GMMore 2547: Guess The Celebrity Snack

Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’ve had our crew hard at work on some Photoshopping of celebrities into snacks. Can we guess the pun that has been created? Always a good time. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to The HistoryMakers to aid in their mission to educate the world about the history, lives, careers, and accomplishments of African Americans across a variety of disciplines. By making this content accessible worldwide, please join us in giving at TheHistoryMakers.org/donate Thank you for being your Mythical best and for hanging out with us, yeah, it doesn’t get, it doesn’t get more fun than this, but I just before I get into all the fun Yeah. We just have to put this Wienerschnitzel. In perspective? Sonic thing behind us. It’s like, I just feel bad for Sonic, man. What did we do to Sonic? I don’t know. I think Sonic did it to themselves I mean, I, I don’t know, man. I think, I think there’s a lot of stuff that’s gotten better than Sonic. That’s just what happened. Sonic’s trying a lot of different things, but, I don’t know, maybe we should have tried a side, another side or something? I don’t know. They got tater tots. We gave them a fair shake, I think. I, I have, I have like a, I have a warm spot, cause me and my mom would go there. It was special. Y’all can still do that. But now they’re everywhere. You can still go. And most of the time, people are not even skating. Tell her you’re having a great time, regardless. Alright. I just can’t stop thinking about that John Cougar Mellencamp lyric, sucking on chili dogs, and how gross of a way to start a song that is. ((Laughing)) Sucking on chili dogs! Outside the Tastee Freez. Why you gotta be sucking on it? Nobody actually sucks on a chili dog, do they? Is that the, that is the lyric? Oh, yeah. Sucking on chili dogs. Bite it, man. Biting on chili dogs. It doesn’t. Chewing on chili dogs? I mean, now we’re realizing how he got to sucking on chili dogs. He’s like, what do I do? – [Link] Sucking on. Sucking on, yeah. – [Link] That’ll work. Sucking on chili dog. – [Stevie] Have you, gone through the emotional journey? No, you have not. Well, I’m waiting for your emotional journey to end before you get to the fun. Yeah, yeah, we’re back to fun. – [Stevie] Well, I don’t know, Link is. I’ll say it like you can’t tell I’m saying sucking on a chili dog. – [Rhett] Sucking on a chili dog! Okay. – [Stevie] You okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re good. I need a pick me up though. – [Stevie] Alright, let’s see the first one. – [Link] This is a, is that a bagel face? Or is it. who? Oh, oh, oh. It’s a caramel. Oh, it’s a Werther’s. Is that a Werther’s? – [Stevie] Yeah. That’s a, sucking on Werther’s. Werther’s a. She’s actually, and look at, look at her, her dress is photoshopped too. Werther’s Or-Regina. ((Laughing)) James Worthy. – [Stevie] Wait, who? Who are you trying to say? I don’t know. I don’t know who the woman is. – [Stevie] That’s clear. What’s her name from, Legally Blonde? Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon? Reese Werther-spoon. – [Link] Oh, yes. And look, her dress changed. She looks a little pale in that picture. Is she, is her face blue? No, I think it’s just the contrast from when you see a woman’s face go from Werther’s to regular. Oh. ((Laughing)) It’s. That’s what happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you take the, once you go Werther’s. Now, you know, we probably told this story. You’re blue. On this show before, but I have to tell it again because every time I see Reese Witherspoon I have to, or I’m in a conversation with somebody, I have to say, we met Reese Witherspoon. – [Link] Oh, yeah. Witherspoon. In the backstage at the Tonight Show. As she was leaving stage and we were going out to get on. Yep. And what did she say? Do you remember that? I’ll carry this with me to my grave. Do you remember? You don’t. I think she was like, you, it was just a compliment. Yeah. She said, y’all look good. Oh. Y’all look good. That’s the only thing Reese Werther-spoon has ever said to