Welcome to Good Mythical More. Boy this is gonna be tough for me. You look great though. But I am gonna look great the whole time? The weight of the world on my shoulders, you know, it’s actually When I do this, I can’t hear anything which is cool. Well, I thought by the end of this those gloves would be in your sleeves. They could be. You think you could work them down? Yeah. I don’t want to stretch too much. You know one day you might have sleeves like this. I mean, I saw it and I was like, I kind of like it. I’m not saying I won’t do it. I don’t know if I like it. It would just make my wrists look even skinnier than they are. And I’ve already got skinny wrists for a big man. I don’t want to draw, I don’t want to draw attention to that. Are you self conscious about your skinny wrists? Well, I would be if I had that sweatshirt on. ((Laughing)) Let’s freeze frame. It’ll be fun because you’ve got those balls on you. ((Dramatic Music)) Okay, I bet they did it. ((Laughing)) Yeah, I honestly don’t know. I felt like I had to tuck it in. It was like, it was so. Where do you get, where do you get a sweatshirt like that? I had to tuck. Exactly. Exactly. Is this the internet or you see it on rack? Oh, this is the internet. Okay. And then how do they show it in the picture? Do they show somebody like. Just so you know, like how do they show you that they’re, or is it like, oh, or you got it and you were like, oh. No, I actually saw that it was doing this before I bought it. So their person is like, doing this in the picture. – [Stevie] What does it look like if you were to untuck it? Just, you know, because we’re talking about it. We just need to see. Is that the problem? Is that? Oh, no, no, no. – [Stevie] I just wanna see, is that the intended styling or was it? Well, I intentionally did it. – [Stevie] No, I’m saying was the model. In the, you know? Yeah, even more angelic. – [Stevie] All right. ((Laughing)) See, but it’s all about, it’s all about the look on your face, and like, maybe you pull up the sleeves a little bit, and you put your hands in your pockets. And you don’t have this on! Well, no, but I think that helps. I mean, I have to take, I gotta take the weight of the world off my shoulders. Okay, there we go. Now it’s loosening up. – [Stevie] So, I think this reference might be lost on you, but. See, this isn’t bad. There’s a Broad City episode that has Fred Armisen in it. And, they go, they’re trying to make some money. Yeah. And, they go and they, they clean his house, because that’s what he’s hired them to do. But he also has a fetish in which he’s a baby and they try and leave the house and they ask for the money that he promised, and he’s just like, I’m just a little baby. I don’t have any money. I’m a baby. And that’s what that, this look reminds me of. ((Laughing)) Okay. Well, thanks for your input. – [Stevie] So if you just. I think it’s pretty cool. – [Stevie] I’m just a little baby, that would really. I think it’s pretty cool. It looks like. ((Laughing)) It looks like you, it looks very relaxed. You know, it’s like, hey. I think the neck could be bigger. There’s another wing of the art exhibit. Come with me. Oh. So you’re give, you’re a docent. It’s that kind of thing. No, I think you’re. Don’t point at the paintings. No, no. Because you’ll accidentally touch them. I think you look like the painter. I don’t think you look like the docent. Yeah. They’re my paint. They’re all my paints. Oh, you’re the docent and the painter. I mean, this isn’t bad, right? You think it’s better not tucked in? Go sideways. – [Stevie] I would not tuck it in. Yeah. I think it’s better not tucked in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, flap your wings. There he is. I’m a little baby. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] I’m a little baby. I don’t have any money. I don’t have any money. ((Laughing)) Well, you know what? I got the answer that I needed. – [Stevie] When you go to art museums, do the docents tell you not to point at the paintings? Because I’ve never gotten that instruction. And it struck me that you did. If you’re three feet away and you point, then your hand’s very close. Well, we did a photo shoot recently and Link really wanted to point at the photographer. And the photographer was like, no pointing. He said no pointing. Oh, yeah. I was at the, I don’t know how to put this back on now. I was at the Getty and, this is like, this is a long time ago. I remember talking to you about it on a show of some sort. Some show. We make a lot of them. About the fact that when I went to the Getty they told me, they reprimanded me, for pointing at a painting. Well, how close were you? Well, actually, it might have been you. ((Laughing)) That got reprimanded? Yeah, it was one of us. I have