Welcome to Good Mythical More. What a thrill. We just experienced the most surprising wheel ending that I’ve ever. I mean, either that was actually the first take. I. Or that kid is, needs a acting contract right now. I teared up. I teared up. That was so sweet. It was very sweet. Stevie teared up. It was so sweet. And that doesn’t happen often. That’s true. When’s the last time you cried, Stevie? That’s a different More. That’s a different More. Yeah, yeah, yeah. – The last time you. – Make a note, y’all. When’s the last time we cried? Well, it’s time for us to give our quarterly report. Okay. Of our new company, Flavored Christmas Trees. Flavored Christmas Trees. It’s exactly what you think it is. We tried to come up with a better name, and actually I think that’s what’s really sinking us at this point. I don’t think it’s the name that’s sinking us. I think it’s the concept. Well, hey, you know what? We’re really looking forward to the fourth quarter. If you guys can just hold on to the fourth quarter and specifically like the last half of the fourth quarter like really like around right after Thanksgiving, we really think things are going to get, just hold on. And don’t eat much. Yeah. Save all that flavor. Cause we need to keep this thing going. And between now and then we promise we’ll have a catchy name, like, like Chris, like, see? This is what happened to us last time. And so we just were like, oh, well, let’s just call it what it is. Flavor of Christmas Trees. Smooth-gins McButthole. How about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Jordan, come on in here. Let’s welcome Jordan Myrick to the Good Mythical More. It’s always a good time. Happy new year. Thank you. We have this amazing new. Look at this thing. – Way. – It hovers. To, look at that. I love it. I’m so happy because they, they, I think they picked up on how grumpy I got about all this being back here. There were a lot of technical issues with it. So this feels like a picture frame that hugs all of us, and I think it’s nice. It looks like we’re like selling something at a stand. Maybe flavored Christmas trees. Jordan, you look so cool today. I know, you look so cool. Thanks. Welcome to the glasses match your shirt club. Thank you. Is that how you receive all compliments, by the way? Me? Kind of. All compliments? It just took me so aback. I guess, can I ask why? No, you just look cool. You’re just like projecting some coolness. The stripes are really cool, the color combo, the glasses, everything you got going on. The way you said, what the hell? I love it. Thank you. What you envisioned when you put this together is like coming to fruition, right? Yeah, this is like every outfit you put on, you dream you’ll walk into a room and the boss of the room will go, you look really cool. And it happened. Here we go. The boss of the room. Here we go. Okay. We’re making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Yeah. I’m super excited. Now, I don’t know where we stand on this whole who won last time and who gets to go first. Where are we at here? I can’t remember, that’s not my job. Does anybody know? Well, we can look. Do you have something else to say in the meantime? Yeah. Flavor of Christmas trees. You won last time. I wasn’t happy about it. How do you know? What was it? I remember that I lost. What? We were making. I don’t know. We’re making something. Okay. Well, that means you get to go first, but that’s a big advantage, so I’m going to make sure you’re right. I’m just telling you, you won last time. I’m just telling you. I know you did. Don’t you remember picking him last time? No, I don’t remember what we. I don’t remember at all. I’m the only one that remembers. I mean, we can erase all, all, all of our past. – Yeah, you can just. – Let’s ro-sham-bo. Yeah, do rock, paper, scissors. But if I won, then you get to go first. So, go ahead. And if we were wrong, then I get to go twice the next two times. All right, fine. All right. So, there’s two types of peanut butter up here. Santa Cruz Organic Dark Roast. Very flavorful. What is it? What does dark roasted mean? They roast it really hard. So it gets really roasted. It’s not a light roast. Oh, so it makes it dark? Yeah, the longer you roast something, the darker it gets. Like with coffee beans, or? Yeah, but I don’t know if I want to do that with my peanuts. Okay. Your other option is crunchy. I don’t like extra crunchy, so I’m going to go with the Santa Cruz Organic. I want to try that now. Wow. Just for the record, Link did win last time. Oh, I did? Link, won last time? I guess you felt in your heart that you were sad about it. Well, I remember the time before that. Wow. So, do you want to? Nope. You can choose. Do you want this or did you want something else? Wow, this is a big moment. Because this is what I do. You could also go