Welcome to Good Mythical More, you little crumb snatcher. Oh, bro. ((Laughing)) We’re gonna be snatching some crumbs ourselves. And we’re gonna decide, what did the crumb come from? Oh, what did the crumb come from? What did the crumb come from? It came from a snack. But what snack? And maybe we’ll determine that the best snack is in crumb verse. I won’t hit you. That’s right, Link. But first, right here, on the inaugural episode of Season 25. Yes. In the year 2024. Yes. 23 of us will. We have a brand new wheel spot, Quarterly Report, where we give a little update on our business. Yep, of which we have many. Yeah, yeah, and this is our business known as Clown Caskets. ((Laughing)) Order, order, we hereby call to order the, quarterly meeting of, Clown Caskets, where, we’re pleased to give you an update on everything we’ve been working on over the past three months to turn this thing around. A lot of people, we didn’t know when we got into this business. We did not know one key thing that happens with trying to get clowns into caskets. It’s the shoes. It’s a problem. Yeah, yeah. So, we’ve started a second business called Clown Dismemberment. ((Laughing)) Well, actually, we’re working on a title, but it’s essentially just, it’s literally, it’s like clown feet still inside of clown shoes. Yeah, that’s it. They’re lucky. And we got a lot of them. Okay? We have a lot of them. And of course by being, like, a visionary investor in ClownCaskets.com We are going to cut you in on the ground floor. No pun intended. Yeah, don’t use that word cut We’ve been doing a lot of that lately. Clown feet in clown shoes. But I will say, I will, don’t, don’t, we, every time we do that we have to make the website, you know, but I will say that we did have one of those situations where the, the clown, we thought the clown was dead and it wasn’t dead because it was just playing dead. But then we cut off his feet and he died. But, well, in, well, in the, no, actually that doesn’t kill clowns, but what happened was he woke up in the middle of it and thought it was hilarious. They are so demented those clowns. And now it’s part of his bit. Right. Until the feet completely rot. Anyway, that’s how things are going. Great. They’re going great. Clown caskets. Line up and we will give you your taco. Everybody gets a taco. I don’t know. Oh, okay. Alright. Well, at the quarterly report? Quarterly report? It doesn’t necessarily, it’s a Zoom meeting. – Well. – Yeah, we don’t have to, we’re not gonna bring them in. The shareholders. It’s just a Zoom meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then who’s gonna eat the tacos? Us. We’re not gonna eat tacos, we’re gonna eat crumbs. We need to be blindfolded, and we need a special guest. Welcome, Allison! ((Crew Cheering)) Allison is joining us with Make-A-Wish. Hey, Allison. Hello! We’ve become fast friends today. How you doing, Allison? I’m doing good. You look amazing. Oh, thank you. I’m glad you noticed. You look amazing, also. Thank you. ((Laughing)) Hailing all the way from Indiana, the southern part, and KG wants everyone to know that she’s also from Indiana. Yay! What part of Indiana are you from, KG? – [KG] Fort Wayne, Indiana. Evansville. Okay. Hey guys, slow down! They have a connection. They have a connection. And I think there’s a helicopter landing on our roof. ((Laughing)) They knew Allison was coming. She’s got her own security detail. They heard about the tacos. It’s a tomahawk. How long you been watching? For a while. Ever since you sat down over there. Yeah, yeah. Just started. Are we talking years? Yeah. Yeah. Alright. You’re holding it together pretty good. We only let the real ones. We only like the real ones. If you’ve been watching for years, we’ll let you eat crumb. ((Laughing)) I’m sorry, this is the day you showed up. You showed up on crumb day! I feel like if we, go ahead and throw this, try this on for size here. I feel like, if we, Rhett, if we do our normal. Yes, I’m here. If we do our normal, like, yelling and tasting and yelling. No tasting and yelling when Allison is here. Yeah, I think, you know Can I taste and yell? Yes, definitely. Well, you know what we’re gonna do as our guest of honor. When we all taste, you get to guess first. We’re giving you the first yell. You don’t even have to yell, you can just say it. And Allison guessing is kinda like our green light to then yelling at each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We yell after you guess. So we’re competing for second place, unless you’re horrible at this game, and then we’re also competing for first place. Right, right, right. Of course, you’ve never tasted crumbs on the internet, while blindfolded, so we don’t know how good you are at this. And, these are gonna be delivered via our patent pending. Spoons. ((Laughing)) Okay. – [Stevie] You ready for the first one? Yes. – [Stevie] Let’s bring it in. ((Laughing)) Don’t inhale! ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] These are just normal tasty snacks. ((Laughing)) I inhaled it, though. Oh, it’s hard to eat, it’s so dry. Cheez-Its? – [Stevie] Hey! Dang it! Oh, you’re good at it! It’s gonna be a long day! Cheez-Its! Wow. Cheez-Its taste just, Cheez-It crumbs taste just like Cheez-Its. Wow. Is that how this is gonna go? They taste different in my lungs. – [Stevie] If you need some water, Allison, please feel free to let Link just guide you. And do you know where your mouth is? I think so. Okay. It’s on the front of your face. Are you a fan of Cheez-Its? I do like Cheez-Its, yes. Yeah. Me too. I’m a big fan. Yeah. – [Stevie] How about these crumbs? ((Laughing)) That taste the same to me. No, no. Oh, they’re different. I know what it is. Goldfish. Dang, girl! – [Stevie] Hey! You’re too good! – [Stevie] Rhett, is this so hard for you? Yeah, I wanna guess so fast! Yes! Cheez-Its! Goldfish! I wanna yell it so loud! I would’ve guessed Cheez-Its again, yeah. Not as good as Cheez-Its in crumbs. Back to back, I could’ve told you that. But the, which one was better? The Cheez-Its, right? Sure, okay. You don’t think so? No, I do. Cheez-Its have a cheesier flavor, a little bolder. You know? Right. Where’d those crumbs come from? Ew, what are you, ew! ((Laughing)) Yeah, hey, hey. You know what, I’m glad you’re here, Allison. So you can respond. So you can show how normal I am. I’m just giving her the complete fan experience. When you bring a normal person here and they react just like that. What does that tell you? That was a gift. – [Stevie] It’s odd when the guy with the long, silver, weird wig. I’m the normal one! – [Stevie] Yeah. ((Laughing)) Yeah. Let’s bring in some more crumbs. Okay. Sweet crumb. ((Laughing)) Or is it? Do you want to guess first? No. Okay. Okay. Club Crackers? It also tastes like. – [Stevie] Nope. Ritz! Ritz! Ritz! Ritz! Ritz! It’s a Chips Ahoy! – [Stevie] It’s Ritz! It’s Ritz! It’s Ritz! Calm down! Sorry, I’ve been holding it in all day. ((Laughing)) I legitimately thought it was a Chips Ahoy. What? It’s salty. – [Stevie] Now, Link, what? I’m sorry, I yelled four times. I didn’t feel like anybody was hearing me. ((Laughing)) Yeah, you didn’t have to. I’m over here saying, Chips Ahoy. I thought it was sweet. But Club Crackers was a good guess. You know, it really set me up for Ritz. ((Laughing)) Totally normal. I like a Club Cracker. Club Cracker is, it’s sort of, it is like the country club version of a Ritz. You know what I’m saying? Late at night, sometimes, when I’ve got a full stack of Ritz, and I’m finishing it, I do think, boy, if I was at the club, the country club right now, these would be square and a little bit lighter. You know? Right, same, I do that too. Allison, I think you’re our first guest that has been blindfolded for the majority. ((Laughing)) How, what? Does it make you feel less real? I think it’s better. Because, like, I’m not, like, nervous. I mean, I am nervous, but not cause cameras aren’t. It calms you down. I’m nervous because he’s yelling. No, I’m just kidding. ((Laughing)) It’s traumatic. Are your eyes open under your blindfold or closed? They’re closed. You don’t want to open them. You’ll dry out your. My mouth’s dry enough. You’ll dry, straight off the eyes. Like that? Are yours open? Link? ((Laughing)) You don’t want fabric just sitting on your eyeball. It’d be crazy if you guys weren’t even blindfolded and you’re just like, and I’m just here. – [Stevie] More crumbs! Oh, here we go. Funyuns. – [Stevie] Hey! Dang, that was quick. Allison! That’s right. Yeah. Dang. You are a woman of the world. Oh, why thank you. Man. I’m a messy