me. You look a little blue. Yeah. Were you a Werther out there? And you know what, she’s just a sweet person and probably would have said that to anyone. But it doesn’t matter, because Reese Witherspoon said to you and me, y’all look good. And then it filled me with a little bit of, just an extra little. – [Link] Pizzazz. Piece of confidence as I roller skated out onto the stage of The Tonight Show. Yeah, Sonic boys. A tray full of Sonic to give to Jimmy. Let me see, let me see the next one. Oh, gosh. Okay, um. – [Rhett] Jay-Z-ebra cakes. – [Link] Jay-Z-ebra cakes. – [Rhett] Jay-Z-ebra cakes. It took both of us, our powers combined. Jay-Z Bra cakes! – [Link] That’s pretty good, Chappie. I like it. Is that your work? – [Chappie] Yes. Alright. ((Laughing)) Go back, go back to it. Let me see. Oh, yeah. – [Rhett] The ear placement is one of my favorite things. ((Laughing)) Cause you gotta figure out where you put it. Gotta go somewhere. Now, last time we played this game, at this point I was like, you gotta tweet this at Jay-Z. I said you gotta tweet this at Kid Cudi. Cause it was, squid Cudi And I. Cuttlefish, cuttlefish. And you did do it. Kid cuttlefish, right? Squid Cudi. ((Laughing)) Kid, squid. He was a squid. Squid Cudi. Okay. It was. You’re right. Yeah. And he saw it. And he retweeted it. And what did he say? He said, big fan. Big fan of you guys. I think he said, he said, y’all look good? No. I think he said, what the hell? – [Stevie] Yeah, let’s tweet at more people. We’re gonna tweet at everybody. – [Stevie] Everybody in the world. I don’t think. Jay-Z’s not gonna respond. I don’t think this is, I don’t think Jay-Z’s the one. I think this is great. – [Stevie] Go back to Reese Wertherspoon because. That doesn’t look. – [Rhett] It doesn’t look enough like her. – [Link] I’m sorry. – [Stevie] But, you do have to say something to her, like, thank you for that compliment, two years ago. Thanks for saying we look good, this is what we did to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ((Laughing)) We thought you were looking a little pale, so we made your face into a Werther’s. Let’s not, let’s not tweet at her, we gotta pick the right one. Squid Cudi was perfect, he responded, he was confused. Yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s see what the third one is. – [Link] Who is that? Al Pa-Cheeto. Yes. ((Laughing)) That’s funny. – [Rhett] I was like, Al Pacino, what is, Al Pa-Cheeto. Go back to Cheetos? Let’s see that. He’s everywhere. Al Pa-Cheetos. Al Pa-Cheetos, technically. Okay. Alright, you win. ((Laughing)) Yeah. He seems like he’s not on Twitter. Which one of these would you pick up and eat first? I always pick up the, the smallest one. The littlest one? I go for the big ones. You really do? Hoo-ah! ((Laughing)) Yeah. I do. You know, I do that. I pick the biggest ones. Want more cheese. I want more cheese. Like the puffier they get. There’s less cheese to corn ratio. You want a thin one. I wish they were all real thin. Well, that’s a cheese straw. Cheetos are too thick for me. Cheetos are too thick for me. They are. Cheetos would be better if they were a little. What does that say about you? They were thinner. Cheetos are too big. – [Rhett] Cheetos are too thick for you. I mean, I’m gonna start a Facebook club. ((Laughing)) Is that what they’re called? Yeah, a club. Cheetos are too big for us. Too thick. Cheetos need to slim down. Next. – [Link] Okay. Who is this? Pretz? It’s a pretzel. We do know that. Who is that? Who is this guy? It’s 30 degrees outside. It’s mother beep cold. Who is that? This is gonna be tough and I’m, the, the glasses. The shirt is really throwing me off. The shirt is not even, like, the shirt that he’s wearing isn’t even pressed. It’s like, he just, it’s so, look at the wrinkles. It was folded. He bought it and he put it on for this picture. Did you Photoshop the shirt too? – [Chappie] No. So, I, whoever this celebrity is, they made a horrible choice with this shirt. I don’t know who this is. Is he bald? – [Stevie] Yeah? Is it, is that, is it Forest Whitaker? – [Stevie] It’s, this, this pun is really. Pretzel. – [Stevie] Good. Pretzel. Is