Ah, welcome to Good Mythical More. To kick things off, we accidentally got a really expensive bottle of sparkling water. How do you accidentally do that? Well, I think the team thought it might be still, but then this is the world’s most magnesium rich natural mineral water. Oh, magnesium. I’m gonna try this. Put you to sleep. $30 bottle of mineral water, and then we’re gonna do something that I forgot. Let’s see if I can remember. We’re gonna guess mystery things. We’re gonna guess. What does that mean? Guess mystery? We’re gonna drink bottles of mystery. – [Stevie] No, no, you’re just gonna, you’re gonna touch it, and look at it, and shake it, but not look at it, cause you’ll be blindfolded. Oh. We’re gonna touch mystery bottles. We’re gonna handle, we’re gonna. And guess what’s inside. Using the power of intuition. Okay. But first, freeze frame. ((Dramatic Music)) What do they do with that? What do they say about us? We’ll never know. Something embarrassing, hopefully. Alright. I will don the blindfold first, if you want me to. Oh, yes, okay. I see how this is going to work. We’ll do a round like that and then we’ll drink this expensive mineral water. How’s that? I think that sounds like a great plan. Does it sound like a great plan? Okay. The bottle is in front of you. Okay, so. Don’t open it! It’s got, what kind of top does this thing have on it? – [Rhett] Don’t open it. So it’s, I think it might be. You’re gonna get this. Baby oil because I’ve, it definitely feels like. Now what makes you think that? Because whenever I’m holding baby oil and like slathering it on myself or other people on the beach, who ask. The beach? This is what it feels like. ((Laughing)) You know, when you want to get a, when you really want to get a big suntan. You slather this on you at the beach. So your answer is baby oil. Take a gander. I think you’re right. Yes, I am right. It’s, it’s a signature. So you’ve got, you got this at the house, huh? What do you actually use baby oil for besides just kind of cooking your body in the sun? I think if you’ve got a water bed and you take all the sheets off. – [Link] Yeah. And then you take all your clothes off. – [Link] Yeah. And then your significant other takes all their clothes off. And you take one of these, and you just. And that’s your afternoon. You just trying to stay on the bed? Yeah, it’s called try to stay in the bed. ((Laughing)) I mean, that sounds virtually impossible. Yep. Are you impressed, dude? I mean. It makes me a little suspicious, actually. How quickly you were able to recognize baby oil. I don’t know what you’ve been doing. Like, I don’t know what your baby oil routine is. I’ll tell you this. I don’t have a waterbed. I don’t have a waterbed. It says, locks in up to ten times more moisture. – [Stevie] It’s a moisturizer. It’s like when you get out of the shower. You know. After you’ve squeegeed yourself off. But then you get a little bit greasy, don’t you? Grasp in front of you. There is a bottle. All right. You gotta be quick. You gotta be quick. What are you deducing? Okay. It’s a glass bottle and it has, a top. – [Link] Don’t open it. This, oh, oh, okay. So it’s got some sort of substance in it. That’s not just liquid. It has pickled onions. Alright, take a look. Whoa! Olives! Now, they don’t just sell this like this, do they? – [Lucas] No, I made that. You made it. You made that. Are they safe? – [Lucas] Yeah. Oh, it smells so good. Well, I drank half a glass of tap water before they told me that wasn’t safe. Do you have a fork? Just stick your long finger down there. Oh, man. Here’s a fork, I have one. I wish I could make you love that smell because I would love to see the look on your face if you liked it. Let me smell it and then I’ll show you the look that will be on my face. It’s just, there’s nothing like it. There’s nothing that smells like it. It’s so unique! Yeah, it’s not, it’s not like food, dude. It is the, it’s the food of the gods. Now that we’ve broken the source, broken the source. We’ve broken the seal on, this game. Let’s, let’s try some of this $32 sparkling water. I think me and Jessie could, incorporate this into our water bed game. Just give us a bottle of olives. She likes olives? Not as much as me. Roitschocrene The world’s most magnesium-rich natural mineral water since 19. Since 1647. Beneficial qualities of the world’s most magnesium rich water, springing from the depths of Rogaska, Slatina which is in Slovenia. Has been known for centuries, enjoyed by kings and queens, ROI R-O-I, offers a perfect pairing to your rich lifestyle. Okay. Okay. – [Link] I’m pouring it hard for you so you can get some. – [Rhett] Look at that. – [Link] I’m only gonna give you that much if you don’t like it. Got to wash the olive juice out. Let’s try this. Ooh, did you sniff it? Ooh, that was a strong, Oh! That tastes like, tastes like my pool filter smells. Wow. Do you know what I’m