Who makes the worst buffalo wings? Let’s talk about. Good. Mythical Morning. We’d like to take a moment to address a very small but unfortunate group of people. If you were born between December twenty-fourth and January first, your life sucks, and I’m sorry. Every year, on the day when the world ought to be revolving around you, your birthday’s thunder is always getting stolen by Jesus, or holiday parties or a new year that might not even be good. Your birthday falls within the most overlooked, unmotivated, and hungover week of the year. And worst of all, there is nothing that you can do about it. So, we’re going to do something about it. Babies born nine months from today or any day this week will be doomed to one of those God forsaken birthdays. Which is why we are officially declaring this week, Celibacy Week. Spread the word to not spread your legs for the next five days. We’re urging you to ignore your urges, keep it in your pants, and just say no to sex. This is for the forgotten children. Speaking of, chicken wings are the worst. No, they’re not. Okay, you got me there. But, someone’s chicken wings have to be the worst, and today we’re going to find out. It’s time for Scornhole Worst Everything Edition. Welcome to the Scornhole Field Zone. Link? Yo. Okay, doody heads. There are wings from five different restaurants in front of you, and you’re going to guess which were voted the worst by the Mythical Beasts. Each bean bag color corresponds to a different restaurant’s wings, and the bag representing the worst wing will be worth the most points. I hear that, and I’m excited to try these Popeyes wings. They’re pushing these. Oh, they’re fried wings. They’re brand new. They got some sauce on them. Interesting. They’re sweet. And then they’re. Oh, they’re really hot. Oh, my god. Man, it hit me right at the same time you said hot. But isn’t it a weird kind of hot? It’s a good hot. It’s a sweet hot. It’s, like, granulated. And the friedness of the wings. I got to recommend those. The breading of the wings. But who knows about them? Well, I knew about them. They’re new. Buffalo Wild Wings. Nobody’s going to vote for it. Classic wing. That’s good, too. Everybody knows about that. Now, Stevie, what’s Hoots? Hoots is Hooters. It’s a Hooters offshoot. Offshoot. Offshoot. What’s the difference? No Hooters anymore? No boobies, man. They’ve gone family friendly. I don’t know what’s happening behind the scenes, but. What’s family friendlier than a boob? Right? You know? It’s like the first thing you see. When your family expands. Even before you can see you’re going towards it. Right. I remember the wings being bigger. And is that because? Go on. Is that because we were little boys? Going to Hooters? Yeah. Little boys. We went to Hooters as high schoolers. That was when we were, we were boys. Boys will be boys. We don’t go anymore, though. No, we don’t. But we might go to Hoots. I would say that those Hoot wings. Pretty solid. Were good. Now, if people know, if people actually have tried Domino’s wings, they know that it’s a totally different thing that does not match up to anything that we’ve had so far. I mean, I can take a bite just to prove it. If it wasn’t for the bone in the middle, you could probably take it intravenously. That’s how mushy it is. Yeah. It has a sponge like consistency. The contents of this box may blow your mouth’s mind. That’s cool branding. Yeah, that’s cool. Pizza Hut. A bigger, breadier, crispier. I’ve just been thinking about boobs this whole time now. Definitely better. Boobs on the brain. What? Be more specific, Stevie. I just meant since you were talking about them, I found myself distracted. Okay. Tell us about what you’re seeing. Boobs, I said. Stevie, don’t be thinking about boobs. It’s Celibacy Week. Oh, yeah, and I’m not either. Let’s go over here. Actually, I’m going to get another one of these. Yeah. These Popeyes wings are good, dude. Yeah, they are. Here’s the thing. My experience with this game tells me that when people haven’t had something, they think they don’t like it. In fact, I found out via some comments that the reason that people didn’t pick Count Chocula recently. Yeah. Was because they didn’t know who Count Chocula was. It’s hard to say. So, it’s like not knowing something makes them not like it. But I know for a fact that Domino’s isn’t any good, so. Listen, that is not the type of mindset you need to have. You need to have a growth mindset. Well, that’s why I didn’t go with it. I’m going with Domino’s. Well, shoot. I like starting on a