Welcome to Good Mythical More. It’s a land where Kit Kat flavors know no bounds. Because even when they’re not real, they seem real because of how it’s been presented to us by Stevie. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to The HistoryMakers to aid in their mission to educate the world about the history, lives, careers, and accomplishments of African Americans across a variety of disciplines by making its content accessible worldwide. Please join us in giving at TheHistoryMakers.org/donate Alright! Of course we’re not tasting these Kit Kat flavors today because, cause we’re not. We’re tasted. We’re just talking about it. We just tasted you know, lots of stuff. – [Stevie] Foil. Yep. How’s your teeth feeling from that foil? It’s surprisingly giving. It just basically just stops. And it doesn’t hurt, but it, like, keeps your teeth from going through it. It’s why they basically wrap, like, the lunar lander in it. You know, because it stops things when it’s light. The whole lunar lander is just aluminum. Like if lunar creatures tried to bite it? If there were lunar creatures? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they triy to bite it? I think actually a lot of it was gold. It was gold. A lot of gold. If you believe that we went to the moon. – [Stevie] What? Chewing, yep. Chewing foil is something that I think is strangely addictive. So, you need to watch out. Oh yeah, I’ve been thinking about it ever since my teeth touched it. Right. Cause it’s got a weird sinking and wrongness to it that makes you want to keep going. Yeah, it feels subversive. Back for more. In the boarded up homes on the bad part of town. Where all the baboons gather. Just kind of, to score your foil. If I had to break into a zoo exhibit and get trained by an animal, I think I would choose the otters. Have you seen how much fun they have? They seem to have a lot of fun. They’re fun loving creatures. I just feel like I, I mean, I feel like I’d come out a better swimmer, which is always a good thing. And I’d come out a happier guy. You’d be ready to crack. My hands wouldn’t be very strong. Crack things on your belly though. You’d be a belly cracker. I could. Well, and I could swim on my back. You could swim on your back and crack things on your belly. Can be a little mischievous. Yeah. – [Stevie] Or you could fall asleep holding your best friend’s hand floating on the top of the water. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They do that? – [Stevie] I don’t think it’s best friends. Oh. – [Stevie] I think it’s like, their mates. Yeah, their mates. Okay, alright, okay. – [Stevie] Kit Kats. You know them. There’s a lot of different flavors. Like this one. Soy Sauce Kit Kats. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Definitely. This is how I’m going to do this. I’m just going to say if I don’t think I would want to try it, I’m going to say it doesn’t exist. I don’t think I want to try that. Maybe a good test for you. – [Stevie] It’s real. 2009 Tokyo limited edition flavor. – [Link] You’re already wrong, dude. – [Stevie] Tokyo area or online. But people reported that it tasted more like maple syrup than soy sauce. Yeah, because if they made it taste like soy sauce, it would have been bad. Which is why I didn’t think it existed. Well. – [Stevie] Is that a printed on? – [Link] Bow? Yeah. – [Stevie] Yeah. Is it? It’s like the printed on ties that I’ve been wearing lately. Seems like more of a gift that way. You know, I got a lot of, I got a whole new shipment of dress shirts. Printed on ties? Printed on ties. No one has said anything yet. ((Laughing)) I can’t say that I’ve seen it, but. I wear it to my formal events. Oh, okay. I’ll say something if I, if I go with you. Yeah. Weddings and funerals. Alright. – [Stevie] Everything Bagel Kit Kats. Ah, yes. I’d like to try it. So, maybe it’s real. – [Stevie] It’s fake. Oh. – [Stevie] This method’s working out well. For you. I’m following my instincts. Yeah. – [Stevie] Foil Kit Kats. Foil? – [Stevie] Yeah. Just kidding. Yes, yes. – [Stevie] Joke. Yes. I’m sorry, Link, did you have something to say about Everything Bagel Kit Kats? The garlic, I think, would. The garlic would be a turn off. It’d be, it’d be a problem. Much like soy sauce. – [Stevie] Yeah. How about, College Tater? College tater? – [Stevie] You know, that phrase that we say all the time. Well, I’m, well, I’m