Welcome to Good Mythical More, where we learn about Mythical Crew members dating icks. I love it. Dating icks. Things you shouldn’t do when dating Mythical Crew. Right. We gotta match them up. These are the showstoppers. Okay. But first we gotta list them all. Ways the world could end. Big explosion. “Bigic”. “Bigic”. I was like, what’s a bigic? It will, it’s just gonna melt, man. Okay, the sun, expanding into the earth and consuming it. A laser from, the mouse, the Brain. I think he was trying to do that. Oh, from Pinky and the Brain. Yeah. Just of slow death of the universe that eventually all energy just dissipates to zero. Just water levels rising. Just a Waterworld scenario. Deep, deep, collective embarrassment. Right. I think you’re right. Hey! Deep collective embarrassment. Let’s bring in the ladies! We’ve got Emily, we’ve got Tally, we’ve got Nicole, and we’ve got Lisa! And they’re, you’re not all on the market. Lisa, you’re married. Are you dating too? No, but I still would be like, disturbed. You used to date. Sure. That’s how I got to where I am. Well, in that commercial, you’re in a throuple. Yeah, yeah. – Oh yeah. – For MishMash. That’s true, that’s true, that’s true. Is that, but, but that’s. What? You guys are dating. Nah, she’s. I’m in a relationship. She’s in a relationship with a guy who went to my high school in Nashville. Whoa, okay, hold on. Isn’t that crazy? Did you ever date him? No, he’s much, much younger, so I didn’t know him. He kind of knew your sister, like, kind of. Oh, yeah. Okay. My sister’s very scary. ((Laughing)) Well, do you hear good things about this guy that she’s with? Yeah, he seems really nice. I met him. I tell him, I tell her all good things about him. Oh, okay. Yeah, he seemed very nice. Okay. I’m not doing any of it right now. You’re not, you’re not dating. I’m over it. You’re just icked by the whole thing? Yeah, I need a break. – Okay. – Give me a break. And if you recall, Nicole is the one who said, Sting can get it. Right. Sting in my life. Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Just so we’re all on the right page. Okay. Alright. You know what? Slide up a little bit, Lisa. You’re hiding behind me a little bit. I’m trying to. So this is the first dating ick, eating raw onions. On a burger, on a salad, tacos, whatever, I’m not kissing or getting near them, it’s rude. Breath mints, gum, and brushing your teeth don’t do anything. It actually makes it worse. Makes it worse? According to this person. Is it true that, like, as long as you’re both, you know, partaking in the same thing, that helps, right? Like, if you’re both eating the onions or the garlic, doesn’t that kind of level the playing field? You know? But everybody’s mouth stuff does something different to whatever. Exactly. I feel like garlic affects my wife more than it affects me. And I’ve told her that a number of times. ((Laughing)) Okay. And, I don’t know. I’m just, you know. You probably can’t smell your own breath. Yeah. So you don’t know. But here’s the thing. I think it’s actually less about her, and it’s more about me. I’m more sensitive to smells than she is. And so I’m like, I probably got it too. But, I mean, I’m the one who’s complaining. This is an ick of yours, too. I don’t, I just don’t, the garlic breath thing for me, onion breath is, is bad as well, but garlic has some staying power that I feel like is even more than onion. Christy and I, we negotiate and coordinate our garlic intake. Because that, that system has worked for us. Because then, you know, later on you’re like, I can’t tell who’s what. We’re in this together. Okay. And let’s, let’s go for it. That makes sense. This is a, this is. You guys are quiet. Nobody gonna speak up, say anything? You’re, Emily’s making lots of faces. I mean, I agree with this. – This is gross. – She definitely agrees with it. She definitely perked up at that point, but Lisa got strangely quiet. Strangely quiet. Okay. Okay. We’re gonna start, we can shift these around. What’s next? Really bad posture. Oh. His neck was like a turtle out of a shell. Oh my gosh. Oh God. This is a specific anecdote here. I was on a second date. Went to see the movie Nope. Uh oh. When the credits came up, he ran to the bathroom saying he’d meet me outside. I go out to look for him, and there he is standing, turtleneck hump and all. Oh. ((Laughing)) This is harsh. I immediately got the ick and wanted to end this date as quickly