Welcome to Good Mythical More. I have a feeling that the crew is trying to get us into hot water with our families, maybe each other, and we’re gonna, you know what? We’re gonna navigate this successfully. We know how to get through hot waters. And this is going to make our relationship stronger as Stevie presents us with would you rather scenarios that we have to carry out for the rest of the year. But first, we gotta give our quarterly report on our new business that we’re operating. Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wigs! ((Laughing)) We hereby call to order the quarterly meeting of Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wigs. Wow, you got it, you got all of them! And. That’s really the hardest part about Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wigs! We’re gliggedy, gliggedy, gliggedy, gliggedy, gliggedy glad to report that Profity, profity, profity, profity, profities are? Down. Oh. I’m sorry, I don’t, I’m just, and it really, it’s all about the packaging. You know, we did not realize that we had to pay per letter. ((Laughing)) Oh. For all of the graphics. And so, we’re actually thinking about becoming, Crappity, crappity, crappity, crappity, crappity, crap. This is the thing, we’re really experimenting with a new name for the company, which is Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wigs. Yeah, a little shorter. Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wigs. We’re thinking about going with. Wiggedy Wiggedy Wiggedy Wigs. Wiggedy Wiggedy Wigs is what we’re thinking about going with. We think we may eventually be able to work our way down to Wiggedy Wigs. And then, if it really comes down to it, then we could, if we have to. Yep. We’ll just be. You know, subject to the board approval. We could just be – Wiggedy. – Wigs. Nope. ((Laughing)) We’re not in agreement on that. Really, that’s what the holdup is, is we can’t really come to an agreement on that. Right. Because I think we should be Wigs, because that’s what we sell. If we’re just Wiggedy, we could be anything. Wiggedies. We’ll put it to vote. Thanks for trusting us. See you next quarter! Wow. Wouldn’t it be crazy if we actually ran a business? That would be insane. These guys have no business running a business. Yeah, don’t put these guys in charge of anything. – [Stevie] Well, do you want to start with the, you know, previously teased big would you rather question of switching wives or kids for the year? Or do you want to ease into things? Ease. Let’s ease into it. – Ease. – That’s a loaded question. – [Stevie] Would you rather not get a haircut all year? Or, not clip your nails all year? Well, you know what? I trimmed my toenails this morning. Oh, good. You know what? I was gonna say something. ((Laughing)) Yeah, I’m just feeling a little. You seem a little bit lighter. Yeah. Your feet were moving real fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I didn’t know if I had time to do it. But I was like. Did you look at them and they were like, they need to trim? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens to me sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. So, as often as I trim my nails, I think I might be good the rest of the year. No, the rest of the year? I know you wouldn’t. No, you’re right, Rhett. That was hyperbole. Well, obviously the answer for me is super easy. If I let my hair grow, it wouldn’t be that big of a deal. But you would go through quite, quite a few stages. You, like that year that I grew my hair out and boy, I look back at those episodes and I’m like, whoa, a little dough boy that had a little dough boy thing for a while. Like this. There was, yeah, it was just like, yeah. But that was during the pandemic. You really, you really hid a lot of the transition during the pandemic. Yeah. You started it before the pandemic. I did start it before the pandemic and the pandemic really kept it going. Made it easy. You think you’ll ever go back? I’ll never go back to my previous haircut. But. Having really long hair and short nails. I don’t think I’ll have, I don’t think I’ll have long hair forever. This is a, this is a conversation that Jessie and I have. I guess I might be having it with Christy next year when we’re spending the year together. No, it would be the rest of this year. But, in watching, I’m still, I’m still catching up on The Bear. And, his hair is the, like, Jeremy, what’s his name, his, the texture of his hair and the amount of curl is very similar to mine and he has basically the dough boy haircut. Also the chin. And he also has a little bit lack of a chin. A little bit. And, I was talking to Jessie, I was like, you know what, I think if I go short, I think I would do that, like it would be. I can’t picture that. No, I had that for a while and it, there are some times that I got it right, but the problem was is that because it was, I didn’t cut it at all and I was just letting it go, it got into weird shapes, but I think if I got somebody who knows what they’re doing, like Anna, to like shape it, I think it could, it could work. So I’m just saying, it’s not going to happen anytime soon, but it could happen. Are you thinking you’re ever going to go super long? No, but I would have to because I got to trim my nails. That drives me nuts. It drives me nuts. It’s one of the things I do before I travel. – [Stevie] I’ve been with you. More times when you’ve trimmed your, trimmed your nails than when you’ve cut your hair. Me? – [Stevie] Yes. And I’ll include biting your nails into the trimming your nails. I know. Well, I like for you to be there for it. Well, you know, it’s. If you don’t want me to keep calling you in for it, I won’t do it. Let me, let me see, let me see your