definitely intrigued. The phrase is college. He’s, he’s such a college tater. How’s he doing? Well. What do you mean it’s a phrase? He’s, he’s in college. – [Stevie] Well, I was being sarcastic. Oh, I think when you’re in college, you like to grab a fried tater. No, I don’t know what this is, but you think it’s so real. So weird it’s real? No, it’s what, I want it. Oh, you want, okay. – [Stevie] Why would I just say college tater? I mean, I guess I’m showing my hand as to the game, but yeah, it’s real. Yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] I just wouldn’t be like college tater, real. – [Link] What is a college tater? – [Rhett] It’s a tater enjoyed in college. – [Stevie] It’s, it, translates directly, directly to University Potato Flavor. It was, sold in Japan in 2009 and allegedly tasted like sickly, sweet, white chocolate? None of this makes sense. This is weird, y’all. You remember how our? But if you just search University Tater, which I’m asking you to do, then? – [Stevie] College Tater. College Tater, like, what is, what is that, actually? Probably nothing. What were you gonna say, while we? When we, we lived in an apartment in college. You remember what it smelled like in there, because we had a deep fryer? I guess it smelled like College Tater. Did it? I recently went into my nephew’s college. Dorm room? Apartment. Okay. Which is not too far from our original college apartment. Is that right? Did you get some tater? And it smelled exactly the same as our apartment. It smelled like. Deep fried dirty laundry. Laundry and deep fried. And the washer and dryer, were in the kitchen just like us. Wow, really? Yeah. Had a lot of neon up. Those are the days, man. Yeah. Where we started to decorate on our own. Yep. – [Stevie] I, there is a college tater that pops up. Can you show us? – [Stevie] It is a, yes. One moment. This is a dish in Japan? I think maybe. Maybe in Japan, there is like a food that is eaten by college students, that’s like a cubed potato thing, like we would have like ramen here, which is also not really from here, but like, maybe there’s a dish, just like every college student is eating these potatoes all the time. It looks like a Japanese sweet potato with. – [Stevie] There is that, that, it’s, it’s like a street food dish that you can get in Japan, but it’s not called college tater. But this thing is, it’s you can go to spudbuds.com and get different potatoes that have been decorated. This one is, for the, for the Gamecocks. So it’s glazed? – [Stevie] No. Oh, we’re seeing, we’re not seeing the decorative one. – [Stevie] Oh, oh, oh, it’s coming. We’re seeing the one, okay, now I understand what you’re saying. Okay, so, bring it over, bring it over further, there you go. See, it is a sweet potato. – [Stevie] Oh, wait. A Japanese sweet potato. – [Stevie] You’re still not seeing, what I want you to see. You know what, forget it, let’s keep going. – [Stevie] No, no, no. I’m over it. – I need you to see. – Nope, it’s over. We are so committed at this point. – [Stevie] I need you to see this college tater. This is a college tater. – [Rhett] Oh, Stevie. – [Link] Alright. – [Stevie] I did not make it, it’s just if you. We’re gonna throw you to the baboons. It says college tater. – [Stevie] Google college tater, it’s the first result. You can create your own. Alright, let’s keep going. – [Stevie] Grinch. Grinch? I want that. I think that’s real. It’s green. Yeah. It’s, you know, to promote the movie. Matcha flavored? – [Stevie] No. It’s not real. It’s not real. Shoot. – [Stevie] Gotcha. Foie gras. No, no way. No way. I’d like, you know, foie gras is controversial because of the way they had to get it, but I assume that if they made a Kit Kat that had that flavor, it would have been fake, fake flavor. So, I think it’s real. Oh, you think this is a marketing gimmick. – [Stevie] But you’re not a liver guy. So. I don’t make a habit of eating foie gras, because of how it’s, how it’s gathered. But. Let me guess. You have to kill the goose. Well, there’s more to it than that. There’s more to, the way they grow the goose. But I have had it in my life before I really understood how it was made. And it doesn’t taste like regular liver. It like a, like a, sometimes you’ll get a pâté. – [Stevie] Yeah. That I’m like, oh, this isn’t, this doesn’t taste horrible, and unedible, inedible, like liver. – [Stevie] It’s a real hit or miss. It’s fake. – [Stevie] Sometimes it does, yeah, it’s fake. Okay, good. – [Stevie] Sometimes it, it, yeah, it does taste like liver. Yeah, right. It’s how far away have they gotten from liver is really the question. – [Stevie] Sports drink. So, generic sports drink? That sounds like something somebody would come up with. Yeah. Not a writer. Sports. A real person who’s making a Kit Kat. I wanna see this. I hope it’s real. – [Stevie] It’s real! Yes! And that’s what it looks like? I mean, there’s a soccer ball on it. – [Stevie] It’s another Japanese flavor from 2009. 