hole. Domino’s is the worst. Maybe I shouldn’t have done that. It is Celibacy Week. Forget I dropped it in the hole. Okay? Don’t think about it. Are you always there? No. Are you always there. Boom! You went Domino’s too? Yeah, because it’s the worst. I’m going to go Hooters because I think that people are like, Hoots? What’s Hoots? Hooters, don’t like that. That’s the thinking. People are like, making those ladies dress up in those tank tops and those short shorts. That’s not good. I hate those wings. And hula hoop sometimes. They got hula hoops? Say less. I mean, I wouldn’t know. Oh! Okay. He’s hurting me. Gotta stick with Domino’s. Yes! He’s back. People think that Popeyes makes good chicken, so they wouldn’t vote for that. People know wild wings are good. Pizza Hut? Going back to Domino’s. He’s going back to Domino’s. I think I’m going to go with Pizza Hut, because people have had it. It’s better than Domino’s. But people don’t know. But some people don’t think that. Almost hit the hole. Got my motor running. Out of the five wings, in order from least bad to worst, we have Buffalo Wild Wings for one point. Yep. Popeyes for two points. You gave them the benefit of the doubt. No surprises. Hoots for three points, and Pizza Hut for four points. Which means the worst wings, according to the MBs, are from Domino’s. The blue bags for five points. Blue bags. But you still get a nice, modest lead. Now, you might get blue bags this week, but remember, it’s worth it. Yep. Up next, we have five common popsicle colors slash flavors. But which did the Mythical Beasts say is the worst? I know you don’t like to bite. You can just lick. I can’t lick these. I usually hold these in my hand until they start to melt. And then I like. I just bite very aggressively. What’s your favorite? Purple is my favorite. I like the neon blue, too. I like orange because it’s refreshing. What is green? Good question. What is that? That’s very citrusy. But not as citrusy as that. That’s like lime. I don’t typically, there it goes, like orange anything because. Cut that out. I got sick drinking an orange Gatorade as a kid once and now I don’t like orange stuff. Purple’s the best, you’re right. Okay. Also don’t like how when you suck on it, it cuts the edges of your mouth. The plastic does. You suck too hard, man. That happen to you? No, because I don’t suck that hard. Okay. I’m going with. I take that as constructive feedback. What I thought tasted the worst. Which I think is. Green. Green. Yep. Yes! All right. Door’s open. I do agree that green was not a good taste. It is nothing. I’m sorry. Let me get into better position. I don’t want to cut you off here Over the back. Green is a little bit wild today. Wild willy. Can’t get the green in the hole. Got the green in the hole. You should do exactly what I did. You should say, can’t get the green in the hole, because it does something psychologically, and then you make it go in the hole. See, what I need to do is, I need to start playing more aggressively. Yeah, yeah. Throw two bags. And people might not like orange. So I’m going to try to get ahead by putting the orange in the hole. I can’t get the green in the hole. See? It works! That’s the phrase, that pays. Is it can get the green in the hole? Is that what you said? That’s what you said. Yeah. Is that what you said? Can’t get the green in the hole. Over the hole. Okay. And now I got to negate you by begetting the green in the hole. By begetting. He beget the green bag. I can’t get the green in the hole. You’re on the board. I have a feeling you’re going to be pretty upset with the Mythical Beasts on this one. Oh, you greeners. No. In order from least bad to worst, we have red for one point, blue for two points, green for three. Oh, you all going to say purple, aren’t you? Orange for four points, which means the worst flavor, according to the Mythical Beasts, is purple. They hate grape. For five points. They hate grape. They hate grape. Why are you all such grape haters? It’s the best. We’ve proven this time and time again that grape is the best. You’re wrong. What? I think they’re going to have to write in. Yeah. And tell us. Yeah, we need it. So, we’ll know their home address. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. We’ll create a PO box for it. In front of you are slogans from some of the most popular drink brands. But which do the Mythical Beasts think was the worst? So, it’s not that these are all bad, it’s that they’re popular, but one is the least liked by the Beasts. Folgers, the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. That’s true. Miller High Life, the champagne of beer. Nice. Mountain Dew. Do the Dew. Do the Dew. Little repetitive Sprite, obey your thirst. That’s also, I like the sprite in you. They’ve got multiple ones, don’t they? Obey your thirst is what’s on trial here. And then milk is, got milk? Question mark. You know, I kind of feel like you’ve got the advantage here, given the way you’re dressed. Yes, because it’s wonderful. It’s collegiate, and it’s very, like, retro pandemic, I call it. You know? Yeah, Bring that back. We got this. We also have the green T-shirt, and look at these sweatpants. 1984. That’s the year that we met. Yes, it is. Link. Get these at mythical. com. Is it cozy? Super cozy, super comfy. It’s going to give me the edge to take the lead in this final round. Okay. Wow, man. Who cannot, like, got milk? It’s been parodied by so many people, like, we went through the whole got Jesus thing, you know? That we put on T-shirts back in the 90s. Obey your thirst feels a little, like, a little too imperative, maybe. Maybe we don’t like that. We want to rebel against that. And when you obey your thirst, why does that automatically mean Sprite? It could be water. It probably should be. It could be anything out there. The champagne of beers. That’s the thing that strikes me as, first of all, a lot of people don’t like champagne. You know what I’m saying? That’s dumb. I don’t even like champagne. I don’t like to celebrate. I think it is a great logo. I love it. It’s a great slogan. But as we’ve established. The champagne of beers, man. The Mythical Beasts, they don’t think like us. They think grape’s bad. Yeah. Why do they even watch us? I don’t know. So, he’s going for the champagne of beers. Oh, no. You put a little twerk on it. It almost went right off. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cump Link. I know. Hey, hey. What week is it, man? What week is it? I don’t know. Isn’t that how you say cup? Cump. Cump makes me uncomfortable, man. Uncump-table. Oh, gosh. I don’t know how that happened, but What you were going to say is, it’s such a long slogan. By the end of it, you forget that it’s cup and you say cump. Don’t say it again. Okay. No, I was going to say, the best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cump. It’s anything but Folgers. Yeah, you’re right. It is a bad coffee. It’s not a good coffee. Right. I mean, when Folgers first came about, it was before coffee, actually existed I think. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I think that’s spilling into this, and it’s like, it’s just, people know it’s lies. Yes, lies On the board. Link, you were so convincing with your cump logic, that I’m going to go with Folgers as well. You nestled right against me. I joined you over there. I’ve got to hit the hole. The hole is wide open. I’m not accepting it, that you voted for the Dew, or obey your thirst or milk. I mean, no votes for those. Maybe they don’t like milk because it’s purple. It really comes down to these two. You know what I’m saying? Right. Is that, you all just hate purple? It’s purple for you right now. It’s not purple for them. And you know what? You didn’t show them purple milk? I’m sticking with Folgers. Because if you showed them grape milk, they’d hate it. I’m committed to Folgers only. Okay. Yes! That’s good. Wow, wow, wow. The pressure is on, dude, because the point differential, it’s within my grasp. Look at you getting scared and going Folgers. Well, the more you talked about it and reminding me how bad Folgers is, I was like, yeah, that’s what they’re going to vote for. The best part of. What was that? I think it hit. What was that? It hit nothing but air. That’s crazy. And bounced out. Oh, man, you can really seal the deal here, I think. Yep. I can’t make the green go in the hole. Dang it. I think you sealed it, man. In order, from least bad to worst, we have Folgers for one point. No, what? What? I shouldn’t have listened to you, man. Why? Mountain Dew for two points, milk for three points, Sprite for. Dang it, I was right. Which means the worst slogan, according to the Mythical Beasts is Miller High Life. The yellow bags for five points. What does that mean? And Rhett, you take the win. What? And I’m sorry to tempt you on a week such as this, but Corny Grandma has a little something for you. Her pin-up poster. Oh, hello. Here you go. I was Miss December 1954. Do you want to be my Mr. May? It’s a May December thing. 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