We are about to go to the remote regions of our planet via Google Maps. Once we are there, we will be tasked with how far do we, knowing, how far do we have to go to get to the stuff that we will need? Like, I don’t know. Stevie is going to have to ask us how far is it going to take, how long, how far away from a grocery store are you? – This is gonna be great. The way you described it. – Can you look at a map, and know how far it is to get to places. – It’s kind of like our version of that thing where you just look at a place on the earth and you try to figure out where you’re at. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s exactly like that. – Okay, cool. – But first, freeze frame. – Yeah. Now we make it difficult for them. So difficult to freeze frame when we’re moving so much. It’s a lot of additional effort. – Well, not really. – No, not at all. Not at all. – [Stevie] So you know how you’re, when you’re out in the country and stuff is just so far away, you know? And it’s like, you, if you’re out in the country, you got to get to Walmart or to McDonald’s. The places you got to go. – Oh, is it, are these locations all in the United States or are we going. – [Stevie] Yeah. They’re all in the U.S. of A country. – And in each round, I think it would be a fun little thing if we compared it to how far Buies Creek was to these things. – [Stevie] I love, know what? That sounds really fun. – That’s how I’m gonna think about it. Yep. – [Stevie] Dunning, Nebraska. I want you to tell me how far is the nearest McDonald’s if you live in Dunning, Nebraska? – Can we see a pic? – Do we have a pic. – [Stevie] Are you seeing them? There we go. Does that, is that helpful for you? – No, why can’t we see satellite view? – Oh that’s a. – [Stevie] Oh you thought you were gonna recognize the roof of the McDonald’s in the satellite. – I just thought I’d be able to tell like you know we’re in the farm area or, but okay. – Well, we’re in the white area, not the green area. – [Stevie] Do you want to know a little something about Dunning? – Yeah, give us a little something. – Been there, Dunning that. – [Stevie] It might help you. That’s exactly the fact I was going to give you. But here’s another one. – Most played out joke? – [Stevie] If you go to TripAdvisor and you’re like, look, you’re visiting Dunning. A top attraction would be the Bone Yard Creation Museum, where they display scientific evidence for creation and they show the difference between evolution and creation. – Say that again. Last part. – [Stevie] They just show you the difference between evolution and creation. There is a gift shop at the Bone Yard Creation Museum in Dunning. – Boy, they’re never going to compete with the one in Kentucky, though. They got an ark. – They got a life sized ark. And it’s got all the animals on it. – I think it has some of the animals. – It’s clear that it could have had all of them and that they all would have survived a worldwide flood. – How else would they all have made it through the flood without being all above. Come on. – Dunning. How far to what? What are you? – [Stevie] McDonald’s. – Oh, McDonald’s. – [Stevie] I like how you phrased it as if I’ve forgotten to ask the question every time. As if that’s the pattern. – Stevie, come on, Stevie. – I think that there’s probably a McDonald’s at the intersection of the big the two big yellow roads to the west there. At least that close. – The yellow roads to the west? – The ones between Valentine and North Platte Alliance and Broken Bow. – If you’re going that far. – That’s I mean it’s going to be way out there. That would be the maximum distance. – That’s a two hour drive to get to that intersection. – No way. How many hours do you think it takes to drive across all of Nebraska? What, eight? – Yeah, but where is the other part of Nebraska? – 45. I’m going to say. Okay. Miles or kilometers? – [Stevie] I’d prefer it in miles, please. – I put mine in minutes. Is that okay? 48 minutes. – Well, translate that to mileage quickly. – Well, okay. – How fast you can? – I’m going pretty fast, so. Oh, no, I think. I think it’s just. I think it’s the same amount of miles. Going 60 miles an hour. – Interesting. I said 38 miles. – 48 miles. – [Stevie] 41.2 – Oh, I’m closer. – And I went over. – [Stevie] You were both all over that though. – 40 minutes is about. If you want to live in a country. – Oh, that went the other way. – It went the other way. 40 minutes is about as long as you want to go to get to places. You know? Like for us to go to the movie theater growing up, we would have to drive, well if we wanted to go to like a nice movie theater. We’d have to drive like 40 minutes, maybe 35, if, you know, if the roads were good. But we could go to Dunn in 13 minutes. – But what about McDonald’s? We were 5 minutes. We were 5 miles from McDonald’s. I was a little bit closer. – Well, once they put the McDonald’s in Lillington. But before that. – Before that, we were. – We were in high school when they put in the McDonald’s in Lillington. – How far was that McDonald’s at Dunn? The McDonald’s at Dunn was on the other side of town. That was 15 miles. Y’all had a Dunning, we had a Dunn. – We had it rough, y’all. – There had to be a Dunn for there to be a Dunning – [Stevie] Been there. Lund. – Stevie, can you tell us the next one again? Because I know