GMMore 2468: Which State Is This House In?

welcome to G Mythical More uh you can find some crazy stuff on Zillow some homes being shown but can you look at those listings and then associate them with the state that they’re located in we can only one way to find out but first let’s tell a 10-word story and remember it doesn’t have to be exactly 10 it’s just when it’s when it’s done we don’t overthink it right fertilizers often fertilize uh rotational crops because rotational crops like fertilizer see that’s a good one that’s a good one wasn’t it’s more of a more of a statement why why why are we are you happy with that cuz you’re usually not happy no I’m very happy that might be one of the best ones ever oh uh fertilizer came full circle fertilizer often fertilizes rotational crops because rotational crops love fertilizer it’s a it was it’s called a circle of life kind of thing yeah or a rotation it was like one rotation yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah if you were to win a gnome I wonder what it would have looked like oh nothing just somebody throwing some just a gnome that’s you man making it rain and look my shirt matches oh wow they knew what I was going to be wearing that’s the interesting thing sometimes they give me a call and as you can see they assume that I would win this game because they were like what uh well I don’t get to see your butt cheeks what are you wearing today and I said I’m wearing a red shirt and they were like okay khaki shorts come back yeah see but you don’t get to win that I get to win that cuz that this is now this makes sense you know this is I don’t think my gnome is happy to see your is the story pull his pants down yeah oh he looks pretty happy he looks like he’s ready for for it okay I’m going to show you a house it’s going to be interesting and then you’re going to guess what state it’s from do you do a lot of Zillow uh he does Zill you do that yeah yeah yeah I like his I like do Zillow Rhett Rhett likes to drive around when we’re in new places he likes to drive around their neighborhoods so he’s probably going to be good at this and I usually take a nap in the passenger and what I really like and this is kind of a version of this yeah is you’ve seen you’ve seen the tip tip Toppers who um they’ll look at like a a street view from somewhere in the world and they can guess where they’re at like that’s a that’s that’s a genre of of Internet oh it’s absolutely crazy it’ll just be like a dirt road and some trees and the guy will be like and then they’ll get to the right continent and then the right country and then like the right spot in a country it won’t be like B in America foliage it’s based on having done this so often they know like the color of the dirt and the foliage and the combination of things and they can be like I this is in Zimbabwe wonder what they do for a living like their day job like what G what gives you that skill set I think it’s I don’t think I don’t know I think it’s just people who look at a lot of lot of uh streets views first one this is a basement only house uh it was listed on Zillow back in 2022 remember that one uh for $35,000 I you know what I think happened here I think the story is that and this is going to help me locate this this is in the tornado belt somebody lost their house and then they spent the insurance money on I guess green furniture for the basement and then and on just like putting a roof where the where the house where the where the first floor used to be this is not that’s this is Kansas so I was going to say Kansas is a great guess because the tornado thing it seems to be flat and it’s all hardwood trees there’s no Pines I think I’m I’m going to go with you on this one Kansas is the guess great guess great logic in fact it is Deer Creek Illinois hey so they can have tornadoes same reason what’s the story though huh it’s sold for $32,000 and in an interview for local news the realtor said it’s a nice lot it’s on a corner and it’s a large lot it’s beautiful so you know it’s just and it’s different people like to have things that are different you know not much of an expl people like basements people love basements it’s got a great basement look at how the doorway yeah up so you can walk into your house versus crawl into your house you know you can still walk into it I mean they could have dug the dug it out and then you would have gone down and then in I think more houses should be like this because I would imagine that the heating and cooling is probably really efficient what I said has to be true though this used to be a house I don’t know if it was demolished whatever if it was tornado whatever it was right I mean I think that makes a lot of sense I agree but all I have is the quote that I read to you which I’m happy to do again people things that are what different different it’s different people like things that are different