Welcome to Good Mythical More. Who knows what could happen? We’re gonna argue, over topics that we’re going to snatch out of this bowl at random. Are the topics generated by AI as well? That is a tough question. – [Stevie] No. No. No. No. Okay, just the idea to pull the topics. – [Stevie] Yes. Was generated by AI. – [Stevie] Well, they came up with the idea, favorite chips challenge wrapped up in argument. Wrapped up in arguments. – [Stevie] Yes, so this was the interpretation of that. So we are going to, we’re going to eat a chip and there’s going to be an argument inside of it. We’re going to be eating our favorite chips and arguing about things. We’re going to eat our favorite arguments and there’s chips wrapped up inside. Yeah, that could happen. But first, we’re going to do our. We’re going to argue. New wheel spot, which is a quarterly report. Where we issue the quarterly report on our new business. Which is? Toothbrushes for birds. – Well. – Here we. We hereby call into order the quarterly report for, toothbrushes for birds. It’s not going well. It’s not going well. Well, we should have, we should have figured this out in quarter one. Yeah, it turns out the birds, don’t have teeth. But they do have bills, and they do need to be cleaned, and we’re doing a good thing, and we’re pivoting, slightly. So basically we’re gonna call it, we’re calling them beak brushes? Bill brushes, it could be called. It could be bill brushes, it could be beak brushes, it depends on the particular bird. What we think about this though is that we actually think this is a, there’s more white space in the market for this. We think there’s, this is better positioning. So ultimately, this is a blessing in disguise. Right. Right. We’re, we are firing a few people. Namely the people who said that birds had teeth. But also there’s another complication, and that is birds also don’t have arms. They have wings. So, they’re having trouble holding the brushes, but that is something that we will be working on next quarter. We’ll work on that. We’ll give you an update on that later. Yeah, we will. Matter of fact, we’ll also be telling you what’s on the inside of a beak next time if you look on the inside of a beak, spoiler alert it’s felt, but we’ll let you know more about that next quarterly report. That’s right. All right. I have my favorite chips here. I didn’t know these were my favorite chips until we When we we tasted them on the show and I know that Tapatio ended up being the best Doritos flavor and kind of like a late entry But these were so good for so long that I thought I’d go back to them. These are the best. These are the best. These are the best. So why don’t you, why don’t you pull what you’re gonna, what you’re gonna. That’s your position, right? Well, I have to take a position. Oh, what’s the? Do you need to shower every day? I mean, I definitely don’t think you need to shower every day. In fact. Are you saying that just cause you don’t? I think you should, you should have a reliable third party that can check you. Yeah. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. That’s what I say. The loved one sniff test? You can’t smell your own self. Just like you can’t really smell your own farts. You know? So, I tried. Alright. Allow me to rebut this. I’ve smelled my own farts. And they stink. Yeah, right. I’ve smelled myself after when I’ve been stinking and I’ve stunk. So, is this man to be trusted? I don’t think so. When in doubt, just take a shower. Ad hominem much? Come on. Do you not know how arguments work? Well, I don’t, I don’t speak Latin. ((Laughing)) You attacked me. – [Stevie] Guys, I think there’s only one way to settle this, and that’s by an audience vote. ((Laughing)) Let us know in the comments. When in doubt, just take a shower. It can be an enjoyable thing. You don’t have to need it. You just have to want it. It’s wasteful. It’s better for the world to not take a shower every day. Number two. Better for your skin to not be sudded with soap every single day. Number three. Stink make me horny. Okay, he wins. Alright, let me try one. I have to adopt the opposite, no matter what you do. Disney adults. ((Hiccup)) Yep, that’s it. Someone did a violent hiccup. Yeah, I feel you. Was that a hiccup or were you? – [Man] I’ve had the hiccups this last 20 minutes. Really? Well, that one was special, though. ((Laughing)) I thought you were appalled that I was about to weigh in on. Disney adults. Which side of this am I gonna take? You know what? Be careful now. The thing about becoming an adult is that you’re responsible for your own decisions. And if you want to be really into Disney, that’s your right. I fully agree with the possibility of Disney adults. Now, does that make me one? No. But, if you, listen, in the times I went to Disney, it’s not the adults that were the problem. It’s the kids. I actually am now proposing that Disney only be for adults. I mean, let’s get a little naughty with it. You know? Let’s go all the way. Like, hedonist? Hedonist. Like, and we’re talking about the resort. That’s what I want. I want a Disney hedonist getaway. I want to get rid of all the children at Disney. At least