Welcome to Good Mythical More. We put out a call for Mythical Beasts to submit photos and some information about themselves. We’ve chosen a handful of the thousands of submissions in order to see how we can assess. How well do we know you just based on some things that you tell us? You. Let’s list them all first though. Things you’d find in the checkout line at a grocery store. People Magazine. Candy bars. Gum. Mints. Matches. Is there a contention for that? I’ve never seen matches. Yeah, they’re right next to the lighters. Ring Pops. Air fresheners. The, like the, special edition of magazines that’s just about a person, like Princess Diana. Oh, we’re gonna go all magazines now? Okay. You know, like a hunting magazine. No, but I said a special magazine, not, okay, Us Weekly. Popular Mechanics. Popular Mechanics is not. It depends on what part of the country you’re in. If you’re in Boston, okay, I’m out. I would say maybe a Band-Aid in a cute little container. Oh, you were just about to lose. What else do we miss? – [Stevie] After Ring Pops, we let slide, but. I definitely see Ring Pops. – [Stevie] Okay. How about a little fridge with the beverages? No one said that. Oh, dang. – [Stevie] That’s a good little beverage fridge. Do you know something about. Oh, yeah. You know Office Depot is dying, right? Is it? It is. I think it’s Office Depot. We should go visit it. No, I recently, it was one of those situations where I needed something like a pen or something. I needed something that I had to have and I couldn’t get it from Amazon. Because I didn’t want to wait a day. Honestly, I don’t remember what it was. It was some sort of like paper or pen or, oh, it was sticky putty stuff to like put posters on a wall. Okay, alright, that’s honest. And I was like, oh, I bet you they got that at Office Depot. I went in there, first of all, sad place. Big sad place, right? But. They’re still like selling printers and stuff? Oh, yeah. The checkout line. They have so many things in the checkout line, like, you feel like it’s way more than the grocery store. Food. All kinds of food. Gummy bears, and all kinds of candy, and. They do the same thing at a. It’s nuts! – [Stevie] You don’t wanna, you don’t wanna get that stuff though. You don’t wanna get it. Why? It’s old? – [Stevie] Because no one, yeah. It’s old. Because it’s the Office Depot. Ace Hardware brings the candy hard. Oh, they do it too. They do it too. They’re really, they’re really aggressive on the candy aisle at the, at the exit. Alright, let’s see the first Mythical Beast. – [Stevie] Yeah, so I’m just gonna show you the photos. Carmen. And then, then I’m gonna ask you a number of questions. Carmen. – [Link] Carmen, I love your style. – [Stevie] What’s her name? – [Rhett] Carmen. – [Stevie] No. – [Link] Ange, short for Andrea. It does start with a vowel though. – [Stevie] Yeah. Right. Eloise. Avalon. – [Stevie] You know what, you’re kind of in the right territory. Evelyn. – [Stevie] No. It is an E though? – [Stevie] No. It’s an A. No. It’s a U. No. It’s an O. Yep. Olivia. – [Stevie] Hey! Hey, look at that. – [Stevie] This is Olivia. How quickly we got Olivia. – [Stevie] What, what car does Olivia drive? Olivia drives a. – [Rhett] Civic. – [Link] A hybrid Kia. – [Stevie] No. A hatchback Nissan. – [Stevie] I got to Google what kind of car this is. Oh, okay, so you don’t know if it’s a hatchback. What kind of shirt is that? I’m trying to figure that out. Is it, it’s a band shirt? Or is it an artsy shirt? It’s a head on a plate, is what it looks like. Oh yeah, it is. So it’s, she’s got a dark sense of music. I think that she drives a Scion like we used to. – [Stevie] It’s a Hyundai Elantra is the answer to that one, but you moved on to the music area and Olivia is in a band. What’s her role? What’s her role? Water boy. Drummer, drummer, drummer. – [Link] Nope. – [Rhett] Bassist. – [Link] I think that she is the, well there’s no eye contact, but there’s no one else in the photo, so I’m going with lead singer. – [Stevie] Mm hmm. What kind of, what’s the genre? Spanish metal. It is a genre. Well, the genre has gotten so complex now. Pop punk. – [Stevie] No. Purple emo. – [Stevie] What is that? Did you just make that up? It’s like a rock, like a, like a rock genre. – [Stevie] It is a rock genre. Okay. I mean, classic rock cover band. Prince. They cover Prince. It’s like a, it’s kind of on the bluesy side of rock though. – [Stevie] Indie rock slash alternative. Indie rock. Okay. Indie rock alternative. We should, that should have been obvious. All right. Thank you, Olivia. Let’s see another Mythical Beast. Olivia, keep going. Sam. – [Link] All right. So we’ve got. First of all, these glasses are reminiscent of my glasses, but I like