hands right now. I’m actually, I’m almost due. So, you, there’s certain, there’s different kinds of people. And you are the kind of person I’ve noticed that you don’t like any white to show on the nails at all, right? Like, you usually are just, it’s all pink. Yeah. And I usually have a little strip, see this is more, you wouldn’t let this happen. See that? I got a strip of white. You wouldn’t let that happen, right? It’s too much. I feel like this is kind of the sweet spot though, because I feel like I could grab something. Well, you play guitar. You play guitar. No, actually, you know what causes me to trim my nails? When I’m playing the guitar and my nail keeps getting caught. I actually don’t like my nails to hit the strings because it, that’s not how I learned. Alright. That’s how I’m getting my little wake up call. I used to bite my nails and then my, something about my mouth or my teeth changed and I don’t bite my nails anymore. Your mouth changed? I still bite around my nails. The flesh. Yeah. Sometimes. I don’t like to hear that. But, but yeah, I don’t bite my nails, my proper nails anymore because my anatomy doesn’t let me do it. Oh, you could probably do it if you had to, if you were, you know, stranded. Yeah. You’d figure it out. I won’t call you anymore, Stevie. This one’s easy. That one’s easy. We spent way too much time on something. Give us a hard one. – [Stevie] Would you rather have your eyes closed in every photo you take this year or sweat through your shirt every time you sneeze this year? Okay. Sweat through your shirt? – You have to think about. – I don’t sneeze enough. – [Stevie] Like armpit stain sweat, like visible sweat. Yeah, that’s not a great thing. But you have to think about, if it was just photos of my life, yeah, I’m fine with eyes closed. But we. Cause then you could look back and be like, Oh yeah, that was 2024. Cause your eyes are closed. But it’s not just photos of our lives, Link. It’s merch photos. It’s promo photos. It’s red carpet photos. It’s every thumbnail. Thumbnail. I think what I would do is I would paint, or maybe permanently tattoo. It’s only a year. I would paint eyes on my eyelids. I can look super excited with my eyes closed. I think I can do it for thumbnails. People click on that. ((Laughing)) Cause your mouth is more open? You gotta compensate with other orifices. – [Link] You know what? Chappie, let’s make that. Can this be the thumbnail for this episode? That’s the thumbnail on this episode. Is that. Clicks, clicks, clicks. I think I would go I don’t like to sweat. I would go, I would, I would go with the closed eyes and I would, I would paint. I have the loophole. Next one. – [Stevie] Would you rather switch wives or switch kids for the whole, whole year? I think we’re there now. I think we warmed up. I think I prefer your kids. I don’t want to crap talk your kids. I mean, at this point, it would be switching Lando and Shepherd. Let’s just, let’s just, let’s explore that. Lando is a delight. I mean, I love Shepherd. He’s wonderful. He’s a little bit too much like me when I was like. Yeah. Shepherd is a teen dude, 20, 15 year old, whatever he is. He’s a handful. He’s hard to get up. He’s hard to get out of the house. It’s hard to get him to do stuff. He’s, you know, his room smells. Lando is a delightful, talented young man. I mean, I can’t take credit for it, but he’s one of the best people I know. You do something for Lando, he expresses appreciation, he’s a little artist. He’s thoughtful. In fact, completely outside of this, if you would like to switch our last two children, I’d be up for it. You know what he does now? What? He cooks for us. See, exactly. He cooks. Yeah. And I’m not talking about just like a grilled cheese. The dude is making like, like, I don’t know, like shrimp fried rice in a wok, and he’s making udon noodles. He’s really into Asian cuisine, and he’s making all types of stuff. Like, the mushrooms this guy employs in his culinary delights are just, it just keeps me guessing. I will say, I’m a little suspicious of him. Cause I feel like he may be working up to do something real bad. Right. Like for Russia? Yeah, he might be working for somebody else. He might be overdoing it, is what I’m saying. You know what I mean? Yeah, he’s. He’s overcompensating for how much he’s gonna ruin your life later. Oh. But, you know, I don’t. He’s the best. I’ll take him right now. He’s the best. You know, your wife seems great. Yeah, yeah. As yours. As yours. Yeah, right. We both seem to have great wives. But I think that we both agree that we’re better matches for our wives than for each other’s wives. Totally. – Yeah. – Totally. Like, I mean, you and Christy don’t clash. Me and Jessie, we kind, we clash like in a brother sister kind of way. And it’s, it, you know, we’ve learned to make it a. What’s your take on that? A playful, I think we’ve learned to make it a playful part of our relationship. Very playful. So it’s not tension, usually. Sometimes. But yeah, she couldn’t be married to me. And I couldn’t be married to her. Oh, okay. I’m glad it goes both ways. But I think you and Christy would do okay. But just okay. – [Rhett] Yeah, just okay. I mean, there’s a whole podcast here. Right, yeah. So. I’m pretty easy to get along with. I don’t want to throw Shepherd under the bus, but like, this is a tough decision for me. It seems like I’m the one who’s got it made all the way around. ((Laughing)) I mean, we both are good in the wife category, but like. I want to be clear. I mean, I love the boy. ((Laughing)) And, he’s wonderful and I expect great things of him. I love him as a nephew, who I see occasionally. But he is a, he is a teen. He is a, he is a typical teen boy. And Lando’s not. He’s