twice. No, no. Okay. Let’s just keep it, hold on. So, hold on. Do you want to steal mine or do you want to take another one? Okay, well, by choosing, yeah. I wasn’t actually gonna go for peanut butter first, but the problem is, is that if I don’t go for peanut butter, then you’ll just double up with peanut butter. If you’re smart. That’s right. And I’ll be stuck without peanut butter. Today I’m smart. I love that. So, boy. Have you ever put two different types of peanut butter on a peanut butter sandwich? I haven’t, I honestly don’t eat peanut butter sandwiches that much. Oh. But you like peanut butter? I like peanut butter. It just wasn’t like a thing I grew up with. Interesting. Are you from Australia? I’m from Australia. Okay. I need a spoon. They tend to think it’s a little bit weird. This needs to be stirred no matter who chooses it. I think it’s good. It’s just, my family’s not a big like sweets family. You know what? So this was a little bit sweet. I’ve, I would have chosen that until he opened it. And I’m, I’ll go with extra crunchy, which is not my choice, but you know what? I’m gonna take, I’m not, well, I’m not trying to take it down. I don’t have to do that anymore. Because. Jif is great. This is a game of textures. I actually love crunchy stuff. Yeah! So, are these Sporked picks, like usual? Yeah, everything’s Sporked picks like usual, so all of these are delicious. So, Sporked pick the, bring the Jif in. Pick the. But here’s where the question is. We both have the peanut butters that we have. Now, do I go, and we go. Now you go. Now I go? Yes, now you go. And then we just go back and forth? Okay. Then I am going to do the thick sliced white bread. Oh, jealous. Instead of the raisin bread. Okay. I mean, that is beautiful. I mean, this is, I’m just saying, I just think, as a purist, I feel like this is what you gotta put on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Wait, but can you do it yet? Don’t you have to choose toasted or untoasted? – Yep. – Yep, that’s true. Okay. So, I’m gonna go with raisin bread. Don’t! No! Because I have to get bread. Yeah, okay. What, what, I mean? He just already got bread. But he, he would get, he would take my bread. I know he would. You think I would go double bread? I know he would. He’s done it before. Yeah, and then he would have half a slice. Okay, alright, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right. And then what are you gonna be eating? I’m gonna use your hand. Just suck the peanut butter off my hand. Yeah, and I don’t want to do that. Hey, well, hey, that particular timeline could get the click. I could put it on my hand. And I could lick it off like a horse. And I told you before I came on, I wouldn’t be doing that today. So stop pushing it. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Specifically. All right, KG, bring in the bread. Yeah, I’m not choosing, I’m not gonna choose the bread. I mean, I’m just not choosing the bread. I haven’t chosen. What? I’m just, I haven’t chosen the bread. Okay. All right. I mean, I’m not pushing anything. You want me to lick peanut butter off your hands. No. But what if you, but hold on. If you, if you don’t choose bread and you choose toasted, you got to toast your hands. Yeah, you have to toast my hands! Alright. I want to taste this right now. So, the Sun Maid Raisin brand. It’s delicious. Do you have another piece of that? I like raisin bread, especially with a little butter on it and toasted. But I don’t know about peanut butter and jelly on it. – It’s cool. – You don’t think? It’s cool. Raisins are kind of like jelly, right? A little bit. It’s cool. Let’s, let’s, let’s. You can’t do it yet. You have to pick toasted or untoasted. I’m just gonna taste it. Alright. I want to taste this peanut butter. Alright. Oh, an extra piece. Thank you, KG. Interesting. So, toasted bread on a sandwich is often the correct choice. I do not think that is the correct choice for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Okay. So, I am not toasting the bread. Alright. So I’m gonna take untoasted bread. Okay. So. Now what if at the end you get left with toasted. It’s gonna be so weird. What were, I don’t know the rules of that. This is the hardest, semantics we’ve ever heard, I feel like. I don’t want toasted. How could I, like, stick him with toasted? – You have to. – Will it stick if I throw them? Nope. I got really close. Isn’t that good? Good God. I know. You wanna try it now? Taste it. Both of y’all, whoever. Oh, sure. I’m happy with trying raisin bread. Yeah. This bread is as delicious as their mascot is beautiful. It’s very fresh bread too. Who’s the mascot? The Sun Maid Raisin woman! If you put cinnamon and butter on this thing. Oh my gosh. Yeah. That would just be a nice cinnamon toast. I love that as it’s own thing. But you still think it doesn’t work for a PBJ? Look at this bread. This is screaming like. She’s thick. Very, very good. Double C thick. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Okay. This peanut butter is very nutty. I didn’t know that it was dark, but it’s not sweet. We talked about it. What I meant to say was, I don’t know that it’s dark having tasted it. I did not taste darkness. Oh, okay. And I also didn’t taste sweetness. So, I definitely need sweetness. Okay. Apricot preserves. We have this at the house. Okay. This brand, this is a good brand. Yeah. They make it look like it just came off of grandma’s shelf. Yeah, have you done their advent calendar? No. They do an advent calendar where it’s a different jam every day. Oh my goodness. And it’s a little one? It’s a tiny jam. That’s sweet. It’s very cute. Okay, we can make that like every flavor Christmas tree. You can add a little jam. Or apricot, I’m gonna go with the apricot. Fun! Okay, I’m gonna go with the strawberry fruit spread. I don’t really have a choice at this point. I don’t want to get double jelly over here. Okay. That’s, I’m actually very happy about that. It’s really good. Let me smell that, cause the one that I smelled Yeah, that smells good. That’s going to be good. Apricot doesn’t smell great. That actually doesn’t smell good at all. It smells like fish bait. Oh, trash. It smells like minnows in water. It smells like bait. Yeah, it smells like the inside of a wet trash can, but not wet from trash juice, trash. You know what? Wet from minnows. Have you ever noticed that apricots will do that? Like if you get dried apricots and you open up the bag and it stinks, but then you start eating it and you’re like, oh, it kind of works. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Man. I feel great so far. Trickery. I basically feel like I’m making all the choices I wanted to make. Well, make another one. In life. No, I think it’s your turn. I feel tense. I’ll make another one. I feel more nervous than normal. Isn’t it your turn now? This, peanut butter’s involved. This, this matters. Because you love nut butters. But, yeah, we do. We both do. Especially me. We eat quite a bit. Quite a bit. Quite a bit. Let’s see. All right. What I could think about is bacon. Somebody’s going to get stuck with some weird stuff. Because I’ve got to do something wild. I got to do something wild and I need to go. Yeah. Throw that on my bacon. Okay. Let’s bring in the bacon for me. Yum. Beautiful. All right. How’s that bacon? Wow. Bacon and raisin bread. That’s like cartoon bacon. Yeah. So, beautiful. Exactly. All right, that’s good. Yeah. And then if you take it. You dip it down in that. Everyone is mad at you for doing that. Well, this part was, it was clean. I know, but everyone just groaned when you did that. I don’t know why. You baconed the butter. I didn’t go all the way to the bottom of the jar. What if somebody thinks that pork is unclean and now you’ve completely ruined the whole thing of peanut butter for them? I also think, wasn’t, wasn’t Rhett supposed to, did we miss? No, no. That’s what I thought. No, because he got the apricot and then I got the strawberry. And then it goes back to Link for bacon. Because I’ve only got two, I was going to call these nuggets for some reason. That’s fine. Tokens. And he’s got three and he just used one and now he’s got two. I’m not feeling great about where I’m at, but maybe it’ll all come out. Really? Okay, why? Okay. Everything’s a little not ideal. Texture, another texture play for me. I don’t think you can have too much crunch. I would like the Lays Classic potato chips. Yum. I love a chip on a sandwich. That’s a good choice. Feeling good. I haven’t been boned yet. I have. You know what I’m saying? I haven’t been boned yet. Never had chips on a. If I was on a sitcom, that would be my catchphrase. I thought it was one of those things where you were supposed to like do a dance when he says boned. Well, I haven’t been boned yet. And it would zoom in on my face. Boned yet. Wow. That’s what. Untoasted is taken. Toasted is taken. Toasted is not taken. Oh, it’s going to be. Toasted is taken. I’m saying everything backwards. I’m like, you know what? I’m gonna go for it. Oreos. Peanut Butter Oreos. So these are, these are a Sporked pick, huh? Yeah, they’re very, very good on their own. I’m scared to eat them with bacon and apricot jam, but it could work. Yeah, I know. It could work. Bold pick, why these and not like something else? Well, cause then I’d have to toast that. No, you have other stuff, Fruity Pebbles. You could have done Fruity Pebbles or toasted. Oh. Which is what I’m left with as my final choice. And so I. Hold on, you need to choose toasted. Again, I think that the Fruity Pebbles texture is going to be, I wouldn’t add it necessarily, but I’m a purist about not toasting this bread. Okay. And so I think that Fruity