as possible. We’re talking like one of these. Oh yeah, I can. He wanted to grab drinks, so I lied about being tired and wanting to go home. He was a nice guy, but the ick was too much. Ouch! Whoa! You have, you have. You’ve given us the ick about your ick. If this is an older gentleman, you’re kind of being, it’s par for the course. – Ageist. – Ageist. It’s ageist. Right, right. Somebody doesn’t like it. I don’t want drinks, but I bet I can balance one right there on the back of your neck. ((Laughing)) I mean. You’re all working good posture right now. Well, now I am. Everybody went. After they said that. Everyone kind of straightened up a little bit. Yeah. Wow. Oh my gosh. Wow. Gosh. I do catch myself a lot like. Oh yeah. Well, you’re, you’re tall. Don’t let that happen. Sting’s got really good posture. He sure does. He’s in shape. He actually, he has weirdly good posture. And like really short sleeves on his t-shirts. Must be the tantrics. That kind of makes sense. Must be. You would think. You would think. But who, and who’s willing to let somebody have it? Like, whoever wrote that was really just letting them have it. Yeah. Still upset about it. Well, maybe they don’t tell them, but it’s just the ick and then you ghost them. Yeah, not until now. Yeah, they seem non-confrontational, whoever they are. Definitely Nicole. Is that me? Definitely Nicole, yeah. How about this one? When a guy has to tip his head back to take a pill. ((Laughing)) That’s great. That’s an ick? ((Laughing)) Or sneezes more than two times in a row. ((Laughing)) I will say, now, okay. Those are two different levels right there. Let’s start with the pill thing. Yeah. Not an ick for me, but I am always annoyed when people have a real difficult time swallowing pills. I’m like, come on! Like, I’m like, what? It’s just like, just swallow! It’s like. Like, I do, I get it. It would annoy me. Yeah. This does not feel like a safe space for me. ((Laughing)) You’re a big sneezer and you can’t? Yeah, and I’m gonna say I have really bad posture and I like raw onions. ((Laughing)) I don’t think you have bad posture. I have scoliosis ((Laughing)) You hide it well. You hide it well. Thank you. Maybe I’m not attracted to guys with really bad posture Hey, if anybody’s willing to dish about their dates on the internet, it’s Emily. Oh, yeah. You’ve done that a lot. I did date a guy who couldn’t swallow pills at all. Oh. And he had to do Alka-Seltzer. For pain. Yeah, yeah. He was like, oh, no ibuprofen down this. And I decided to accept that for a couple of years, and then there’s, it’s just like, if you do that one, then you can only have two more things. Yeah. Right. Fair. He had a bunch of those things. Just throwing your head back to swallow pills is, yeah, I just, I can’t abide by that. The, what was the other part? Sneezes more than two times. That’s, that’s harsh. That’s harsh. Because, because you, I mean, okay, let’s just be honest. You don’t really have control over many of these things, but you definitely don’t have control over how many times you sneeze. I know. That’s not true. Oh! ((Laughing)) You control your sneezes? Oh, I thought you said you didn’t. ((Laughing)) Nicole. So, I know I’m switching the, I think this is Lisa. Oh. Oh. Oh, really? Yeah. She’s a good judge of character. Last one. That’s why she’s HR. But dude, that’s pretty harsh though. The two sneezes. Yeah. Like, would three be better? I think the more the better. It’s impressive. Or maybe just the volume or something. Yeah. Or that, that thing, that, when people do that one? Yeah, that’s, yeah, right. Too, too, here’s the thing. Too quiet, or too loud, both bad when it comes to sneeze. You know what I’m saying? Too quiet, too loud, you gotta be medium. I’m definitely a, like, person. Okay. And finally, whenever I see a dentist on a dating app, it’s an auto swipe left. They’re too interested in my teeth. Okay, self-conscious with a dentist. You don’t want someone just all up in your grill. That is kind of an interesting. You’re not swiping, so you’re out on this one. I didn’t even know what left meant. Exactly. It’s like, left, is that good or bad? So, this is the opposite of the onion one. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Dentist. He’s gonna have fresh breath. Whenever I see a, so you don’t want to date a dentist. Cause he’s thinking about. Nobody’s showing their teeth right now. He’s thinking about your teeth. He’s off the clock. Why would he be? Cause he’s like, oh I need to get in there. ((Laughing)) They’re all the time. Yeah, that’s what, hairdressers are looking at the hair. Yeah. Yep. But hey, the dentist might have some good laughing gas or something. Oh, yeah, they do have access to that stuff. They’re not like a doctor though. But they got laughing gas. They can’t prescribe medication. I can’t have any more. Laughing gas? No, I got a lot of surgery done and, I guess I said something to a nurse that I’m not allowed to have it anymore. And they cut you off, like, around the country? – Like, every office? – You’re on a list? I only get my teeth worked on at home. Emily’s on a list. She’s on the don’t give her gas because she’ll hurt your feelings. No, not in my house, but if I dated a dentist, I’d have some in my house. ((Laughing)) You need to date a dentist. I do. It’s clearly what we’re learning. Your teeth are great. Thank you. I was talking about the gas. They are titanium. What are we going to do about Nicole here? She’s thrown us off of pretty much every once. She really has. She’s, she, cause she called out onions and posture. And the, and the, and the sneezing and the pills, so. Okay, are we right about the dentist? Yeah, I did kind of ruin it, sorry. I just was upset about feeling unsafe in this space. ((Laughing)) Yeah, a little explanation, I don’t trust dentists. I think. That they’re like really focused on teeth, and if you were kissing a dentist, all they’d be thinking about is your gums. And I don’t want that energy in my kisses. So, have you dated a dentist before? You had this. Absolutely not. I would never do it. I would, I just couldn’t. I couldn’t do that. Hypothetical situation. Sting becomes a dentist. ((Laughing)) Can he still get it? No. Oh! Sting? I know you’re watching. ((Laughing)) Don’t have that second career you’ve been thinking about. Tally, I mean, we’re just kind of blindly guessing because you’re just so, you’re so quiet over there. This is like her first time in a More, by the way. Yeah. Oh, is it? Like a, yeah, like a full More. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we’ve given you a partial More before, huh? – Yeah, you have. – What was that? The meet the crew thing. The meet the crew. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You rushed me out of here. Alright. ((Laughing)) Okay. Well make it count now. Are we right? Yeah, no. Oh. Oh. Which one is it? Do you wanna, do you wanna guess again? Do you want me to grab it? Yeah. Who are you? I think you’re posture. I am the really, really bad posture. See, I knew that. Okay. Not just because you were pointing at it. Yeah, I was. All right, let’s hear, okay, let’s, tell us more. That was, that was the whole story. Yeah, you did tell us quite a bit. What, do you have a gymnast background or something? I used to be a dancer. Like, when I was a kid. Okay. But yeah, it was just, it was, it was really bad. The first date went really well, we were just sitting at a bar, which is probably why I didn’t notice it. Right, you were sitting across from him. No, next to him, but, you know, it wasn’t, I guess, it was the first date, so I wasn’t, like, focused on the flaws yet. He had a big collar on. ((Laughing)) And the second date, we were sitting in a movie, so, you know, like, again, like, sitting, watching, we’re not looking at him, so. ((Sneeze)) Oh! Oh! Control it. Nicole says you can’t. I’d hate to give anyone the ick. It’s not me! I know! It wouldn’t be me. It’s Lisa. How did she react? Was she on the edge of her seat? I, you did a good job. Okay, alright, okay, that’s it? That’s this one? Okay. I didn’t mean to interrupt you. You’re fine. ((Laughing)) Your, your, your guy now He’s, he’s got the posture? When he stands up, yeah. When he stands up. When he’s on his computer, like, playing video games. Yeah, yeah. How tall is he? As most people do. You go over there and do the grandma thing? I don’t know, like, 5’8 I think? Yeah, he seems a little, not, that’s not short, but, ish. So, what you’re saying is that, like, when you’re looking at dating profiles, like, you really, you actually want profile pics. Like actual profile pics. Oh. From the profile. Right. Sideways shot. It says the posture. Can you send me a pro, can you send me a profile pic? No, like a real profile pic. From the side. From the side, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I notice postures, I think, in