eater, so I’m used to, you know, picking up the crumbs. Funyun crumbs. Funyun crumbs. I thought it might have been those, onion straws from like a poke place. Yeah. Yeah. ((Laughing)) Which Funyuns could be. You could totally do that with Funyuns. You got any hobbies? ((Laughing)) Blindfolding, eating crumbs, yeah. I do that on the regular. You’ll fit right in. Well, I know some of your hobbies. You got the flute, you got the clarinet, you got the guitar, you’ve got. The ukulele. Yeah, yeah, this is true. So we know so much about. Because we’re best friends. Foot tambourine. Yep, yep. Harpsichord, harpsichord, what’s that? Autoharp. I’ve seen you play that. ((Laughing)) Regular harp. Seen you play that. Walked in with it. Wind chimes. Right. And sometimes you just have a gong. ((Laughing)) That’s how I announce my arrival. Sometimes you’ve got a gong. Very multi talented, multi instrumentalist. Right. Okay. – [Stevie] What’s next? Crumbs. Now this is sweet. I know what this is. I’m stuck between two. Is that Butterfinger? Nutty Buddy. Oh, oh, oh! ((Laughing)) Little Debbie Nutty Buddy. Say it louder. Little Debbie Nutty Buddy! – [Stevie] Yep. Yep, that’s what it is. I was like, what is that thing from Little Debbie that’s like a brick with wafers in it? It’s so much. And I couldn’t come up with a name. They’re good, man. It’s better as a crumb. I kind of agree. On ice cream it’d be really good. Oh yeah! Oh yeah, they should put this at the yogurt places. Yeah, this is really, this is what all the yogurt employees do after dark. They go up to the buffet and they just get blindfolded and get a bunch of spoon and they play this game. Or if they didn’t until now, they will. What? – [Stevie] Did you say spoon as the plural of spoon? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] I like that. Yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] They get a bunch of spoon? Yeah. Actually, the plural of spoon is speen. Ooh. Speen. How many speen do we need? That’s the past tense of spoon. Spun. – [Stevie] Okay, more crumbs, more crumbs. Oh. Oh yeah. Yep. You guys got it. Oh wait, I got it. Is it like a Cheeto Puff? Cheese ball. Cheese ball. Cheese ball. Cheese ball. That’s just a shorter Cheeto Puff. – [Stevie] No. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The big ones. The big ones. They’re big. They’re big and they’re. Cheese Twinkies. Cheese puffs, but they’re called. Cheese Sausage. What are they? What are they? – [Stevie] It’s a brand. It’s a brand. Yeah. Cheeto Puff? No. It’s a brand? Cheese blimp. They’re, no, they’re curved. – [Stevie] Yeah. Oh, they’re so nice. What are they? They’re called. Cheese submarine. They’re called. Cheese worms. Char. – [Stevie] They’re not called cheese anything. They’re just called. What did they, what does it start with? What does it start with? – [Stevie] P. Puffy stuff. ((Laughing)) Pirate’s Booty. – [Stevie] Yeah, there we go. That’s it, that’s it, that’s it. That wasn’t what I was thinking, but that’s it. I was thinking the cheese puffs. Yeah, yeah. Right. We all were. We all were. That’s pretty good as a crumb too. You can’t put that on yogurt though. – [Stevie] No, no, we have more crumbs, let’s bring in more crumbs. Okay. – [Stevie] Please. Oh. Good God. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Um. I know what this is. Oh, man. No, you guys can guess. No, no, no. You gotta guess. No, no, no. What is that? Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. I don’t know. Just guess something. Pop Tart? Fig Newton. Raisin things. Oh, Fig Newton, that’s it. – [Stevie] Fig Newton. It was basically a pop tart. What was that, Link? You used to have it at your house. It was a Little Debbie snack. It was a cake. That had cream in the middle, but then it had raisins in the cakes. I never had those. I hated those. Raisin cakes. Raisin cakes. Makes sense. You never had those? And I had a lot of Fig Newtons as a child. Huh? You got very excited. Was that Zach’s house? And I don’t approve of them anymore because now I know that a fig is a fruit. Yeah. Link figured out that a fig is a fruit and now he doesn’t like Fig Newtons. What? Yeah. We don’t know what he thought it was before. Did you think it was a vegetable? He thought it was a, he thought it was a substance. I thought it was