have an adult day. Where it’s all just Disney adults. Or all just adults going to Disney. I don’t know if it should be Disney adults. Which princess? There should be a non Disney adult adult day at Disney. And then there should be a Disney adult day at Disney. And then there should be, the rest of the time where kids are allowed, but still judged. Which princess do you want to see in a thong? The one that Angelina Jolie played. You want to see Maleficent? Maleficent, man. Okay. ((Laughing)) I’m not arguing with that. A lot of horns on that head. You know what I’m saying? She got some real strong cheek bones. What else is pointed? You’re not even? I can’t argue with you, man. I can’t argue with you. I won that argument. Hey, that’s a good idea, though. I mean, the kids are the real problem at Disney. Yeah. They line up and they whine about stuff and they gum up the works. You know? Adults, you can hold them to another level of expectation. You know, I don’t know what I would expect them to do, but. We can move on. Neat, clean lines. I mean, we can move on. Yeah, move on. Does bad pizza exist? Well, I mean, technically, in order for good pizza to exist, bad pizza has to exist. And what I think you’re saying is not necessarily, Is there pizza that doesn’t taste good, but is there pizza that is legitimately evil? Is there, is there pizza that is like, ethically compromised, you know what I’m saying? Like, pizza that does things. You talking about like blood diamond pizza? Yes, that kind of thing, but something else like that. Like, yeah, like, there were the pepperonis. Like, are made by children? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It’s, it’s, they got kids, they got kids harvesting the pigs. To make the pepperoni. Uh huh. And that is not something that you want to see. Okay? That’s not something you want to watch. And I’m supposed to be for this? I’m trying, yes. That’s what I’m trying to do. I’m trying to get you to defend the use of child labor to kill pigs. And I’ll do it. Okay. All these kids that are no longer allowed in Disney, you know what they should be doing? They should be, they should be killing pigs and making pepperoni. And then one day they’ll be an adult and they can go to Disney and they can. They can enjoy it. But as a kid, you gotta pay your dues. Gotta pay your dues, children. And you’ll get a, you’ll get a stipend. I won that one too. You walked right into that one. It’s, this is hypothetical. When you’re debating, when you have to adopt. It’s like debate club? Yeah, it’s like, this is not my, maybe we should put that at the top. Oh, well it didn’t seem that way. This is not our personal opinions, this is just debate exercise. Okay. Are you okay with restaurants that don’t let you modify dishes? Uh oh. Uh oh. I mean. Mr. No Tomatoes? I actually am okay with restaurants that don’t let you modify dishes because I like to go to restaurants where they know more than me. But yeah, if there’s a raw tomato on something, I’m just gonna take it off. But, I might hide it in a napkin. Because I don’t want them to know. You know? You can point and toss it the other way. I do that sometimes. A point and toss. But I like, I like an emphatic, no, this is how we think it should be. And if you think it should be different, well you don’t know what that’s gonna do, and maybe give it a try, even if you’re not willing to give it a try, don’t let them know. So, did I surprise you on that one? Now you have to be for it. I fundamentally disagree with you. Okay. And I don’t disagree with you for the reasons that you might expect. I don’t expect any reasons. Because, I do agree that a chef’s intentions are important, right? Most important. But, what if you’re deathly allergic to an ingredient, which you really would like to experience that thing. And I, and you say, well what if you try a different dish? But what if you go to one of those restaurants where every single dish has a certain ingredient in it? Like The Stinking Rose. A garlic themed restaurant. It’s a real thing. Here in this town, never been to it. And I know a person who is allergic to garlic. Now, you might say that person shouldn’t go inside that restaurant. And that’s your opinion. It’s wrong. Because this person might want to experience a Stinking Rose. And in that scenario, if they can verify that the garlic has not touched this particular dish, yes, it may be different than what the chef intended, but it’s about the experience of this person, and we’re gonna limit this person from the experience just because they have an allergy that they can’t control? You have to move on. I won that one, too, I think. Is apple juice a top five juice? ((Laughing)) Well, everybody knows the top five juices are, grape. Oh, yes! Yes, it is! Number one! Thumbs up! Everybody knows that. Grape. Everybody knows that. What’s number two? Orange. Could be mango, pineapple. Hey, hey! Okay. Orange pretty ubiquitous. Juice number three. Yeah? Is lemonade. Which is technically lemon juice. Lemon juice? I’m just, I’m just being honest with you. Lemonade is the third juice? Lemonade is the third best juice. I think lemonade. Hey, you know I’m