Welcome to Good Mythical More. Us peanut butter boys gotta represent with some shirts, man. So, I’ve got some candidates here that Lucas is gonna hand me that I’m gonna show to us, and we’re gonna decide what reps the peanut butter boys best from the wide world of peanut butter T-shirts. Yes. It is how you’re ending a sentence. Period. But first, we gotta give our quarterly report on our new business, Stanley’s Stabbers. I gotta say, we thought the market for shivs was a little bit, better than it actually is, you know? We thought that something that. I’ve still got Butterfingers coming out. We thought that something that looked like something that was made, sort of homemade, would have some appeal to it. But it turns out that the thing that makes a shiv a shiv is really the, like, the fact that you sort of just kind of come up with, you grab whatever’s around and sharpen it and stab the nearest person. And, that’s really what makes a shiv a shiv. And it’s a hard market to penetrate, if you know what I mean. Yeah, it’s definitely hard when you’re taking Stanley Cups and turning them into shivs. Which was just a dumb starting point for us. Because the margins on those are not great to begin with. So, we’re spending a lot of money to then sell something that the sum of the shivs from one Stanley Cup actually end up, we end up losing money. We’ve been losing money all quarter. We’re going bankrupt. Yeah, and, we’re thinking about turning on one another and it’s a little bit dangerous because our office is just full of shivs. So things aren’t looking up. I present to you our first shirt. I test positive for peanut butter. Okay. Now that’s good. I mean, you eat so much peanut butter that you test positive for it. I think. It’s probably a true thing that can happen. That definitely happens. I mean, before coming in here today, we both had a smoothie with peanut butter in it. We were talking about that. We used peanut butter, powder? Powder. Because it doesn’t have all the unnecessary fat. It doesn’t have as much fats. But it has protein and it has. It has protein taste. And it has that flavor. PB2. In preparation for a peanut butter taste test, you both chose to? You gotta prime the peanut butter pump, Stevie. Yep, yep, yep. I actually, I just had my smoothie this morning. Mindlessly. And, wasn’t really thinking that much about How much peanut butter I was gonna be eating today. How would one, test for peanut butter? Cause this is like bringing my mind into the medical Up your butt, you said? Yeah. I said in your blood. You stick a finger up the, and if you come back with peanut butter, it’s positive. Positive. I mean, actually, yeah, probably. Have you, yeah. This is a good one. I like it. I like brown things. Yeah, I test positive for peanut butter up my butt, is what the bottom part should say. There’s room for it. There’s room for it. I kinda like that one. That’s a fun, I’d wear it to a cookout. Oh, he’s very, he’s, oh man, that’s a funny shirt, man. That’s a funny shirt. That’s a conversation starter, is what I call it. That’s what they’re gonna do in, Saltburn 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gonna test for some peanut butter. I have not seen it, but I got Rhett to tell me what happens. I gave Link a rundown of all the visceral scenes. That was a good joke then, Link. That’s, for having not seen the movie. See, when he tells it, I was like, you need to tell me what happened so I can make jokes about it. Got it. As if I’ve seen it, and I just did that. Yeah. Let’s see the next shirt. All right, so, thank you. This one, this one’s a tank top. A tank, I like that. Okay, it’s got a lot of words on it. Okay. So, when I turn this around, I want you to read these words for comedic emphasis. Alright. I like to party, and by party I mean workout and eat peanut butter. Okay, alright. This is not great, is it? I like to party? And by party I mean workout and eat peanut, workout and eat peanut butter? Is this a? I don’t, I don’t understand. Is this like a, it’s an anti humor thing? No, it’s not. It’s not. It’s a, it’s a workout shirt. So you’re supposed to wear this while working out. And, people who work out, like to eat peanut butter? Well, I mean. It’s not really a health food. They do like to eat peanut butter, and lots of things in the workout world are peanut butter flavored, but. But that’s just because things are peanut butter flavored. I don’t think this has anything to do with, like, being, like, a fitness bro. This has no cultural relevance! No cultural resonance! I don’t even think we should consider it anymore. I think we should just move along. Yep, that one’s going out. I don’t like that one. Yeah. I regret folding it neatly. Yeah. Next. Okay. All right. Okay. Can we? Oh. Yeah, we can. Can we? Yes, we can. Okay. Yes, we can. Well, I’m gonna ease you into it. It’s just a shirt that says peanut butter. It’s just a shirt that says peanut butter. Which is cool. I like it. It’s really just straight to the point. It’s like, what are you into? Peanut butter! I got a shirt that says it. It just says peanut butter on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peanut butter. What’s that? What’s that say? Gut. Peanut butter gut. It’s an S. Shh. Peanut butter shh. You know, peanut butter shh. Peanut butter suit. Peanut butter slut. Oh, yeah. Peanut butter slut. That’s me. At the cookout. Hey, let me try this. Let me try another little thing. Pean butt slut. Sorry. I like blue. I can wear this