y okay um this also has to do with a basement is this next house oh good lord that’s scary the basement is a dungeon what in the world so we’re dealing with uh again I’m going to I’m looking at the vegetation first we’ve I see two trees uh this is a place that has a hard winter uh so I’m going to go northeast this is definitely not this is definitely not West Coast right so this is like what’s the most demented state in the Northeast where they were willing to do like a dungeon situation well it was listed for 297,000 which is also a hint you know real estate prices these days well that means if it’s liser $297,000 must be on the beach brother um Beach dungeon and is it is that what is that is it like is it spray ins solation or is that actual concrete I’m going to go with newshire Northern Ireland is the state that you’re guessing yeah I’m going International with this one okay it is Marietta Pennsylvania Pennsylvania what’s the story here the history of the cave which connects to the home’s living room isn’t entirely clear the house was built in 1900 decades after the peak years of the Underground Railroad in Lancaster County so it’s possible that the Cave predates the construction of the home mhm why wouldn’t you it just feels like you would have done something with this cave other than it just being completely Barren right like you wanted some like set dressing some like it would be like if I own this house everybody I knew would be in would come in this basement I I probably would buy a lot of that furniture that I see in the back of the Rolling Stone you know there’s usually like a woman in lingerie draped over it what kind of furniture are you talking about it’s like angular mushy Furniture typically with like sex Furniture I don’t know it just looks really comfortable but like the way you would lay on it it’s just weird to me it’s like how that it’s like more of like it’s like oh here’s a big rectangular wedge that you can drape yourself over in lingerie I think you’re talking about sex furniture and here’s one that like you can it’s it’s it’s like a triangle going the other way you can drape yourself over that you’re talking about angle angles yeah it’s like if you it creates angles right so like if you’re like if if your if your television was like mounted in the corner of your room and you like had to like that’s what it’s for or if your television was mounted on the floor it’s for strangely mounted televisions right and you wanted like to get the blood from your butt to run to your head yeah yeah yeah like butt blood that’s why I would feel this place butt blood is the best blood for your head okay how about does your head need more butt blood butt blood butt blood yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah please move on Stevie oh this is a freaking it’s a uh church house it was listed for $1. 649 million I like what they’ve done to the inside it’s very open I think we’re in this is strange I think we’re in are we in the South no it’s a church house turn a church into a house maybe they wouldn’t go for that they wouldn’t go for that this is a place that religion has has has left yeah so this is the northwest this is the Pagan Wilds of the or Oregon Oregon oh no I was saying the Oregon oh I was saying Oregon the Oregon is still lower right hand corner is still intact and right there and it it has a neon open sign in front of it this is not classy Oregon but it is expensive like they call that the Oregon Oregon I wonder if this is uh this is for sale not for rent this seems like a place you’d want to stay for maybe two nights tops you know as a gimmick maybe bring in some angular Furniture well they might be considering that next cuz it was listed in July and it’s still up but they lowered the price we got Airbnb this thing uh oh no it just sold it just sold what was it you some you’re somebody’s watching this and they just bought it real time real time Barry Barry bought it he put his vacuum down and bought it um Oregon uh final answer no I think I’m GNA go with uh I’m GNA go with Mississippi Cincinnati Ohio Ohio anything goes yeah right no one notices that’s their slogan anything goes cuz no one notices sorry Ohio yeah man you I I didn’t say it this time we love Ohio all right hit me with another let’s see oh this is scary it says uh this is a popular local haunted house lovingly referred to as the 13 vultures haunted estate in operation since 2015 listed for 125k this is Upstate New York this is a business you know you’re buying a business not just a house yep um skeleton crawling on the ceiling we’ve got uh we’ve got a some ghoul taking a dump surgeon scene and as you can see the the the nurse there has a head on a platter that’s tasteful then you’ve got a coffin in the lower right hand corner is is open casket classy CL I bet it smells weird in there you can imagine exactly what it smells like it’s