– [Link] Welcome to Good Mythical More, – [Link] you stinker. You clicked. You’re here. – [Link] And we are so happy. – [Link] What we’re going to do – [Rhett] What if they didn’t click? – [Rhett] What if they are being – [Rhett] forced to watch this? – [Rhett] Just think about those people. – [Link] Well, somebody clicked it. – [Rhett] They have people who have their eyes – [Rhett] held open by toothpicks right now. – [Rhett] By someone who really, really wants them – [Rhett] to watch this. – [Rhett] So think about that person. – [Link] It’s going to be great. – [Link] We’re going to take sayings – [Link] that have been around the block a time or two. – [Link] They need an update – [Link] and we’re going to give them an update. – [Link] These are sayings that you know, – [Link] you may love, but you’re going to love – [Link] our new versions even better. – [Rhett] But first, Boogie Down Now – [Link] Hi-diddly dee lay – [Link] Hi-diddly sit back down. – [Rhett] Hi-diddly sit back down. – [Link] Oh, man. I am so exhausted – [Link] from decimating you. – [Rhett] Yeah. Wait until you get to five in a row – [Rhett] and then it’ll really get tiring, – [Link] I think this is my game. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] I’ve figured it out. I’ve figured it out. – [Rhett] I would love to see that, Link. – [Rhett] I love that for you. – [Rhett] Or I would love that for you. – [Link] I know you wouldn’t. Can’t stand it. – [Link] You’re crawling. – [Stevie] How often do you think about – [Stevie] the Roman Empire, or? ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] What I meant to say is, how often do you think – [Stevie] about modernizing classic phrases? – [Stevie] Because that’s what we’re doing. – [Rhett] Do you know the reference – [Rhett] about the Roman Empire? – [Rhett] Just – [Link] Well, I’m afraid to say – [Link] how I know about it. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] But I will. – [Stevie] Well, now you have to say, – [Stevie] because I don’t even know – [Stevie] what that could possibly mean. – [Rhett] Oh, you don’t? – [Stevie] No. I was the one that did the reference. – [Stevie] I know the references, – [Stevie] but I don’t know what Link is referring to. – [Rhett] I thought you were like – [Rhett] somebody just told me to say it. – [Rhett] That’s what it sounded like. – [Rhett] Somebody just told me to say that. – [Link] Somebody told you to wear that shirt. – [Link] Somebody tells her to say stuff. – [Link] I’m my own man. – [Rhett] Stevie, knows about the trends. – [Link] The only thing I saw was – [Link] I saw one TikTok and it was someone – [Link] I don’t know if it was one of his many daughters – [Link] or whatever. – [Link] It was a woman asking Billy Ray Cyrus – [Link] that question. – [Link] And I was like, Billy Ray Cyrus. – [Link] He had an answer that I can’t remember, – [Link] but I was like, wow, Billy Ray Cyrus – [Link] must be into the Roman Empire. – [Link] Like, he said something about gladiators. – [Link] And I was like, that’s what I thought it was. – [Link] And now I’m realizing – [Link] there must be more to it – [Link] than just Billy Ray Cyrus. – [Rhett] No, no. Oh, you thought it was just Billy Ray? – [Rhett] I thought you were gonna say – [Rhett] just gladiators. – [Link] I thought Billy Ray Cyrus – [Link] was just into the Roman Empire. – [Rhett] So Jessie asked me this question, – [Rhett] and she did not film it – [Rhett] when she asked me. And I was like, – [Rhett] that’s an interesting question. – [Rhett] And then I was like, I don’t know, – [Rhett] a few times a month? ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Which is just like – [Rhett] The answer that so many men are giving. – [Link] The question isn’t a few times a month? – [Rhett] Well, it’s just like there’s just all these – [Link] So many men are giving? – [Link] Men feel like they need to say yes? – [Link] Is that the commentary here? – [Rhett] It’s not what they – [Link] Billy Ray Cyrus said yes. – [Rhett] I didn’t answer that way – [Rhett] because I wanted, – [Rhett] she was asking me legitimately, like, – [Rhett] what is the truthful answer? – [Rhett] She wasn’t filming me. – [Rhett] And so I was like, honestly, – [Rhett] I don’t know what that is. – [Rhett] It’s like paint or something. – [Rhett] I already tried what you’re trying – [Rhett] We’ll get it later. – [Link] Oh, I got it. – [Rhett] Thank you. Oh, and now it’s back. – [Rhett] And it was just like, what I was like, – [Rhett] oh, there’s all these points of reference – [Rhett] about, like, there’s multiple lines of thinking – [Rhett] about things that I’m interested in – [Rhett] that often lead back to thinking about – [Rhett] the Roman Empire. – [Rhett] And it turns out that a lot of people – [Rhett] and I think maybe according to the trend, – [Rhett] a lot of men are thinking – [Rhett] about the Roman Empire a lot. – [Rhett] And it’s just a very, – [Rhett] I don’t know how it started. – [Rhett] I don’t think it was with Billy Ray, – [Rhett] but it’s a fascinating thing. – [Rhett] And it’s like, there’s just so many videos – [Rhett] of the guys like, I don’t know, like every day. – [Rhett] Not every day. It’s not every day. – [Rhett] Anyway, so – [Link] He said every day – [Rhett] He did? – [Stevie] Yeah. A lot of men were like, – [Stevie] about three times a day like, yeah. – [Stevie] And that’s how it became a trend – [Stevie] because it was like, wait a second. – [Stevie] Why Is this happening? – [Rhett] I definitely haven’t thought about – [Rhett] the Roman Empire until you just – [Rhett] talked about it today. – [Link] Yeah, I would have said – [Link] no, get off my case. – [Stevie] That’s great. – [Stevie] Well, now that we’ve gotten that – [Stevie] out of the way. – [Link] Billy Ray. – [Stevie] We’re going to modernize – [Stevie] some classic phrases – [Link] Like, when in Rome? – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, kind of like that. – [Stevie] Like the first one is – [Stevie] almost only counts in horseshoes – [Stevie] and hand grenades. – [Link] Right. – [Rhett] Almost only counts in horseshoes – [Rhett] and hand grenades. – [Link] And it’s a response – [Link] when somebody says almost. – [Rhett] I almost won that game – [Rhett] of Scornhole – [Link] Horseshoes and hand grenades, – [Link] sometimes it shortened to that, – [Link] I think this is good. – [Rhett] Modern day things that – [Rhett] if you don’t get all the way there. – [Link] This is good because, you know, – [Link] hand grenades, it’s a little war centric. – [Link] It’s a little violent. Horseshoes is a dated game. – [Link] So we can just replace horseshoes – [Link] with cornhole because it does, you know? – [Link] We can say only counts in cornhole, – [Link] and sometimes if you’re spraying cleaner – [Link] it counts. – [Rhett] Yeah, that’s, yeah. – [Link] Like you don’t have to exactly hit – [Link] the dirty spot if you’ve got a wide enough spray – [Link] and when you wipe it, – [Link] you’ll still get some of it. – [Rhett] I don’t want to be the guy – [Rhett] that brings up Fortnite. And so, – [Rhett] and I don’t think about Fortnite – [Rhett] multiple times a month. – [Rhett] I think about the Roman Empire – [Rhett] a lot more than I think about Fortnite, but – [Link] What’s Fortnite got to do with being close? – [Rhett] You either win or you die. – [Rhett] Almost won. – [Link] Then it doesn’t apply. – [Rhett] Almost only, because it’s got to count. – [Rhett] Almost doesn’t count. In Fortnite, – [Rhett] we changed the whole saying. – [Rhett] Yeah, almost doesn’t count in Fortnite. – [Link] But were you playing Fortnite? – [Link] So back to me. – [Rhett] Something more timeless. – [Link] Back to me. – [Rhett] Almost only counts on – [Rhett] Pin the Tail on the Donkey, – [Rhett] so we go even, – [Rhett] you know what I’m saying? – [Link] If you’re close. – [Rhett] Because Pin the Tail on the Donkey is – [Rhett] it’s the person who’s closest. – [Link] Close is good enough. – [Rhett] Right? – [Rhett] You don’t have to hit the tail yet – [Rhett] to get close to the donkey’s tail. – [Link] Right. I mean, I would say after