long arms. You were there. You were there. Lucas, I’m sorry, man. I need some help. As we’re doing this, just help me get the world back on my shoulders. That’s good enough. I know it’s a punishment. Okay. I’ll figure it out. I’ll figure it out. – [Stevie] You’ll figure what out? How to wear this sweatshirt. – [Stevie] Oh. I think you did. I think you’re good. Just a little baby. Okay. I could’ve gotten a black one. Was that my mistake? I don’t know. Or a gray one. I think there’s an angelic quality to the white one. You know what? I’ll get a black one. – [Stevie] Great. I’ll get the black one. You’ll get the black one? Yeah. We’ll wear it out together. You know, I mean, a year from now, everybody’s gonna be wearing this. Gonna be like, oh yeah. I remember when it was, when this was a conversation. – [Stevie] No, I think you’ve got to make some, you know, you’ve got to make some bold choices to see where you, see where you land. Exactly. You need a big watch though. – [Stevie] And, if you were to go skydiving in that, you would land really nicely. I do, and I do have a, I have a watch that’s too big, too. You could be, yeah, it’s like a squirrel suit. You could be one of those people that flies through the canyons on TikTok. – [Stevie] Ball shoulder, man. Okay, this is the way this game, now that we’re five minutes into this, is gonna work. I’m gonna give you a, it’s a lot of weight based stuff. I hate this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guesstimation. I hate it. One of my favorite things. – [Stevie] So, how many pints of ice cream equal one dairy cow? In weight? – [Stevie] In weight. Not in ingredients. A pint. A dairy cow? Does a dairy cow weigh a, how much does a dairy? All right, so a dairy cow, I’m gonna say. No thinking out loud. I’m gonna say weighs No thinking out loud, put your head in your sleeve and think. I’m not going to say the number out loud. What do they weigh? 4 times 6, 4 times 5, 4 times, 4 times 6 is what? 4 times 6, what’s 4 times 6? 5, and then 4 going, see, I’m trying too hard. No, this is good. And then what goes into, 4 goes into 30, how many times? Well, you’re gonna have a very different answer than me because your estimation of the weight of a cow is higher and your estimation of the weight of a pint is lower. Six. You’re talking like, 9,000. What? Because it would be 2,300 times 4. No, divided by. Yeah, divided by one fourth is times four. Oh, yeah. This is good, isn’t it? 9,200. 9,200 is what you? Yeah, that’s right. That’s what I’m doing. And because I went in the opposite direction, I ended up with a factor of 10 lower than you. I said 723. 9,200 pints. – [Stevie] Okay. So what, how much did you think a dairy cow? I said a dairy cow was like. Over a ton. I said it was like a thousand pounds, but that, I don’t know. I mean. Dairy cow, pre milked, dairy cow is, is a 2,300 pounds post milk dairy cow, about half a ton. – [Stevie] Okay, so average dairy cow, 1,500 pounds. Okay, so right in the middle between us. – [Stevie] And then a pint of ice cream is typically between 14 and 16 ounces. So let’s say 15 ounces. So right around a pound. – [Stevie] That means the answer is 1,600 pints of ice cream. Okay, yeah, so I thought that a pint was about a pound and a half. A pint weighs a pound? And I thought that a dairy cow was about a thousand pounds. What? It’s all about your assumptions, guys. Be careful what you assume. Because it can send you in two very different directions. – [Stevie] Okay, VHS copies of Jurassic Park. Equal to the weight of one T-Rex. Have you heard that audio of what scientists think T-Rexes actually sound like? It’s embarrassing, I tried to forget it. – [Stevie] Embarrassing? For you because you were scared? Cause it’s scary sounding. Oh, I thought they sounded a little too, you know, they didn’t sound as ferocious as I thought. – [Stevie] No, no, they sound very scary. I thought it was more screamy. It’s like the volume is such that, like, the echo and reverb of their, like, it’s not as uniform either as we think. Let’s hear it. We’ll try and pull it up. Imagine if that’s on Content ID. Oh, Chase is going to give his impression. Let’s see. A VHS tape. And this is in pounds? – [Stevie] Yeah. Or kilograms? I mean, I really don’t. ((Screech)) Oh. ((Laughing)) That was good. A T-Rex is a big creature. I’m gonna say a T-Rex is the same as probably, so. Okay. Hold on, it’s not pounds, it’s how many tapes. Oh yeah, tapes. Yeah. Right. So my answer is 96,000 VHS tapes. I said 30,000. So how much did you think, I thought a T-Rex weighs 10,000 pounds. 