one. Now, Peanut butter slut. Has anybody seen? I would wear this. Has anybody seen, the TikTok trend going around where they, people talk about how funny the ending of the Swedish version of Finding Nemo is? What? No. Usually I say yes when you say have you seen the TikTok trend, but no. You’ve fallen off, Stevie. Maybe it’s not much of a trend, but. Wait, they remade the ending for that version? Well, so, the ending. Involves a slur? Says the end in the English version, and so they change it to Swedish or whatever. And so, it just, like, it’s like the ocean sort of fading into view, and then it just says, slut. It’s “sloot”, man. Cause it’s “sloot”. Cause it’s like whatever it is in that language. Slut. You slut. You just watched Finding Nemo. It’s great, man. So, in Swedish, that means the end. Well, so the guy who made, what’s his name? He made some cartoon and he’s like an older guy that made some cartoon and does all the voices for it. I follow him on TikTok. I can’t remember who he is. Like Dan Dovenshire or something like that? I don’t know. You follow him? Yeah, and he said he looked it up and he found there was like three other ways that they could have done this that didn’t say slut. So, it seems like they kind of knew what they were doing. This is a good one. Yeah, I think I’m wearing that to the cookout. I’m gonna, and I’m wearing it over this one. – No, I, kind of. – Because I’m gonna change. I kind of wanted this one. Dan Povenmire. Yeah. What? It’s, what, what is the cartoon that he made? Phineas and Ferb. Phineas and Ferb. Oh. It’s interesting, you said like, have you seen like the TikTok trend? But what you meant was, you follow someone specifically that showed you this one TikTok? In the beginning of his video that everyone’s been talking about how the ending of Finding Nemo is. Oh, all the animators. So I was like, oh, this must be a trend. Animator trend. Okay. This is interesting. This is interesting. You ready for this? Yeah, yeah. This is perfect. I like black. This is, this, this, this is perfect following this Nemo conversation. Okay. Okay. Do you want me to do the reveal thing again? Because I thought that. Yeah, it was almost like you were typing it. Yeah. Here we go. Yep. I bet Jolly, jellyfish. I bet jellyfish. This is my really gambling problem. Love peanut butter. Are sad. That they don’t have mouths to eat peanut butter with. Okay, yeah, it’s gotta be peanut butter related, right? Are sad that there are no peanut butters in the ocean. Close. Sad that there are no peanut butter cups. I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter, peanut butter. Peanut butter. What? Jars in the ocean. No, you gotta do better. Oh, oh, jellyfish. Jellyfish. I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. Because, as we all know, jellyfish eat fish? – I guess they do. – No, peanut butter and jelly. Oh! Oh! Don’t wear that to the cookout, man. It’s gonna take, you’re gonna have to do too much explaining. Is that a, is that a plane landing on our roof? It’s a helicopter. Oh, yeah. I bet jellyfish are sad. It sounds like a military. It is. They flew over last night when I was going home. I bet jellyfish are sad. that there are no peanut butter fish. Not because they eat them, but they do eat fish. It’s because they want to pair up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were a jellyfish, you’d be like, man, I wish there was a peanut butter fish because we’d probably get along. I hate this one because it made me look stupid for a second. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was definitely just the shirt. Yes, peanut butter slut will not make you look stupid. It’ll make me look, trashy. Have you, speaking of another TikTok trend, Stevie. Okay, try me. There is a, you know how like when you’re on TikTok and then every once in a while it just starts going to some live and you don’t really want to watch it? Yes! And I panic. Sometimes I accidentally click on the button and it just makes me so nervous and I’m like trying to, like, as if they can see that I’m, I guess they can see I’m watching. I don’t know. Oh God. The anxiety. It just switches over and half the time it switches over to this woman who was selling shirts and she’s holding them up and they’re all like really like horn dog shirts. And she’s like, I may be a handful, but so is my ass or something like that. And that’s like, she’s, she’s, she’s selling these shirts and there’s just like one after another. And I’m like, this is so fascinating. But she’s not wearing them? She’s just holding them up? She’s holding them up. No, she is wearing one. Okay. She’s wearing one, but she’s also selling them. And it’s just like really like horny shirts. I have not seen the horny shirt woman. That’s fine. I see a lot of, I’m washing rocks, people. Yep. But I will, I feel like TikTok, the whole TikTok shop thing is like really in your face. The amount of people trying to sell you things on TikTok is crazy. Like all those washed rocks. I don’t know. I don’t know, guys. Sorry. Okay. And I don’t, I watched her one time. Like I, I stayed on it cause I was interested in the shirts. And now they just think I want it. They think I can’t get enough of it. You’re a shirt slut. Yeah. Alright, here we go. This is a good one. This may be the best one. Okay. Ready? Ready for this? It’s red. I’m into. Fitness. I’m into fitness. And then what? What do we have here? We have a globular peanut butter thing. A bowl? A coconut filled with peanut