GMMore 2572: Dumbest AI Business Ideas

Welcome to, what is it? Good Mythical More. Also not sponsored by Tide Pens. We’re going to be looking at. There you go. AI logos for businesses. And then trying to figure out what the business that that business is in. Yeah, like we fed it a business type and asked it to make a logo. So, you’re gonna have to guess what business we fed it. And we’re gonna get all of them right. Yeah. Cause it’s that kind of day. But first we’re gonna tell a 10 word story. Italians. Creep. Up. On. Swiss. People. Because. They. Are. Judgmental. But. That. Doesn’t. Mean. That. They’re. Bad. It. Just. Means. That. They. Have. Interest. And. Susceptibility. For. The Dutch. When you take two words, that’s how you end it. The Dutch. I thought that it was one word in my mind. Italians creep up on Swiss people and they are judgmental, but that doesn’t mean that they are bad. It just means, that’s all y’all can keep up with? I know, we were going fast! They have. They’re, they’re susceptible To the Dutch. Something is susceptible to the Dutch. World affairs is one of the things that we’re talking about today. Okay, I think this is gonna work. And the Italians It’s really dissipating. Because of the way that we have to be prepared for these dinners with dignitaries. Of course, I already have this over here that everybody thinks is a stain. Every weekend, dinners with dignitaries. I wish I hadn’t signed us up for that club. Because it makes me anxious about the weekend now. I know, trying to impress them. What dignitary is going to be at this restaurant this time? I got carpal tunnel just from rolling noodles in my spoon. Yeah. It’s ugly, it’s real ugly. And I can’t do it with the other hand, you know, it’s awkward, you know. It’s like, you get really good at doing it with one hand, and then you can’t do it with the other hand. Well, because in some countries it’s offensive to do it with the other hand, and one of the dignitaries might be from that country. My, anything that you do with one hand as a child and children, if you’re listening. Good. You start alternating hands. Early on. It’s great for your brain, actually. Alternate hands early on. You know? Start brushing your teeth with the other hand. – Start brushing your. – They say that. I saw it on TikTok. There you go. And then a dignitary backed it up. You know what I’ve started doing? I’ve started brushing my teeth the opposite route. So like, my entrance, my entrance one day is my exit the next day. Slow down, one thing at a time, man. But I gotta switch hands now, too. Yeah, yeah, I’m growing as a person, Rhett. Well, you know, I’m growing as a person because about three years ago, I started a route. You know what I’m saying? There you go, you gotta hit every tooth, man. Some people don’t have a route, now I have a very specific route. Let’s see the first picture. Oh, wow, look at that. Water ladders. So. They make ladders to get out of pools. This is like a. Pool ladders. I don’t know, it looks like an ocean. So there’s a, that’s a tumultuous sea, that is not, a pool. So it could be a wave pool. So, it’s like, Wave Pool Exit Company. I think it just, I think it’s a regular pool ladder, but they’re trying to make pool ladders seem as exciting as they possibly could be. You know what I mean? What if this is like, Fish Heaven Access Company. Fish heaven. Like that’s, you know, right? You know fish think that heaven is above them. – Right. – They’re like, sometimes they, they jump into it. Yep, and they just go right back. And then they’re like, sometimes, Oscar. They get a glimpse of it. Oscar goes up there and anybody, everybody who leaves never comes back. They get pulled out. Sometimes God pulls them out with a string and they never come back. And then they, the ones that do come back have a crazy story. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I’m saying? It’s like a, I could barely breathe. It was nuts. Mouth probing. It’s like I was getting so much air. That’s what heaven’s like. Are we close? Yeah, we’re. Well, what, so what is the name of the company? Pool Ladders Inc. Fish Heaven Access Incorporated. Okay. Let’s see what it actually is. Slippery Ladders? Have you seen that video of the grandma trying to get on the boat? Apparently everybody else has. Hold on, let me, just give me a second. So what are you gonna do? They’re gonna watch me? No, no. Watch that? Yes, that’s what happens now. I show you videos and they have to go look it up. Slippery Ladders, huh? On boat. Why would anybody wanna buy a slippery ladder? I guess that you get down quicker. Look, look, look. What, are you filming me? Granny’s first on the boat. She just went straight in the ocean, man. She just went. She like, sat right between the boat and the dock. She thought that the gap was like a step. I don’t know what she thought. Granny, I don’t know what granny thought. She was just like. I don’t know if granny thinks anymore, honestly. At all, because. I mean, she was just like. The next thing that happens in the video is when somebody says, she can’t swim! Arms didn’t go up or nothing. – It was just. – Nothing. Oh, gosh. I watched that at least 20 times in a row last night. When it’s your time, sometimes, you know, you just embrace it. She wanted to go to fish heaven. Granny did. You might notice, ladders also has some interesting things going on. And I guess what we did was we asked ChatGPT for a logo for Slippery Ladders, spelled it correctly. They came up with this, but then they also gave us like descriptions