GMMore 2470: Match The Crew To Their Celebrity Crush

[Link] Welcome to Good Mythical More. – [Link] You know what it’s good for bosses to do? – [Link] Line up their employees and say, you know what? – [Link] I know what type of person you want to date or more. – [Link] So, we’re going to do that in this More. – [Rhett] But, first, let’s do a little round of Ready, Pet, Go. – [Rhett] We look at a pet that one of you submitted, and we try to guess its name. – [Rhett] This one is submitted by M, Mysterious M. – [Link] Okay, that’s definitely a Florence Pugh. – [Link] Now, if it was a pug, that would have been perfect. Florence Pug. – [Link] That’s a great name for a pug. – [Link] No, but this cat here with the uninterested eyes. – [Rhett] Nimoy. – [Link] That’s good. – [Rhett] Nimoy’s a good name for a pet. – [Link] I’m gonna go with Nimoy. – [Rhett] Yeah, we’re both going with Nimoy. – [Link] Nimoy is good. – [Link] Master Omelet. – [Rhett] You could have given us several hundred years, – [Rhett] and we probably would have never settled on that. – [Link] Maybe think about changing it to Nimoy. Come on in here, guys. – [Stevie] Before we start, I got to say to everyone watching. – [Stevie] Every Mythical Crew member that’s coming on camera today – [Stevie] is completely comfortable with discussing their sexuality in this context. – [Link] Oh, good. Let’s discuss your sex lives. – [Stevie] Well, I’m just saying we’ve explicit got permission, – [Stevie] so I don’t want anyone watching to feel like we forced anyone on camera – [Stevie] that wasn’t comfortable. – [Link] Yeah, now, hug! – [Link] You guys touch each other! – [Rhett] That’s not part of It. – [Link] I was just saying get closer together. – [Stevie] First up, we have Hitch, David Hill, and Meghan. – [Link] Okay, and so every one of these, – [Link] you volunteered to do one of these is your type? – [Link] So Rosario Dawson, – [Link] is she not Ahsoka? In the Ahsoka series? – [Rhett] But what is that? – [Rhett] What is a Ahsoka? – [Link] Oh, it’s a – [Rhett] This a Star Wars thing? – [Link] This is Star Wars. – [Rhett] Yeah, sorry. – [Link] And Florence Pugh – [Rhett] She was in that movie with Harry Styles. – [Link] And, I mean, and she was in the Marvel Universe – [Link] as Scarlett Johansson’s little sister. – [Rhett] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. – [Link] But we’re not here to to prove that we know these people, – [Link] because I don’t know her. – [Rhett] I know that’s Reneé Rapp. – [Rhett] She is an actor and also a musician. She’s from North Carolina. – [Rhett] I know all this because, you just looked it up on your phone – [Rhett] right before this started. – [Rhett] But then you were acting like you didn’t know who she was. – [Link] I didn’t know. I don’t know who she is. – [Rhett] She’s apparently, she’s a great singer. – [Link] David Hill, we’re going to start with you. – [Rhett] First, let’s just get a little reaction as you just look ((Laughing)) – [David Hill] Okay. Go for it. ((Laughing)) – [David Hill] Fine. – [Rhett] Oh, Rosario got a point. Rosario got a point. – [David Hill] I pointed at Florence. – [David Hill] Fine. – [David Hill] I call Florence, Flo. – [Rhett] Oh, well okay. We got a little pet name for her. – [Link] Well, first of all, I’m just going to go ahead – [Link] and then, Rhett, you can switch these around because – [Link] I’m feeling, and this was, like, my gut reaction right off the bat. – [Link] Hitch, you, you think about wrestling, Florence? – [Rhett] Hey, hey, hey, wait. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Why does it have to be wrestling? – [Link] That’s how I think about her. I mean, just wrestling like she’s like – [Meghan] She was in a wrestling movie. – [Rhett] She does seem tough. – [Link] Yeah, she can put me in a headlock. – [Link] I can smell that armpit. Smell it. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] I’m just trying to get a reaction. I mean, none of this – [Rhett] I feel – [David Hill] Can I wrestle, Flo? – [Rhett] Can you what? – [David Hill] Can I wrestle, Flo? – [Link] Yeah, man. – [Rhett] Yeah, you can. You can. – [Rhett] I don’t know. I think – [Link] She can take on all three all at once, and just – [Rhett] I don’t feel wrong about this. – [Rhett] I don’t know, though. – [Rhett] I feel like we might need to do a switcheroo somewhere here. – [Stevie] I will say, I believe two of these women are openly bisexual. – [Stevie] If that gives you any – [Stevie] Not of the crew. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] You can go to that assumption on your own. – [Stevie] I’m talking about the actors. – [Link] Oh, man. Bisexual. Keep your options open, I say. – [Rhett] I don’t know. You feel strongly about this? I don’t feel. I don’t feel strongly. – [Rhett] I mean, David Hill pointed and nodded at all three of them and – [Link] No one points and nods quite like David Hill. – [Link] We have two other sets to go through, by the way. – [Link] I feel, you have to change it. This is my answer. – [Rhett] My instinct would be to switch all three. – [Rhett] But I also don’t really have any reason for that. – [Rhett] It’s just like an instinct. – [Stevie] Okay, so you don’t know any of actors are bisexual, Rhett and Link, – [Stevie] you don’t have that information. Just me as a lesbian. I know. ((Laughing)) – [Link] I’m just thinking that it’s these two women, are bisexual. – [Rhett] No, I think it’s Florence and Rosario. – [Rhett] I think Reneé, I think we need to put Reneé with David Hill. – [Rhett] We need to put Rosario with Hitch – [Rhett] and Florence with Meghan. – [Rhett] I think we need to switch all three. – [Link] All right, fine. – [Link] The only thing I felt really strongly about was Hitch and Florence Pugh. – [Rhett] You on Rosario, yeah. – [Link] All right. – [Link] Right. See? Exactly. We got to switch these. – [Link] Were we already, was he right? – [Link] Hey, Hitch, I was right. I was already right. – [Rhett] You know, sometimes you got to just try things – [Link] But you’re open. Who’s open to to anyone you can get? – [Meghan] Yeah, honestly all three are fine. – [Link] Right. That’s what I’m thinking too. – [Rhett] Okay. Okay. – [David Hill] This is my bae right here. – [Link] All right. Well, you know, what? Y’all can keep those. – [Rhett] Yeah. You get to take those home with you. – [Link] And I don’t know what, I don’t want to know what you’re going to do with it. – [Rhett] You can put them above your bed on the ceiling. – [Rhett] All right, let’s bring in the next three. – [Rhett] James, you got something going on here? – [Rhett] Oh, yes, I do. – [Rhett] I’ll give an announcement while we just let them stand there awkwardly. – [Stevie] We have Julien, Taylor, and Lily up next. – [Rhett] Yes, the second single from my upcoming EP, – [Rhett] it dropped on Friday, so you can now go and enjoy it wherever you stream music. – [Rhett] This one’s called The One I Love to Find – [Rhett] It’s about a very special someone that I’m married to. – [Link] Your type? – [Rhett] Yeah, my type. – [Link] Your type is what? Brunette? – [Rhett] This lady on my phone right here. ((Group Aww)) – [Rhett] See? I didn’t even plan that. – [Rhett] I wrote a song about her. – [Link] Listen, I was his wallpaper until 10 minutes ago. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Check it out. – [Link] Short brunette women named Jessie. – [Rhett] I mean, yes, that is my type. – [Rhett] That’s my wife. – [Link] Okay, so we’ve got a little Adam Driver. – [Rhett] Okay, okay, okay. This is what Adam Driver looks like. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Let’s get some reaction here. – [Link] I know what I have to do, I just don’t know if I have the strength to do it. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] I mean, some people might call him ugly. – [Link] You know? When he first came on the scene, you’re like, good God, – [Link] that guy’s, look at that ugly guy, in Girls. – [Link] Who’s the ugly guy in Girls? And then all of a sudden, he became like, hot. – [Link] And he changed nothing. – [Rhett] I think it maybe a better way to say – [Link] Maybe it was the money. – [Rhett] I think maybe a different way to say that, like in another timeline, – [Rhett] like next time you have this opportunity, would to be like – [Rhett] he’s unconventionally attractive versus – [Rhett] some might call that guy ugly. – [Link] I didn’t say I ever called him ugly. – [Rhett] Some people might call him ugly, but obviously, I’m not doing that. – [Rhett] I’m not doing that. That’s just Adam Driver. – [Rhett] That’s the spirit of Adam Driver coming through. – [Rhett] One of them, it’s one of their types. – [Rhett] So then one of them doesn’t call him ugly. – [Link] He’s not ugly. – [Rhett] Yeah, but some people might call him that. – [Link] For the record, when he first came out, people was thinking like, God. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. But almost, it feels like you’re having that reaction. – [Rhett] Like the way that. I mean, it feels so real that it feels like it’s coming from you. – [Link] He’s not my type. – [Rhett] Yeah, he’s not my type either. – [Link] Now, Dev Patel. – [Link] Dev Patel. – [Rhett] Now, he’s conventionally attractive. – [Link] I mean, his facial hair grows in a way that’s just like maintenance free. – [Link] Like, this is not shaved in. – [Rhett] I just saw the way Lily looked at the picture. – [Rhett] I learned all I need to know. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] And then we have Cate Blanchett. – [Link] Oh, man. She is mesmerizing. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Hold on, now, some people – [Rhett] Some people – [Rhett] Might call her conventionally attractive, like Taylor may say that. – [Rhett] Okay, now listen, I was 100% wrong last time and I made all these choices. – [Rhett] So, I mean, you had to make the choice – [Rhett] to either trust my judgment or switcheroo. – [Link] Even in that picture. – [Rhett] Well, tell us about it, Link. – [Link] What’s he doing? – [Link] He’s a wonderful actor. – [Rhett] Wonderful. He never watches any of his performances back. – [Rhett] Just like us, Link. – [Link] He doesn’t seem like the type of, I don’t know. It’s just like, – [Link] I’m not trying to make enemies here, but he just doesn’t seem like a good time – [Link] I mean, Julien. I mean, just to hang, he’s not a good hang. It’s just like – [Link] so serious. – [Rhett] It would be pretty intense. It would be pretty intense. – [Link] He’s too intense. – [Julien] I know him from Girls, and I was just like, oh, Minnie Driver’s son. – [Link] Minnie Driver? the British woman? – [Julien] I don’t even know if it’s true or not. – [Link] You’re pulling our string right now. – [Rhett] So are we wrong? – [Link] You’re trying to get us to switch it out. – [Rhett] Lily! Lily! – [Rhett] Tell us about this, Lily. – [Lily] His nose is fire. – [Lily] And he’s does TED Talks, so he’s smart. – [Rhett] He does TED Talks. – [Link] He did a TED talk? – [Taylor] You seem like you have a thought – [Link] I could see this working. – [Taylor] Great, because that’s good news for me. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] So when did it start? – [Link] Older women, you like older women. Much older. – [Taylor] Yeah, like blonde – [Link] Like blonde, 20 years older, 30 years older than you? – [Taylor] I mean, if the shoe fits, I don’t know. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Because your shoe size stays the same size, your whole life. – [Link] We’ve done it. She’s been around the block a few times. – [Rhett] Yeah, she’s experienced. – [Stevie] That’s not, you would never say that about Cate. – [Stevie] You don’t say Cate’s been around the block. – [Rhett] No, no, no. She’s seen a lot of things. – [Rhett] That’s a wise woman right there. – [Rhett] She could teach you a number of things. – [Rhett] You have to be a willing pupil, of course. – [Link] I’ve been around the block. – [Link] I’m 45. How old is she? She’s probably 40? – [Taylor] I never asked. I don’t know. – [Stevie] And I think she’s in her, I think she’s older than – [Rhett] She’s in her 50s. – [Stevie] But also timeless. – [Rhett] She’s a beautiful woman. – [Link] Oh, my gosh. – [Stevie] I also thought Adam Driver was hot in Girls. I’m just saying. – [Rhett] Oh, really? – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] Have you ever met my wife? – [Taylor] No. ((Laughing)) – [Taylor] I have not. But I literally was like, oh, great, Link’s wife is blonde. – [Taylor] I mean, my girlfriend is too, and she knows who she is – [Taylor] and she knows where she stands. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Hey, if the shoe fits. – [Stevie] She knows who she is? I would hope so. – [Link] She’s not threatened by this. – [Taylor] Well, yeah, we’ve talked about it. – [Rhett] They talk about it every day. – [Rhett] Every day they talk about it. – [Rhett] Okay, Julien, tell us about the Dev crush. – [Julien] I like pretty things. – [Link] He’s pretty, look at him grabbing his neck. Oh, God. – [Julien] Link gets it. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. Adam Driver would never grab his neck like that. – [Lily] Yeah, he would. – [Link] He does TED Talks – [Rhett] In the middle of a TED talk, you’re like, oh what do I say next? – [Rhett] He would never do that, you know? You have to have the whole thing planned. – [Link] I’m just so threatened by that guy. But he is not friendly. – [Link] He’s not a friendly person. I don’t think. – [Link] He doesn’t seem friendly. – [Rhett] Hold on now, friendly – [Rhett] He’s not effusive, maybe is the word you’re looking for, – [Rhett] but I don’t think unfriendly. – [Link] He’s a tough nut to crack. – [Link] I mean, do you think that you would be like – [Link] you would try to get him to be emotionally available and he wouldn’t – [Lily] He probably is emotionally unavailable. – [Link] Right. That’s not what you’re in it for? – [Lily] That’s attractive, kind of. – [Link] You guys want to stand here for a little bit longer? – [Rhett] We’ve got three more. Let’s get this. – [Link] You can have those. ((Applause)) – [Link] Welcome to “What’s Your Type?” – [Kalyn] I’m so scared considering everything. – [Link] Come on over, Mikayla. No, you’re good. You were fine. – [Rhett] Okay. Kalyn, Adelaide and Mikayla. – [Rhett] What are the options here? Link? ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Well, one of them is a cartoon. – [Link] Prince Eric, this is just so a thing that you would do, – [Link] but we’re just going to start by given that to you. – [Link] I haven’t even looked at the other ones. Picking a cartoon. – [Rhett] Well, hold on now, there’s also Nathan Fielder. – [Rhett] So let’s not, don’t think too fast. – [Link] Okay. Yeah, Nathan Fielder. What a strange one. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Okay. Okay. – [Link] And Danny Pudi. – [Rhett] Danny Pudi. – [Link] They even had to say on his, what he is. – [Rhett] Yes, he was on Community. – [Rhett] I wonder what’s the latest thing that he’s done? – [Rhett] That we would recognize him from. – [Chase] Danny’s in lots of stuff. Let me look it up. – [Mikayla] He was in DuckTales. – [Kalyn] Ducktales, yeah. – [Kalyn] Mythic Quest. Yeah, the Apple TV show. – [Link] I bet he’s a cool person. – [Link] He’s got a very strong jawline. Look at that jawline, ladies. – [Rhett] Yeah, that guy doesn’t need a beard. – [Link] I mean, his jaw is like, there’s like – [Rhett] And Mikayla was the one that said DuckTales the fastest. – [Rhett] So I kind of feel like maybe give Danny to her. – [Link] But this is the one that I don’t really get, – [Link] but these two make so much sense. – [Rhett] So, you think you’re locked in here? – [Rhett] You think you’re locked in here? – [Rhett] I don’t know. Listen, I was wrong, and then I was right. – [Rhett] And then I was wrong again. – [Link] Prince Eric, I think you’ve talked about him. – [Link] Would you give up your voice for a man? – [Mikayla] Maybe. Maybe not. – [Link] I don’t think you would. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Mikayla] Because I like arguing? Because I like fighting? – [Link] Well, that’s your power, right? What is your power? – [Mikayla] I have lots of strengths. – [Rhett] So you feel like you want to lock this in? – [Rhett] And so this is the one that you feel is the wild card? – [Link] This is the only one I’m positive about ((Laughing)) – [Link] Have you ever watched his shows? – [Adelaide] Yeah. – [Link] He’s such a weirdo. – [Adelaide] I love it. – [Link] I know. See? She’s not even trying to hide it. – [Link] You love Nathan Fielder. He’s your type. – [Link] How would you describe him? – [Adelaide] Hot. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Okay, but like, so how would you imagine a conversation going? – [Rhett] Because it it feels like it would be, – [Rhett] there would be a lot of pauses. – [Adelaide] Yeah, he’s so awkward. – [Adelaide] That’d be great. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] So you like that idea? Okay. – [Link] I don’t know. Okay, so we’ve locked in here. – [Link] What do you think? Do you want to switch? – [Rhett] I feel good about this. – [Kalyn] That’s wrong. – [Rhett] Okay, Danny. – [Kalyn] Yeah, but specifically, as Abed from Community. – [Kalyn] That’s why that little note is there. – [Rhett] Okay, it says “as” it doesn’t say “is”, it says “as” – [Link] I haven’t a watched Community. So like, what is the chief reason here? – [Link] What’s his vibe? – [Kalyn] I had such an unhealthy attachment to his character. – [Kalyn] He’s very different, very bizarre. – [Kalyn] People think that he’s a bit of an oddball, but he’s really just being himself. – [Kalyn] I love him. I’d do anything for him. – [Rhett] We’ll see if we can arrange something with a character. – [Kalyn] Oh, yeah. Like, I was actually really sad when the show ended – [Kalyn] because he’s not him in real life. – [Rhett] So you aren’t attracted to the person, Danny Pudi, – [Rhett] you’re attracted to the character? – [Link] Yep. That’s what she said. – [Kalyn] Yeah. Like, I mean, like – [Rhett] But, like, are you actively not attracted? – [Rhett] Like, is it like. Oh, no, but if, like Danny Pudi was like, I heard you liked my character. – [Rhett] I can do my character from time to time. – [Rhett] But as we just settle in and develop and establish a life together, – [Rhett] I’m going to be Danny most of the time. – [Rhett] Would you be like, okay, forget about it? – [Kalyn] Yeah, probably. – [Kalyn] But, no, he seems like a very nice guy. He seems very nice. – [Kalyn] But he’s also married with kids. I’m not trying to – [Rhett] Well, this is a different timeline. – [Kalyn] Yeah, yeah, but in a different timeline, I don’t know. – [Link] Yeah, like one day out of the week he becomes – [Kalyn] No, I wouldn’t want you to be in character while we’re in a relationship. – [Kalyn] That’s too much. – [Link] No, that’s just called role play. – [Kalyn] It’s too much. – [Link] Okay. All right. – [Link] Mikayla, why? – [Mikayla] I was a home schooled child. – [Mikayla] So this was, like, really what I had a lot of access to – [Mikayla] So, it was like an awakening for me. – [Link] Wow. This is – [Mikayla] It’s so, yeah, I love him. – [Link] You blossomed from Prince Eric. – [Mikayla] Yeah, and Troy Bolton from High School Musical. – [Kalyn] Exactly. I agree. – [Mikayla] Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Rhett] Well, you can also take those home. – [Mikayla] I think I will. – [Link] Did we get out of that unscathed? – [Rhett] No. – [Rhett] The One I Love to Find is my latest single from my upcoming EP. – [Rhett] It’s streaming everywhere right now. “

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