right. Think about it. If you’ve got juices and you’re putting them in order, yeah. You are juicing the lemon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number four, fruit punch. You know what I’m saying? Cause it’s like, it’s a lot of different juices put together. Yeah, it’s red. I don’t have a red juice yet. So that means number five is apple juice. Yeah, it is in the top five. And we just definitively proved it. No, no, no, no. The top five juices are grape juice. That’s number one. See? Right? Grape juice. If you get a good grape juice and you haven’t had it in a while, and you’re all of a sudden drinking that grape juice, you’re like, first thing you’re gonna think is, I need to, this is a good juice. Yeah, it’s the best juice. Oh, man. How’d it get so dark? How’d it get so syrupy? Yeah. I don’t know. Second juice, I’m gonna say, I gotta stick with orange, but I’m gonna go with, and you know what, I’m gonna go with pulp free, but you don’t have to. Okay. Third juice, I’m gonna say is. Lemonade? Pineapple, mango, together. That’s a good juice. Pineapple. Not a great juice. That’s a pretty good juice. Apple juice. Apple juice is not a great juice. Apple juice is better than apple. It’s better than biting an apple. Well, yeah, but I’m ranking juices over here. Yeah, and it’s not top five. What’s another type, what’s my fourth juice? I think my fourth juice is probably cranberry juice. What, you got an infection? Yeah, it’s good for infections of the urinary tract. That’s number four. And then, rounding out my top five. Lemonade. Given that it’s not apple juice, I don’t know, I like a good pomegranate juice. I just, it’s great. Well, you had more time to think, okay? Shout out to pom. Number six is not even apple juice. What’s better than apple juice? Probably just pineapple juice. And I’m talking about from the, oh, you know what? Pear juice from the can, once you’ve eaten the pears. That’s not juice, man, that’s syrup. I’m actually gonna put that one at five. That’s a solution. ((Laughing)) That’s a solution. Here we go. Is it my go? Eating chips with this makes it better. I like chips. Parents giving kids weird slash original names. What’s your kid’s name? Uh, Lily. Okay, that’s common. Lincoln. Less common. The fourth. And Lando. Weird. Weird. Little, little geeky. So where do you stand on this? I think, I think it’s, I think it’s great. I think it’s great to, to commandeer your child’s future for your own, just to get a little kick out of it. Just get a little kick out of something. Man, we’re bringing another kid into this world? By the time you get to the third one, you’re like, let’s just have fun with a name, you know? This would be cool for us. It’d be cool for me. – I think the reason. – So, I think it’s fun for, it makes being a parent amusing. I fundamentally disagree. And it’s kind of a power trip. It’s kind of a power trip. I disagree at my core, at the core level. I do not believe in unusual names for children. What are your kid’s names? Locke. Okay. And Shepherd. And how do you spell Shepherd? You don’t know. ((Laughing)) Unusual spelling. Not the way that people usually spell Shepherd the name. Right. Did you get a kick out of that? His name is spelled the way that shepherd is spelled. In other words, someone who is a shepherd, which is what he’s named after. A sheep herder. Shep herd. Okay. It’s not unusual at all. And. Nope. The reason I believe that you should name your children names that are at least in the top 20 most common names. In the, in the, in the year of their birth. Okay. What about Apple? It’s because your kids are destined to do things that will embarrass you and the family. A lot of, you know, when you first have children, you have a secret hope and belief that they will do things to bring your family. Accolades. Accolades, pride, and then you, then you meet them and raise them. Yeah. And then you realize that they are only destined to embarrass you and the family. Ouch. And at that point, you just hope their name is like, John. You know, cause you don’t want them to, you can’t ruin John. There’s been so many bad Johns, and so many good Johns, that you can’t F up John. You know what I mean? You can ruin Lando. ((Laughing)) You can ruin it. You can ruin it. It was going well. Lot of pressure. Lot of pressure. The name lives and dies with your child. My kids, I mean, I mean, I know at least seven Lockes No you don’t. Oh, yeah I do. It’s a very common name. It’s top 20. And I know all kinds of Shepherds. Remember the guy, the anchor? That guy? Didn’t he kind of ruin it? No, he switched. Oh, he did a good thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he went to a different network. Oh. Yeah, yeah, he spells it different. But anyway, so as you can see, my kids can’t screw, my kids can screw up their lives, but they can’t screw up their names. Your kids, on the other hand. So that’s what I’m gonna start telling them, to listen, boy. Not only can you screw up your life, you can also screw up your name. Yeah, right. For anyone else who might want to be named Lando. It’s motivating. It’s motivating. Yep. Now get out there and practice your tennis.