one of those like when I go into a thrift store I like immediately get a headache you know it smells like that there I don’t love the idea of nice yard though sniffing up sniffing up Thrift you know you got horses well you could you could have horses haunted bless see it’s the thrift smell Upstate New York um well we they do have a hard winter we got some Hardwoods um haven’t seen a pine tree yet uh I’m going to go with Michigan that’s Michigan’s a great guess bear to Texas Texas Texas says the husband and wife owners said they are sad to be looking at closing their doors but after such a long run the time has come I’m hoping somebody will just take it over buy everything in here and continue doing the haunt and I hope they’ll let me help on it you know I’d like to hang around and keep doing it somebody will could you imagine that you’re about yeah we’re going to buy many weirdos and we’ll let you come around who love Halloween they just like it is their thing those people exist and I’m not judging them it’s but you call them those people cuz they’re not me they’re different than me they’re separate from me okay we’re going from Halloween to Christmas oh here weti Christmas year round that’s beautiful year there’s only a few places that can have trees like that with snow on them in the United States I mean you obviously you got Colorado is is one option um but is that too obvious it’s supposed to be Santa’s house the sign out there was like toy toy shop and then stables for the reindeer you know would they do this in Montana or is it too tasteful for Montana I think maybe an Idaho this might be an Idaho situation yep yep yep this is Idaho Idaho close the North Pole I guess it’s a it’s a it’s a like a Zillow PR stunt the state of the North Pole it well it’s it’s actually supposed to be Santa’s home and you can follow his Christmas Eve Trek but you but again it seems like a rental not a you can rent FR through Zillow I guess well no I’m just saying that this is not I don’t think I don’t know I don’t think it’s real oh yeah it’s stocking IM is that why over the fireplace it says Zillow for the holidays yeah yeah because there’s no trees like that at the North Pole how about a house with an indoor pool love it how about a house with nothing but an IND look like a Cracker Barrel in there that is huge look at that true it’s strange is that an elliptical what a strange Arrangement you can imagine what it sounds like in there you know what I’m saying what’s the name of that indoor water park get your own private Great Wolf Lodge Great Wolf Lodge this is Def you know sometimes you see houses where you can tell that someone came into some money and then just like bought MH some software where you could make a house yeah they call that new money yeah and new money and they make a house don’t know what to do on an iPad this is a this is a house designed on an iPad and you have no point of reference for it until you actually get inside of it I’m kind of disturbed by the tarp in the lower right hand corner what’s under that tarp is not something that you want to have to say out loud when buying a home what’s under that tarp this might be some Southern Charm here I don’t know I’m going to go with Alabama you know what I’m going to stick with Ohio until I get it it is so odd that this would be I don’t really understand the indoor nature of this because it’s in Goose Creek South Carolina oh okay you want your pool to be on the outside this adds up totally adds up you got the Goose Creek oh yeah The Rustic planks indoor pool oh it says fun feature it has three kitchens of course it does questionable tile Choice that’s lenium going right up to the pool I mean this is South Carolina what are they this the underbelly listed for 1.15 and then it went for just under a million mhm mhm what’s under that tarp oh look to the right of it that’s a that’s an undulating slide oh yeah it’s pretty nice the more I look at it the more I want to be there you want to do one more yeah yeah oh tiger house we have no exterior features we have to go straight off tiger so let’s look at the top two pictures first full tiger wallpaper actual stuffed Tiger but not real to the beside besides some sort of a jukebox what is that and then in the upper right the tiger continues into the bathroom but then the lower right got some sort of DJ equipment karaoke equipment and then we got van seats that been taken out and we have tires I’m going to go with Florida listed for $327,000 Florida this is Florida close oh gosh this is Louisiana Gaffney South Carolina back in South Carol should have stuck with the underbelly yeah no pool though we tell y’all stuff about South Carolina hey if you want to get the mythical Guess Who game you need to join the mythical society as a third deegree monthly member by October 31st mythical society.com

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