wow the Golden Wheel of 25 surprise that’s beautiful welcome to Good Mythical More we are still celebrating our 2500th episode cuz uh I don’t know if you got the musical memo but we’re still doing it thank you for being here for it um yeah so we’re going to write some goals this is an interesting surprise for 2025 time for a 25 second phone call with a Sur surprise guest let’s choose another them oh too late hello hello Dad hello Dad hey yeah it’s uh Hey Charles we’re celebrating our 2500th episode yeah we want to thank you for being a part of it well I enjoyed it whatever little bit I did oh oh that was it we out 25 seconds okay okay love you had a little bit of a slow start to the conversation so I think we could have talked a little bit more but what who’s more confused me or him at this point when you when you and your dad talk to each other sometimes it’s like when you do that prank call where one restaurant calls another restaurant you just set two phones out two pizza places yeah I appreciate it huh whatever he’s calling back he’s calling back he’s like he’s like Hey listen that couldn’t have been it he’s like that couldn’t have been it he just they just declined him hey well that’s all the time we have today Char wonderful Little tune um okay so we are going to come up with goals not for next year but for the year after after well cuz it’s 2025 you know so we’ve got 25 goals for 2025 we’re going to revisit these in 2025 to just make sure that we are prepared to hit all them okay or we did hit all them all right so think long and hard about them um first let’s start with something shallow let’s start with appearance okay and first of is the way that this is formatted I don’t know how I’m supposed to write these things make it happen it has a date it has a focus it has a daily affirmation it has I’m grateful for section okay I’m just going to write them over here uh something shallow um less wrinkles well it’s hard it’s hard to do less wrinkles you can slow down your wrinkles marginal additional wrinkles let’s just be specific we both get BOTOX like let’s just let’s just do it let’s just do let’s or there might be a new technology that comes along so that’s why I’m just saying less wrinkles okay but then put Botox or new technology okay but okay but the result you’re afraid of Botox a little bit yeah why say the goal is to have less wrinkles the way that we get there is TBD yeah but I’m just saying that if nothing’s better than b arguing over number one but if nothing’s because I just don’t don’t want you if you’re going to get some so your goal is just to get both I’m just saying if you GNA get some Tik Tock cream that doesn’t work that doesn’t count I’m just going to write down did you say Tik Tock cream you know like a cream saw on Tik Tok Tik Tok shop you know some cream that doesn’t work less wrinkles that’s what I’ve written down it’s like I mean you know what that means for you that means BOTOX for you well how you going to get it I don’t know some other TV all right bigger boobs uh don’t know how I’m going get those well I’m I’m working on mine all the time well you still got some work to do yeah um so um or we want to call them packs I think we need to say bigger packs bigger packs and I think this is we probably need to measure our chests do we have a do we have a loose tape measure uh like a like a Taylor would use and then we could well hold on do we also need to count our wrinkles we can Mark Mark them down and then we’ll just we’ll know what we’re trying to exceed okay okay put that around you wait but this yeah yeah cuz you’re going to have to you got to right under the underarm all the way we’re going to have to put this um fulcrum under the underarm a dag now we’re going to have to like that and then we’re going to have to um okay uh 11 in 11 and 1 12 in okay so you not sure how what you’re doing I’m reading the wrong end okay I got to go to zero here we go I just pulled it around to that here we go go this is how you do it you can’t Flex that’s against the rules okay 40 43 Ines okay so r that makes sense I get a I get a 44 uh Long Jacket 43 in for R and then for link it is okay and we got to put these suits back on of course which will be a pleasure okay so I got to well hike it pull it in front in front hike it like pull it around here and then cinch it cinch it in the front yeah I am no don’t cinch it under the arm is what I’m asking okay got it cuz that’s not going to that’s what I’ve discovered didn’t work okay so we are at 38 38 38 there we go okay 38 in in uh 2025 we’re going to each go up an inch okay and then I’m going to count your wrinkles you got one big one right you got two big ones I I feel like I have don’t go like that don’t go like that to count them go like this to count them maybe I’ll say three for me and three for you three and three got a long ways to go let’s just do an easy one like get a hamster uh I think we get those all the time it’s just that we feed him to Craig no we’ve never G given Craig a hamster uh I don’t I don’t want to have another I want to get rid of Craig get rid of Craig yeah okay if we haven’t gotten rid of him he needs a better he needs a better home uh let’s uh get rid of Craig um you can do it serpent King yeah yeah get rid of Craig take take a fun trip take a fun trip keep it keep it Loose keep it open take a fun trip well now what kind of trip to a wet place take a fun wet trip take a and then just so we can get to 25 take a fun dry trip okay we do we go Place some someplace wet someplace dry okay and then we’re going take a dry trip that’s five um you know I would we can have some individual ones okay go for it or this could it could be for both it could be as long as it’s not just you I’m okay with it I would prefer it just to be me but I if it were just the show I think is the most likely scenario for this I would like um to have a legitimate good mythical morning reference in a hip-hop song that is popular I’m talking like Travis Scott is like good meical morning it’s lit that kind of thing okay so it could be an adlib it could be a lyric so far we’ve gotten uh one reference