of the company. Good. So, it says, this is a logo for Slippery Ladders, a company taking an innovative approach to climbing solutions by making ladders with lubricated rungs. The logo combines modernity, playfulness, and a sense of safety and reliability. Perfect for the brand’s identity. Yep. They’re little safe, lubricated ladders. And why is it that they get spelling so wrong? I don’t know. I say they, it, them, I don’t know. All right, let’s decipher the next one. Oh, that’s beautiful. Kind of monochromatic brain on. Brain blankets. It’s a brain, it looks like it’s tablets, like different, is that, is it, is it like, you know if you have an iPad with like a cover on it? No, but they’re nicely folded blankets. Well, no. Sheets. No, what, they’re. Smart sheets. Why are they so folded though? Smart stacks. And then there’s, okay, so obviously the blurred part is the words. At first I just thought it was clouds. I don’t think it is blankets, right? Because it wouldn’t just be folded. It’s, it’s four words. Is that, is it cheese? That’s not, yeah, like a sliced cheese. No, it’s weird. It does look like it would just be like a case for something. Could it be books? No. Like weird books? Why would they make books like that? Well, I mean, why do they spell ladders with two R’s? I don’t know how the, the letter thing works. So, is the word brain in it? Like, can we look under the? No, I don’t think we can do partial reveals. I will say, like, the two, like, the brain and then what’s underneath them. Well, that’s not very helpful. Represent the company name. Which is kind of the game we’re playing. Brain blankets. But they’re not blankets. What’s another? You use a brain as a symbol for? Thought. Smart. Mind. Yeah, you’re in the right territory. Think. Think. Think blankets. Thinklets. Cut. Can you give us a hint about what the brain is on? It is, sheets. Okay, alright. Smart, smart bed. But it’s not, but, so the word isn’t sheets then? Yeah. I said sheets. I just want you to acknowledge that. You did. Are you happy now? Yeah, I actually feel really happy right now. But you’re saying it’s sheets, but that’s not what it’s called? Correct. I’m saying that’s a brain and sheets. Linens. Those are not the two words. Smart linens. Brain maids. They clean your brain. You know, it’s like an app that cleans your brain. Wipes it. Wipes it clean. Is it a type of, part of a sheet, like a comforter? Laundry. Or is it like linens? Bed wear. Oh, it’s Linens N’ Brains. You know, like Linens N’ Things? You checking the email? Linens N’ Thinks. Stevie, we give up. It’s, it’s, okay, what do you do to sheets? Well, you can stain them. Oh, I can stain a sheet, boy. Remember that time I peed at your mom’s house? Okay. You fold them. Just a few months ago. Smart folds! That’s the closest, I think we’ll end there. Brain folds! Fold Genius. Now look at the text underneath. Perfftety sheeees! Perfftety sheeees! Perf tety. Perf tety sheeees. Hey, have you heard the new album from perf tety sheeees? Perf tety sheeees. He’s awesome! Perf tety I like perf tety Perf tety sheeees. You wanna go with me Friday night to see perf tety sheeees? Perf tety sheeees! And why does the top? The top line of the E gets longer with the more E’s that are added? Perf tety sheeees Fold Genius. I don’t ever want to forget that. That’s a username at least. Perf tety sheeees I think this would make you, if you have trouble spelling, this should make you feel great because they, however AI works, these computers have trouble figuring out how to piece these words together, how to piece these letters together to make words. Like, it’s kind of fascinating. I don’t know why, but it’s fascinating. Well, you told me. that it was because they interpret text as symbology. Well. And then they just, but that doesn’t make sense. In the early days. I don’t believe when you told me that. No, no. In the early days, when everybody was freaking out about the AI art, like, last year. And it would just put squiggly lines in places on, like. That was, like, artist names being, that was different than words. I don’t, I don’t know how it does the words. This one’s very inviting. What’s the description? The design is clever and visually appealing, capturing the essence of the service’s skill and precision with creative imagery. The fresh and clean color scheme of light blue, white, and a touch of green symbolizes freshness, cleanliness, and innovation. When I get to a hotel, the first thing I do is check and see if the sheeeez are perfftety You know? It’s like, and we get out of there if they’re not. I mean, sometimes I get under some perfftety sheeees, and I feel like I’m trapped, you know? You gotta kick out the bottom of a. If the thread count’s too high. If the sheeee is too perfftety. Yeah. You gotta kick your, you gotta kick hard to get that foot out. This is a good one, I like it. I don’t know exactly what they’re doing, but I guess they’re folding sheets. Okay, this is a company that finds your lost socks. I know that. Sock, sock burglar. No, sock finder. Well, but it looks like a burglar. Is that a mask? So the, yeah. Oh, they find the person who stole your socks? I think it’s just a detective. Sock detective. You’re close. So it’s lost. You, you have established what the business does. Okay. And, it’s not sock detective though, it’s sock something else. Sock seeker. But it’s steal, it’s got Steelers in it because those, because those, not only is it a. Yeah. A burglar, but those three stars are from the Pittsburgh Steelers. Okay. Right, right. It’s