Welcome to Good Mythical More. Before us, we have Instagram posts. I’m removing them now, but they will come back. Because what we’re gonna do. – More on that later. – Is we’re going to match the crew member to their first Instagram post. Maybe we’ll dig up our own as well. But first, we’re going to celebrate a Mythical Beast. Karla wore some merch out in the wild, posted it with hashtag Merchicality. Sometimes, when you do that, we find you, and we say, you’re in trouble! You’re in trouble! Here’s $50 to spend on some more merch! To spend on some more merch! Congratulations, Karla. Spend it well. Wooo hoo hoo! Come in here, crew! All right, let’s see! Let’s see what everyone’s put on their Instagram first! All right, y’all. Okay, I don’t know. I don’t know. Gotta scooch. Get closer. It’s the thing that we always do. Welcome, Taylor, Emily, Nicole. And for the first time, for the first time. Where do I look? For the first time on Good Mythical More, Katrina. Hi. Yay! Get in here. Well, hold on. Come on, Taylor. But, Katrina has been, you have been here on a More before. No. She was on a main, which. Wasn’t it Meet the Crew? Meet the Crew, Meet the Crew, that was a More. Walked through. Remember I walked through, I gave you a button Rhett, remember? Yeah, yeah, I still wear it every day. Right, how could you have done that if you weren’t on a More? For the first time, as a featured guest. Featured. Yes. This is different. I mean, are they featured? I mean, I can leave. I consider this. It’s starring. Featured, starring, starring, starring. A co-star. Let’s get started. I’m so glad you’re here, Katrina. Thank you. Again. Okay, I’ll take it. Okay, someone. Taylor, I’m glad that you’re here too. Thank you. Yep. One of these four people. Emily. Yeah? It’s great to have you here. You know what’s so funny before we get started? The first More I was ever in was Match the Crew to Their First Tweet. Oh. Really? So, we’re the same, kind of. Yeah, so you can help. Just want to make it about me for a second. Prepare for this. Yeah. Emotionally. Yeah. And last but not least Nicole. Glad that you’re here. Oh my god, thank you so much. With a new haircut. Yeah, it’s short now. Yeah. Yeah. What do you call it? What did you ask for? It’s, you know, I just had a little picture. Kinda like a shaggy bob, I guess. Was it of a celeb? No, it was a thing I found on Pinterest. Okay. It was a bob for curly hair. That’s what I looked for. Shaky bob for curly hair. Shaggy. Shaggy bob. Shaky bob. You don’t want to ask for. But here’s the thing, but here’s the thing, here’s the thing, Nicole, because you are now a featured guest on Good Mythical More, people can just ask for the Nicole. That’s so true. So get a good look, because that’s what you could ask for. The shaggy bob for curly haired people. This person, posted for the first time on Instagram January 29th, 2012. Hey, that’s 14 years ago. Everybody here is over 14. No, it’s 12. Oh, twelve years ago. Right? Did you say twenty? I said fourteen and it’s twelve. I’m a little confused today. I heard forty. I’ve had too much peanut butter. Somebody’s watching this two years from now. That’s who I was speaking to. Let’s see it. It is a, they used a collage feature. And they created a four paneled collage of starfish. What? Can I take a closer look at this? Yeah, you can. Okay. Alright. So, this is a person who has access to the beach, or access to a seashell shop. It’s kind of artsy. This is. Oh, and the caption is, I sea, Spelled S-E-A. So, this person is funny. Wow. I sea. This is a coastal grandma kind of post. I sea. Really is. I sea. This is somebody who. Oh, it has zero likes, by the way. Okay. That hurts. That hurts. Zero likes in 14 years? Well, it’s just 12. Well, hang on. Give it another two. The first, the first post is like, you’re just giving it a go and nobody, it gets buried. Nobody. Right, right, right, right. So the person is not in it. So. No one is in it, in any of these. This is someone who doesn’t like to make everything about them. You know, the Instagram does go through trends. Cause right now we’re in like that Gen Z dump trend. You know, where it’s like you can’t, you have to post like multiple photos that are like This is throughout my October. Or you know, like that’s what the cool thing is. But when it first started it was like, you know? Artsy? No, I don’t think it was artsy. It