10 cows. And you thought that 8 VHSs make a pound? I thought that 3 VHSs make a pound. No, they’re not that heavy. If it’s a Titanic. That’s a lot of tape. That’s a lot of tape. Two tapes. – [Stevie] Okay, a T-Rex weighs 13,250 pounds. Look at me. – [Stevie] Well, that means that it would take 30,814 Jurassic Park VHS. Whoa! How did I get half? I was within 800. And then he got the second half right. Well, because 10, 000 is a pretty good guess, but your guess of how many, yeah, it’s more, this is closer to the real answer. About three VHS tapes for a pound. I almost was gonna say 3.2 VHS tapes, but that seemed too cute. Ten cows. Eight cows maybe, make a T-Rex. Okay. – [Stevie] Do we have, do we have that? We’re working on the T-Rex audio. All right. You’re literally like recording it? – [Stevie] Yes. We’re finding the local T-Rex. – [Stevie] How many horse jockeys Course or horse? – [Stevie] Horse. Horse jockeys. Horse jockeys. – [Stevie] Equal the heaviest sumo wrestler ever? Wow, okay. Horse jockey. And then you got a sumo wrestler. Talk about a little baby. That’s what a sumo wrestler is. A little baby. Okay. So, how much does a sumo wrestler weigh? And then how much does a jockey weigh? I mean, it does help me to draw pictures. Look at that. That’s pretty good. Are you including the horse? Because that’s going to throw your calculations off. It’s a fat horse though. I don’t know why I drew the horse so, the horse is slimmer. Remember that time that I got. Right there. Slammed by a sumo wrestler? Yeah, I was here for it. Boy, that was, that was scary. And it, I believe it was a long term injury. But I’m over it. It was more emotional. It wasn’t that long. It was emotional in nature. Yeah. Okay, Link. – [Matt Carney] The sumo wrestler and his trainer just sort of hung around the office for a long time after that episode. Yeah, they had a good time just being here. Yeah. We have a very sumo friendly environment here. Nobody wanted to show the sumo wrestler the exit. I mean, it’s just like, well, you know, you don’t want to make them seem like they’re being ushered out. A sumo wrestler probably weighs The largest one ever. Oh, the largest one ever? Yeah. 725 pounds? Okay. That’s too much. 625 pounds. Okay. That’s a lot. And then the average horse jockey? Average horse jockey. Probably weighs 90 pounds. 96 pounds. Okay. So, what’s the question? How many jockeys? How many jockeys? So a hundred into, so I would say 6.2. Okay, so we basically have the same answers. I said 95 pounds and 650 pounds, so it’s a little bit more than six, but you can’t have, you know, like a part of a jockey. So we’re saying 6. I did, I said 6.2 jockeys. – [Stevie] Yeah, you guys are right on it. It would be 5.8 It, the average jockey is 110 pounds. Oh! – [Stevie] And the heaviest sumo wrestler ever was 645. Whoa, look at that! 650, bro! I mean, I’m just proud of myself for being in the ballpark. You’re actually really impressing me, Link. I know. I’m trying really hard. – [Stevie] Oh, we have the T-Rex. Actual T-Rex. Here we go, guys. ((Realistic T-Rex Roar)) Is that coming from the mouth? – [Stevie] Yeah. Wow, that would be scary, dude. It got a little farty at one point. Dang. – [Stevie] Terrifying. And you know it’s loud too, because that thing weighs as much as 10 cows. 10 cows, man. Can you imagine just 10 cows stacked on top of each other coming at you, making that noise? Oh, man. That is scary. – [Stevie] Okay, finally. Still losing every time. Right, but, I mean, almost getting it. Right. – [Stevie] How many beans equal one happy Rhett? Assuming a happy Rhett is current, happy or not Rhett weight. How many beans? You make it, there’s lots of different types of beans. What? – [Stevie] Oh, we’re talking pinto beans. Pinto beans, yeah, that’s what I was, that’s where I was. A pinto bean, and then a, and then Rhett. You know what, I’m not gonna do any math this time, I’m just gonna go on instincts. Two. Now I gotta do a little math here. How many beans are in a pound? A hundred? Are there a hundred pinto beans in a pound? Like a pound of pinto beans? I would think it would be 80. I’m gonna go with a nice round 100. One one hundredth of a pound. So I’m gonna go with two hundred. Twenty. I’m going with twenty. I’m going with 20,000 I said there were 600 beans in a pound. So 129,000 beans is a happy me. – [Stevie] Wow. 67,256.8 Oh, so I doubled. So it’s about 300,000, 300 beans in a pound. – [Stevie] Yeah. Yeah, we were both really off about that. I think you’re actually closer, though. Do I win this one? You’re only 47,000 beans away. Yeah. There you go. I’ll take the win. And did you like my rendering of you, man? It’s quick. Yeah. He’s cool, man. Yeah, yeah. Low mane hair, long nose. That’s me. Very recognizable. Tall nose. You’re a tall person. Even your nose is tall. – [Rhett] To make sure you get your Mythical merch by the holiday season, head to Mythical.com to get free domestic standard shipping on all U.S. orders today.