouth! Okay. Here we go. It’s like trying to bite in an apple that’s the size of a grapefruit. Oh, mine is double looped! Why is the back of my neck hurting? Mine is – What is happening? Mine’s stuck! I just can’t bite it. It’s just the donut is too big. We can do this. You need to rest again. I mean, I’m over it! It hits my tongue and I just can’t do anything about it. I can’t make my mouth big enough! Ooh! Okay. You lose. Am I disqualified? Yeah, it appears. Look, look. When you want it to go lower, raise your leg higher. Look. Let me help you. Look, this donut – Let me work your leg. Let me work the leg. Now look. Straighten this. No, that’s gonna hurt my back. I can’t do that. My back hurts today. You gotta, you gotta keep it back. You gotta get my – Come on, man. Get it. I’m better without you. I mean, you gotta keep it over here and keep it in. And now go up. Now hold it. No, no. We did it, James. Oh! We needed a smaller donut, guys. Take note for next time. Round two? I don’t think anybody would’ve changed a thing about it. Okay, this next one is a less physical. Less physical. It’s a mental game. You set up the triangle of donuts? Yeah. Four, three, two, one? What? Clean your nose. Four, three, two, one. Oh, sure, yep. Yeah, yeah, so go ahead and give them to us. While Link is setting that up, I will let you know. You have a little surprise for us? A little surprise! James. I’m happy to announce that I’m releasing some more music as James and the Shame. Got a new single out, just dropped today. It’s called ‘Nothing Left To Love’. That’s a good country song title. ‘Nothing Left To Love’, good song, man. I’ve heard it many times. When you gave it to me – I gave it to you. I gifted the song to Link. I listened to it and I really liked it. I really liked that verse melody. Where’d you get that from? The muses. Four, three, two, one here. Check it out wherever you listen to music. Search ‘James and the Shame’. And I appreciate you listening, sharing, following. Do you have to use ampersand? And I got an EP coming out later in the fall. This is just the first single. So follow me on there, follow me on social media and you can keep up with new music from James and the Shame. Congratulations, man. I’ll be listening. So what do we do with this? So, we invert the triangle. We’re trying to- we should actually push the whole thing further away because we have to get it pointed this way with only three moves. We don’t have to push it that far. That’s good. I don’t like touching donuts. It’s too glazey. I have an idea. This is like one of those games that when you’re done, you’re like, I think I did okay. How many corresponds to what? And then it’s like- Let me just try something. You know your triangle top, we can’t see in the main, at least. I’m just saying, but we have to put the triangle top down here. Yeah, if you – Just trust me. What does it look like on the – Morgan’s got it! Okay. We’re about to move it, though. Now why would you move that one? To get to four. Okay? That’s one. Is that four? And now – One. So we got four and then three. So now we just need to do. That’s your two. It’s only two moves? Three moves. Three. Okay, good. All right, so now, hold on. So I’m going back. Oh look, you just did it! You made a triangle! So this is four. You want, well, ’cause if you want to make – You obviously have to make this four. That’s the first move. No, but hold on. I can do it with zero moves. Watch. Triangle with a point. And then if you just – Turn it around. Triangle with a different point. It’s pointing in a different direction. All right, what are you saying? You’re saying you want to go a row of four. Now you’ve got a three here. And so. And then this is a – If you went to here – The problem is you gotta go here and now I’m almost there. That’s three moves. And I’d have to go four moves to get it. That didn’t work. All right, so let’s leave it here. So I did it with four moves, but not with three moves. So if we go – Go back to where it was. ‘Cause that wasn’t right. Well why don’t we just reverse this way? Oh, reverse this one. I think the problem is we shouldn’t start at a point. You gotta make a hole. You gotta start with the unexpected. That’s probably true. So we’re gonna put this one – See, now you’re taking away from a layer of three where it definitely needs to be four. How could it not be? How could this not supposed to – You know what? Maybe, no. One. Two. No, no, no, that – I bet it can be a smaller. It has to be the exact same dimensions as it was, the other way, right? Correct. So let’s take this one and, like you said, we’re gonna make this one, let’s just make this one three for now. But why would we do that? And let’s make this one – Hold on, hold on Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing to know that it was the wrong thing. Hold on, go back to what you just had. Right, were you here? Is this what you had? No, it’s there. Because, well, stick with what you just did. Three here. So we did three, and then if this goes to four, yes there it is. And then its, there it is. That’s it. Huh. We did it. That’s it! And look, and once we done it, we can also, now we can do it again. Don’t tell me. What was the first move that you did? ‘Cause now it’s – I think the first move that I did was, I made – No, you took one. I took one from the four. The two, I took the four and I made it three. And then we moved that one around. And so that’s one, two. Three. Yeah, that’s it. We did it twice. Well. We did it twice. I’m so relieved. And now, we’re gonna take this and we’re gonna do – Eat it. No, we’re gonna do donut pong. Right? Okay. Does that work like this? How do we set those up? Three and three. Oh, it’s not a pyramid? Okay. Three and three. Oh, so he’s got three and I’ve got three? In a line. In a line. There’s your three. Stand behind the bar. Three and three. You can go ahead and push it back a little bit. Pull it in, just to make it pleasing. Okay. And then we have to bounce it off the ground? Yep. Why is it so quiet? I don’t know, I guess ’cause there’s no noise. This is so entertaining. I mean, you’re the one’s usually talking. That’s a good point. Why are we so quiet? ‘Cause we’re exhausted. My hip flexor. That almost went in yours! Oh. This is gonna be almost impossible. I think bouncing off the ground might be a fatal flaw. Ooh, that’s close. Come on! Why is nobody talking? We have to stay seated? Oh, you do? I don’t know. Should we stand? I’m gonna stand. I mean, I’m hitting the donut a couple of times, but I mean it’s landing right on the donut! Oh, I was close! I keep landing on the donut! It’s not gonna go in the donut. It’s not gonna stay in the donut. I mean, it’s hitting the donut! It’s gonna be the person to just get one. Oh, yeah. Agh! Oh! We’re gonna make the holes bigger. Okay. How are you gonna make the holes – Okay. Look away, look away! Look away! Okay, don’t look. Forget you ever saw this! Emily and KG coming in here and ringed out these donut holes for us. Yeah, finger blast the donut. Here we go. Okay, let’s go. That looks big. You got a big one in the middle there. Yeah. Okay. There you go! What is happening? The bounce. It’s the ping pong balls. They’re not- They’re bad. They’re not professional. These ping pong balls are not professional enough for us! What if we just try to just make it land in it. Just literally just, just no bounce. Just try to make it hit the – I mean, I’ve landed in the donut every time and it won’t stay. The hole’s not big enough. You didn’t ream it out hard enough. Ooh! There you go, make it just two donuts. No! Look at that middle donut. It’s just two donuts now. Perfect, perfect. Agh! Oh, it’s one of those Mores. It’s one of those Mores, y’all! Link, I’m not even bouncing anymore, bro, I’m just throwing it directly at the donut. There you go. No! Yes! Whoo! I mean, I was literally just doing this, though. Why is nobody talking? Have a great day. To get the Mythical Society blanket hoodie, you gotta join third degree quarterly or annual by September 30th. MythicalSociety.com

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