Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to be blindfolded and we’re going to be identifying candy by feel alone. I think we’d be good at this. We’re also good at giving $50 to JessPosts26 – [Rhett] Sounds like a – [Link] #Merchicality – [Rhett] Mail route Wearing that merch out in the wild #Merchicality, we got double merch You know what? We’re going to send y’all $50 so you can double up again. – Do it. Now, before we get blindfolded and identify this candy, let’s see what’s in this box and. – Let’s take a second to take it in. Wow. We didn’t think you’d read down here. Someone’s thorough, huh? It’s been a long week, and we didn’t have much time to write any jokes here, use your imagination. It’s kind of a joke. I like it. Can you collect them all? No, I’ve only got one. Okay, here we go. Wow. – We have the capability of wrapping something like that? – Whoa. – That’s cool. What do you hope you get, Rhett? – I’m gonna need the scissors. I mean, this is a little tougher. It’s a little tougher. – What do you hope you get? – Myself. No, I hope I get, I hope I get you. – Doing what? – I hope I get you just having a great time. It’s the Link having a great time. – Getting two of the rare ones back to back. – It’s a Randler! Whoa. ((Cheers)) – What is that made out of? – Yeah, I’m about to say this is like a – [Lucas] Julien painted it and handmade it. – Well, people are gonna be like, Can we get these? – Oh, and it’s light. – Maybe this is the first. – Light as a feather. Look at its cute little wings – I don’t know. This feels like it might be a Mythical Society thing at some point. Maybe we have to do a collect them all. – And his cute little antlers. Oh, my goodness. Look at him. I just want to give him a kiss, but he’s yours. – He’s going to be hiding. – Maybe I’ll get one one day. – I’ll leave him out. I’ll leave him out. Just to set the idea. Maybe we do this as a Mythical Society, people can automatically get one. Or maybe, you know. I don’t know. I don’t know. Maybe we do it like the Pin of the Month and they’re only available for a day every single month for a year. Link, let’s brainstorm out loud right now about how we’re going to do this. – No, let’s just blindfold ourselves and see if we can identify candy. Candy, candy, Candy, candy, candy, candy in my handies. Handy candy. I like candy in my hand. And when I feel it, it’s a handy candy. This is a – [Together] 3 Musketeers. – [Stevie] Wow. You’re correct. – Smoother than a Snickers. Longer than a Snickers. – It has a slight bend to it that the Snickers doesn’t have because the Snickers is reinforced. – As much as we have been loving on nougat. We really need to give props to the 3 Musketeers. – It’s just nougat. – It’s just, well it’s chocolate on the outside. But it’s predominantly nougat. – I really want to take a bite of it right now. – Me too. – [Stevie] I was very impressed by that. Will, I be impressed? – Candy, candy in my handy, handy. When I have handy candy, it’s Mandy time. – That is a. This is. – A Werther’s Original. – Bit of honey. – This is a Laffy Taffy. This is a hard, it’s Jolly Rancher. – [Stevie] I know this is more of like an international candy. – It’s a jujube. It’s the thing that we had we did a taste test of them all. – This is Jollibee. – And I never had them before. – Fried chicken. – They all taste like fruit. And I can’t remember the name of it. We did a whole Gut Check of these. – No, this is. – Yeah, we did do a Gut Check. – Shoot. Hold on. Crap. – It was called, like, “Sabby”? – [Stevie] Sabby? – It’s two syllables. It is like a gumby or like a minty or a wooby or a woo woo. – [Stevie] Hi. – [Together] Hi-Chew. – I got it. ((Laughing)) Hi-Chew’s are good. Candy, candy, candy in my handy. and when I have handy candy, it’s a handy candy. – That is an Almond Joy. – Whoa, whoa, whoa, it was not in my hand. – Actually, it’s a Mounds. – You had. You had already guessed and it wasn’t in my hand. – [Stevie] It’s incorrect. – I was wrong, bro. – You can’t, who’s putting. – Y’all got to put them in at the same time. – Who’s over there, KG? – It’s a fast break. – KG, throw them under the bus. Who is it? – [KG] I don’t know – Who’s over there? – [KG] I’ve never met this person before in my life. – [Woman] Jane. – Jane. ((Laughing)) – [Woman] I didn’t want to interrupt you singing. – Is it a Baby Ruth? – [Stevie] No. – Oh, we still don’t even know? Oh, egg on my face. – I said it was a Fast Break. I don’t think it’s a Fast Break. It’s two things. – It’s