was pictures of stuff, not pictures of you. Yeah. With like a large filter. We became much more self obsessed. I remember being conscious of like, I gotta have, like, for every four pictures I post, only one of them can be of me. Yeah. And then like, now they’re all of me. I think this is somebody who, went to film school. Okay. Taylor? I think this is Taylor. Because of the collage? Yeah, because of the collage. And it’s like, it’s different starfish, but then they kind of, because of the collage, it gives the illusion of it being a complete starfish, and that’s artsy. That filter’s cool. Yeah. Yeah, the filter’s cool. You know, this is, this is Taylor aesthetic. Okay. Bless you. Let’s see what we got here. Jinx. Sorry. This is another collage. This is a four panel of a car, outside profile. Inside back. I’m selling my car. If you know anyone that is interested, let me know. 2000 Ford Escort ZX2 $1,200. What was the year here? $1,200. 117,921 miles. That’s a lot of miles. September of 2012. How many likes? Three. Oh, okay. So, there were, a few people were interested in this. This is someone who didn’t really understand what Instagram was about. It’s not, it’s not Facebook marketplace. It’s not Craigslist. It could have been though. Back in the day. I’m selling my car. So I’ve signed up for this Instagram thing. Let me see here. Who drives an Escort and puts 112,000 miles on it? They drove to California and they were like, oh man, I gotta, I gotta fund my entertainment habit. Ooh, very clean. Also, it doesn’t look like California. It is clean. Yeah, they took this picture before they moved. They took this picture. Oh, thank you. That helps. Okay, so. Oh, those, those headlights. Those trees are not California. But also those headlights, that is so 2000s. It looks like a spider’s face. Yes! It does. I kinda love though. Did those come on if you switched to brights? Like, what happened to the middle there? I don’t know. It’s just there for looks. I like that, kind of. Aesthetic. This. Now, the car doesn’t fit in any one square, as you can see. There’s no, like, you can’t see a full shot of the car. Well, you gotta see the detail. They’re hiding something. I don’t, I can’t see Emily in this Escort. Can you see me as one? No. I pictured you as a car, and I got really confused. No, I probably wouldn’t be a good one. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like we’re talking Nicole here. Yeah. You know, I could see her rolling down the road, windows rolled down. – Shaking hair. – Shaky bob. Shaky bob in the wind. Bob shaking in the wind. There it is, there’s the Nicole. Carney said something, I don’t know if I should ask him what he said. I said Sting playing on the speaker. Hey! Sting can still get it. Desert Rose. Hell yeah. Alright, let’s see the next one. Okay, we got January 8th, 2014. That’s ten years ago. Eight likes. This appears to be something under a microscope. For those of you looking to conceive. I know the happening. Oh my god. Brooklyn sidewalks to get frozen sperm. Wait, that’s what it says? Hashtag biological clock. Hashtag polar vortex. Hashtag no sleep in Brooklyn. Looking to conceive. This was also, this person was two years, at least two years late to using Instagram. And this is the entry point into the platform. Yeah. This is bold. It’s a bold move. So. I know the happening Brooklyn sidewalks to get. Frozen sperm, so the idea here is that you have got, you have caught some sperm on the sidewalk? Yeah, it’s in the polar vortex, so like Is that a condom? That is a condom. Oh, it’s a condom. Oh my gosh. Oh, it’s a condom. Oh my gosh. I thought maybe it was like an egg, and there were like things swimming towards it. Yeah, I thought this was a microscope photo. But yeah, but then you see like the, in the upper right hand corner, it looks like a tree branch coming in. I couldn’t tell what was happening. So this is. Is there literally frozen sperm in there? I think yes. It is a sidewalk condom during a very cold winter in 2014. Hashtag biological clock. This is Emily. I believe that in 2014. Were you in New York? This is your sense of humor. Did you live in New York? You lived in New York. I know that Katrina lived in New York. It’s. well. you know something crazy? We’ve both lived in the same places, and Arkansas, right? Oh, so, okay. In Arkansas? We both lived in Arkansas, and then we both lived