general. Okay, well, you got me. I’m really sorry. Every four or five videos on TikTok I get one of those things where you’re supposed to, they’re like, You get this thing and strap it to your back. And it’s like, this guy going like this. ((Laughing)) And I’m like, what are y’all trying to tell me? You see that ad? Yeah, yeah, yep. And then you get the next video that’s a doctor like, this is actually bad, you don’t need this. ((Laughing)) That’s so true. You know? So, I feel pretty good about raw onions. Is that you? Yeah, that’s me. Okay. So no coordination for you. No. I don’t. You were making the faces. You weren’t really covering up. I can’t do it. And I’ve tried really hard because I don’t know what it is about the people I go on dates with. They all do it, like. Why, can’t you, can’t you, interject? Redirection? On the first date, I can’t. I don’t want to seem difficult, so I just don’t do it. And you also don’t want to seem like you’re setting expectations. If you want to make out with me, I would change your orders. I put it on my Hinge profile when I had one. Oh, nice. But I don’t have one anymore. I’m not doing that anymore. We understand you’re not doing anything right now. Yeah, nothing. But, but yeah, it’s just like so rude, I feel like. You can smell it from a mile away. It lingers, you can, like, you can brush your teeth, and then the next morning it still smells like it, it’s like. So what did you write on your profile? Don’t eat? I’m not making out with you if you eat raw onions. Pretty explicit. Like, that was it? Yeah. Pretty straightforward. I’m not doing it. It’s like, and then I’ll try, and I bring gum with me wherever I go, so I’ll be like, I’ll have a piece of gum and then I’ll go, hey, you want a piece? And then he’ll say no and I’m like. Oh, always take the gum when offered. But it doesn’t even do much. It’s like it penetrates through any mint or anything. So, it just sticks around forever. And then I just think about you masticating food. Because I can taste it. And, I mean. It’s, yeah, it’ll ruin things. It’s awful. You know what, just, just take a break. It’ll be fine. Yep, thanks. Yep. Yep. Lisa, we are all over this. Yeah. You’re right. What, what’s the, first of all the. And it’s tied to get, get your stuff together. Just get your body in order. ((Laughing)) Like, tipping your head back. It’s two things of just like, inefficiency. Just like, be able to like. It’s a myth, right? Manage your body. It doesn’t actually help. – No! – It makes it worse. Yeah, like, how small do you have to chew your food if you can’t swallow? Like, especially if you’re taking something with water. That’s what I’ve always said. The pills that you’re swallowing are smaller than the pieces of food that you eat. I just want to counterpoint, my pills are quite large. I take a pill that’s like this big. But you’re getting the moment, do you put it on, behind your lips and then you get the momentum of it traveling to the back of your throat and that actually helps? Back of throat, I think. Do you think that maybe just like is a habit of yours and maybe you don’t have to? ((Laughing)) I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I think it’s like worth experimenting with it like as you grow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lisa, as my HR representative, I will try. Try new things. I definitely don’t do it. Now, sneezing. Yeah. Okay. Get yourself together. No, that’s too harsh. Lisa, I’m totally with you on the pills. Thank you. The sneezing. Too harsh. Is gonna take a little convincing? Fine. Because when I start sneezing, when I start sneezing, I think to myself, I hope this isn’t too many. But I also feel like I don’t have control over it. It’s an involuntary action of, of getting some, your body’s ejecting something. Right. And it’s got, you got to keep going until it’s gone. Also, it feels amazing. And why I think like you should train yourself and like teach your body to expel something efficiently. ((Laughing)) I was like, that is something I value in a person. So, it’s what I value in a relationship and in another person. It’s just like, if you can’t. Your husband. Does both of these. ((Laughing)) He asked me, like, where I was, I was like, I’m in a More today. He’s like, what is it? And I was like, we’ll, see how it turns out, so. He does both of these. Oh, man. He’s very handsome. 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