it pret, it’s pretzel, right? – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s pretzel. – [Link] Pretz el. Elle Fanning. ((Laughing)) Elliot. Pretz. Pretz Elliot. Pretz el. Prince Elliot. Pretz el. – [Stevie] Prince Elliot? Pretzel. Pretzel. LL Cool J? Nope. – [Stevie] Okay. It is, it, LL is the thing. Pretz LL Pretz L, 10, John. – [Stevie] Oh, that’s cool. L. – [Stevie] It’s someone that has L in it. Just the letter in their name alone. Samuel Pretzel. Oh, Samuel Pretzel. Pretzel L. Jack. ((Laughing)) Pretze-L Jackson. Pretzel Jackson? Samuel. ((Laughing)) What is this supposed to be? Pretz-el Jackson? – [Stevie] Samuel Pretz-el Jackson. – [Rhett] No. No. ((Laughing)) I don’t accept that. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] So, what’s the tweet gonna be? ((Laughing)) So, this is his Instagram. Why is he? Someone handed him that shirt. He put it on. He didn’t want to put it on. And took a picture for Instagram. That’s what happened. Oh, really? People just giving him T-shirts to put on? I like when a celebrity just has a very specific thing for Instagram. Like, you know, John Cena’s Instagram is presented without comment or something like that. Like, it’s just a bunch of pictures of things with no, no description. But he’s not in the pictures? He might be in some of them, but he’s not in most of them. Does it say presented without comment, or there is just no comment? His bio says something like. I’ve chosen not to ever put captions on anything? That’s my thing. Yeah, a clever way of saying that. That I’m gonna just post things without explaining them. And, and, that’s my Instagram. Okay. Alright. Samuel Pretz-el Jackson. Unacceptable. Yeah, we do not accept that one. We will not be tweeting it. I don’t know how else to say it. We don’t accept that one. ((Laughing)) Okay. Next. Okay. What is he? What is he? He is, what is he? He’s a. Jeff, Jif, Jif Bridges. Jif, Jif Bridges. I knew I could get it out. Alright, let’s go back to that. Jif Bridges, alright, now, we accept this, and we may have to tweet it. Go back. So. I think it’s the color of our monitor, he looks green. I think that’s the problem with this monitor. Reese Witherspoon looked blue and he looks green. But it’s clearly Jif, now that you’ve told me. Oh my gosh, how did you even do that? – [Chappie] What? How did you do it? – [Chappie] What? How do you make, how do you make your skin, how do, tell me now, how do you make your skin peanut butter? ((Laughing)) Cause where, where there was, where there was skin, now there’s peanut butter. ((Laughing)) How do you do that? You sounded so old, man. ((Laughing)) That’s what I’m doing. That’s not what I mean. Oh. What do you mean? What did you, did you create these, the swirls of peanut butter or did you just chop? Did you find a picture of that somewhere? Like on bread or something? – [Chappie] I found the peanut butter on iStock, and then you create a mask for where his skin is. I’ve heard enough. I understand, I understand that part. So you, there’s just, that spready peanut butter is just on iStock? – [Chappie] Yeah. Okay. Wow, you can get anything on. Well you just made it sound too easy. – [Chappie] Well then, okay. ((Laughing)) But I didn’t let you talk about the mask part. I understand. I’m sure it’s hard. It’s, pretty, pretty nice. I couldn’t do it. Jif Bridges. Jeff Bridges, this is a, this is a favorite. – [Stevie] You wanna come, we’ll come, we’ll pick one lucky person. He’s not the one. I don’t know if he’ll respond. – [Stevie] At the end. Okay, yeah, we’ll get someone who definitely will respond. How about this next one? ((Laughing)) – [Link] Is that, is that the, is that the girl from White Lotus Season 1? Who is that? Is it Emily Blunt? – [Stevie] Yeah. Oh, it’s Emily Blunt. What, she’s like Mrs. Potato Head. I don’t know what’s going on. What do you call those things? Fruits, fruit emojis. That little fruit, we’ve had them on the show. They’re hard. Runt, Emily Runt. – [Stevie] There you go. – [Link] Oh, there it is. Okay. She looks better without it. I don’t know. I don’t know if we should send this to