saying? It is, yeah, it’s almost like you’re drinking a chemical, but not like, it’s like you’re drinking an element. Like magnesium. – [Rhett] Yeah. Pure magnesium in water. – [Rhett] You know, for those of you out there who suffer from restless leg syndrome like yours truly. Wow. I have found that I’ve almost completely eliminated it by just supplementing with magnesium. Because I saw somebody on TikTok. This’ll do it right now. And so now I’m thinking, maybe, because that’s not expensive enough, I’ll just start drinking this every night. You know what it tastes exactly like, and feels exactly like? An Alka-Seltzer. An Alka-Seltzer. I mean, it tastes like Alka-Seltzer. It does, it tastes like an Alka-Seltzer has been dissolved in water. Maybe that’s what they do. But anyway, it’ll help your restless legs. Gosh, that’s all, I mean. I don’t suffer from it anymore. ROI I would, I would not say this is a. I’m not gonna drink anymore. A good return on investment. No. ((Applause)) Stick with the Alka-Seltzer. It’s interesting though, maybe, maybe I do. Alright, Link. Bottle up! Alright, I got baby oil. I didn’t even shake it. Oh, this one’s light. This one’s got some sort of a, it’s got a decorative top. Is the, is the top, it’s like a, there’s a string. And there’s a chain. Is there a chain? No, there’s a. ((Belch)) Excuse me, that was magnesium. Just coming right up. So a string, what is this? This is? – [Rhett] You hear, something? You hear something? Now I’m ready to, I don’t hear much. There’s a little something in there. So, I don’t think there’s anything in here. – [Rhett] There’s something in there. That little thing? No. So this is a This is a bottle, this is, are you giving me a hint? It’s not the little thing? I think it came off of a bigger thing. Some people might say. Oh, there’s a ship. There’s a ship in here. This is a ship in a bottle. Okay, see if you were right. Ha! See, look at me. I have a gift. You have a gift. So, a little piece of it came. What is? What is all the black tape there? – [Lucas] The bottle broke. What? – [Lucas] The bottle broke. The bottle broke. The bottle broke. – [Lucas] The bottle broke. – [Crew Member] I’m guessing that’s how you put the ship in there. You break it? Yeah, I always wondered how they got them in there. I guess you just break it. That’s what you did? – [Lucas] It’s the fastest way. So the bottle broke as the intentional means to insert the. – [Lucas] To get a big ol’ ship in there. Why are you, why are you so gruff? Your voice is real gruff. – [Lucas] I cut my hand up a bunch. It just hurt. Oh, oh, oh, you’re in a bad way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] We spent all of the money on the expensive water for the main episode, so we couldn’t afford to get a big ol’ ship in a bottle. I have to say, I’m two for two. I’m feeling great, Lucas. – [Lucas] You’re doing great. Thank you. Alright, Rhett, hold your hands out. Here comes your bottle. Okay. What have you learned already? It’s the same type of bottle that my olives are in. Okay, yes. So, what’s in this bottle? Oh. A sediment. ((Laughing)) – [Link] You sediment man. Man, if we, if we’d have won, we’d have been doing this dance. You’d have been loving it. Now he’s doing that dance. So, well, tell me what. Sand! Sand? That’s a horrible guess. Like sand would be moving like crazy in there. There’s, I mean, light sand. I’ll give you a hint. It’s almost full of it. Oh, feathers. It’s a better guess, but you just don’t have it, man. Let’s see. Let’s see it. Show it to yourself. Oh. Uninflated balloons, everyone. Alright, let me go, because. It’s pretty nice. Now, now the pressure’s on. It’s a pretty nice thing. I’ll take this home, too. Alright, see, now I have, I think, what is the same type of. Maybe, yeah. Oh. Oh, this one has a delay to it. Like when I. Is it, it’s, there’s rolling happening in here. ((Air Escaping Balloon)) Is it coming from your bottle? Yeah, this is kind of a nice, stop. ((Laughing)) This is a nice, there’s a nice little pitch and yaw to this. ((Air Escaping Balloon)) ((Air Escaping Balloon)) It’s, it’s circular, stop it! ((Laughing)) It’s coming from your. ((Air Escaping Balloon)) It’s so, Stop! ((Laughing)) ((Air Escaping Balloon)) I’m, identifying what’s in this bottle over here. ((Air Escaping Balloon)) It’s my job. ((Air Escaping Balloon)) Are you done? That was just one. I think. You can get this. You can get it. It’s a soft, it feels rubbery. Like there’s something rubbery in there. But not like rubber bands. More like rubber balls. But they’re small in size. Do you need hints? Yeah, give me a little hint. Rubbery balls is a way that someone who had never seen these things may describe them. So, I’m on the right track. Rubbery balls are how. It is the rubberiest ballish, balliest, rubbery balliest of this type of thing that it is. Or one of the more rubbery bally things. I don’t, I don’t