Welcome to Good Mythical More. So many snacks, getting smaller. Yep. Just so they can sell different. Which is better? We decide. That’s true. But, you know what? Let’s define a word. Let’s define cockshut. Cockshut. Cockshut Cockshut. Cockshut is a voluntary, temporary abstinence. It’s like an internal chastity belt for men? Yeah, voluntary, temporary abstinence, cockshut. Is that it? Or is it the close of the day? The evening, the twilight. Oh. The cockshut. The cockshut. That’s when mine opens. Like a flower. The evening, yeah. Like a night flower. Oh, god. You heard it here, folks. Ooh, we got some, I need some salty. I cannot eat anything sweet until I’ve eaten some salty. So we’ve got Cheetos and then Cheetos Mini, which, Cheetos Mini is just small cheese balls. Yeah, you’re right. It’s not, I mean, it seems like it would be – That’s so good. I mean, Cheetos has a cheese puff. Hmm. I didn’t know about these. Oh, that’s a big, I don’t really like a really big one. Hmm! But, they had the exact same consistency as a Cheeto. Not the same as a cheese ball. A cheese ball is much softer than this thing. This has the hard consistency of a Cheeto. Yeah. Wow! You kinda right. I mean, the fact that, like, I’m putting aside big ones for you and looking for smaller ones and then not even having to think about it over here. I’m on team Cheeto Mini. Why would you put aside the big one? That, look at this. Because their cheese ratio is not as good. Just to the small ones. So I’m going for the mini for this one. Oh, look at that. And we don’t have anyone to break our tie. I’m coming back to the regular Cheeto. They went back to their actual jobs. I think I actually like Cheetos better. We’re split, guys. I don’t know what we’re gonna do. Yeah, they’re better than you thought. But not good enough for Rhett. It’s hard to beat a real Cheeto, though. Here, put the lid on that. Let’s, I’m still not ready to go sweet. Let’s go here. They got little Doritos? Doritos, same bold flavor, now mini. Of course these are cool ranch. Bless you, child. You want that? I breathed that cool ranch in. It actually just looks like broken up chips. Right? Oh, I know. I mean, it’s just a little version. It’s a little version. I’m trying to think of who this appeals to. Is it children? Yeah, so you don’t get the cuts in the corner of your mouth. You know? Unless your mouth is the right size. You don’t have to open as wide. But one of the great things about eating chips is opening wide. I feel like you have to, I mean, they went with the, like Pringles-esque packaging, I think to, one, protect the integrity of the minis, which it didn’t do as well, but also, like, you would have to, you’re not gonna stick your hand in there, you know? You can for a little bit, but then you run out of room. Yeah, so you would have to pour it. They’re pourable. Maybe you, yeah, maybe you pour it on the go into your mouth so you don’t have to use your hands? And they’re minis so you don’t get too much? Maybe it’s – Yeah, that’s true. what your cupboard is like. You know what I’m saying? Like – But these – Yeah. You got one of those cupboards that’s all, just like, sideways holes that you just stick things shaped like Pringles in. Cupboard. You went with cupboard instead of a pantry. Yeah, that’s not how my cupboard works. I don’t mention a cupboard unless it’s bare, you know? Cupboards are bare, pantries are, just like brimming. Mm-hmm. These are interesting, but I don’t think they’re better than the originals. Yeah, because I like doing that thing where you’re like, for an adult mouth, it’s like You got an adult mouth yeah. it just goes in there. I’ve always thought that about you. Thank you. This wants to go in there. So for children who want an adult experience, they should try Doritos Minis. You should probably disqualify what you just said, but I guess we’ll just let it go. Let’s go with Chips Ahoy. Hoy! Hmm. You have a lot of cookie opinions, so I want to hear what you think about this. I’ve eaten so many M&Ms, I have to half this. Which is making it hard for me to judge, but. You know, I ate too many M&Ms. I prefer the smaller ones just because I don’t really like Chips Ahoy that much. So it’s just less to eat. But these are, they’re really different. I mean, they’re like, they’re taller, browner. They’re very crispy. And less chocolate. More cookie. Oh I’d think you like that. I do. Right, ’cause you don’t like chocolate chip cookies, you like cookies. Chocolate chip-less chocolate chip cookies. Honestly, though, the actual cookie tastes – The cookie better? Cookie better? Is the cookie better? They don’t even, they don’t taste the same. So that’s the strange thing about it. Well is it better, though? No. Okay, we’ve been split on all these. They don’t taste as good. This is why we need a panel. I mean, we are just proving – Yeah. in real time how important the panel is. Yeah, we need a panel. Panel. I need some more salt. Sun Chips! I mean, they’re not hot. So is the same company deciding to do this? Yeah, I’m sure. Frito-Lay? And, like you said, they’re pourable. Nabisco is Chips Ahoy, which is why I think the packaging is different. This is garden salsa? Garden salsa. Don’t sleep on garden salsa. That’s a good flavor. I think the beauty of the minis, when it comes to something like a Sun Chip, is a lot of people, including me, like to eat two chips on top of each other because it creates a much different texture. I’m gonna try that. And this is like, the work has been done for you. This is basically like the surface area of one chip. They’re crunchier. It’s like they’re a little thicker so that they don’t break in the cylinder. They’re better. They’re better. Little ones are better. Yeah, they pack more of a flavor. We finally agree. This is definitively – Get the little Sun Chips. an improvement. Get the little Sun Chips! Get a little Sun Chip in my life! Do you feel like the fact that you knew that we were going to choose peanut butter M&Ms as our favorite is like, people are gonna be