her. No, let’s not. Let’s, let’s find somebody. I think, I think there’s a chance that she would respond to one, but I don’t think she would respond to that one because, I mean, nothing against you, Chappie. But, you know, this is no, this is no Jif Bridges. ((Laughing)) You know what I’m saying? I mean. He doesn’t need to be. Like, when you start, like, you’re not, Link’s not even asking you how you did that. Have you noticed? Yeah, I think I know how you did it. He did not ask how you did this. Yeah. He just kind of assumed he knew. I’m pretty sure I do know. I mean, I could do this, I could, I could print. Give him an afternoon, he’ll come back with something like this. Give me some glue and some scissors, I can do. It probably took you seven minutes, it might take him seven hours, but. I can do it. – [Stevie] Next? – [Rhett] Next. – [Link] Oh gosh, who is that? Who is that? Is there a famous guy named Chip? ((Laughing)) Who is that? That’s our new intern, isn’t it? ((Laughing)) He was sitting back there. Is he gone? I have no idea who that is. Oh, he’s not an intern? He actually works here? That’s good. That’s good. That means he’s got. Lay’s! He had a good resume. – [Stevie] I will say, yeah, you’re, you’re, you’re playing around with Lay here. Lay’s. But, this doesn’t, oddly, when this celebrity is translated onto a Lay, it doesn’t fully look like him. The last time we encountered this celebrity, it was, chocolate related. Oh, Timothée Chala-Lay’s! Timothée Chala-Lay. That’s good. Timothée Chala-Lay’s. That’s good. – [Matt] I was sure it was Samuel Lays Jackson. ((Laughing)) That’s a good one, Timothée Chala, but it, yeah, I don’t think that one will work on. Cause it’s not, cause it doesn’t, I mean he’s very busy right now. You know? Too busy to? I think he’s very preoccupied. Okay. You’ve been, but it could be like, you’ve been Timothée Chala-Lay-ed. Send it to somebody else. We can send it to another celebrity. Is he? Like, do you, is he gonna work his way into the Kardashians TV show? ((Laughing)) Y’all who watch that show. I hope so. – [Stevie] I love the Kardashians. I bet you he would. But do you think he draws a line? No. That’s a great show. Where would the line be? Not to be on a great show. So, like, whatever they’re filming right now, which is what he would be in, which is coming out when, I think we sit on this one. We sit on this one for a while. – [Stevie] Oh, he’s not, he’s not? Oh. He’s not big enough. He’s not big enough yet. Once he gets, once he gets his big break, he gets on the Kardashians, then we unleash, we unleash the Lay’s on him. The Chala-Lay’s. And then I think that they’re cutting to this footage right now, within the show. We love you guys. Great show. Great show. Anytime you want to have us over. – [Stevie] You should. I’ll vacuum the floors if I need to. – [Stevie] On your phone to Siri to remind you. Hey Siri, remind us when the next season of The Kardashians comes out to tweet at Timothée Chalamet this picture of him and his face on the Lay’s where we say that he looks like Timothée Chala-Lay’s. Okay. She got it. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Okay. One more. Oh, one more, good. – [Rhett] Sylvester. – [Link] Pock, Pocky Rocky. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s P-Rocky. – [Stevie] What? Pocky Rocky. P-Rocky. R-Pocky. – [Stevie] Yeah. Pocky. Pocky stick. Just Rocky sticks. – [Stevie] Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Balboa. But, yeah. What? What were you looking for? – [Stevie] Rocky Balboa, not I mean, Pocky. Pocky Balboa? – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. – [Link] Pocky Balboa. That’s pretty good. He’s pretty active on the internet. That’s pretty good. – [Stevie] This is the one? This is the one. This is the one. We’re sending Sly his Rocky Balboa sticks. It’s like he has a really tall hair style. Yeah, I like it. ((Laughing)) Yeah, it just keeps going. It’s like Kid from Kid ‘n Play. If Kid ‘n Play were. Kid ‘n Play are back. Sylvester Stallone. They got a commercial. I actually saw that commercial.

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