2009! It’s a good year for flavors. – [Stevie] Big. Soy Sauce, College Tater, and Sports Drink. Now, was this part of the JFA Dream Asia project? – [Stevie] Yeah. Cause I remember that in. – [Stevie] Which was an initiative launched in the same year. By the Japanese Football Association. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I paid close, I was, I was closely following that. – [Stevie] Asian football. You ever had a Japanese sweet potato though? I believe I have. They’re good. I don’t recall coming to a conclusion about it. Are they purple? No. – [Stevie] Yeah. I mean, well, the, the street food is like, purple on the, well, yeah, purple. One I had wasn’t purple. It looked more like a, orange sweet potato kind of, if I remember correctly. Maybe a deeper color. – [Stevie] Are you ever, going back to Japan? Or going to Japan? Cause didn’t you have a big? Locke and I had a Tokyo trip that we had planned. Covid happened. We never went. I might go though. I might. So, I’m trying to figure out where I’m going to go with Shepherd when he turns 16. But I, like, if we just, if all of a sudden we go to Tokyo. You like dropping hints that you want to go to? Well, it’s up to him. It’s just, if he decides that he wants to go to Tokyo, then it’s kind of like, Locke just missed it completely. And then we’ll have to go when he’s, you know, sometime in the distant future. When our schedules align. But, are you trying to sway Shepherd’s opinion so that it’s somewhere you want to go? Well, the last time we talked, we talked about it being a scuba diving focused trip. Which I don’t think would make Japan. A Great Barrier Reef dude. An option. That’s what you need to do. You gotta get on a. Boat for a long time. A boat, yeah. Yeah, it’s worth it though. But then when you wake up you’re on a boat. ((Laughing)) Yeah. Alright. Maybe I’ll go do that too. – [Stevie] Cough drop. I would kind of like this. Why would they do that? It’s kinda what makes Dr. Pepper good. So, I’m gonna say it happened, cause I like it. There’s no, there’s no way, right? No! No! No! No. – [Stevie] It’s real! No! – [Rhett] Oh, yep, look at that guy. He needs a cough drop. – [Link] Who is that guy? He’s an announcer? – [Stevie] Released in Japan in the summer of 2017, this flavor actually had a dose of 2.1 percent throat lozenge powder mixed in with white chocolate. Ugh! ((Laughing)) Nestlé called the taste fresh and invigorating. Packaging includes the face of, Yasutaro Matsuki. A Japanese soccer commentator, as released for the time to FIFA World Cup. Because presumably it was meant to help fans with their scratchy throats after cheering. The rough Google translate on the packaging is, it’s a battle we can never lose. Is it there? Is it there? Is there a cough drop inside my Kit Kat? Is it there? – [Stevie] Shouting, one more point! One more point! Well, that’s what I always say at the games. One more point. Yeah, they do score them one at a time. Because one more point than your opponent. You know? You win. – [Stevie] Cough syrup and? I would try it. – [Stevie] And white chocolate? Invigorating. They’re just willing to try things. You know, when it comes to Japanese candy. Yep. Yep. They would just take, they will take some chances that, we don’t take over here, man. We don’t take so many chances. It’s because their culture is so old, they’re trying to, they’re trying to keep those, they’re trying to stay interested. Okay, right. Our country’s so young. It’s just. Right. Right. It’s a couple hundred years old, so we haven’t gotten to that. Take a burger and smash it. And they’re like, no, take a Kit Kat and put medicine in it. Right. ((Laughing)) We’ll get there in a couple thousand years. We’ve been around the block a lot more than y’all. That’s it, you cracked it.