a Pittsburgh based business. Pittsburgh Sock Steelers. Oh, actually, that’s kind of interesting that it has those little things because they do have, is it Steelers? Is it sock Steelers? No. Sock Steeler finders. Sock, stolen sock finders. It is in the. Find your socks. It’s in the realm of a detective. It’s just. Clue. – Clue. – No, no, it’s a profession. Okay, yeah, yeah, and, and, and? Sock. Private sock investigator. Sock dicks. Private sock. A dick is a private eye. Okay. Dick Tracy. It’s. No, that’s just his name. It kind of doesn’t fully make sense, but it’s still in the same genre. What is the, what is this sock doing? Oh, well. Standing up straight. It’s full. It’s full. It’s full of water, maybe. It’s a stiff sock. I mean. This is not a perf tety sock, I’ll tell you that much. That thing’s hard as a rock. Stiff sock investigators. And you don’t like what you find. Yeah, the stiffer the sock, the better the time. You’re so close. You don’t wanna know. You don’t wanna find out the answer to that riddle. Well I mean he has a burglar hat on. He does. And he’s got a mask. So why is he an investigator? Stevie, what? Yeah, it’s confusing. And what’s more confusing is that ChatGPT decided that it could just live on its own without the company text, which is Sock Spy. But this is just, it does not have text. Sock Spy. That’s where the like, kind of burglary thing. Okay. What about those three leaves? – Yeah, the three leaves. – Is that mint? Oh, yeah. It doesn’t say, it says it’s a company that offers innovative trackers for socks. The design is clever and playful, featuring imagery that captures the essence of never losing a sock again, with a fresh and tech savvy color scheme. I was thinking it was very tech savvy. I think the leaves are like he’s hiding in the bushes. Oh, yes. Okay. Spying. All right, give me another. Yes. Actually, no. So we’ve got a key. Oh, this is somebody that helps you figure out what your WiFi code is once you forget it. Wi-Finder. This helps you break into someone else’s WiFi. That’s cooler than, I mean, this is, similar to the one that we just did, in a lot of ways. Okay. Spying on people’s WiFi networks. This is an aerial view of the Pentagon if it were a hexagon. Okay. No, what’s the main object featured? A key. A key, but then there’s a WiFi symbol. Yeah, that’s confusing. Oh, it is? Oh, ignore the WiFi symbol? No, I mean, it’s about, it’s about a key. It’s locksmiths. And I said it was similar to the one that we just Oh, lost key finder. Yeah, there you go. And what would you name this company? Key? I’m gonna pass on this one. I don’t like the design. Okay, let’s see what it’s called. Never Lost Keys. K-Y-S. Never Lost Kys. Alright. Never Lost. Kys So, basically, it’s a key that has a transponder in it? Basically an AirTag. Let’s pass. Next one. It’s an innovative company that produces smart keys with tracking technology. The logo embodies the essence of security, innovation, and peace of mind. Featuring sleek, modern designs that highlight the key’s advanced tracking capability. That’d be a cool T-shirt. Yeah, no. Oh, now this right here. This is it. So we’ve got someone running through some stanchions. This is like, what? It’s not a finish line, though. – It’s more like. – And it’s a Q. It’s sorta like, this is a company for someone to go stand in line for you. Yeah. What? Rhett, you got it! Queue. Get it? And it’s called Q. Close. I queue for you. It, yeah, yeah. Use queue in a, queue’s in the name. Queue Queue for you. Queue-ties. That’s good. Queue-ties. These are all great. Not, not, not it, but. Queue boys. Queue quickie. Queue. Queue gang. Queue-bert. Queue. Queue. Queue-l guys. Queue-l guys. Skip Queue. Skip you? Skip. Skip you. Skip. Stank-queue. Alright. Let’s see another one. Go stand in some stanky lines. Now we’ve got. That one was a good, that logo was good. I liked it. It was like, not bad. I mean, I knew what the business did. It was like a good app thing. Okay. So this is a ceiling fan that. Makes you a room smell good. I think it’s a potpourri fan. Yeah, it’s a ceiling fan. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a type of capsule you put on your ceiling fan to make the room smell better. It’s an air fan freshener. Yeah, yeah. You’re all over it. Fan. Is it, is it the word fan? Fan tab? No. Smell. What does? Ceiling smells. Okay. What’s another word for smell? Scent. Okay, and then what does a fan do? Rotate. Scented swirlies. Scent. What? Spinning scents. Spinning scents! Close. Spin scenters! No, no. Scent spinners! Scent and spin. Scent and spin. That’s it! Scent and spin. That’s it! That’s an insult, right? Yeah. David Rogers said it to me. Flipped the bird to me and said sit and spin one time. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I never forgot it. That is a much better name than Scent Spin, but also look at the, look at what it did to these letters. Let’s see it, guys. Here we go. Sent Pin. Sent Pin. Sent Pin? But we gave it Scent Spin. Oh. That’s just. Sent Pin. So that’s just how it’s spelled? Yeah. Sent Pin. Alright. It got ceiling fans right. I like those. That actually seems like something they should sell. I mean, it’s kind of scary. They can make. A little thing you put on the, of course, it probably makes it off balance or something. I don’t know. It appeared to me, that you didn’t look at how many miles there were. And how far away they were. Yeah, I just kind of felt like. You felt? That I could get there and get back.

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