these glasses better. – [Stevie] He does have a one syllable name. – [Rhett] Rick? Not Rick. – [Stevie] It does, it does end in, C-K. Is it stick? – [Stevie] Stick, yes. This is stick. – Hack? – Dick. – [Stevie] Hack? Well, I was thinking. Mac! – [Stevie] It rhymes with hack and Mac. Track. – [Stevie] It’s, but it is a name. It’s a name that people have. Zack! Nope. Back. Crack, crack. Whack. Butt crack. Yack. Whack. Tack. Pack. Mac. – Knack. – Shack. Lack. Jack. – [Stevie] There we go. – [Link] That was fun. – [Stevie] Track? There’s a lot of ack names, man. – Jack. – Jack. – [Stevie] What’s a common thing that people do that Jack can’t do? Okay. Read. ((Laughing)) Those glasses are for nothing. I mean, you still need to see with glasses. A common thing that people can do that Jack can’t do? Okay. – [Stevie] But he admits that he hasn’t actually tried. He can’t roll his R’s. Silently judge people. He can’t, he can’t rub his belly and pat his head at the same time. Unapologetically leave a party early. He can’t balance. – [Stevie] It’s a, it’s a skill. I mean. He can’t juggle. He can’t juggle. – [Stevie] No. Whistle. Blow a bubble. – [Stevie] Read is actually the closest, in a way, to this thing. This is something that you do every day to. Drive a car. – [Stevie] There we go. Yeah. – [Link] Jack can’t drive a car. – [Rhett] Well, you know what, Jack, you probably could. – [ Link] If you had to. – [Rhett] You want us to arrange that? You want us to get an instructor? I’ll teach you. Let’s do it. – [Stevie] Let’s meet another Mythical Beast. – [Link] Alright. – [Rhett] Sarah. – [Stevie] What? Am I right? – [Stevie] Yes! Hey! Yeah! I’ve got the gift! Yeah, yeah. Just looks like a Sarah. He knows a Sarah when he sees a Sarah. Just looks like a Sarah. – [Link] Alright, keep going Rhett. – [Stevie] What? – [Rhett] Sarah drives. – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s not the question about. – [Rhett] A Volkswagen Beetle. – [Stevie] Yeah, well, yeah. What? Shut up. No, no, you’re lying. – [Stevie] I don’t know if it’s a Beetle, but it’s a Volkswagen. A Volkswagen Let’s keep going, wait, hold on, let’s keep going. Hold on, do you know what model it is? – [Stevie] No, I know what color it is. Yellow. – [Stevie] No. – Blue. – No – Red. – No. Black, white. – [Stevie] Yeah. A white Volkswagen. – [Stevie] But what’s Sarah’s favorite color? – [Link] Lavender. – [Stevie] No. – [Rhett] Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me just look. I got Sarah from just looking at her eyes. Her favorite color is blue. – [Stevie] Yeah. Okay. What else do we know? – [Stevie] And what sport did she play in college? Oh, college. – Softball. – Volleyball. – [Stevie] No. Oh. Soccer. – [Stevie] No. No. ((Laughing)) Basketball. – [Stevie] No. – [Rhett] Field hockey. – [Stevie] There you go. – [Rhett] Okay, alright. – [Link] Field hockey? Field hockey. I mean you still got that pretty good. It’s 5 sports in and we got a field hockey. Sarah Volkswagen, come on, come on! – [Stevie] That’s pretty good. How about him? – [Link] Well, he’s high. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] He’s what? – [Rhett] You mean, in the air. – He’s hot? – He’s high. – [Rhett] He’s high in the air. He’s high in the air. And his glasses are high on his head. – [Stevie] High, okay. George. George. – [Stevie] No. Rufus. Stinky. ((Laughing)) Stinky. – [Stevie] It’s a biblical name. You’re good at that. – [Link] John the Baptist. – [Rhett] Noah. – [Rhett] Adam. – [Link] Enoch. – [Rhett] Jesus. This is. Lucifer. ((Laughing)) Methuselah. Beelzebub, Beelzebub. ((Laughing)) Call him B for short. Oh man. Having fun today! What? Moses. – [Stevie] Okay, close. In that, in that. In the Old Testament, yeah. In that era? You know, Old Testament. Esau. Solomon. – [Stevie] It’s a more common name. Jacob. – [Stevie] You’re on the right track. It’s a more common name. Delilah. David. – [Stevie] Starts with an I. Isaiah. – [Stevie] It’s a more common name. Ingrid. – Ian. – Ishmael. ((Laughing)) It’s biblical, you said. It starts with an I. Watch out now. I mean, we know the biblical names. There’s not any more I names that I know of. – [Stevie] In fact, the first part of it is I. That’s how you say the name. Isaac. Isaac. – [Stevie] Isaac. There we go. Isaac. Isaac. Good ol’ Isaac. – [Rhett] Isaac. – [Stevie] What’s Isaac’s favorite animal? Penguin. – [Stevie] No. Panda. – [Stevie] No. Tiger. Monkey. ((Laughing)) Giraffe. Vole. – [Stevie] Okay, closer on that one. Rat. Bunny. – [Stevie] There we go. Hamster. – [Stevie] Rabbits. Rabbits. – [Link] Rabbits. Rabbits, favorite animal is rabbit. – [Stevie] How about another? – [Rhett] Lauren. – [Stevie] That’s a good guess. – [Link] That is a good guess. – [Stevie] But