like – [Rhett] How do I put Fortnite into that? – [Link] After a couple of decades of marriage – [Rhett] Isn’t there, is there a donkey in Fortnite? – [Link] Get off the Fortnite. – [Stevie] I need to hear – [Stevie] the rest of Link’s statement, please. – [Link] No, Mr. Fortnite. – [Stevie] Back to your marriage. – [Link] After a couple of decades of marriage. – [Link] You know, it’s, if you just try. – [Link] Just try a little bit. – [Link] My anniversary gift is just a little bit of effort – [Link] would be nice. – [Link] Just try. – [Link] That kind of thing. – [Rhett] Are you? – [Link] I’m embodying – [Rhett] Are you quoting someone – [Rhett] that you know? – [Link] Yeah. – [Rhett] We shouldn’t have let him – [Rhett] continue this story, Stevie. – [Stevie] I disagree. – [Rhett] I was looking out for him. – [Stevie] Well, – [Link] I told you to wear that shirt, – [Link] keep your mouth shut. – [Rhett] Almost really counts in marriage. – [Rhett] Is that what you’re suggesting? – [Link] You don’t understand how it works. – [Rhett] Almost really counts in marriage. – [Link] No, yes. Yes. – [Rhett] Yeah, I do understand. – [Link] You understand. – [Link] Almost, yeah, cornhole and marriage. – [Rhett] Almost really counts in marriage, – [Rhett] especially a marriage where the dude plays – [Rhett] a little bit of Fortnite from time to time. – [Link] Yeah, so the writers have tried – [Rhett] And thinks about the Roman Empire. – [Link] to out do us. – [Stevie] The writer’s have their own version. – [Stevie] They didn’t go as, like, literal as, you know, – [Stevie] replacing things. – [Stevie] I do appreciate where we landed – [Stevie] with marriage and Fortnite. – [Stevie] But they – [Link] 20 years of marriage – [Stevie] you know, and this is in reference to slang – [Stevie] that I, as the Mythical Beasts – [Stevie] who watch the show know, – [Stevie] I use this slang all the time – [Stevie] and they said – [Stevie] no one to take the L, slime. – [Link] Oh. – [Rhett] Oh. So they went real, real, real modern – [Stevie] Because, you know how when I say – [Stevie] slime all the time. Yeah. – [Link] Women say slime? – [Stevie] How many times per day – [Stevie] do you say slime? – [Rhett] She said when I say slime. – [Stevie] Okay, here’s another one. – [Stevie] People who live in glass houses – [Stevie] shouldn’t throw stones. – [Link] Right. People who live in glass houses. – [Link] So it’s like, yeah, – [Link] there’s the biblical version of this. – [Link] We’re going to go back even further, – [Link] which is – [Rhett] You have a plank – [Rhett] In your own eye. – [Link] you know, don’t what – [Link] somebody else until you? – [Rhett] Don’t point out the speck – [Rhett] in someone’s eye. – [Rhett] Until you take the – [Link] plank out of your own eye. – [Rhett] So we’re going to go to that one. – [Link] We’re going, we’ll pull it back. – [Rhett] A little bit of a throw back. – [Rhett] Make the Bible cool again. – [Link] We can, apparently, – [Link] we can just add slime to it. – [Rhett] Slime. – [Rhett] Slime, chapter five, verse 22. – [Link] So don’t be a hypocrite. – [Link] Don’t be a hypo slime. – [Rhett] Don’t do something that – [Link] Hey, man, when there’s one finger pointing, – [Link] when you point a finger, – [Link] there’s three pointing back at you – [Link] and there’s a thumb, that’s depending on – [Link] where your thumb rests – [Link] that’s pointing down or up – [Rhett] Isn’t there something about like, – [Rhett] one in the stink, two in the, what is it? – [Rhett] What is it? What’s that? – [Rhett] What’s that thing? – [Stevie] I refuse. – [Stevie] I will refuse. – [Rhett] One in the stink, two in the pink? – [Rhett] One in the stink? – [Stevie] Please, think about it. – [Stevie] Think about what you’re saying. – [Rhett] Yeah, but how do we make that work, – [Rhett] because the kids will really be into that. – [Stevie] That cannot be the modernized version – [Link] Two in the mime, one in the slime. – [Rhett] If you’ve got two, two in the pink, – [Rhett] one in the stink, don’t throw a stone. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Now, hold on. People who’ve got two in the stink – [Rhett] and one in the pink. – [Rhett] No, people who got two in the pink – [Rhett] and one in the stink. – [Link] What about mind your own business? – [Rhett] I’m really trying to finish this, man. – [Link] No, that was my answer. – [Link] Mind your own business. – [Rhett] Okay. All right. Okay. – [Link] How many of these total? – [Link] Because I want to know how much time – [Link] we need to spend on each one. – [Stevie] However many we get to. – [Link] Okay, then I give up. – [Stevie] I have plenty. – [Stevie] Okay. – [Link] What did the writers say? – [Stevie] Well, where did we land – [Stevie] with the two In the stink? – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Rhett] It’s one in the pink stink. – [Stevie] The writers said, – [Stevie] people who are lactose intolerant – [Stevie] shouldn’t serve cheese. – [Stevie] Which has nothing to do with – [Stevie] the pink or the stink. – [Stevie] Well, sometimes I guess it could have. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, it can. – [Link] I like that one. Yeah. – [Stevie] A bird in the hand – [Link] Is worth two in the bush? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] So if you’ve already got something, – [Rhett] you don’t need to risk it – [Rhett] to get something else – [Link] Two in the bush, one in the stink. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Yep. Moving on. – [Link] What y’all got writers? – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Same. That’s actually what they wrote. – [Rhett] I really think it should be – [Rhett] one in the stink, is worth two in the bush – [Rhett] if you really want to – [Rhett] Complete the full, I’m just saying – [Link] A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush – [Link] It’s just like, be happy with what you got. – [Link] Is what it means. – [Rhett] I think maybe that’s what we should say. – [Rhett] Be happy with what you got, just be literal. – [Rhett] No, no, no. I think we just say exactly – [Rhett] what we mean – [Rhett] because that’ll throw the kids off. – [Rhett] Really. What does he mean? – [Rhett] He means what he says? – [Link] Two Pokémon. Two Pokémon. – [Rhett] Oh, you know what? – [Rhett] What’s a really, like, pricey Pokémon card? – [Rhett] Two, one Charizard. – [Rhett] What is a? ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] What is it? Jar Jar? – [Rhett] One Jar Jar is worth two Charizards. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] See? You know what I mean? – [Link] Don’t trade your Jar Jar – [Link] for two Charizards. – [Stevie] Definitively the correct answer. – [Rhett] Okay. Got it. – [Stevie] Yes, yes. – [Rhett] Got it. – [Link] What did they say? – [Rhett] Same thing. – [Link] What’s the best they have? – [Stevie] A smartphone in your pocket – [Stevie] is better than a free upgrade plus fees. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] That’s pretty good, actually. – [Rhett] Especially if you have to get a new line. – [Link] But fees aren’t appealing. – [Link] You broke it down. It didn’t work. – [Link] Two in the bush. – [Stevie] Go on a wild goose chase. – [Link] Wild goose chase. – [Rhett] Oh, something about cords. – [Rhett] Something about trying to find – [Rhett] a cord for something. – [Rhett] A cable for something. – [Link] Oh, your charger? – [Rhett] You know how you’re always – [Rhett] trying to find your cable? – [Rhett] And the more people you have living – [Rhett] in your house. – [Link] I was trying to find my charger – [Link] on vacation. – [Rhett] Less cables that you can find. – [Link] Charger on a trip. You know? – [Rhett] Don’t send me looking for my cable. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Looking for charger. – [Rhett] Listen, I don’t want to send you – [Rhett] on a cable chase. – [Rhett] I don’t want to send you on a, – [Rhett] I don’t mean to put you – [Rhett] I’m trying to think of how you would say it, – [Rhett] because I don’t want to send you – [Rhett] on a wild goose chase. – [Rhett] That’s how you say it, – [Rhett] like you don’t want people to – [Rhett] I feel like I’m on a wild goose chase. – [Rhett] I feel like I’m looking for a – [Rhett] proprietary cord, right now. – [Link] Yeah, that’s it. – [Link] That’s it. – [Rhett] I don’t want to send you on a – [Rhett] hunt for a proprietary cable. – [Link] I’m searching for a proprietary cable. – [Rhett] You know about the proprietary cables? – [Link] Apple caved. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Link] What did they have? – [Link] Beat that writers. – [Stevie] This one I really like. – [Link] No. What did the writers say? – [Stevie] I’m about to say. – [Link] Well, just say it. – [Stevie] This one I like. – [Stevie] Go looking for food at Fyre Fest. – [Link] That’s good. – [Stevie] And that was the correct answer – [Stevie] for that one. – [Link] That was good. – [Rhett] Don’t send me on a – [Rhett] sandwich hunt at Fyre Fest. – [Link] It’s a little dated, – [Link] but they’re bringing it back. – [Rhett] They’re bringing it back, though. – [Stevie] Yeah, I think it’s timely. – [Rhett] You want to go? – [Link] No, but, and I don’t wanna go – [Link] to Burning Man either anymore. – [Rhett] Not anymore, cause now it’s Wet Man. – [Link] Right. – [Link] Looking for, what can you not find – [Link] at Burning Man? Because that’s, – [Link] maybe we can top them. – [Link] Soap. Okay. – [Link] Looking for soap at Burning Man. – [Stevie] Don’t cry over spilt milk. – [Rhett] Don’t cry over the loss – [Rhett] of your proprietary cable. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Kids would love that. – [Link] Maybe we make it TikTok – [Link] Like, you know, when you lose, – [Link] when they clean out your followers. – [Link] Your fake followers. – [Rhett] Oh, this is good. This is good. – [Rhett] What’s something that happens – [Rhett] in a social media landscape that’s not as, – [Rhett] like that’s kind of tragic for a lot of people. – [Rhett] But like, don’t cry over, like, the update. – [Link] Bot clean-up. – [Rhett] Oh, yeah. – [Rhett] Don’t cry over the loss of some followers. – [Rhett] They were just bots, bro. – [Rhett] Slime. – [Link] Don’t cry over a bot clean out. – [Rhett] Slime. ((Laughing)) – [Link] What did they come up with? – [Rhett] It wasn’t that good. – [Stevie] Don’t get your – [Link] Tell me what they came up, – [Link] just kidding. – [Stevie] Don’t get in your feelings – [Stevie] over a canceled Uber. – [Stevie] Now I’m telling you, – [Stevie] I will get in my feelings over Uber right now – [Stevie] and Lyft – [Stevie] and we’ve talked about this. – [Link] It feels like you’re being judged? – [Link] What is it? – [Rhett] You’ve talked about it. – [Rhett] You know how I know you talked about it – [Rhett] on the show? – [Rhett] Because I don’t often, I don’t know if you – [Rhett] watch this program that we make, – [Rhett] but there are times in which I see somebody – [Rhett] talking about something that happened – [Rhett] on this program that we make. – [Rhett] And then I’ll be like, – [Rhett] I’m going to bring that up. – [Rhett] And I brought up like an – [Rhett] episode of Good Mythical More – [Rhett] and then I like set my phone down – [Rhett] and just kept going. – [Rhett] I started going and doing something else. – [Rhett] And I heard Stevie’s voice and she said, – [Rhett] you know how Uber is doing this thing now – [Rhett] where they’ll like, – [Rhett] you like dial in, you like try to get the ride – [Rhett] and they say it’s going to be 7 minutes – [Rhett] and then it really is at like 15 – [Rhett] or whatever? – [Rhett] I have totally noticed – [Rhett] that that’s happening. – [Stevie] I do believe you engaged with me – [Stevie] in that manner when I said it, previously. – [Stevie] I think so. I don’t know. – [Stevie] See? This is the world we live in. – [Stevie] It’s very confusing, – [Stevie] and we’re just asking for some. – [Link] Guy’s don’t cry over – [Link] forgetting conversations – [Link] and recapping them – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. That’s it. “