Pebbles is going to be somewhat complimentary to the strawberry jam, which is going to be, have a lot of power. And he doesn’t want to toast so hard that I’m going to make him toast. I’m, I don’t know about this. I don’t know about this. I don’t know about this. Should I toast it? Well, so what, you’d have to have one piece toasted and one piece untoasted? Boy, that’s a good question. Cause you have untoasted as well. Ooh, ooh, ooh. One toasted, one untoasted. And then I stick him with the Fruity Pebbles and then he’s got just a. And that’s a lot. He’s got, like, just a crazy sandwich. Yeah. Yep, I’m going toasted. He’s going Fruity Pebbles. Wow, did you want toasted? No, but. – Okay, so I’m toasting. – I’m not happy either way. Okay. So I’m toasting one of my. And then I’m going for the Fruity Pebbles. Let me make sure I’ve got a light toast on here. Alright, so I’m gonna go ahead and make this for you. Wow. My gem of a friend. Thank you! Oh, the buttering up is starting! Gem of a friend is so sweet. And then, well. If we were gonna do something together outside of work, what would we do? Probably go grocery shopping. Okay. I think that’d be fun with you. Alright. Kind of like all you see me as is work. Well, I wouldn’t be paying you. Rhett, if we were to hang out outside of work, what would we do? Well, we’d put a fire out and this is about to start. Nah, it’s just a toaster. If we were to hang out outside of work, I could see me and you doing some high stakes gambling. Ooh! Like, I could see us, like, like the first thing we would do is we would like just go to like the Bicycle Casino like down into the City of Industry and we would just get our feet wet. I love that. You know what I’m saying? It’s a seedy place. I love that. We would stick together. That’s great. I know an incredible Szechuan restaurant down there. Oh, yes. So, we can get some lunch. And then when we kinda got, when we kinda got our groove, we, right as soon as we felt like we were hitting our lucky streak, we would drive to Vegas. I love that. In an electric car. That we’re renting? Or do you own an electric car? I own an electric car. Okay. An electric car? Because, and here’s why we would do it. Why are you specifying that? Because we’re gonna ride the wave of range anxiety all the way to Vegas. Wow, okay. You know what I’m saying? No, I don’t even know what that means. If you have an electric car. You worry about charging, and what we would do is the whole time we would be sweating, we would be like I don’t know if we’re gonna make it. I don’t know if we’re gonna make it, but we got to make it. And we would roll into the Bellagio, on zero. And we would park in the front, we would just, we would just pull up to the door, and park and just get out. And what’s the first thing we would do? And what is the first thing we’d do? There’s one answer. What’s the first thing we would do? What’s the wheel? That’s not it. Craps! That’s not it. Binge drink? We’d see the fountain! Oh, of course we’d see the fountain! We drove through it! And then we’d go in there and we would put everything on black! I love that. I love that. I actually have almost never really gambled. So that feels like it could be a huge day for me. You ever been to a grocery store? I have been to a grocery store many times. For you, for work. I mean, I didn’t know he was going to go so hard. Well, I said we could do anything. Honestly, I could see myself ruining my life with you. It would be so much fun. We should do that. I think that would be really fun. And we could go see, like, Kelly Clarkson. Or, like, Kylie Minogue. I don’t know, whoever’s performing. All the shows, yes. And the buffets. Go to Cirque du Soleil. Oh, I love Cirque du Soleil. And we go to the bad Cirque du Soleil where they show a little, show a little topless I do not know about that one, but I would, I would go, I would go with you. There is one, right? There’s a little topless. I don’t, we’ve talked about this before. There used to be a animal themed one that had some nudity, but they closed that one down. Oh, really? It was nude animals? It was nude people dressed as animals, I think. Okay. But I could do that. And then you and I are just going to go to the grocery store. Yeah. Alright. Jordan, you said that you’d take me to see Love Lies Bleeding with Kendahl. Let’s do it! I’ll go see that lesbian movie with you. Is that the one thing you want to do on our special day? It’s like I’m your father and your mom and I are divorced. I take each one of you to do a special day once a year. Right. So think hard about what you want your special day to be. And Stevie, I’ll take you to Ruby Fruit, the lesbian wine bar, and then I’ll take you to see Love Lies Bleeding, the Kristen Stewart wrestling movie. Okay, but also, Kendahl has to come so that it’s just, I’m clearly the third