no. Her name is Janelle. Boy, if that was right. I’d quit. ((Laughing)) Jenny? – [Stevie] No. – Julie. – Amanda. Jackie. – [Stevie] No, no. It starts with a consonant. It starts with an R. It starts with two consonants. It starts with a double R. – [Stevie] No. Regina. Rihanna. Starts with a T? Taylor. – [Stevie] No. Starts with a X. – [Link] Betty. – [Rhett] Xylophone-ena. – [Stevie] Starts with an M. Melissa. Megan. What did you say, Link? Magdalene. Martha. Maggie. – [Stevie] There we go. – [Rhett] Maggie. – [Link] Maggie. – [Rhett] Oh, Maggie. – [Link] Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. – [Stevie] What is, what does, Maggie do? What’s Maggie’s profession? Maggie is a sign painter. She is a phlebotomist. Maggie is a full-time student. No, she is a, she works in the medical profession. She’s a receptionist. – [Stevie] No. She’s a race car driver. She’s a. She is a. I think she’s a. She’s an X-ray attendant. – [Stevie] She’s not in the medical field. She’s not in the medical field. She is a construction supervisor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She’s a foreman. She, she makes toothpicks out, for on Etsy. She makes toothpicks. She doesn’t make things out of toothpicks. She just takes wood and shaves it into toothpicks. Handmade toothpicks. She’s a toothpick shaver. She makes, she crafts something. She’s a shaman. She’s a doula. She’s a death doula. She is an immigration specialist. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. – [Crew Member] She works for ICE, that’s right. Oh God. She, she, she, uh, she works for the Department of Transportation. And, she holds the slow and stop sign. She is a social media manager for a YouTuber. Oh, that sounds good. That’s a good guess. She works at the K&W cafeteria. – [Link] She’s a horse. – [Rhett] There’s a lot of jobs out there you could have. – [Link] She’s a horse brusher. – [Rhett] You know that? There’s a lot of different jobs you can have. For now, until AI takes them all. She’s an opinion article writer. She’s an SEO slickster. – [Stevie] She works somewhere that’s normally very quiet. Library. Mm Hmm. – [Rhett] And. ((Laughing)) She’s a librarian. All right, let’s meet someone else. She’s a librarian. She is. – [Rhett] Kurt! – [Link] Fun guy, Reggie. Breanne is all over his shirt. – [Rhett] This guy’s a lot of fun. Phil, oh, Phil. Phil, you think you’re a lot of fun. Well, you are. Tommy. Stack. – [Stevie] You know, I didn’t, I didn’t see, I didn’t see this name coming, honestly, like the. I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t, yeah. Jasmine. Didn’t see, Didn’t see Jasmine coming. Definitely didn’t see it coming. Yeah. Harry. – [Link] Charles. – [Stevie] It starts with a B. – [Rhett] Bobo. – [Link] Bobo. ((Laughing)) Bobo. Brick. Bob. Backscratcher. – [Stevie] Yeah, I just, there’s no way. His name is Bailey. Bailey. – [Link] Bailey? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] Bailey’s a barrel of fun. Bailey and Breanne, apparently. – [Stevie] What car does he drive? What car does he drive? Public transportation. A bird scooter. Two of them though. Subaru. He’s on two of them like a car. So that he can steer. It’s like a chariot. He moves his legs apart. In and out. So, that’s the answer, right? – [Stevie] Close. Maybe he drives a backhoe. – [Stevie] Yeah, 2018 Chevy Silverado. 3500 Duramax. I don’t know what that means. Hold on! This dude drives a 3500 Duramax? – [Stevie] What does that mean? It means a big, big truck. – [Stevie] Big, big. Big, big, Bailey truck. Alright, he’s subverting all expectations. – [Stevie] Okay, how about one more? – [Rhett] Oh, Steve. – [Link] Okay. College student. Chris. – [Rhett] Ben. – [Stevie] You’re in the right territory. But, but. Lucas. – [Stevie] He, he takes a single syllable. It makes it. – [Stevie] A popular name and then makes it cute. Ricky. Ronnie. Ricky. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, you’re on the right track. Bobby. – [Stevie] Okay, not Bobby, but. Robbie. Billy. Stobby. Dobby. – [Stevie] Okay. What’s the most, one of the most popular? Johnny. – [Stevie] Okay. – [Link] Johnny. Johnny. – [Stevie] Johnny. – [Rhett] Johnny. – [Stevie] Johnny. – Johnny! – Johnny! – [Stevie] What superlative was Johnny given in high school? Best personality. Happiest, friendliest. – [Stevie] You’re, you’re all over it. Congeniality. – [Link] Most popular. – [Stevie] Best. – [Link] Popular. Smile. – [Stevie] Best popular. Best smile. Yeah. Best. Best smile. – [Stevie] It’s best smile. Best smile. Oh, best smile? – [Stevie] Yeah. Most resilient. Most impervious to criticism. – [Stevie] Best smile! Johnny. Best smile. Smiling Johnny. ((Music)) What does he drive? A hard bargain. ((Laughing))