butter. What? Yeah, I’m into fitness. It’s a piece of bread with peanut butter on it. I’m into fitness. Fitness, I said! I’m into fitness. Fit’ness. Okay, I see where this is going. Where? Where? Fit’ness peanut. Well, this is what you see. Where it’s going is the part you can’t see. Fit’ness peanut butter in my. Okay, yeah. Fit’ness peanut. Butter in my ass. Why? Because I’m a peanut butter slut. Stop it. I’m into fitness. I’m into fitness. Fit’ness peanut butter in my mouth! That’s a winner! That’s a winner! Take it to the cookout, you slut. Fitness, fit’ness peanut butter in my mouth! I like that. That’s really clever. I think, I think you want to give people the experience of, of you when you pull your shirt up. So, it’s a midriff that? And walk around like this, and then when people are like, I’m into fitness too, it’s like, fit’ness peanut butter in my mouth. It’s like, he says he’s into fitness, but it doesn’t look like it based on what I’m seeing. Cause he’s really into fit’ness peanut butter in his mouth. Yeah, that’s a winner. I’d pay $12 for that. That could’ve been a lot dirtier. Yeah, yeah. I bet that woman sells a version of this that’s not about peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and we have another one. Let me see it first. Oh. Okay. Wowzer. Alright, so this is number one. Number one for sure. You know, I’ve really, I’ve really, this is a TikTok, right? Revealing shirts? It could be. It should be. Is this a TikTok? It’s a TikTok Live. What I’m about to do is a TikTok. We’re live on TikTok. What do you say at the top of TikToks to make people want? Exactly that. We’re live on TikTok, we gotta stay vertical. No, we’re not live. This is a TikTok clip. Okay. But stay vertical. Stay behind me. And then what do we say? It’s like. You gotta get down. Check out my shirt! Can you tell me what’s on it? Before I show it to you? How’s that? That’s good. I like it. I like the cadence. And then I look off and I read it as it happens. I’m the guy who reads it. I’m gonna start here. That’s the top of a peanut butter jar. Oh no, stop. Check out this shirt. Can you tell me what it says before I show it to you? I like the way you’re grabbing people. That’s a peanut butter jar. That has been anthromphomorphized. And then what? And then what? Oh, oh yeah, he’s about to, he’s got a little whip. Oh no, he’s a dom. He’s a dom, and his little sub is down there. His sub? Oh. What’s that in his other hand, a peanut? God, the suspense. Oh, he’s dom, he’s dom-ing some jelly. Look at that. He’s got a little peanut. He’s like, you know where this goes. And, and jelly’s like, I do know where it goes. Come on! Come on, Lucas! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that one. Come on, come on. I’m gonna wear that to a different kind of cookout. That, we gotta do the winner for TikTok. And, hello TikTok, the winner is. No, we gotta do this one, here. get back, get back vertical. Well, but now they’re doing the horizontal. But not for this. You click it and it goes horizontal. This isn’t worth. This is a separate TikTok? Separate TikTok. Okay. Full screen. Okay. This is the, this is what our TikTok is turning into. Okay. Get behind me. This is not vertical! Exactly. It’s not horizontal. Let’s do horizontal. Let’s see. A B testing, man. Okay. Well, this is just a better shirt. Okay. Alright. I’m gonna act like I’ve never seen it before. Hey, can you guess what this shirt says before I show it to you? I’m into fitness. What’s that? A peanut butter coconut? No, a piece of bread with peanut butter on it. Oh, I’m into fitness. Fitness, I said. Oh, fit’ness. Oh, fit’ness peanut! Fit’ness peanut butter! Fit’ness peanut butter in my mouth! You got it! You got it! I did, after I read it. That’ll get some clicks. And finally It’s like, yeah, keep coming. Now it seems like, it seems like you’re having a second to figure this out. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, all right. Did you just rip it? I rip the tag off every time because I’m a pro. See, there’s no tag there. Are you ready? Also ready. I told a friend, I’m into peanut butter. I told a friend I’m into fitness. I’m into burger. I told a friend I’m into burger, peanut, burger butter. I told a friend I’m into burger. Yep, I told a friend I’m into burger. Peanut butter burgers. What? With peanut butter? Now, we’re no longer friends? That’s it. Hold on. I told a friend I’m into burger with peanut butter. I take issue with that. I don’t know, man. What are you into? Burger with peanut butter. We’re no longer friends because of your grammar. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, that one’s weird, man. Now, what we should have done is this. We’re back on TikTok again. Oh, okay. This is what we should have done. Yeah, yeah, this is the one. You know, fast forward three years, this is all we’re doing. I hope so. It seems easier. Because, and we’re selling them all, right? Don’t, don’t, talk about anything but the. But the shirt. Hey, can you guess what this shirt says before I show it to you? Yes. I will certainly try. Peanut. Peanut. Peanut. Bee-ter? Bee-ter. Peanut bee-ter. Rudder. Peanut butter. Rudder. Okay. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Grits. Peanut butter. Peanut butter sh? I’m into peanut butter sh. Oh, peanut butter slut? Yes, we are! Yay! I think I’m gonna start calling my wife my kitten. Yeah, cause you were talking about how you didn’t have a. Pet name. A pet name for her. I’m gonna try it on for size. Kitten?