you’ve already told me. I just forgot. – [Stevie] Lund, Nevada. Nevada? – Nevada. That’s how they say it. – [Stevie] To Walmart Supercenter. We’re talking a big Walmart. We’re talking a grocery store. And if it’s helpful, big place in Lund is the Jailhouse Casino, where it’s a funky old style casino with some tweakers and country folk inside. – We’re trying to get close to, what did you say? – Walmart Supercenter. – Okay, this is kind of, okay. I have a slight advantage here because you see that road from Fallon to Austin to Eureka to Ely to Baker. I drove that road last year. – Oh, you did? You got so close to Lund. – No. No. When did I go? When I did my solo trip. When I went up into that part of Nevada, I drove on that road, and then I came back down probably on the road that this place is on to go to. Like I skipped Vegas to come back home. – Did you go through Tonopah? – No, I thought about it, but I ended up kind of going around Tonopah. So I’ve been Ely. I know I stopped there. The thing I was thinking about all these towns as I was going on this road, this is the most desolate place i’ve ever seen on earth. – So when you went through Ely or even Eureka, it’s not like there would be a Super Walmart? I mean, we’ve been to Tonopah And the fact that it’s showing up on this map. There’s no Walmart in Tonopah. There wasn’t when we were there. – It’s a ghost town. It’s a town with ghost and the clown motel. – These towns would be like what was left from a gold mining town and the people who just decided to stay. And I was, obviously, there’d be like a gas station and like a grocery store and a hardware store. – How many miles? – I mean, it would literally say things like 100 miles to the next gas station. At a couple places. 100 miles to next gas. And I’d be like, okay, I’m getting a little nervous, so I’m going to go crazy here. – But there’s a casino there. – Who said that? – [Stevie] Jail, you weren’t listen. – I was thinking about my trip. – Stevie, I’m always listening. – [Stevie] I told you about the Jailhouse Casino where there’s tweakers, and country folk. – Just write down your. – [Stevie] I knew you weren’t listening because you didn’t acknowledge that at all. You said, I’ve been on that road. – That’s right. – 202 miles. – I went with 74 because I’m thinking maybe we get lucky. – You can get lucky, but you might get more than that in Lund. – [Stevie] 207 miles. – So look, look. See you go all the way down to Henderson, which is basically Vegas, right? – [Stevie] All the way down. Well, you see, when Link listens to my fun facts, he gets the answers, correct. – Well, I think he got it because he was listening to me talk about my trip. – Yeah, I did, Stevie, honestly, that’s the truth. – Because I said, you got to go 100 miles to gas. He just said, well I’m gonna go twice that. – [Stevie] Why did you guess guess that you guessed? – I don’t know, because I got cold feet. – Nothing you said helped me with my guess. I just want to, I just have to be honest. But I did hear it. I did hear what you had to say. – [Stevie] Beatrice, Alabama. How far to the KFC from Beatrice, Alabama. – Beatrice. – [Stevie] Here’s a fun fact for you guys. Maybe. Hank Williams’ boyhood home is in Beatrice. You can visit it. It’s a museum. They might talk about creation there as well. – They could. They probably do. – There is nothing. – [Stevie] What did you say? – Showing up. – [Stevie] They probably do. I thought you said. – Well, let me tell you another story about a time in my life. Okay. You see, there between Atlanta and Birmingham. There is that interstate 20. – Actually I don’t. Oh and Birmingham’s north. – Yep, up there at the top. So in 2000. – Talladega, National Forest? – 2002 I was an engineer in my story of Hard Hat when I went on the job site. – Hard hat. – As a young engineer walking around the power plant without a hard hat and getting yelled at by the foreman. – What did you think they were saying? – Oh, I knew they were saying hard hat. That was not the story. The stories that that they were saying hard hat, but it was off of 20. And I. – You’ve been here too. – Flew to Atlanta when, no, flew to Atlanta. And then that was the time that I had that steak that I talk about that was served at the restaurant, that was a restaurant and a church in one and the pastor was the head chef. And so, like and literally the restaurant just had two doors that opened up into a full sanctuary with pews. And so he was like, he would preach during Sunday and he would serve steak the rest of the week. – I bet his blessings were good. I bet was very blessed. – He did. I mean, he didn’t bless it for us. KFC? – People down here in Alabama don’t want to go to KFC. – I think. I don’t know, man. – You might have to go all the way – You think Montgomery? You got to get to Montgomery before you get on a KFC? I don’t think so. – What about that intersection where 65. – 65 in that window. Put a KFC there. – That’s what I’m thinking and then I’m just looking at. – How big is Alabama? I don’t know, that’s weird. – If you have to drive 200 over 200 miles to go to a Walmart, you are in the middle of nowhere. But you can gamble. – If you have to go all the way to Montgomery, you’re going to go 94 miles. But if you have to go just to that intersection, you’re going to go 37 miles. – 71 miles. I thought