in Brooklyn, like, at the same times. In the same area, I think. In the same area. You were in Bushwick, right? Yeah. Yeah. So, there we go. We know it’s one of them. I was in Bed-Stuy. I would like to say, I also. We say Bushwick to seem cool. Have you ever lived in New York? Never once. Okay. In this year, I lived in New York. You were also in New York in 2014? You were all in New York in 2014? Where were you? Yeah? I was at NYU. In film school. Oh, cool. Oh, maybe, maybe that’s you. Yeah, I’m doing the opposite of what I did last time, where I’m implicating myself in all of them. Okay, alright, yes. Well, new haircut, new you. Yeah, now I’m not giving it away this time. Where did you live, Nicole? Yeah, I was in the dorm that year, so I was in. No, but where? In the Village. Nice. That’s the dream. We didn’t have that. No condoms in the sidewalk there. This could be Katrina, but we can stick with Emily. And then finally, we have a computer screen. Four likes, June 18th, 2013. This is a Windows, I don’t know what’s happening, so here’s a pic of a school computer freaking out. Okay, bye! Oh, gosh. I don’t know what’s happening. So here’s a pic of a school computer freaking out. Okay, bye. Four likes. Honestly, this is the best one so far, I think. So, was this person 11 at the time that this was posted? This was 11 years ago. Yeah, right, right, right. So, this is 2013? This is a, this is a computer lab. This is a college computer lab. Could this be at NYU? Yep, that’s what I’m thinking. Did somebody implicate themselves? This is a college computer lab, and we know that Nicole was in college in 2014. She’s probably in college in 2013. I think we should do the switcheroo. I think we should. I could hear her saying something like, I don’t know what’s happening here. Okay, bye. Right, yes. Easy switch. Now, here’s the question. This is 100% you. Do you want to move this to Katrina and move this to Emily? Here’s the thing I know. I’m selling my car! This looks like it could be Tennessee in the background. In 2012? Could also be Arkansas. They were both there. I’m selling my car. This is, this is right before Emily moved to New York from wherever she was before, which is in this picture. Katrina is the one taking condom pictures out there on the sidewalk. Can you guys pull up our first Instagram photos? Uh oh. We’ll show those if you stick around. Okay. Well, let’s just hand you that. You wanna switch it, huh? Alright, we can switch it. We can switch it. It’s a toss up. I don’t feel strongly about it, but I’m just saying I have a little bit more to go off of here. Let’s just say. alright, so, are we right? Yes. We were 100 percent right here. Yeah. So, we’re we’re good to go. Well, you didn’t, do you know what’s happening now? No. Absolutely not. But I will say, not a college computer lab, this is my high school computer lab. Senior year. So. you’re really young we get it Yeah, I’m a baby, but I was about to go to, this is not an interesting story. I was about to go to film camp. I was about to go to film camp and I took a picture. Someone said I had to get an Instagram so I could document my summer. Where was the film camp? In L.A. Cool. Film camp. Sounds fun. I was really cool. What came of that? I went to film school. And now I’m here. You got a purpose. You found your purpose. I sure did. Are we right, Taylor? Yay! We were right about those. So, it really comes down to these two. How you coming with ours? Alright, we’ll keep them in suspense. This is a kind of joke that Emily would make, though. I do think that. Wait, I wanna know more about this starfish. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay It’s my mom’s bathroom. I knew coastal grandma! You’re totally right. Well, from Pennsylvania, so she’s dreaming of the bathroom or the ocean. She’s dreaming of the bathroom. Yeah, but can I just say, the fact that I have zero likes, and these have, like, how is this? Look at it. That’s beautiful. This is beautiful. I’m currently liking it. Like, I see but nobody else see. I think it’s because you were the earliest. You were too early. Too early. January 2012, you were the first one to move. – I see. – Yeah, you got there too quick. Nobody was there. You’re like those people who got comment first, and then no one likes it. I’m not selling anything I guess. I’m sorry. Do we want to switch them? I mean, you said you couldn’t