two turds. – They do this a lot now, though. – A shareable take five no, this is. – [Stevie] It does have a number in it. – Oh, 100 grand. – [Stevie] Yep. – A Thousand Grand. – Okay. All right. Got a little candy collection going. – Why don’t you try singing this time? – Candy, candy. Candy in my handy. I love candy. Candy in my handy. – Oh, that’s a big one. And it’s still shareable. – That’s a Snickers. – Shareable Snickers. – Oh, it’s a Milky Way. – Milky Way. – [Stevie] No, I said, yep. I said yep, but in a low. I said yep. – Candy, candy, handy little candies. When you put the handy candies in my hand, I feel them. Candy handy. Oh, Rolos. – Oh, yeah. Oh, Rolos. He’s right. I know a Rolo anywhere. – [Stevie] Yeah. – When did, I know you. – Do you like Rolos? I used to like Rolos. My mom. They’re so good. – Loves Rolos. – If you swing a Rolo hard enough, one of them will pop out. If you swing it hard enough. Watch. – I’ll put them in a sock. – Oh. ((Laughing)) I was hoping one would come out. – You got to put it in a sock first. Handy, handy, handy, handy. Handy, handy, handy. Handy, candy, candy. Candy, candy. Candy candy, handy. Handy candies in my little handy. – That’s. – Skittles. Tootsie Rolls. – No, no. – Raisinets. – Mike and Ed, Tim and Ed’s – Mike and Ikes. – Mike and Ikes. – Ike and Mikes. – [Stevie] Close. – Uh, Ike and Tina’s? – Oh, no, no, it’s Good & Plenty. – [Stevie] No. – Are they black and? – Hot Tamales. – [Stevie] There we go. – Oh, I love these. I can’t wait to get a hold of one of those – Lost on my Rolos. – Try again with the thing, the song. – Handy candy, handy in my candy, candy, handy. Here is my candy. – [Stevie] You put your hands. – This is Sweetarts. Little Raisinets. – No, this is the fiery ones, the Hot Tamales. No. – Red Hots. – Red Hots. – [Stevie] No. – Cold blues. – This is miniature Skittles. – It’s. – It’s miniature Reese’s Pieces. – [Stevie] Uh, yeah? – It’s just Reese’s Pieces. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Candy, candy, candies candies, put it in my handys, They become handy. Candy. These are. – Oh, those are the things that they’re three in a row. And it’s three things, three balls. – Impotent jawbreaker. – It’s three balls. You know, if you swing this hard enough. – Baby’s balls. Extra testicle. They’re hot, right? – [Stevie] No. – Extra, extra testicle. Extra, extra cold testicle. Extra-cle. – [Stevie] I don’t like these. Personally, I’m not a fan of this particular thing. Yeah, I’m not either. That’s why I can’t remember what it called. – Circus Peanuts. They’re really hard. – Maybe we have to taste this one. Lemon Drops. – [Stevie] No. – I’m eating the packaging. – Milk Duds. – [Stevie] No. – Whoppers. – [Stevie] Yeah. – The Duds. Mock Duds. – That’s the first one I’ve eaten. – I tried to eat one too, but. – I chose one to eat. And I ate a Whopper. – [Together] Candy, handy, candy. Candy handy. – Cause my handy candy. This is a Laffy Taffy. – Yep. – [Stevie] Nope. – This is a Bit-O-Honey. – [Stevie] No. – Good & Plenty? – If it’s not Laffy Taffy. What is the other thing that’s like Laffy Taffy, but not? – Depression Taffy. – Fun Dip. – What is this? I know the bars. But I don’t know the candies. – It’s not a Score bar. – [Stevie] It’s a type of. It’s a brand of taffy like candy. – Banana. – Taffy, like candy. – [Stevie] That I, for one, would get at the pool snack Stand. – Well, your personal anecdotes aren’t actually hints for us. We weren’t there. – Water candy. – [Stevie] I won’t say anything at all then. – Salt water, salty salt lake. – Stevie’s pool candy. – [Stevie] I’m just. Why would I, well, how old do you think I like? Do you think I lived in the land of, like, non-branded candy? – She lived in the land of non-branded candy. Her name is Stevie in the non-branded candy land. – Stevie likes to put her hand out. And then you put the non-branded candy in her hand. – Stevie’s hands are. – And then she uses it to swim. She uses it to swim. She goes in the pool and she uses her candy to swim. until the candy dissolves and then she drowned. Oh. No, I’m sorry. That’s bad. No, no. No, she didn’t drown because she was saved. By the lifeguard. – And she has long fingers. Fingers are long. Her fingers are so long. On her right hand. – She goes back to the snack machine and she gets a more candy so she can swim some more. And then it dissolves and it starts all over. It’s a cycle every time. – Is that a jellyfish? No. It’s just Stevie’s fingers. ((Laughing)) Hey, she got some