like, disappointed that we chose what, you know, you knew the one with peanut butter was gonna be the best. I think it just legitimately is the best. I mean, the panel agreed. Yeah, that’s why the panel’s there. It was five to zero. Yeah. Are we crazy? I mean, I’m just glad that the randomizer didn’t put peanut butter at the top because then we’d be in a situation where the entire episode we were watching you say you like peanut butter over and over again. Yeah, right. So. Nobody likes that. Well you could’ve randomize it again. Or just moved peanut butter. If, oh, I see what you’re saying. Yeah, no, I thought it hit nicely. Like, you were able to see that you had loyalty to other flavors before it was all about peanut butter, which is nice. I think that the brownie was the real story today. Yeah. And the – I didn’t even know about it. The caramel was the big surprise. Big surprise. But the thing is, we were going to introduce, like, if a flavor held on for multiple rounds, we were gonna bring it back at the end so you can compare. But we knew that peanut butter was the thing you were comparing it to so it was like, what’s the point? What’s the point? Like, you’re just gonna pick peanut butter for sure. Yeah, I already know what I think about this. When you let these little puppies out. So this isn’t even, this isn’t, there’s actually one in between this size. That’s taller. Yeah, like a normal, but this is actually called the mini and they’re unwrapped. So, this right here, oh, oh, I dropped it. Pick that up so I don’t step on it. There’s no world in which the small one is better than the big one. There’s so much about the process of eating a Reese’s peanut butter cup that is perfect in every way. Like, every part of the journey is perfect. And I can’t just collapse this entire cross-country journey into just one solitary bite. That’s my problem with the minis. Reese’s has done a lot with their cups to release all types of ratios. They might as well. They’ve got like the really tall one, you got even more peanut. Then you got some where like the outside is – Also peanut butter. Yeah. Isn’t that pretty? What about like a movie theater scenario? You think that changes things? Well I don’t need anything to be changed ’cause I don’t agree with Rhett. I actually think these are better. As much as I love Reese cups – What? I think that the ratio is too peanut butter heavy. Which is why I like the ones that are a little smaller, that are unwrapped, and that’s why these are the best. I don’t know if we can go on being friends. You don’t like the original Reese’s peanut butter cup? As much as the mini, no. It starts on the outside. The fact that it is a dynamic experience, you start on the outside with a little crown, or what, I like to call it a crown, the side of the crown. Yeah, the edge. You get that in there and then by the time you get to the middle, you get those really heavy peanut butter bites and then you work your way to the other end and then it becomes more chocolatey again. Like, it just feels like – Yes, I know. You know, do you want to take a two-week vacation? Or do you want to take a two-hour vacation? I mean, that’s really the question here. What? Yeah. You lost me there, but, I got, but for one bite, it’s the perfect ratio. Oh, I think it’s too much chocolate. None of the bites in that journey are the perfect ratio. I disagree. Unless you buy the right depth. Oh, disagreed. I think the little ones – These are so tempting. are good for a topping on frozen yogurt. If you’re having, if you’re at the movie theater- That looks so good. I think that you need some, like, poppable candy-wise. ‘Cause then your popcorn to sweet ratio is weird. No? At the movie theater, if I’m gonna go Reese’s, I’m going Reese’s pieces, I’m sorry. Exactly! I’m a big E.T. fan. You want the poppable, like, nature of them. You wouldn’t go regular Reese’s in a movie theater. Well, also, there’s a candy shell. I don’t wanna do something that’s just got a meltable chocolate exterior at the movie theater because you can’t see your hands. Don’t get me wrong, I love them both. And I don’t disagree with anything you said. It’s just, you’re disagreeing with what I said. Yeah, I just don’t think its the right ratio. If it was the right ratio in every bite, then I would agree with you. Okay, so we can only agree on Sun Chips today. Well we have Oreos to try. Oh. It’s difficult when some, the thing that makes something what it is, is the ratio, which is Oreos, right? It’s the cream to cookie ratio. They’re so little! Now they do play around with that with Double Stuf and they’ve got even a bigger one. Isn’t that cute? Isn’t that a cute little Oreo? Look at that. Big one. Why? The ratio. I want more cream. Its the same ratio, dude. It’s not, it’s thick. Oh, there’s more cream. There’s more cream on the, on the – On the little one. Well I got one that was too small, then. Try another. I mean you can’t do this to it. You can’t do the – That’s what I was gonna say, if anything’s a journey, then isn’t regular sized Oreo a journey that you’re – Yes. passing up? Mm-hmm, yeah. I think with Oreo, I’m not a fan of that journey. If you just bite this, it starts to go everywhere. And I just want to get it in my mouth and be done with it. The taste experience is exactly the same. You’re just trying to get it over with. Like it’s a pill. Yeah. I’m not a huge fan of Oreos. It’s about the same as M&Ms for me. Regular Oreos. I don’t think the other things apply. Discovery today – Is Sun Chips. Is that the little cheese ball Cheetos are better than you thought they were. Give me one more of those. I’m trying to eat – And the little Sun Chips are great. Trying to put something down there with all those M&Ms. Put it down there. Well, that’s a – That’s a good cheese ball. This is some mutant Cheetos. Mm-hmm. Oh, gosh. Man, I need a colonic. Let’s go take a nap. See that, see that. Barely blinked right there, man. Do you – Are you try – The one thing I did notice about – You trying to tip me?