in a hip-hop song we were in a um GM we were in a young gravy song but it was a Chuck Testa that was that was something we made so but that wasn’t a GM that’s as close as we’ve ever got GMM reference in a in a successful I don’t want to say successful like a popular hip hop track popular yeah yeah yeah popular yeah at least hip-hop 10,000 monthly listeners track G referenc in a popular hip-hop track I really hope that happens say uh say no Satan say no turn down you’re saying say no to an important person okay that’s just something you should always be ready to do say no to an important person important person an important person asks us to do something in 2025 we’re going to say nope it’s a power move so so you’re saying you’re saying reject an invitation yeah yeah yeah but specifically to say no to it doesn’t have to be an invitation reject a proposal it could be like if uh who’s somebody important um the inventor of uh the microscope okay so if the inventor of the microscope who’s probably Dead comes up and says hey can you help me find my keys look through this tube they’re so small uh what are you getting at here I’m just saying it’s a power move yeah say no to an important person we got to move through these faster uh all right learn seven foreign curse words okay and use them in an altercation with an important person no don’t combine okay all right learn seven bad words in another language in other languages in other languages is somebody else writing this down as well you the internet this is where I say no to an important person no thank you um I I’d like to grow another toe that’d be cool I’m going back to physical stuff that’d be cool though I’d like to see you try it it happened imagine that phone call i’ like to see guess what I grew last night another all right I won’t put that um what what what about an emotional goal like um it’d probably be good to cry again on our podcast oh we’ll do that anyway that would be good that always seemed to work okay well put it at this point I’m not saying no to anything plant a tree let’s I want to cry again on Good Mythical Morning cry yeah yeah on GMM yeah and then plant a tree as well plant a tree and then plant a bush as well no no we’re not getting desperate yet we’re we’re not halfway there though yeah let’s plant a bush too let’s bury uh let’s bury something um what do you we got anything you want to bury the hatchet between us do you have anything that you want to bury and not remember where you buried it uh it’s hard to bury things Angeles anything I’m throwing away I’m willing to bury and forget about what about uh let’s let’s keep it emotional what about um let’s um apologize for what could be confessed well something that you feel like you need to apologize for we feel like we need to apologize for that we just going to wait until 2025 to do it um I don’t know I think U well something we put like I’m not saying I’m perfect but I got nothing there uh maybe we’ll skip that one okay just cuz I don’t want to apologize to if we’re apologizing publicly for something that’s a bad sign let’s uh don’t don’t don’t need to apologize publicly for don’t make an apology video let’s steal something no okay no apology videos let’s steal something small I don’t want to I don’t want no no it’s like like a just a little a bad example like um no it’s just a gold to set like a um like an office supply from from from another Studio like if we have a meeting somewhere okay we go in there we’re walking it’s like we ask where’s the bathroom yeah y they show us we take a little trip their office supplies we about those Watcher guys we steal something from The Watcher guys steal a little something little something it could be a piece of paper it could be a printer from Watcher the bigger the better really I like those guys they probably got something I want to steal yeah all right 14 planting a tree we’re planting a bush we’re not an apology video um how about have a day where you have fish for three meals oh that’s crazy yeah like fish for breakfast fish for lunch fish for dinner just one day I’ve I’ve never done it fish I don’t think I’ve ever done that even like on my own vacation on an island I don’t think I’ve done that three fish meal day that’s good and then um if I go back here for 15 um anything else you eat three times a day uh let’s not do that okay what else what what else what else do we really want to do um you know I don’t I I don’t want to learn anything else besides those bad words um Skinny Dip Skinny Dip that’s you should do that once a year anyway y you’re not swimming naked outside once a year you ain’t living so I’m goingon to say skinny dip twice why well because we want we want already to do it once we want to do it in 24 and 25 Skinny Dip twice um what about maintain uh a grateful attitude oh that’s a good one maintain a Greatful attitude 17 Bo we’re really moving through these at this point um can I just tell you one that David just whispered in my ear cuz he thought it was great yeah yeah he said he said put a camera up your butt coloscopy is what a word I was trying to think I couldn’t think of it well I think we’re going to be doing that anyway oh yeah we’re doing I don’t think we’re doing that in 2024 yeah we’ll do that in 2024 I’ll do it right now you got a camera not one of these um what about remove the camera from my butt that’s assuming that it was in there a whole year yeah that’s not what something we can burn um we could burn burn Rubber like do some donuts do donuts in a parking lot that’s again that’s something you can’t do anymore parking lot we have a parking lot yeah I don’t think you can do a full dut out there though he’s got a wall on one side and a building on the other we’re in the build both sides real fast I’ve never done a donut parking lot donut I always cared too much about my tires to do a donut well we’ll do it in somebody else’s car okay yeah so we pick one crew member’s car parking lot donut and we do parking lot Donuts 18 uh what else what else what else um uh what about start a rumor oh yes oh yes yeah yeah yes this is the kind of stuff I love start a