not typical. We have two more, and they do come home a lot. And they have a lot of demands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think. And they leave a, I’m not going to name names, but one of them leaves a wake of devastation in her, their, path. ((Laughing)) I was going to say, if we had to switch Lily and Locke, I feel like it would be a little tit for tat. But I’ll take Lincoln. Oh yeah, Lincoln’s great too. He doesn’t seem to complain about anything. You know, he also doesn’t seem like he’s gonna do anything for me. I think the wife swap would lead to a lot of personal growth for both of us. But more for you. Uh, no, uh, there’s some things Christy hasn’t told you. Yeah. Yeah. Christy and I get along, we have very similar tastes. You both like olives. We’re both like olives, we could just sit around and eat olives every day. Right, I mean there’s like this baseline of happiness that you would definitely have together. Yeah. Like, olives and cheese. Like. I can’t think of, I mean, I can’t think of anybody that I don’t, like, that I don’t, I can get along with pretty much anybody and Christy is easy to get along with already. You know what I’m saying? So, I don’t think this is going to be much of a challenge for me. I think it could be a challenge for, for my wife. You guys be eating your olives, just watching me and Jessie just try to survive each other. Like, like a Michael Jackson meme. Okay, so that’s our answer. For personal growth reasons, I guess mostly in my category, and because I’m not giving up the, negotiating power of Lando. Your chef son. Right, right. We’re swapping wives. Oh, really? We are? – [Stevie] You each get to make your own. Oh, I’m swapping children. – [Stevie] Yeah. Well, how does that work? I don’t know. – [Stevie] None of this is actually going to happen. Oh, okay. No, we’ve decided. I think that’s all it requires. – [Stevie] That actually would be, yeah, that would be a good YouTube channel. If we did decide for the rest of 2024 you were swapping wives. Anyway, would you rather only listen to one song all year, or only watch one episode of television all year? Easy for me. Like, I basically, I could go television free today. Easy. This is so simple for me. Like, I’m shocked at how little need I have for television, or movies. Like, I’m just in a, and it’s really happened over the past couple of years. I’ve replaced a lot of it with music. It’s when your mouth changed and you quit biting your nails. Right, right. I’m not getting that keratin. You couldn’t hold your mouth right and watch TV. What would you choose? I don’t watch much television at all. I watch, now, I do watch a lot of internet content. I still do watch movies. – [Stevie] I think it has to, I think we’re talking broadly here. We’re talking anything in the broad television category. Oh yeah, I don’t wanna, I also, I listen to a lot of music, but I listen to a lot of books and podcasts. Yeah you do. And I don’t wanna stop that. Like, that’s my jam. And also jams, like actual music. If it was, if it was an hour to hour, if it was a time comparison, listening versus watching, it would be like 80 percent listening, 20 percent watching. – [Link] Oh. Easy. No, but you have to go 100%, but it’s fine. – [Rhett] Oh, it’s easy. Because here’s what’s gonna happen. When I, when I have my like clandestine meetings with Christy, I can tell her all about music and then she can tell you and she gets in bed that night and eats olives. We’re not eating olives in bed. Well. I’ll tell you what you are doing. Sleeping. Okay, alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s it. That’s all we’re doing. Yeah, just sleeping. That’s all you’re doing too. Well, we gotta base our relationship on something. Yeah, yeah. Sleeping together. But just sleeping. Next. ((Laughing)) Question. Christy’s gonna tell you about music. And then Jessie’s gonna tell me about shows. I want music. Oh, you chose music? Yeah. Don’t choose music. I can give you, I can tell you about music. Hold on, no no. It isn’t you get one and I get one. I’m just saying it would make it clean. Being told about music is a lot different. ((Laughing)) Like, I’d rather be told about a TV show. Like, you can tell me. Now that’s a would you rather for the ages. You can tell me about a whole TV show. And then you’re just like, if you’re good at it, then I’m just listening to a story. But telling somebody about music? Yes. That’s B.S., man. Well, I know. You’re the one telling me about shows. I’m not telling you anything! I’m just watching one episode of something. That’s the real question. What would you watch? I’m sleeping with your wife and I’m having sex with mine. You got. Not at my house. We’ll dig a tunnel between our houses. ((Laughing)) You won’t know about it. It’s quite a tunnel. Okay, next. With my fingernails. – [Stevie] Wait. Wait, hold on. He said he was gonna sleep with your wife and you said not in my house? No, he said he was gonna sleep with my wife and have sex with his. – [Stevie] Oh, oh, oh. And I said not in my house. – [Stevie] Yeah. And I said in the tunnel. In the tunnel. ((Laughing)) It’s a sex tunnel. This is what, if you, if you. There’s music constantly playing by the way. Stevie, if you elected to not watch Good Mythical More and just have us tell you about it, this is what it would be like. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] And then he said. That’s a whole other channel. Somebody talking, just talking about Good Mythical More? It’s one layer removed. More. Yeah. Yeah. ((Music)) – [Link] We are finally releasing a cookbook featuring fan favorite dishes from GMM and Mythical Kitchen, plus totally new original recipes. Preorder now at Mythical.com/cookbook