wheel. Absolutely. I don’t need to be there. Perfect. Okay, great. That’s good. I think we’d have fun. I think you, me, and Kendahl can have a good time. Okay. Yeah. Let’s find out. Is that the movie that she’s promoting with the Rolling Stone cover? Yes, and something funny about that is that. The jockstrap? Yes, my fiancée is actually interviewed in that copy of Rolling Stone, which is so exciting, but we didn’t know what, which, which one it was going to be, we just knew the day it was going to come out. So I called my mom and I was like, mom, you have to go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of copies of Rolling Stone on this day because Kendahl is in it and we are out of town. We’re out of the country. And so my mom went and bought 10 copies and then sent me a picture that she bought 10 copies of the Kristen Stewart jockstrap one. And the person checking her out at the grocery store was like, why do you need so many of these? They were like, I get it. Yeah. I get it. All right. Mine’s ready. Done? Wow. And I’m glad you weren’t watching. Cause I want you to forget what’s in it. Perfect. Okay. You know, I got a text about that Rolling Stone cover from, Christy Neal. I almost texted you, Stevie. I got very close. – I was like. – Christy texted me. Yeah, somebody else will do it. Maybe Christy will. But she’s like, do you like Kristen Stewart? Is how the text started. Christy is very sweet. She also DMs me a lot. 2PM in the middle of the week. I’m like, Christy, I’m, I’m in a meeting. Do you like Kristen Stewart? I’m in a meeting. She’s very thoughtful. She DM’d you too? She did? Not about that. Oh! But she’ll DM me like, funky, she DM’d me like a funky bolo tie the other day. What? A funky bolo tie? Yeah, she DM’d me like a brand that made a bolo tie that looked like a carrot. Do you like bolo ties? I think you should know about this brand. You big lesbian. And I was like, thank you, I will. That’s so nice. Christy’s like messaging all lesbians. She’s like looking out for all the lesbians. She is. Everybody knows we love lesbians. Because, like, what can we, what can we DM lesbians about? I love it! How’s that? What are you experiencing? In what order? It’s so hard because it’s all so much. It’s like bacon and then Oreos and that’s almost it. And then at the end you get a little raisin bread finish. Not bad. Are you getting any of this peanut butter? Almost no peanut butter. Almost no Fruity Pebbles. It’s not bad. I wish the Oreos weren’t in it. I actually think it could taste very, very good if the Oreos weren’t in it. Yeah. I’m sorry. Let’s get rid of this. Yeah, I don’t know what, you know, sometimes. Taste it. What do you think? Let me taste it. Let me taste it. I smell the Fruity Pebbles first. Okay. I’m feeling pretty good about this. It’s pretty, you know, it’s pretty predictable and it’s a light toasting, so I don’t think it compromises. The one side toasted is fun and it looks good. My bite was more Fruity Pebbles. I mean, mine looks a lot crazier than that one. Oh, man. That one looks normal. I’ve never done potato chips on a peanut butter sandwich before. So, tater chips, strawberry, Jif. Extra crunchy, bread, half toasted. Half toasted. See, like, yeah. A lot of things that, you didn’t, you didn’t have to do much. This is what I’ll say. It’s almost as if you picked half as many things as me. That is what it feels like. I don’t know how I ended up with just basically a PB&J. Yeah. It feels like you brought things from home to put on the sandwich. Pulling stuff out of my pocket. Yeah. The potato chips don’t do as much for this as I thought they would. What do you think? I mean, you’ve already got the crunchy of the, the extra crunchy peanut butter. But they’re not, I wouldn’t have made the choice for the, for the potato chips. But they don’t have an off putting flavor. No. They just add a little interesting texture. How could you not win, though, with that boring concoction? If they were saltier and crunchier, I think it really would be spectacular. You should have gotten bacon. Well, I was actually thinking about bacon until you got it. Okay. Needless to say. You don’t need to say. Thanks for having me. This is, this is not good. This is between you and God. This is an abomination. Right, yep. Don’t do this. Don’t do that. Learn from my mistakes. This is an abomination. But you put your heart into it. So really, it’s not that, it’s not that I won, it’s just that Link lost. This is good. This is not that creative. You know, this is not your most creative showing, but sometimes a classic is good. Yeah, I just, I wanted to stay as a purist, you know. We’ll get crazy. Bolo tie? Jockstrap? Thank you. Okay. Subscribe to the Sporked newsletter for the latest and greatest in food rankings and new product reviews delivered to your inbox every other week, sporked.com