Welcome to the Good Mythical More. Here you are. Here we are. You won a prize. We’re going to make you a poem. – An acrostic. – An acrostic, because I know what that is. It’s where we take every letter from the word Mythical Beast and we make you an acrostic poem. – You know what we can do, we can actually fold the ten word story into that, because that’s essentially what a ten word story is, it’s just saying the next word. – And then. – So you guys get the wheel and everything. – And then what we’re going to do after that is we’re going to do the ABCs of Good Mythical Morning. So, we’re gonna go through the alphabet and we’re going to see what Mythical Beasts said for certain letters. But then we’re also going to throw in our own little. – Flare. I will say there’s been some confusion recently in the world of Good Mythical Morning around acrostic. Acronym and anagram. Right? So, – I do not know what an anagram is. – So an anagram, if I’m not mistaken. – I know what a pentagram is. – Is when you have a word that consists of certain letters and then you can make another word using the same letters. Is that correct? Is that what an anagram is? – I did not know that. You’re talking about a word scramble? – A word scramble. But the scrambled word makes another word. – All those letters can be rearranged to make another word. That would be an anagram. – All right. – An acrostic or an acronym. Well, an acronym. – I know what an acronym is. – [Rhett] Is what we’re about to do. – No, we’re about to do an acrostic. – Well, yeah. – All right, let’s just do it, – But we’re making Mythical Beast into an acronym, but we’re doing an acrostic poem about you rewarding, you know, because you’re so great and you know us so well. – May. – You. – Thatch – I just need a little clarification. ((Laughing)) Just help me understand what you’re saying. – Starts with a T. Man, you’re thatch. – Yeah, yeah. So? – Hard. – Okay. I was going to say hard, but I wanted to make sure you’re saying thatch is a verb. – Thatch, like, when you’re making a roof. – And we can have periods in the middle because maybe that’s a period. – Man, you thatch hard. Incidences. ((Laughing)) – Okay. – It’s a poem, right? – Incidences. But, you, there’s incid- – You know, like an incidence. – An incident. – Plural for incident. – Incidences. – Incidences. – Like multiple incidents. – Right. Thank you. – [Both] Incidences. – Incidences. – Incidents, I think is the word I was trying to say. – Incidents, calls. – All. – Lord. – Oh. – Lordy. – Oh? that’s oh, Lordy. See, why am I, I get all the criticism here, but ‘Oh, Lordy” is not. – No, no, “calls” is C-A-U-S-E. – whose doing the spelling over there? – [ Stevie] Wait, don’t act like we’re supposed to understand what you’re. – Cause. – [Stevie] Incidences is not, okay. – But here’s what I’m saying. It’s incidences cause. – All. – Comma. No, just. Just to make sense of my Lordy. Incidences cause, comma. Oh, Lordy. Comma. – But it’s O-H. – I know. But in this sense it’s Oh, Lordy. – All right. – Okay. So it’s just a little, it’s a little non sequitur. And then we’re continuing the sentences. – Beaver. – Excrement. Got to finish it. Finish strong. This is to make you feel good, by the way. – Oh, really? This is making them feel good? This is man, you thatch hard. Let’s just start over from there. – Okay. All right. Incidents cause oh, Lordy beaver excrement, yeah, get rid of all that. ((Laughing)) – Man, you thatch hard. – I. – Can’t. – Always. – Love. – But, but, but. But I can’t always love, but. – Every. – Every, I can’t always love. But every, angel? – It’s whatever you want. – Every, ah. – Ah, is that it? Ah. Is it comma, ah. – I can’t always love. But every acceptable. – Stallion. No, no. – No. – No. – We got to finish strong. Man, you thatch hard. I can’t always love every adding an adjective there is going to make this hard to land. – You know what I think we should do? I think you should do one and I should do one. That’s the problem. We’re alternating. – Okay. All right. – So. – Start over completely from the beginning. – Yep, from the top. This is mine. – You go first. We want. We want to get this right. For you. – Mythical Beast. Man, you tinker heavy. – Yeah, that’s a compliment. – I. – Similar structure so far. – I could I could actuate love because every. – You’re on a roll. I could actuate love because every acceptable. – Here we are again. I could actuate love because every acceptable simp trusts. – Period. Man, you tinker heavy, I could actuate love because every acceptable simp trusts. – All love. All love. – All love. Now you do. – Now I’ll do one. My yearning towards heavenly instances ((Laughing)) cause a loud buttressing. Cause a large buttressing. Evoking amplified. – Yes. – Strong. Thatch. – Yes. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to end on that. I’m sorry. Can I read all that back real quick? So that would be my yearning towards heavenly instances causes a large buttressing, evoking, amplified, strong thatch. – Can’t do it without you. – And that’s how we feel about y’all. – Could not do it without you. So let’s go through the ABCs of – Cause we make sure of that. – So now we have to do 26 letters, but it doesn’t have to string together. – This is, what? – [Stevie] So, we asked the Mythical Beasts in the Mythical Society. We gave them the alphabet and asked them to assign a word or phrase that is from the GMM universe to that letter. And then we basically took like the top answers, the top percentages, and that’s what I have for you. – So we’re trying to guess it basically. – [Stevie] Yeah. What would you think that they would say for A? – Always curious. – [Stevie] That is a really good one. And they didn’t say it. – Two words though. – It can be a phrase. It can be a phrase. – [Stevie] It’s a saying that one of you says. – Ah, man. – [Stevie] In certain episodes. – Ah, shucks. Always. – As you can see, we can’t. – [Stevie] There we go. – I should had shared that. – [Stevie] Overwhelming majority. – As you can see, we can’t. All right. – [Stevie] Runner up was art department for A. – Yeah, great, as it should be. – [Stevie] Everyone went with, as you can. – Yeah, you should be the runner up. – [Stevie] B? – Beautiful? – No. – Belvedere. – Belvedere. – The name of a chicken. Right? – [Stevie] That’s a good one. – Butt humor. – Bulging. Brain? – [Stevie] It’s actually a phrase that starts with B. – Be your Mythical best. – Be your Mythical best. – [Stevie] Be your Mythical best. Runner up, a food that Rhett likes. – Beans. – Yeah, man, we are. We’re not good at this. No, we don’t know y’all. – [Stevie] C. – C? – Can’t always. Cloud. – [Stevie] It’s a character. – Cotton Candy Randy. – [Stevie] There we go. – Cotton Candy Randy. – [Stevie] Runner up? – Charles. – [Stevie] No, someone else who. – [Both] Chase. – [Stevie] Chase. Yes. – We remember Chase. – Sorry, Chase Cotton Candy Randy beat you out. – [Stevie] D? – Don’t. – Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. – [Stevie] It’s a phrase, saying. – Don’t touch the chicken. – We say that a lot. Don’t you touch that chicken. – [Stevie] You say this nearly every episode where you eat something. – Damn. ((Laughing)) – Yeah, form factor. – Delicious. – [Stevie] Right before you put it in your mouth. – Dink it, and sink it. We’re so bad at our own stuff. – [Stevie] Yeah, you are. E? – E. – Let’s get better at this. – [Stevie] This is a name of a series that we have. A property. – Electric. – Slide. – [Stevie] That is not any series that we produce. This is one of your series that you. – Ear Biscuits. – [Stevie] There we go. – Ear Biscuits. – [Stevie] F? – F. Fart, fudge. – Freak caddies. – Freak daddies. – [Stevie] This was a place that’s featured in every international episode. – [Both] Falkland Islands. – [Stevie] G? – Golly. – That’s a good one. – Is that it? – [Stevie] No. – Dang, hadn’t gotten one. – Gorgeous hosts. – [Stevie] G, G, G – God. – Three G’s? – [Stevie] G. What starts with G in the world of the show? – Good Mythical Morning. – [Stevie] There we go. – Wow. That’s a good place to say G. – [Stevie] H. – H. – How’s about. – How’s about. How’s about this? – Have a good day. Have a great morning, it’s what we almost called it. – Happy. – [Stevie] This is place of former employment. – Place a former employment? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Houston. ((Laughing)) – We we have a problem. We used to work for Houston. Our place of former employment? – House, house. – Hollywood. – [Stevie] Matt Carney’s. – Hot Dog on a Stick. – Oh, Hot Dog on a Stick? – Wow, Carney, Hot Dog on a Stick made it. – [Matt Carney] They like me. – Not a sponsor. – [Stevie] I? This one’s kind of boring. It’s international. – International. – [Stevie] Oh, the runner up is more fun. – I bet you can’t Incidences, yeah. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Is it hot? – Is it hot. – Is it hot? Is it hot? – [Stevie] J. – Okay, now we should get this, there’s not a lot of letters that start, not a lot of words that start with J. Justice. – Gerrymandering. – That starts with a G. Just the way it should be. – Jehovah’s Witness. – Hold on, it’s got to be something in our world like. – We welcome a Jehovah’s Witness in our world. – Janky. – [Stevie] More like someone in your world. – Juilliard. – [Stevie] Yep. It’s Juilliard. – Julie? – Jessie? – [Stevie] No. – Not my wife. – Somebody in our world? It’s a person? – Is it Judy? – Jackie? Judy, Jackie, genius, Jason – We’ll get there. – Jafar? – Say all the names that start with J. Is it a name of a person? – [Stevie] Yes. – She said it was. Are they in this room right now? – Jen? – [Stevie] No. – Okay. All right. Hold up. We’ll get there. We’ll get this. Jenna. I got you, Jenna. I got you. – [Stevie] No. – Okay. – Jufus. Jews. We employ Jews. – Jewish. – Josh. – Josh. – [Stevie] Oh, my God. Yes. – Out of sight. Out of mind. – I forget about that guy. A lot. ((Laughing)) He’s across. He’s over that wall. Over the wall there. – [Stevie] K is knives. Knife, knives. – Oh. Give us a chance. – [Stevie] Runner up, KG. – KG, KG almost made the list. – [Stevie] Tied with kitchen as the runner up. But that’s pretty good. L? – Maybe Link. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty close to the runner up, though. – Lionel. – [Stevie] No. – Let me see. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] What is the tagline? – Let’s talk about that. – [Stevie] M? – Margarine. Marmalade. Is it food? – Morning. Mythical. – [Stevie] Mythical. There we go. – See? We’re good. – We’re good at this. – [Stevie] N This is a saying. – Neal. – Not going to talk me into that. – Not are the chances. – [Stevie] It does start with not. – Not. – Not my cup of tea. It’s not my cup of tea. – That starts with an S. Not. Not cool, man. It starts with not? – [Stevie] Not a. – Sponsor. – Not a sponsor. – [Stevie] O. This is a throwback. – Well I’m sure we’ll get it. ((Laughing)) – Orabrush First ever sponsor of Good Mythical Morning, Orabrush. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] No, we got some letters to get through. It’s “Oh, my flavors”. – Oh, okay. – [Stevie] P? – That’s a reach. – P? Pete? – Phos. – Phosphorous. – [Stevie] P, this is a deep cut, but a really good moment that involved some pig. – Pig penis. – [Stevie] There we go. Q. This is when you. – Questionable antics. – [Stevie] When you get something right across the board. – [Both] Queens sweep. – [Stevie] R. – I hope it’s Rhett. – [Stevie] It’s Rhett. S? – What’s the second to Rhett? Because the second to Link was. – [Stevie] Second to Rhett is Randler. – Stevie. – [Stevie] Yeah, but my second is really good actually It’s a phrase. – Snatch it up. – Suck it. – Suck it. – [Stevie] This is something that makes you excited. – Stank make me horny. – [Stevie] Yeah, stink make you horny. – Stank. – Stink. – [Matt Carney] Third place was suck my horse. – Suck my horse. – We got to keep using that if it’s going to catch on. – [Stevie] T? – Talent. ((Laughing)) – Terrarium. – Tandem. Tandem show, two headed show. Tour. – [Stevie] This is a word that we haven’t said in a while because. – Thank you. – [Stevie] One of. ((Laughing)) – Yeah, we don’t say it enough We don’t say it enough. We’re sorry. – We haven’t said that in awhile. – [Stevie] When one of you says it, the other one of you has to say something else. – Oh, Tokyo. See, but it’s a More. – It’s a More, I don’t do anymore. – [Stevie] That sucks. U is uvula? Okay, followed by uterus, followed by urine, followed by unfortunately, Link. ((Laughing)) – Wow. – Is that what you say when I win something? – [Stevie] V. – Vi. – [Stevie] Vi is the runner up to V. But, a medical activity that you participated in. – Vasectomy. – [Stevie] W? – Where in the world. – [Stevie] It is a sub series, our, quite possibly our longest running sub. – Will It. – Will It. – [Stevie] Yeah, runner up is a saying and also a card game. – Whoop-de-doo. ((Laughing)) – We’re still good. We’re still good. – Almost called it. Whoop-de-doo. – [Stevie] X. – Xylophone. – [Stevie] The runner up is xylophone. The other one is X rated GME. Y? – You were. – [Stevie] You. – You know what time it is. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Know what time it is. – [Stevie] And Z. – Zagasues. – [Stevie] Well, that’d be a good one. – So, this one’s kind of a reach? – [Stevie] It’s, yeah. Wasn’t that guy who. – Zinger. – The guy who worked for us and put, kept a Hot Pocket in his pocket? Zephaniah? – Zephaniah. – His name’s Hezekiah. Zephaniah. Definitely him. – Zeuth. – [Stevie] It’s a reference to I’m going to guess it would be a reference to a viral song and dance. – Zebra? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Dope zebra. Zebra, then dope in parentheses. – Okay. We ended it with a bang. – [Rhett] We had a very serious legal mediation with Cotton Candy Randy and you can watch the entire proceedings on Mythicalsociety.com Available for first, second, and third degree.