like, just, it was the word that came before Newton in the snack. Yeah, he thought it was the fig family had come up with some Newtons. Yeah, it’s like, it had no meaning to me. Or did you think Isaac Newton made figs? Yeah. Well, he just thought it was like, you know, like Reese’s Cups. I didn’t apply as much. He thought Reese and fig were equal. What? He thought like Reese’s Cups, Reese’s Cups. Is from the family Reese’s, he thought Fig Newtons were from the fig family. He did not realize. Like Wrigley’s gum. Yeah, Wrigley’s, yeah. I mean Wrigley isn’t a fruit. Is it? No, it couldn’t be. That’s right, Allison. You’re our guest, but you need to stay in line. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I thought we were friends. – [Stevie] This is the final crumb Oh, come on. Talk about a dry crumb. This is like construction material. This is not crumb, this is something from the corner of the room. From the dust pan. – [Stevie] This is arguably the crummiest of crumbs. What is this? Oh, it’s just breadcrumbs. – [Stevie] Yeah. Yeah, it’s just breadcrumbs. It’s like, for baking. Right. For coating of things. Can we take off our blindfold? Oh! ((Laughing)) It’s bright out here, isn’t it? But your eyes were closed. They were. I can see them open. Because they are. You know, people are watching, Allison, and they’re so curious about what it’s like to be sitting here in a More after you watch so many of them. It’s a little bit louder in person. Yep, right, yep. Not a bad thing, though. The chewing, are the chewing sounds a problem for you? I mean, in this proximity? When you got real, real close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Noted. Yep. Yeah. Why you got so many crumbs on the table? Vi! ((Laughing)) Vi was dousing me. I ate most of my crumbs. I want more of these, Nutty Buddy crumbs. Allison, did you hear, hear the news about the Good Mythical Tour? I did, I did. I’m very excited. Yep, yep, that’s what we’re doing. So, we’ve been holding off on talking about it, but a lot of people were like, you guys gonna do Mythicon again? And we were like, you know what? We thought about it, and we had so much fun doing Mythicon, but what we realized is when we just go to one place and ask everybody to come to us, There’s a lot of people that can’t make the trip. So we decided to reverse the equation, and come to more of you. So we invented a thing called a tour. Yeah. ((Laughing)) And, so yeah, and I do think that us doing the show at Mythicon was a bit of an inspiration for like, hey, what if we could take what we do on this show, Good Mythical Morning. You know, we turned the, at Mythicon, we turned the International Darts game into something that involved the audience, and that was kind of the beginning of like, oh, what can we do with more pieces of the show to bring it to the stage. So that’s what the Good Mythical Tour is. I’m very excited. I’m very excited to come and see some of you. We’re gonna be getting pretty close to you. I think there’s a show in, how close are we getting to southern Indiana, Stevie? Chicago. – [Stevie] We have a show in Missouri, too. Okay. Okay, that’s closer than Chicago. Stevie, you going to be there? – [Stevie] We’ll put all the cities up. I’m going. Chase is going. Chase is going to be there? – [Stevie] Yeah. Yeah. Chase just said what? – [Stevie] I guess he just found out. Yep, Chase, you’re going. I know Josh is going. – [Matt Carney] I’ll be here. Carney, you going to hold down the fort? Yeah, I’m excited. I’m excited about it. You’ll have to join us. I will. What’s the URL again? – [Stevie] GoodMythicalTour.com – [Matt Carney] I thought it was clown feet for clown something or other. Clown feet in clown shoes. Yeah, yeah, clown feet in clown shoes dot com. Do you want any other crumbs? What was your favorite? I would not like any more, actually. ((Laughing)) It’s a little dry. I will say, also, now that I’m not blindfolded, your chewing is a little louder. ((Laughing)) Now that you can tell exactly where it’s coming from. Being able to see made me really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Glad you’re here. ((Laughing)) Keep it real, Allison. Keep it real. – [Rhett] We’re going on tour. Visit GoodMythicalTour.com for info and tickets, and we hope to see you there.