rumor start about a peer a widespread rumor about a peer and I when I say peer you know what I mean I don’t mean take a long walk off a short perer I mean I think I I would like to say I would like to start a widespread positive rumor okay yes even better because then everyone’s going to be excited it puts them in a tough position and be like well am I going to say that it’s not true oh let’s tell a story about somebody start a widespread positive about something that never happened but it makes them look so good and then they’re just put in this awkward situation where they have to respond to it exactly all right that’s it 19 we should maybe do that just next year we shouldn’t even wait to 2025 to do that well we got to practice so yeah um how about uh I’ve always wanted a paint a water tower I actually watched them do that recently mhm officially it was like it was beige when they were done who was them and where was it it was it was the professional contractor who won the bid to do it in what state at the top of my neighborhood there was a water tower oh that’s not you think you’re talking about like a John Deere Green I mean like a North Carolina harck county water tower that you can see from m paint a water tower and we don’t have to paint the whole thing I mean like paint one of the letters like graffiti I mean to face it to make it say something else yeah but they’re they’re highly protected they are they used to not be but we’re going to try to do it paint a water tower and then in parenthesis I’m putting graffiti we’re at 20 um um what about what about pull each other’s teeth uh no um what about uh let’s see you can pee the longest no stupid what if we both got this is back to the shallow stuff what if we both got amazingly perfect to the point of looking fake veneers and you would never how about I’m the one who does it and you don’t no one knows it because he can’t see my teeth so I have these like crazy like kend doll veneers when you smile and it’s just like I every like once every 10 to 12 Days you see him be like I think I just I think I I think I you look even when you’re trying I can’t see him I cannot see them I cannot see your teeth dude they need to be twice as tall well I’ll get them big I’m going to ask for big ones I don’t know if I don’t want to put that one no no I’m going to ask for big ones I’m going to say I want the biggest help us out I want the biggest R gets big veneers yeah put it in there for a really good uh big veneers filler goal yeah yeah yeah I want them to shave my teeth down to nothing before they do them too big big veneers for R 21 what are you going to get done um what kind of work are you going to get done [Music] uh what if you got one of your ears I might get my ears pinned back oh you don’t need that you don’t need that I’m just I’m just spitballing here I think if anything they might need to come out a little bit push them forward a little bit push I think that sometimes my ears are so small that sometimes I do the front facing Cam and I don’t have any ears push my ears forward so I think I could use a little bit I got I got the ears and teeth of a much smaller man I’m gonna prop my ears forward link 22 that’s a good one Stephie do you want one of these you can have one you need one what do you want okay I’ll think on it 25 2025 we only have four more let’s uh you got like a old car no that you don’t care about that we can like just drive into a lake uh not really no I’ve always want there’s lots of things I’ve wanted to do drive a car into a lake is fun drive drive a car into a lake and then run car into Lake this isn’t part of like a video we don’t have permission this is find a lake have a car drive it into the lake and run it’s probably part of a and I think it’s like one of those big deep Lakes up up north of town what about like Pyramid Lake it might have to be in another state AIC what about it’s down I got it okay good take Stevie skydiving oh no oh oh oh red L and St he go skyd no jumping no it’s hard to get coverage and hard to make six videos you know take Stevie you think I y’all were scared on a haunted house if I did either one of those I would be crapping my pants I think I would crap my pants more bungee jumping than skydiving take crazy Stevie yes cuz bungee jump the bungee like can break you know what I’m saying Splat take Stevie I don’t like I don’t like either of these bungy jumping this is a the opposite of me suggesting you weren’t fast enough I’m starring it I’m starring it take Stevie bungee jumping uh number 24 um what’s the what’s a little skill we could acquire that’s not balloon done with that well I’ve been wanting to whittle I feel like something with a you should like star in a soap opera like a oh that’s good soap oper Cameo can I die in it yeah yeah a soap oper Cameo or I would prefer not to have any lines so if I I would love to already be dead on like a one of those cop shows law order you or be dead on a cop show Justine already did that years ago or be dead on a cop show yeah that’s what I want um so bar Cameo are dead in a cop show and 25 invent hold on this is this is kind of a wrap it up like never never never lose sight of what got you here you’re going to wait until 2025 for that yep if you could just put in parentheses invent a new way to say hello with your [Music] hands yeah invent so that’s an ALT if we lose sight of what got us here we’re going to invent it’s called New Wave New Way New Wave New Wave invent New Wave okay we got it we’ve done it um it wasn’t easy you know what it wasn’t easy but we did it and we got through it um and there you have it and we’re going to keep this and we’re never going to lose this and it’s important so there you go thanks again for helping make this a reality by just watching enjoying it and telling your people about it uh you have like um 23 seconds 22 do do something for like 20 seconds well let’s think about that new way to say hello like no I like the I like a pinky wiggle and then a squiggle and time [Music] [Music] for Cyber Monday enjoy 25% off storewide and Shop the 2500th episode te for just 25 hours at mythical.com