know what you’re, I don’t know what you’re saying. It’s not rubber balls, but it’s rubbery. It’s the most rubbery ball version of the thing that it is? Yeah. I mean it’s. That doesn’t really help me. If you were dividing the thing that it is the, like the family that this thing is from, you were dividing it up into different things. You would put this in the rubbery bally bin. If there was such a place. You’re not helping me, go back to just eking. air out of a balloon. I’m going to go with, that’s not a good hint, dude. You didn’t help me at all. – [Crew Member] Did you smell it? Yeah, I would think you could smell it. If you could open it up, you’d know it immediately. What’s rubber balls that smell? It’s a new version of a thing that it was. That’s a different thing and you call it a different thing. It starts as something, and if you were to take all of the things that this was, they wouldn’t fit in that bottle, not for a second. You might be able to get seven in there, but you probably got, I don’t know, 275 in there now. What? Like pieces of shells. Yeah, pieces of shells. No, just rubbery. It’s rubbery, and it started so much bigger. And now, they all got small. It’s, it’s shards from a tire. I give up. In its entirety it got smaller. Without doing anything to cut it up, they’re just leaving it somewhere. Oh, it dried up. These are dried, blueberries. What gets way smaller? What gets way smaller when it’s dried? What gets, what gets way smaller when it’s dry? And people still, still love it. Some people may like it more. You like it when it’s dried. I’m giving lots of hints now. Apricot? Smaller. Bigger or smaller? Smaller. Smaller? What do you mean? Smaller after it’s dried? Smaller after it’s dried. Raisins! Yay! Ah, dang. That’s ugly looking. So many. Okay, now it’s your turn. You knocked me off my horse. Alright. Okay. Oh. Oh. What do you hear? Oh. It’s liquid, but something big in it. ((Laughing)) Oh man, is it just a big wet thing? Is it one big pickle? I can see how you might think that, but no, it’s not one big pickle. It doesn’t feel like many things. Meaning? It feels like one thing. It feels like one thing with liquid around it. You’re, the first half is right. It’s one thing. Oh, it’s just a thing that’s a little bit wet, though. Mm hmm. You’re making me uncomfortable. ((Laughing)) You don’t like this noise? If I continued to shake this, would it turn to butter? – [Link] Nope. I don’t know if it would turn into anything. Would I like it if I opened it? Yeah. More hints. Some people might be afraid of it, but those people are weird. Jell-O. Jell-O. Was that too good of a hint? Open. Yeah, let me. Yeah. Some people are afraid of Jell-O. Oh yeah. Let me go under, I want, I want, I want something that feels that good. Oh, good luck with this. Good luck with this. Oh, there is something. These are cool bottles. It’s, I can’t tell if anything’s moving. Is anything moving? Yeah, but it’s coming, oh boy, this is gonna be hard. It’s gonna be hard. Is it slow? Is it like, waiting for it to show up? – [Rhett] It’s the structure and weight of the thing that it is that makes it almost impossible to guess. But that might be the very reason that it becomes easy to guess, if you really think about it. It’s a bottle inside of a bottle. Nope. I mean, it moves just a little. Moves just a little. Something in there is moving just a little. Just a little though. I think, I think it’s, is it a fabric? I think it’s a stuffed, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t do that. Turn it upside down. ((Air Escaping Balloon)) And then when I have. Turn it, turn it. ((Air Escaping Balloon)) We’re like the Smothers Brothers. Oh, we’re gonna give you, we’re gonna give you another one. What? Because we want you to have a better chance. Won’t I, what? So? What was this one? We’ll tell you later. ((Laughing)) Oh, okay. Well, this is easy. What is it? This feels like marbles. Nope. Nope. Different shape. Squares? – [Rhett] Nope. It’s a shape all its own. Huh, really? Is it jewelry? Of some sort? No, but there’s probably like a place outside of Joshua Tree where you can get some jewelry made out of this. Oh, is it, it’s too heavy to be bones. Is it bones? It’s teeth. Nope. Is, is it from, is it human remains of any type? Nope. Animal remains. Let’s just put it this way. If I was building something and you walked up and you had this bottle, I would be like, you’re the man I’m looking for. Okay, so it’s a building material. Is it nails? It’s nails. Now that is actually fun to look at. Yeah, we might have to sell that. Look at that. ((Laughing)) Bottle of nails. Look at that. And then what was the thing that I wasn’t able to get? Hair. See, I was picturing like handkerchiefs. Yep. Get that stuff down in there. I feel like the only good that came out of this is Rhett got to eat an olive. 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