picture that car with Emily. I don’t know exactly why. I wanna stick with my guns then. Okay. Katrina, is this your car? It is. Yes! See? Yeah, it didn’t work. You still have it? No, I, it’s really messed up. It like, would just like break down. Like it broke down on the highway one time and. You did not disclose that in the caption of. That’s really messed up. Well, yeah, but the best part is, is it didn’t drive for like a week and a half and my stepdad’s like, hey let’s try to sell it. And I was like, alright. So this guy came and it worked when he came. And we just kind of were like. – Have fun. – It worked. It worked at the right time. Yeah, honestly, no. So, it did work? I mean the, you said it. It worked at, like, but it didn’t work. Oh, the Instagram post worked. Did you say the brakes had a problem? Yeah, like if I was trying, like if I tried to stop. You don’t always need brakes. It wouldn’t stop. The car would just keep driving. Oh my god, you maybe killed someone. I could have killed someone, but, oh. Oh! Rhett. Look at him. Yep. This is your first Instagram post? This is in California. Yeah, because, I put that wig on for a, for a video and I was like, well, this is the kind of thing you put on Instagram if you’re a comedian. You look like you’re about to say leave Britney alone. No caption? Presented without comment? 4,800 likes. Geez, Rhett. Taylor. Alright. Oh look. November 10th, 2011. I got in before y’all. That’s what I’m saying, I think my first one was 2011 too, so we’re. I’m sure mine wasn’t. You don’t think so? Oh, you, you waited two years. We be clubbing. That’s not. That’s, thats rough. I remember that. That is a lyric from a song. That was at the YouTube space. What are you holding? Oh, it’s a club. I’m holding a club. That was at the YouTube space and there was a set. I don’t even remember what it was for, some video. I think this was, this was the Nicki Minaj Anaconda ripoff set for. Oh, YouTube Rewind. YouTube Rewind. So yeah, it took me, it took me a while longer to get on Instagram than it did you, like a year and a half later. You were still on, what was the name of that one that was photos before Instagram? Daily? DailyBooth. DailyBooth. Oh, I forgot about that. You were a DailyBooth guy. I got you to take this photo of me. Yeah, that’s why it’s so well composed. And it’s got that hipstamatic filter on it. It has a vignette. Yeah. It looks cool. 9,100 likes, though. That’s. Pretty good. 667 comments. You won. So, you see that, Taylor? You could, you could do that. They’re both, they’re both puns. I’m confused. I don’t, like, this is making me really upset. Yeah. Y’all gotta like, y’all gotta like that. Go like Taylor’s Instagram So, this obviously is your sperm. That’s, well, no, I just, I. What’d you do with it? Nothing, I just took a picture of it because I thought it was funny at the time. It was cold out and I was like, somebody is going for it outside. Yeah. That’s, good for them. But no, I didn’t, I don’t know if there was any sperm in there. Oh, good. But this pushed you to get an Instagram? I don’t know. I was. – You were like. – I don’t know. I think I’ve got my first photo. I don’t know. Yeah. I didn’t understand. I waited to get on Instagram. I was kind of like not into it at first. I kind of do that with all apps. Yeah. That’s me. Be resistant. Hey, but we are a queen’s sweep today. Yes. And, you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna actually still not post anything on Instagram. Oh. I don’t do that much. I hope y’all are following me. It took you a while. No, I don’t follow. He’ll never get around to it. No, he got around to it! Oh, he did? You did it very recently, and I was like, I screenshotted it as a memory. Like, to be like, he did it. It’s been nearly five years. Sometimes I just was like, oh, I don’t, I don’t follow this person from Mythical. I’m gonna follow them. I mean, that’s, that’s how, that’s how it works with me. Yeah, it was like everyone else, and then not me. Are you? No, that’s not true. It was. Oh, that’s not true. I even talked to Ben about it once. I was like, did I do something wrong? Why isn’t he following me? This is why you shouldn’t follow anybody! We will awaken you in 15 minute increments. Alternating between me probing you, and you probing me in the anus. I ain’t going on your ship, if we’re going to be doing stuff with the anus.