to that intersection, honestly. – [Stevie] 29.9 miles. – And we were right about the intersection. – Yep. That’s where it was. We can spot an intersection. – Yeah, we know that there’s going to be a KFC there. That’s only 21 miles? – [Stevie] 29.9 – Here’s another story. One summer I worked for the Department of Transportation for North Carolina, and my job was numbering intersections on a map by hand. – But weren’t they already numbered? – Some of them weren’t. It was the new ones. – You named Intersections? – No. You just number them. It was just you number it and then you like enter it into this. Actually, I just wrote it on there, then gave it to somebody who entered it in on a computer. That’s how inefficient it was. – So if you missed one and you numbered them all, like Oh crap. Did you have to like. – I’d smudge it a little bit. Who cares? – You’ll be like a 1 through 80 and then like back here were 4 is would be like a 90. – Yeah. They’d figure it out. That’s what I thought. – I see your Laygirl over there. If I would have one, what would my Laygirl have been? The exact same, same, same body. – Same body. – Why did they give my body to you and to me? – [Stevie] You just never. We never anticipated ever you showing both of them. So this is embarrassing because. – Yeah, don’t use my body on Rhett. – We’re trying to and look at what you’ve done now and you showed the back and that is. – Yeah, but we used my chips. – Now this guy, there is no hair on my body. This guy is me and my there’s no hair on my body. – You got to get rid of your hair once you go in. – I mean, they, I mean. – Unless you’re Burt Reynolds. – All around here, like, he’s got a Brazilian. Is my head? – That small? No. – Is my body? – No. – No. Ten Tips on camping with your lesbian BFF. ((Laughing)) – That’s pretty good. – Laygirl. That’s pretty good. – It’s a play on Playgirl. Which is a magazine. Do they show wiener in a Playgirl? In the good ones, yeah. – No, in actual Playgirl. – [Matt Carney] Hold on, we’re Googling. – Do they? I don’t know if the ladies want to see the wiener. Have you seen it? – [Stevie] Have you watched Naked Attraction yet? – Naked Attraction? – What? – [Stevie] Oh, you haven’t heard about this? – Well, now I’m interested. – Is this a reality dating show where? – [Stevie] Yeah. But it’s a UK show that they’ve had since 2018. And Max Put it on Max and you have to search for it. And there’s like six seasons of it and it’s like a lineup of people that like the wall raises from the floor. So you see like their we-woos right up front, We-woos who-has. – Really? – That’s the first thing you see and then you? – [Stevie] Yeah, and then it goes up to like the chest area and then it goes up to their face and they don’t, they can hear everything and then like the last thing you can ask them a question or something, or something, at that point I don’t care. – Can I, but earlier you can ask their genitals something? – [Stevie] They talk about them. They talk about them and they can hear them. They like walk over to them like you’re in like an art museum And just like? – No, no touching. ((Laughing)) – That’s why you’re not allowed on the show. – Huh? What’s this? – Yeah, and that’s a wiener you’re touching, right? – Yeah. It’s a wiener. ((Laughing)) – The point, in Playgirl. I don’t think they show the. – Nah. I think they might show abulge, you know, tight shorts. – [Stevie] Oh, they are? Those are vintage the covers that the why did we do that? The covers that those are on are vintage Playgirl magazines. Why would we do that anyway? But I guess you can see for yourself, what if they just stumbled upon? I’m confused. That was just supposed to be a surprise? – Really? Women’s liberation, good or bad? ((Laughing)) – Give us a few years to figure it out, we’ll get back to you on that. – But we will figure it out. – Yeah, we’ll be the judge of that, ladies. – Here’s an article called. – There’s more woman. There’s more women than man in there. – This article is called Newborn and it’s written by Barry Head. – Oh, boobies. – Barry Head. – There’s a cartoon boobies. – Cartoon boobies. – But no cartoon schlong. Oh, here we go. Here we go. I did find the centerfold. – Yes! Yes, buddy! – I did find a centerfold. – Look at this. Oh my goodness. It’s a NASCAR guy. It says hiss on his. Look at this guy. He’s just a normal looking dude. – He’s just a NASCAR driver. There’s a suit over there. – Just an average dude with his helmet. In a particular place, I have to find. Oh, I got one, too. – Oh, snap. He’s in every issue. Every issue. They freaking didn’t even buy two different issues. – It’s Mike Hiss is his name. Mike Hiss. “My kiss”? – Mike Hiss is. – That sounds made up y’all. – Oh, and look it’s a calendar for the year 1973. It’s got a little calendar. We need to do this, Rhett. – What are your beliefs about the legalization of abortion in this country. – We need to do this. – We’ve come full circle everybody. – Is that the only picture in the whole thing? – [Stevie] You know, women, we really like to read. – Unliberated Libra. – And smoke. Oh, gosh, I just took it right off. – [Stevie] Where’s the article about your lesbian BFF? – I think that’s just on the cover. – [Link] Don’t miss your chance to grab November’s Pin of the Month turkey in a trash can available today only at Mythical.com