long fingers. – Yeah, I mean, it’s almost like a jellyfish. – This is taffy. – Oh, that’s good. ((Laughing)) – Is it taffy? – I can swim with that. I see your point now, you put that in between your fingers and you’re like Phelps. – Boat rudder. Boat rudder, taffy. – Phelps has got webs. – [Stevie] There’s a balloon on this packaging. – A balloon? – Let’s see, Airheads. – [Stevie] There we go. – There it is. – Candy. Candy. Candy in my handy. Put a little candy in my little bitty handy. Because my little handy get big with the candy this is. – Milky Way. – No, it’s. This is very squared off. It’s weird. What is this? – Zero Bar. – Marshmallowy. No. Oh, what is this? – It’s another. It’s another 3 Musketeers you’re playing joke’s on us. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Isn’t it? – [Stevie] Yeah. – It’s a very flat. It is another 3 Musketeers. – What? Oh, it’s because we smushed it? Oh, why is it so. I smushed it. – Was that the? Did we end on a funny joke? – No. We’re going to end on eating this 3 Musketeers. – [Stevie] Link. – Oh, there’s more? – Okay. – Well, are you, I mean, you’re recycling them for God’s sakes. – Put the candy in my hands. – Candy, handy, in my little candy hands. You’re recycling them. – That’s Mounds. – This is Almond Joy. – No, no. Let’s go all the way back. What was it, 100 Grand. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Okay. – Candy handy, hand me little candy. Hit me. Oh, what? Hot Tamales. – What? Hot Tamales. – Red Hots. – [Stevie] It’s Hot Tamales, yes. – Reese’s Pieces. – Candy, candy. – Reese’s Pieces. – Candy handy, candy handy. – Rolos. – Rolos. – I’ll always get Rolos immediately. – Was that one on the floor? – Candy handy, candy in my handy. Taking it up a notch, because we’re recycling all of these. Oh, this is a – Snickers – Milky Way. It’s just become a taste test. Man. – I’m give out, I’m give out, KG. – [KG] Sing one more time. – [Together] Candy in my handy. ((Laughing)) – I think this might be KG’s hand. The candy hand. Handy in my candy. This is the handy candy that’s been giving us the candy, the handy candy. This handy is the candy handy it’s been giving us the candy all this time. Right? – Right? – A little bit clammy. ((Laughing)) Handy candy. What have we done? We’ve made a mess of ourselves. – We got handed all this candy. – That was inventive. Did you hope that I would sing the candy handy song about your particular hand? – [KG] Yep. – We said we were going to taste 3 Musketeers because of our love for nougat. Oh, you already did? – No, I was eating the nougat off the bottom of a Snickers. – Let’s see if it’s as good as we thought it was. – The emotional rollercoaster we’ve been on today. I mean, so much suspense, so much celebration. I haven’t seen you this happy since you find out that your middle school girlfriend wasn’t pregnant. – Yep. – I mean. ((Laughing)) Just a joke. You barely had sex with your wife. – Yeah, I mean. I didn’t. I didn’t understand how sex worked. – I’m sorry, man. – [Stevie] Oh, okay. There’s more. – I didn’t mean to throw you under the bus with that one. It just kind of came to mind. – My middle school girlfriend told everyone that she was pregnant. ((Laughing)) And I was like, well, I don’t remember contributing to that. ((Laughing)) But what if I don’t understand something? ((Laughing)) – And he was asking me, I was like, I don’t know, man. – Do you think? – My mom works in a Health Department. Maybe you should go talk to her. – Do you think by looking at somebody for long enough they can get pregnant? Do you think that prolonged eye contact. – [Stevie] Why did she do that? Well, then, then what? I don’t remember this. – Then she had a baby. – She didn’t. She didn’t have a baby. – She didn’t have a baby. – [Stevie] It was just for fun? I think it was just a little joke. ((Laughing)) – Sorry to bring it up. Are we still trying to decide if we want to talk about it? Sorry. – I think it was a little joke, and I’ve never thought about it until you just said something about it. ((Laughing)) – But you were scared. That’s the scaredest I’ve ever seen you. – I was scared for a couple of weeks. – And then when you found out. – Stick your finger in my Rolo finger trap. – You were very excited. I haven’t seen you that excited. – I think you’re just a revisionist history. Oh, there’s your finger. – [Link] We hired an actual professional to mediate between me and Cotton Candy Randy, available for first, second and third degree Mythicalsociety.com